| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
|---|---|
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 08:55 AM | oops! |
| R9902-17-07, 10:20 AM | Armour sharpened and ready to go! |
| Silverthumb12802-17-07, 11:29 AM | Not in the face! |
| CantripN02-17-07, 11:31 AM | Hit me! |
| Seeker9502-17-07, 11:32 AM | "For duty, honor and college tuition!" |
| smeagol_lied02-17-07, 12:20 PM | Help! Help! |
| R9902-17-07, 12:37 PM | Bou mow mow waka waka neaaaaaaaahhhh can't touch this. |
| Raumz02-17-07, 01:51 PM | You wont hit someone with glasses would you? |
| kelvinaw27302-17-07, 01:55 PM | "Let's Kick Bottom!" "Char - oh sh-!" "Att- where the hell did that come from?" "Downfall to the evil oppressors of freedom while maintaining proper respect for cultural traditions!" "First one to Valhalla get's the drinks in!" (with acknowledgement to Terry Pratchet on the last two) |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 02:14 PM | ewww,i think i just steped in something:eek: |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 02:17 PM | i think i just set off a trap |
| R9902-17-07, 02:18 PM | Time to make bootprints upon the plural buttocks of generic evildoers. |
| freedeath02-17-07, 02:29 PM | "Spoon!!" "Run away!!" |
| SeptimusMagistos02-17-07, 03:08 PM | "Untune their Pianos!" "If I save the world, no one will question the morality of this cold-blooded murder." |
| Ace_of_Diamonds02-17-07, 03:16 PM | "Remember, don't hit a girl." |
| Lenore02-17-07, 03:20 PM | "we fly high, no lie, you know dis ballin'!" |
| Aliquid02-17-07, 03:21 PM | "Spoon!!"I was going to say that! :) I'm happy that the cartoon is finally on DVD. Took them long enough |
| Lenore02-17-07, 03:22 PM | "Lets ge theses teen hearts beating faster, faster!" |
| R9902-17-07, 03:46 PM | For our senile-old-king-whom-has-eleven-rebellions-occuring-in-the-mainland-due-to-his-tyranny-and-taxes-but-is-all-in-all-not-a-bad-chap-once-you-get-to-know-him!!! |
| freedeath02-17-07, 03:59 PM | I was going to say that! :) I'm happy that the cartoon is finally on DVD. Took them long enough The Tick has brought me more genuine pleasure than any other TV show. I used to watch it at 10AM on Saturdays after coming home from working the graveyard shift; sleep deprivation and the Tick; they're not just for breakfast any more. I spit cereal out my nose when Proto-Clown hit the Tick with a bus like it was a baseball bat. Silverthumb128 also used "Not in the face!" earlier on in this thread. We could also try "My body is a weapon, Arthur; use it!" |
| aebo0602-17-07, 04:20 PM | That's what she said! |
| Talkkno02-17-07, 04:47 PM | "Our Weapons are love!" "Justice" "Urg...Hope." A :cookie: for any who gets that reference. |
| R9902-17-07, 05:32 PM | "AC 0's still a good thing, right?" |
| Braids02-17-07, 05:36 PM | They took my favorite pants! |
| TheAngryFish02-17-07, 06:41 PM | Argh! My nipples are hard! |
| ElIsRa02-17-07, 08:43 PM | -"Its only a flesh wound" -"Love And Peace!" -"Help, help, I'm being oppressed" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 08:50 PM | stop,look listen,then run like hell as if ur life depends on it |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 08:58 PM | in the name of pelor.....and pie |
| JoAT02-17-07, 08:58 PM | "Remember the... thing we're not supposed to forget, possibly a battle of some kind!" "If we win, no-one will remember, and if we lose, no-one will forget!" "The pointy end goes in the enemy, right?" "For freedom, justice, reasonably-priced love, and a hard-boiled egg!" "Milk, Bread, Lettuce, Eggs, and Muffins!" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:02 PM | Ahhhhh!my Eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| bhu02-17-07, 09:06 PM | "Which way do we point these things?" "Come see the violence inherent in my system!" "what if they have pointy sticks?" "I didnt vote for you!" |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:10 PM | The classics... "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!" and... "For the Good of the Goodly God!!" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:11 PM | im the paladin know as sslivos the killer |
| Drodain02-17-07, 09:12 PM | "Lets ge theses teen hearts beating faster, faster!" NO! Bad Lenore! Bad! You are not allowed to quote Panic! at the Disco because they do not deserve to be quoted. Anyways back on subject. "I regret nothing!" "I am a pacifist!" "What's the attack button again?" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:12 PM | the dm:will u just fail the save so my NPC can betray you already |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:17 PM | "Surely we can talk about this??......" "Take THAT, and THAT, and THIS, and THAT....and on...and on......." "Goodbye, Mr Bond...." "C'MON THEN IF YA FINK YER 'ARD ENOUGH!" "Snarf, snarf" (as in Thunder Cats.... Never sat well with my DM) |
| Zicka02-17-07, 09:25 PM | love the warcraft reference "Your the king, while I didnt vote for you." "I am malganis" "for the trees!" "The flows of magic a whimsical today." "I am your father" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:28 PM | victory!!!!!!!!!!!!or death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!o god i hope its the first one |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:28 PM | "i'm Level 20!!!" |
| Quarterstaff02-17-07, 09:35 PM | "DON'T FORGET THE +2 DAMAGE WE GET FOR DOING THIS!!" "THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW" "I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE POLEARMS!!" "THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'!!" "FOR THE RECORD THIS IS MY CALL, MY CALL!!" which works great with... "BROKEN ARROW, BROKEN ARROW!" |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:38 PM | Paladin: Oh great lord, bless this sword with your holiness that I may slay this evil. May you bless this shield with your protective might, that I may live to serve you further. Bless this Breastplate with your divine power that it deflect and turn the enimies weapons. May you bless this holy sigil........ ....... 20 minutes later........ .....Amen. |
| boozerker02-17-07, 09:39 PM | Aye! For corporations! I got this at a discount lot. No the other way, horsey! On three we charge. Ready? One..two..two-and-a-half.. I can't drive stick-shift! Geronimooooooooooooooooo! Hi, how are you today? |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:39 PM | i am a rouge,cleric,barbarian,paladin. (wow,im doomed 2 lose all magic) (i know i can only have 3 classes) |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:40 PM | "I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob" |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:43 PM | ok rouge,barbarian,cleric,paladin,you have 2 options :u can join us and most lickly kill us later with a sneak attackon the way,or you can die now.either way u will lose all ur magic but how did u no my classes... we read the last thread made by shalitanior1018 |
| boozerker02-17-07, 09:55 PM | Wait, is this 3.0 or 3.5? Good...bad...I'm the guy with the power soaker. To oblivion and beyond! |
| shalitanior101802-17-07, 09:57 PM | look over there! |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 09:58 PM | The Bard: One way,or another, I'm gonna find ya; I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya! One way, or another, I'm gonna win ya; I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya! One way, or another, I'm gonna see ya; I'm gonna Beat ya Beat ya Beat ya Beat ya! One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna Beat ya, I'm gonna Beat ya, I'll Beat ya! |
| mathew9902-17-07, 10:00 PM | - " We got them, as long as no one presses that big shiny red button " - "Not again..." |
| Whisper_Swiftblade02-17-07, 10:05 PM | leeeeeeets beeeeeeeeeeeeee friends everyboddy dance, dance like you've never danced before leeeeeeroy Jaaaaaankins I put the fist back in pacifist atomic bellyflop of doom 158-47z (75z+zyx)=1745748685475-yz, solve for X if you dare |
| _SIN_02-17-07, 10:06 PM | *Charging into battle wearing their flowerpot-plate* Bill: Flobber-lobber-lob! Ben: Flubber-flob-flub! Weed: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! |
| boozerker02-17-07, 10:11 PM | Helmets and kneepads ready, soldiers! Don't push! Nobody push me! I've fallen, and I can't get up! We're so dead. No fair, timeout! |
| boozerker02-17-07, 10:22 PM | Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? Tag you're it! WHAT, this isn't a drill? Oh god, did I leave the oven on? We surrender! |
| Paneki02-17-07, 11:03 PM | "kalim-baliiiii!!!!!" :fight!: |
| AierSeraph02-17-07, 11:03 PM | 'Taste the wrath of Canadian lumber fool!' 'Quick use bubblebeam!' 'I challenge you hooligan!' |
| jokey66502-17-07, 11:07 PM | "LEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!" "My anŭs is bleeding! My anŭs is bleeding!" "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!" |
| Roscoe_Greenbottle02-17-07, 11:15 PM | FLower Power! All your base are belong to us! |
| _SIN_02-18-07, 12:08 AM | For Bush, Blair and the war on Terror!! |
| Dark Stryke02-18-07, 12:36 AM | "Our Weapons are love!" "Justice" "Urg...Hope." A :cookie: for any who gets that reference. Tales of Symphonia, of course. Let's not forget another few failed battle cries from that game: "We're gonna die!" "Are you guys part of a gang or something?" (in annoying, sing-song voice): "Don't worry! Leave it to me!" "50% output should be sufficient." And a few taken from my campaign: "Haha! We're gonna **** you up this time you *****!" (yelled at a succubus the party had previously run from) "If you're in the area of the fireball, it's your own fault!" "Two purple worms? Ha! I bet we could take three!" *third worm bursts from the soil* "Crap!" "Scotish FURY!!!!" "This is legal if I say you started it!" |
| Hakar_Kerarmor02-18-07, 12:51 AM | "Right, let's see how this goes!" "Who chose these colours? I do not like them one bit." "Some of you may not return! The rest of you... certainly won't!" |
| WhiteRaven81002-18-07, 01:04 AM | Round One: Fight! |
| boozerker02-18-07, 01:17 AM | MOM?? OW, my toe! Klatu...Verata... *N-Cough* *Hrmm* -- "I said the words; really, I did!" |
| Aricomus02-18-07, 01:35 AM | "I wish I had gone to law schoooooooooool!!!!!!" |
| SephDragoon02-18-07, 02:29 AM | On the Note of "Ready! Fight!" "Get over here!" "Heaven or Hell! Fight!" "I'm out of spells... I guess I have a dagger for a reason." |
| TheAngryFish02-18-07, 02:31 AM | I eat babies! That's it, I'm dead. Where did the healer go !?!? Lazerpewpewpew! |
| felinoel02-18-07, 02:47 AM | "Spoon!!"hey how is that rejected!?! the tick uses it all the time and look at how successful he is |
| Haplo78102-19-07, 03:28 AM | Ihopeidon'tgethurt!!!!! |
| boozerker02-19-07, 01:05 PM | Ow ow OW splinter, splinter! YOU. You will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. You're going to wish you never left your mother's womb -- where it was warm ..and safe ..and wet. I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed. You're going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a r-a-i-nnn-bow... But, THIS rainbow, is not just like any other rain-bow, it's --- *r-i-p* :eek: AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE (:D Who recognizes that? *hint (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=korgoth)*) |
| marcel_deathbringer02-19-07, 01:18 PM | "That hurt ButtHole" |
| capeMyrmidon02-19-07, 01:29 PM | Sh!T, It's a rental! |
| fall from grace02-19-07, 01:59 PM | hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die! red rum red rum what the @#$%? |
| SephDragoon02-19-07, 02:25 PM | Ow ow OW splinter, splinter! YOU. You will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. You're going to wish you never left your mother's womb -- where it was warm ..and safe ..and wet. I'm going to show you pain you never knew existed. You're going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a r-a-i-nnn-bow... But, THIS rainbow, is not just like any other rain-bow, it's --- *r-i-p* :eek: AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE (:D Who recognizes that? *hint (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=korgoth)*) Korgoth of Barbaria of course! And no, I didn't need the hint :P. Ah... I love that episode :P. |
| spacefurry02-19-07, 03:20 PM | Let's rape the horses and ride off on the women I fart in your general direction I'll catch up later guys You're shoes are untied |
| pres_man02-19-07, 03:23 PM | "For the Lollipop Guild!" -halfling battle cry |
| FrostBaneInterrogater02-19-07, 03:49 PM | *Dashing towards crowd of feinds* LETS BE FREINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| DoctorRomulus02-19-07, 03:51 PM | "Runaway, Runaway !!!" - Halfling Battle cry or at least it used to be ! I Am Sick And Tired of YOU!!! (foot in face) |
| Zona02-19-07, 03:58 PM | "Err Excuse me!" |
| Stormonu02-19-07, 04:09 PM | "Kool-aid for the Kool-aid god! Oh yeah!!!" |
| PolasKasDorion02-19-07, 04:13 PM | Five bucks on the Ogres!!! Remember,men... Last one alive rez's the rest! I have a bad feeling about this. I feel inclined to tell you: I have a terribly contagious bloodborn disease.... so you probably shouldn't cut me... or hit me for that matter. For Eric's wife!!! ... oh... and dibs on tonight. |
| Ardan The Avenger02-19-07, 04:27 PM | "Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!" "Look out, people, heeeeeeere I commmmme!" "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit!" |
| shalitanior101802-19-07, 04:31 PM | who wants a hug:w00t: secretly,im chaotic evil:schemes: |
| shalitanior101802-19-07, 05:08 PM | ill bet 10 pp the by the end of this quest the DM will send 5 dragons afrte us:invasion: |
| Stardrake02-19-07, 05:21 PM | "Our weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...Our TWO weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise....Amongst our WEAPONRY, are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost...I'll come in again!" |
| boozerker02-19-07, 05:28 PM | Ooo, oh man, I really gotta go #2. C'mon let's hurry this, I'll be grounded if I'm not home by 8. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Why'd the chicken cross the road? <song> I will surive! </song> Korgoth of Barbaria of course! And no, I didn't need the hint :P. Ah... I love that episode :P. Correct, and you earn a :cookie: too. It is a great episode :) |
| Olav02-19-07, 05:31 PM | to the frenzied beserker "Use your violance on them!!!" |
| bakomusha02-19-07, 07:16 PM | believe it! kiss my shiny metal a$$! ha! you call that a cut! i did worse last night while listening to mcr! they call me stompy! |
| RadicalTaoist02-19-07, 07:31 PM | i got teh bomb every1 pumpy rush lol Ah, the good old days of CounterStrike before it became HaxxorStrike |
| _Bolshack_Dragon_02-19-07, 07:32 PM | "Stop, drop, and roll!" "I LOVE YOU!" I'm Henry the 5th I am!" |
| khyron114402-19-07, 07:47 PM | I dare because I care! We're not monkeys. We're just coocoo. Monkies watch out for them monkies. Me, I really like my cheese sandwiches. |
| CedricBrooks02-19-07, 07:56 PM | "BEHOLD, the power of Cheese!" |
| Davith Bothain02-19-07, 08:22 PM | 193) Queequeg! 194) Prepare to be Slinked! 195) I have no insurance! 196) Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell! 197) I'm calling my attorney! 198) I am my own mother! 199) For /b/! 200) This is a non-sequitur! 201) I am the very model of a modern major general! 202)What happened to my mousepad?! 203) This sentence is unnecessarily punctuated!!!!!11!!1!!one!11! 204) Rutabega! 205) Screw the AC, I want +2 to attack! 206) I'm not afraid of you: I looked at your character sheet! 207) Listerine burns my canker sores! 208) You will make humourous comments when I click you and you will LIKE it! 209) We will eat your minstrels and there will be much rejoicing! 210) You improperly pluralised "cry"! 211) My girlfriend is the DM! 212) All hail the Thumb! 213) Oh noes! |
| Mattarias02-19-07, 09:27 PM | cleric: -"for Pelor!" paladin:-"for Elhonna!" Bard:-"FOR WEEEE-JAAASSS!" Pally and Cleric: :eek: Bard: :angelhide |
| Stardust02-19-07, 09:51 PM | Altered slightly to fit the context: "We charge on the count of three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number I shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall I not count, neither shall I count two, excepting proceeding directly to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then charge thou towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." |
| Zicka02-19-07, 10:44 PM | Pun-pun away! sorry, I had to:P :P :P |
| seldom_seen02-19-07, 10:47 PM | " All for one, and one for Baal!" |
| skydin02-19-07, 11:45 PM | TACOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! Wheres the beef!? fur yer muthers!!!!!!! who wants pie!? for my mother who is poor and alone so i have to go into the army young to pay for food because im hungery and army guys get babes and tuesdays are fajita night which i love!? pie is good with ice cream!!!!!!!!!! |
| SephDragoon02-20-07, 08:01 AM | kiss my shiny metal a$$! No joke, our warforged is named Bender... cus he called me meatbag :P. |
| TrueName02-20-07, 08:02 AM | He stole my sandwich You go left, you go right an I'll err do something my what big eyes you have a sheep a sheep his kingdom for a sheep damn, I left my sword at home, knew i'd forgotten something feal the wrath of my oversized novelty foam hand That's all folks |
| Slightly_Unscrewed02-20-07, 10:17 AM | (sung to the tune of jingle bells) oh, jingle hells, jingle hells, jingle all the way, oh what fright it is to ride on a one devil open sleigh. Dashing through the snow on a one open sleigh over hills we go screaming all the way AIEEEEEE! we our take big swords with demons bound inside charge right towards the balor, and hang on for dear life! |
| Alten_Freehands02-20-07, 03:34 PM | I'm wearing white! Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of white?!!? Toga! Toga! Toga! Time to kick some names and take some a$$!! Theres only one _____ we can take it. One time at band-camp! H2O! The eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! I finally get to use this new _____! No hard feelings! |
| Armoured Priest02-20-07, 07:39 PM | *make sheep "baa" sound* goat, and horse sounds work pretty good too |
| ryuspearhead02-20-07, 07:47 PM | this is gonna hurt ! oh my god ! jihad , jihad , jihad! this is sucide ! wht me !!! owwwwy! lol! omg! rolf! im a noob ! |
| Drodain02-20-07, 07:59 PM | One way or another this will be over quickly. I AM TIRED! YO QUIERO TACO BELL!! WHERE AM I?!?! NOBODY IS LISTENING!! YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK IS LATE!! THINGS COST MORE THAN THEY USED TO! YOUNG PEOPLE CURSE!!! cookie for the easy reference I AM ONLY A COMMONER!!! Prepare for the beating of a lifetime you.... WE'RE FIGHTING A WHAT?!?! Oh yes I will solve for X. I dare. x=[(1745748685317-yz)/(-47z)-75z]/zy !!!!! |
| Morgotho02-20-07, 08:00 PM | err, lost count... For summoners: Celestial Lion, I choose you! |
| Aise02-20-07, 08:08 PM | I'm about to die!!! For fighters: Oh-No where's my sword? For spell casters: I'm gonna attack the darkness! |
| Kasai_Saka02-20-07, 11:05 PM | Meat-Shield! |
| speeblefreak02-20-07, 11:15 PM | "This...is my BOOMSTICK!" "Swallow this." "Let's get out there and carve ourselves a witch." "Who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?" "Groovy." |
| Firestar2702-20-07, 11:30 PM | "Remember the... Remember the... Remember that place in Texas!" I'm giving a cookie to the one who can get the amazing reference! "You've got a sword. One end is pointy, the other end you hold. You've got a 50-50 chance. Want to take it?" |
| CedricBrooks02-20-07, 11:35 PM | "Remember the... Remember the... Remember that place in Texas!" I'm giving a cookie to the one who can get the amazing reference! Post #27 on the first page by JoAT. "Make Fred go first, he has the biggest life insurance policy!" "GUARDS!" |
| Firestar2702-20-07, 11:47 PM | Post #27 on the first page by JoAT. I meant the ORIGINAL reference. No offense to JoAT if he thought it was original. Not to mention that mine may have been paraphrased (I don't know if I can remember it exactly) it was more specific. It was in a single panel cartoon strip If you feel upset, you can have a half-cookie. |
| CedricBrooks02-20-07, 11:54 PM | Didn't mean to nag on you honestly, but really, offering to give a cooke for that? Who doesn't know that isn't about the Alamo? This however, has inspired a rejected battle cry. "Remember to mind your manners!" "All hail Steve!" "Fluffy sucks!" |
| bholdr_mage02-20-07, 11:57 PM | Duuuude. Sweeeeet. The Power is YOURS! Avengers Assemble! Go, Go, Power Rangers! Well, Have at the Mr Fancy Pants! Huh-Huh. Heh-Heh. Who let the dogs OUT! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Up, Up, and away! By the power of THAC0, YOU will fall! Check out the sword through my stomach! We're gonna feel this in the morning! Hiyo, Silver, AWAY! Go for the EYES, BOO! Go for the EYES! Quick, attack the....I don't know what it is either; but it looks EVIL! What, don't look at me...I only get one skill point a level, and you think I'm going to cross-class and get a knowledge skill to know what this thing is? My Sword and my Magic Helmit! (get your head outta the gutter) Defeat them before dinner, or we might go hungry tonight! Danger Will Robinson! |
| Alten_Freehands02-20-07, 11:57 PM | Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Well there was that one guy that called me a fizzle and.....well got away with it. But most people that call me a fizzle don't get away with it...... Actually that was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it. |
| speeblefreak02-21-07, 12:04 AM | You have no chance to survive! Make your time! There can be only one thousand! |
| Hakar_Kerarmor02-21-07, 12:06 AM | Oh god! Please don't let me die today! Tomorrow would be sooo much better! |
| pheonixfrostmourn02-21-07, 01:38 AM | Ba-weep-grana-weep-nenee-baum. |
| khyron114402-21-07, 03:15 AM | I meant the ORIGINAL reference. No offense to JoAT if he thought it was original. Not to mention that mine may have been paraphrased (I don't know if I can remember it exactly) it was more specific. It was in a single panel cartoon strip If you feel upset, you can have a half-cookie. References The Alamo obviously and you say a single panel strip. Is it Far Side? I remember one where someone was selling t-shirts at The Alamo. Edit: I just did a google image search for that strip and there weren't any sites still up showing it. Gary Larson must be one of those guys vigilant about protecting his intellectual property. |
| TrueName02-21-07, 07:28 AM | I thought I saw a putty cat. I did. I did se a putty cat. On your marks, get set, go ding ding, round one for alice ....... who the f**k is alice wun wabbit wun wabbit trees the dm wouldn't put us up against something we can't beat. |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 10:33 AM | okay,lets work together ha ya right...okay,great idea(scapegoat you then run) |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 10:35 AM | (my actual battle cry in dnd) the dm always trys 2 kill us,lets make sure he doesnt succed.:fight!: :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: (also):OMG! that so figures |
| bholdr_mage02-21-07, 10:43 AM | Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go? |
| RobbyPants02-21-07, 03:37 PM | Und keine eier!!!! A cookie for anyone who gets the reference ;) |
| Firestar2702-21-07, 06:44 PM | References The Alamo obviously and you say a single panel strip. Is it Far Side? I remember one where someone was selling t-shirts at The Alamo. You are correct! It is the Far Side! :cookie: It is a different cartoon though. It is one where 3 people are riding away from the Alamo on horses and the leader yells not to forget "that place in Texas". |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 09:35 PM | what the,a trap!!!! :cloud9: i died and im in heavon a h h hh h h h h h h h ! ! ! ! !! ! ! :schemes: oh,maby not |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 09:36 PM | :weep: outch.im telling my mommy |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 09:38 PM | :censored: ohhh shi... |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 10:01 PM | :bow: ill worship u just dont kill me |
| shalitanior101802-21-07, 10:02 PM | is any1 there cause i made like the last 5:confused: |
| speeblefreak02-21-07, 10:23 PM | Lieutenant, fetch me my brown pants. |
| PHDrillSergeant02-22-07, 01:15 AM | Do...you...want...FRIES...with...THAT!?! ?!? |
| bhu02-22-07, 02:00 AM | "For the Naked Klingon Women Everywhere!!!!!!!!" "Nobody steals my Elvis flavored Vodka!" "Zmbie Squirrels!! Run away!! Run Away!!!!!" |
| FrostHammer02-22-07, 03:24 AM | "Death from Below!" "Your orders, Shion?" "I want to help everyone!" |
| _SIN_02-22-07, 03:26 AM | By the power of greyskull! Alluah-Akbar!! |
| R9902-22-07, 12:46 PM | Baatle For To Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Khazikstan!!! |
| marcel_deathbringer02-22-07, 02:10 PM | " I wear womens under garments!!" |
| lastknightleft02-22-07, 03:02 PM | "Remember the... thing we're not supposed to forget, possibly a battle of some kind!" "If we win, no-one will remember, and if we lose, no-one will forget!" "The pointy end goes in the enemy, right?" "For freedom, justice, reasonably-priced love, and a hard-boiled egg!" "Milk, Bread, Lettuce, Eggs, and Muffins!" Ahhh terry pratchett And mine "Remember that killing is morally evil in an objective system" |
| Charlie_PFC02-22-07, 03:24 PM | The axes of the dwarves are upon you! Baruk khazad ai-menu! ING-GURR-LUND! You're gonna get your Bugbear 'eads kicked in! |
| joesphroth02-22-07, 03:41 PM | Um...Generic Battle Cry! HAHAHA! |
| Leo02-22-07, 04:00 PM | I'll be back (srry if it was already posted:P) Can't we just all be friends? I'm sory for spoiling your clothes with my blood, please let me go |
| rostos02-22-07, 05:58 PM | 'cause it'll be said anyway... LEEEEEEROOOY JENKIIIINNNS! |
| Darkuwa02-22-07, 06:57 PM | The Greeter, a superheros battle cry: WELCOME TO WALMART!!! Cookie for the reference. |
| SeptimusMagistos02-23-07, 02:16 PM | double post |
| SeptimusMagistos02-23-07, 02:17 PM | YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK IS LATE!! THINGS COST MORE THAN THEY USED TO! YOUNG PEOPLE CURSE!!! cookie for the easy reference Futurama, obviously. "Come on, it's four on one! Three on one. Two on one. Uh-oh." |
| Zona02-23-07, 04:14 PM | Said by a dwarf Highwayman... "Kneel and deliver!" |
| JasonOrlandoHawk02-23-07, 04:36 PM | Do you know how much experience that's worth? The Black Knight always triumphs!! We must defeat the Dwarves!! You idiot, we are the Dwarves!! Got Milk? You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! For the glory of the Empire!!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Assemble!!! Gentlemen!!! Behold!!! My Greatsword!!! I botched my stealth check!!! |
| Mattarias02-23-07, 06:11 PM | I'm wearing white! Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of white?!!? XD actually, my (pink-wearing) bard's battle cry is currently "You're paying for my shirt!" |
| Tuah02-23-07, 06:20 PM | Not exactly a battle cry but: "If you can steal this fly fro- no wait, WAIT! Not ye- STOP!" |
| JasonOrlandoHawk02-24-07, 10:46 AM | I have no idea where my friend found it, but one that has appeared in my games: "Beware, for I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!" ________________________________ Actual Battle Cry from massive Youth Retreat Pillow Fight "Bob White this!!" (As in, the sound a quail makes) ________________________________ Another famous line from my games "To the Stable Boy!!!" ________________________________ "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur!!!" "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!" __________________________________ "How many steaks do you think we make from that?" |
| Stardust02-24-07, 10:50 AM | my (pink-wearing) bard Would you happen to be familiar with the name 'Donovan Deegan'? Or is that character concept just an amusing coincidence? |
| JasonOrlandoHawk02-24-07, 11:01 AM | "We are the Knights who say Ni!!" |
| Bedevere02-24-07, 11:43 AM | Can't believe nobody has covered the Klingon battlecry of 'Today is a good day to die' yet. Given the logical flaw in it... Of course, Terry Pratchett covered that, with the Dwarven battle cry of "T'dr Dezk B'hazg T't!" Which translates as 'today is a good day for someone else to die." |
| chiaboco02-24-07, 01:09 PM | "i gotta pee!" "oh god the squirrles are coming!" and my personal favorite: "nin nin nin!" good job to anybody who knows where its from. |
| Mageknight02-24-07, 01:14 PM | Here's one for an over-excited character: "This is gonna be so cool! |
| kshade02-24-07, 10:24 PM | I'm afraid there's going to have to be a certain amount of... violence. But at least we know it's all in a good cause, don't we? Box 'o :cookie: s who gets this without googling. |
| bhu02-25-07, 04:28 AM | "Run there's a Pun Pun right behind me!" |
| KurenaiYami02-25-07, 04:35 AM | May already have been used, but... "FOR THE SWARM!" "My life for Aiur!" |
| enygmatic_me02-25-07, 04:43 AM | "Cake or Death" "No, you go on ahead. I'll catch up." "Cry loudly and let loose the tears of cowardice!" "Ten gold says you can't take them alone." "The last one standing dies alone!" "What do you mean the spell isn't on my list, stupid wand!" "No seriously, the dresses will throw them off. GOWNS FOR GLORY!" "Last time I accept a drink from a press gang." "Fear the War Chicken, BA-GAH!" |
| Doom_Linnorm02-25-07, 04:56 AM | Hey! long time no..... why are you pointing that thing at me? We shall drink their blood, grind their bones and take their pinkies to make lovely voodoo necklaces, I heard they're in fashion again. |
| Mattarias02-25-07, 07:33 PM | Would you happen to be familiar with the name 'Donovan Deegan'? Or is that character concept just an amusing coincidence? haha! yes, i know of the name. i started designing my character way before i started reading that comic, though. it's just the comic that clinched it. it was that, or neon orange. i think i made the right choice. :P anyways, to add to the post: "I'M PRETTIER THAN YOOOU!!!" another one of my favorites. :) |
| Yodaman2302-25-07, 08:17 PM | For Great Justice! If I Don't Win My Mother Will Spank Me! |
| JasonOrlandoHawk02-25-07, 09:30 PM | "I'm going to tear a hole in you bigger than god!" "I'm not a thief! Please do not disembowel the Halfling!" |
| Adam Smite02-25-07, 09:39 PM | "So terribly sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you" "You shouldn't have seen that" |
| Aricomus02-25-07, 10:55 PM | Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Well there was that one guy that called me a fizzle and.....well got away with it. But most people that call me a fizzle don't get away with it...... Actually that was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it. wasnt that from family guy... if it was i want a cookie!! anyhoo "Lets get this over with...: :bored: *two elf fighters and a drow fighter* "whoever draws the shortsword goes first!" |
| CedricBrooks02-25-07, 11:32 PM | Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Well there was that one guy that called me a fizzle and.....well got away with it. But most people that call me a fizzle don't get away with it...... Actually that was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it. Don't know about Family guy, but I'd swear with out checking that that was in the Bard's Tale. "What am I souposed to use, harsh language?" |
| Raymond_Luxury_Yacht02-26-07, 03:21 AM | "We be hea to raep cats! Bend ova!" What makes it worse is that actually is my group's battle cry. |
| CryoSilver02-26-07, 03:27 AM | "Oh God, we're gonna die!" |
| terracustos02-26-07, 07:45 AM | Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Well there was that one guy that called me a fizzle and.....well got away with it. But most people that call me a fizzle don't get away with it...... Actually that was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it. Love the Family Guy quote. I like bring stewies quotes to my D&D games.:D -What the Deuce -Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. -Why don't you burn in hell? |
| Lazzmaniandevil02-26-07, 07:57 AM | "Let's get ready to fumble !!!" |
| speeblefreak02-26-07, 10:15 AM | *cracks knuckles* Now pretend that was your neck, because in a second it will be. |
| m14762mmfmj02-26-07, 03:02 PM | Flag On The Moon!!! |
| Leo02-26-07, 04:42 PM | "i gotta pee!" "oh god the squirrles are coming!" and my personal favorite: "nin nin nin!" good job to anybody who knows where its from. Flonne, angel trainee assassin, showing her love for ninjas, from Disgaea, Hour of Darkness:D Kill them all, and feed them to the newbies Kitty, kitty kitty, nice Kitty Kitty Kitty |
| Evil DM Mk302-26-07, 04:51 PM | They may take our lives but they can't take our freedom. OK so this wasn't rejected and has been really used by people aperently, but it is one of the dumbest lines I HAVE EVER HEARD! EVER! |
| SeptimusMagistos02-26-07, 05:10 PM | This throws my entire perception of reality into question. |
| Thiez02-26-07, 05:11 PM | A friend of mine once used: "NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" |
| Vamroc02-26-07, 05:28 PM | We are Bill Gates of Borg lower your comics and prepare to be assimilated. |
| AffableDoomwalker02-26-07, 05:34 PM | "SHOOP DA WOOP!" "/b/lackup HAS ARRIVED!" |
| halflingvampire02-27-07, 06:19 PM | Run from the evil VORPAL FLAMING KITTEN OF SPEED!!!!!!!!! |
| The_Virus02-27-07, 07:24 PM | one, two, three, four, uh-oh. |
| Leatherwood02-27-07, 07:27 PM | Und keine eier!!!! A cookie for anyone who gets the reference ;) Tool. |
| ktgodstgarden02-28-07, 01:20 AM | "UNTAP, UPKEEP, DRAW YOUR LAST BREATH" "My crotch area burn with fury!" "Prepare to eat cookies!" "I need not pants to slay you!" "Are you a rogue?" |
| ktgodstgarden02-28-07, 01:23 AM | "They can kick our a$$es, but they can never kick our FREEEDDOOMM!!!!" |
| Evil DM Mk302-28-07, 02:16 AM | Ta' can onlie be one t'ousan! Waley, waley, waley! Crivens! Nac Mac Feegle wha hae! They can tak' oour lives but they cannae tak' oour troousers! Ye'll tak' the high road an' I'll tak' yer wallet! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again! Ach, stick it up yer trakkans! Give you sich a kickin'! They've got oour names! It's the pris'n hoose for us! Hey, youse scunners, we got a cheap lawyer and we no' afraid tae use him wi' prejudice! I could murrder a kebab! Ach, here's a headful o' dandruff for ye, ye bogle! Bigjobs! Lovely sunshine, good huntin', nice pretty flowers, and wee burdies goin' cheep! Crivens! I kicked meself in ma ain heid! Auchtahelweit! Yin, tan, TETRA! A cookie and a wee dram o' special sheep linment to anyone who gets the referances! |
| bhu02-28-07, 03:53 AM | "leave now or we shall have our Giant hurl Displacer Beast Kittens at you!" |
| Roivas02-28-07, 04:11 AM | All we have at home is *%$&ing vanilla!!! Where is it? I don't see it.... Oh! Death pod comes from the sky! Can we get this surprise round started? Opera's on at three. I really like your shoes! God, I love knees! I won't let you beat me like the last seven times! I have a sword, I am going to cut you with it.... possibly many times! I haven't run away yet! I will bathe in your blood with lavender and a good loofah! Here we go! [Said while in blue overalls and a red shirt] The sequel will be named after me! How about after lunch I get to attack you? Would you like some fries with that bleeding hole in your major organs? Thank you sir, may I have another? CAPTAIN CRUNCH TASTY!!!!! Look, a chance to murder a creature for being a different race, while enriching myself simultaneously. Bring me your head..... wait that doesn't even make sense to me. The Nac Mac Feegle are from the discworld novels, and are most prominent in the Wee Free Men. |
| halflingvampire02-28-07, 12:40 PM | I'm participating! Yes, I used an OOTS reference...bring on the criticism |
| shalitanior101803-02-07, 05:21 PM | :mrt: :monk: :fight!: :fight!: u took my potions!!!:ahem::ahem: Prepare to die motha ******* |
| Slightly_Unscrewed03-02-07, 07:48 PM | Good God, what is that! |
| ZionI03-02-07, 10:29 PM | Don't trample the flowers!!!!! I think I just let one rip!!!!!! If I should die before I wake, then apparently death isn't as painful as I thought!!!!! And finally.............. I think I left the stove on!!!!!!! |
| ZionI03-02-07, 10:48 PM | NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! My +4 Kitten of Vorpal Cuddling should take of these ruffians!!!!!!!! GEEE THAT'S SWELL......CAN I GET IN ON THAT!!!!!!!!! (If you know the reference to that one, god save you.......) |
| boozerker03-03-07, 02:21 PM | :fight!: :fight!: :fight!: *WARCRY* :embarrass Uh sorry no, we're unable to tranlsate :confused: |
| boozerker03-03-07, 02:29 PM | Is this a bad time? Meesa gonsa keelsya Is that "rouge" or "rogue"? OK let's keep this clean: no eye-gouging, hitting below the belt, slapping like a... |
| Whisper_Swiftblade03-03-07, 03:01 PM | hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die! rejected? that's one of the best. |
| benstundze03-03-07, 07:10 PM | lets eat some feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Birmy03-04-07, 02:15 AM | Quoth the Mighty He-Man Warrior Ron Burgundy: "I immediately regret this decision!" |
| Ghostwheel03-04-07, 03:48 AM | For the Tabloid Queens! :eek: |
| bhu03-04-07, 04:08 AM | "Ohmygod I'm naked what am I thinking!" |
| ktgodstgarden03-05-07, 03:29 AM | "THEY CAN KICK OUR A$$ES! BUT THEY CAN NEVER KICK OUR FREEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!" "Are you a rogue?" "Don't worry, he appears to be a bard..." "It's not gay to enjoy receiving ****!!!!!!" "DEATH! And hopefully not my own." "Don't worry, guys, I prepared Tenser's Floating Disk today." "Kids, listen to the rap music! Which gives them the brain damage!" "I'm all hopped up on Mountin Dew!" "I'm gonna try and grapple the doppelganger!" |
| Black Kitten03-05-07, 07:23 AM | Leave some for me! I hope you don't need that?! Ah, 'tis but a fleshwound! |
| LCD2YOU03-05-07, 07:30 AM | The mighty Viking/Norse warrior, his long blonde hair floating in the wind, standing before his troops, all battle hardened men of a 1000 campaigns: "Let's get 'em girls!" followed by screams of ectasy. |
| Richmud03-05-07, 08:48 AM | It starts out so well and it is technically a prebattle speech as apposed to an actual battle cry but I think this belongs here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0421.html |
| Black Kitten03-05-07, 10:43 AM | The mighty Viking/Norse warrior, his long blonde hair floating in the wind, standing before his troops, all battle hardened men of a 1000 campaigns: "Let's get 'em girls!" followed by screams of ectasy. Lovely! |
| RobbyPants03-05-07, 11:48 AM | "They can kick our a$$es, but they can never kick our FREEEDDOOMM!!!!" You win the thread. :rofl: *sigged* |
| mcstu303-05-07, 12:55 PM | I was thinking more for my cleric of Obad Hai. 'Nature to Nature, and dust to dust, I weild a Qstaff, so it won't rust!!" |
| halflingvampire03-06-07, 07:19 AM | NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! My +4 Kitten of Vorpal Cuddling should take of these ruffians!!!!!!!! GEEE THAT'S SWELL......CAN I GET IN ON THAT!!!!!!!!! (If you know the reference to that one, god save you.......) I used this type of kitten once...it takes orc heads off like a hot knife thru butter, and it makes a nice tangy salsa of carrion crawlers. It was only in three adventures tho |
| Aricomus03-09-07, 04:13 PM | its awful hard to pick up yer teeth with broken fingers...:evillaugh |
| navar10003-10-07, 02:52 AM | To infinity plus one! Hey wizard, gate in a solar already! It's wingardium leviOhsa, not levioSAH. I broke a nail. "A curse on your ancestors." What's the worse that can happen? Does this armor make me look fat? I prefer he be called my animal companion. It was Not Me. "I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner ..." La la la I can't hear you! Sure, this town is big enough for the two of us. "Don't worry, be happy!" I don't need to out run the troll. I just need to out run you. |
| boozerker03-10-07, 03:35 AM | To Infinity and Beee-aaatch! Ooo nice armor. Hold on I got a call. |
| bhu03-10-07, 04:30 AM | "I told you not to touch the monkey! But ya didn't believe me!! Why didnt you believe me!?!?!" |
| _SIN_03-10-07, 06:21 AM | Anything by the Three Tennors... A.K.A. Fat Pav & gang... |
| Slightly_Unscrewed03-11-07, 10:16 PM | Olly olly oxen free! Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start! |
| Far_Traveler03-11-07, 10:22 PM | Mmmmmm.... Coookie.... Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy... Shame on youl whor famiry! |
| kelvinaw27303-11-07, 11:36 PM | "Come on and have a go if you think you're f*****g hard enough!" Usually followed by: "Oh, <gulp>, you do ..." The perennial favourite of the polite: "Let's kick bottom!" The classic cry of the unprepared: Knight: "I shall slice of thy head and spit down thy cowardly throat, then dance upon thy grave, knave! Squire! bring me my vorpal blade!" Squire: "Sorry, it's at the armourers." Knight: "Please ignore my last comment." The overly verbose: "... I see you straining like greyhounds at the slips! Cry Havok and - do you mind not starting just yet? We haven't finished addressing the troops." |
| DDdreamer03-12-07, 06:46 AM | Forward my bold comanions! (2 seconds later) Backward my not-so-bold anymore companions. |
| boozerker03-12-07, 02:00 PM | Chips Ahoy! Pull my finger... Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the winner of them all? Hold still, let me get a shot first... say cheese! Dude! --triple dare ya! Long live the opposition! |
| Kearif03-12-07, 06:03 PM | Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is! Don't Stand In Front Of The TV! It's Cassaroll Night! (said like that's a good thing) I Forgot To Take My Medicine! We Need Megazord Power, NOW! This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... |
| Aricomus03-12-07, 09:42 PM | The only way i'll give up is through slow, painful torture, and I don't think you've got the grapes!! |
| johnkretzer03-12-07, 09:46 PM | "Get Her!!!" |
| Zombayz103-12-07, 10:01 PM | "SHOOP DA WOOP!" "/b/lackup HAS ARRIVED!" Why Herro thar my fellow /b/tard. Any ways... "WE DEMAND MOAR!!!" "I'm doing it for the lulz!!!" "I'll use /b/attle cards!!" |
| navar10003-13-07, 03:53 AM | Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is! Don't Stand In Front Of The TV! It's Cassaroll Night! (said like that's a good thing) I Forgot To Take My Medicine! We Need Megazord Power, NOW! This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... :nonono: "This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends ..." Miss you Shari Lewis. :weep: |
| Ariath Ska'Vhor03-13-07, 04:07 AM | "You'll all get quite the thrashing!" "Let's have a nice, fair ENGAGEMENT!" "I have splinters from my axe!" "I'm getting the HELL out of here!" |
| Stardust03-13-07, 04:11 AM | "Where am I and who's winning?" |
| Pandaemoni03-13-07, 04:14 AM | Kitten POWER!!! There will be no bed wetting tonight!!!!! |
| Kearif03-13-07, 02:58 PM | "This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends ..." You post the version you know and I'll post the that kids at my elementary school used to annoy the teachers with. And don't shake your little tiny blue head at me!:rant: "Smashy Smashy" (a bbn in a game a ran actually used that one) |
| CalibanZaxx03-13-07, 07:10 PM | " That's not the Tarrasque! It's just a 70ft, armored, puppy who needs a hug.. Go get 'em!" |
| JasonOrlandoHawk03-14-07, 05:06 PM | I'll break your face! Spirits, guide me. Time to die. Come On! (Countered by the opponent saying: "Come On!") Curse you Tekken series for some of the lamest battle quotes ever... |
| Pandaemoni03-14-07, 06:08 PM | And I'll form . . . THE HEAD!! |
| Archon51503-14-07, 06:25 PM | Dothal, you remembered to prepare the healing spells, right? Right? Hey, tiny, small, medium, large, huge, garganutan, collosal shapeshifter... |
| Lord_Gareth03-14-07, 06:28 PM | Oh my god, this thread reminded me of something from WAAAAAY back in 2nd edition: I'm playing an elf fighter with an intelligence score normally reserved for animals. Yeah, he's not too smart. And the party Bard is this really hot half-elf chick with a Charisma score somewhere around 23 (for those of you who didn't play 2nd edition, the absolute max was 25). This bard had a house cat, and this was her battle cry: "Can I get you a SPOON??" Upon screaming, "SPOON!", the house cat would attack. It was hilarious. The bard ended up marrying my character hand having a lot of children, one of which would grow up to become my current bard. He has died eighteen times in two months of play, and I'm goin' for ninteen with the next session. We're in the middle of combat, and he's got six H.P. left... |
| navar10003-15-07, 03:18 AM | "I attack! What do I see?" |
| boozerker03-15-07, 03:22 PM | I'll kick you with my toe. Oh, YEAH?? You got the cooties. |
| Prak, the Mad03-15-07, 04:28 PM | "TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" "WE OUT NUMBER THEM 3-1!!!!!!" "|/\|3 |/\| |*|/\||\|5 j000000!!!one11one!!!" "FOR STEVE IRWIIIINNNN!!!! DAMN THOSE STINGRAYS, SEND 'EM TO HELLLLLLL!!!!!" ":CENSORED: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" "I- 'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY!" "VAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" "This isn't where I parked my horse..." "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. " There will be no bed wetting tonight!!!!! -for we've already emptied our bladders. ....though our armour may rust up a bit... (cookies for the references) The Greeter, a superheros battle cry: WELCOME TO WALMART!!! Cookie for the reference. Machall dammit.. someone beat me to tacos... |
| Sarrazon03-15-07, 07:25 PM | "It's pancake time!" "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!" "HA.....DO.....KEN!!!!!!!" "RUN AND LIVE!" |
| Illiden_Nailo03-15-07, 08:01 PM | "Yoooouuuuuur MOM!" "BEEEEEEEEFSTEEEEEEEEAAAAAAK!" "THAAAAAATS WHAAAAAAAT SHEEEEEEE SAAAAAAAAIIIIIID!" |
| Pandaemoni03-16-07, 11:30 AM | Ones that should be rejected? Anything that tells your opponent the move you are using against them. For example: "WINDSCAR!!!" or "Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!!" |
| shalitanior101803-17-07, 09:31 AM | for the king.the queen.the prince .the princes... 3 hours later ummmmm.....the 8,324,317 random villager |
| shalitanior101803-17-07, 09:33 AM | *insert random stolen or stupid battle phrase here*:plotting: :heehee |
| Pandaemoni03-17-07, 09:34 AM | "I need more XP!" |
| kelvinaw27303-17-07, 09:56 AM | "WE'RE gonna CUT your TONKERS OFF!" |
| hannibal21603-17-07, 03:30 PM | Lets butter there bread!!!!!!!! |
| Whisper_Swiftblade03-17-07, 03:47 PM | Look At Me I Am Easy To Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Relic03-17-07, 04:00 PM | (dark and menacing voice) "You've entered the realm of Die Fledermaus..." (timid voice)...."but that's ok." "Boom, baby! Boom! I'm the evil midnight bomber! What bombs at midnight!" |
| Aricomus03-17-07, 05:02 PM | OOO, prretty... o wait gotta stay focused. Atta— ooo pretty |
| Mr_Sandman03-17-07, 10:31 PM | "C'mon jerry! Im sure that goblin didnt really mean it." "Mikey?? Mikey??!!! I told him that wasnt a cookie..." "Somehow I dont think my PH.D will help here..." "Oh, i wish i had a camera!!" "Does that look infected to you??" "AAAAHH, a grenade!!! Umm, whats a grenade??" --more to come (Once i get off my caffeine high and stop shaking.... Oh, wait, im always like that... Oh well.) |
| FrostBaneInterrogater03-21-07, 03:15 PM | Fanatic:"FOR THE FEDERATION WE FIGHT!" Preist:"FOR OUR LORD WE FIGHT!" Warrior:"FOR MARSHMELLOWS WE FIGHT!" :duel: |
| Ikyotojin03-21-07, 04:33 PM | This isn't going the way I thought it would! |
| Adrez Nesnsid03-22-07, 08:56 AM | "WHERE AM I?!?!?" "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?" "Bring me my brown pants!!! (http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q2/pants.html)" "All for one and three for a dollar!!!" "Because you told me to!! (http://www.tv.com/spongebob-squarepants/jellyfish-hunters---the-fry-cook-games/episode/76692/trivia.html#quotes)" "For Dishonor and glory!!!!!!!" "Look over there!" |
| elondir03-22-07, 09:03 AM | Don't know if this has been posted yet, (In a scratchy voice) "Decepticons... RETREAT!" "Advance! No, not that way! Retreat backwards!" |
| Mookie3703-22-07, 01:57 PM | "i Got A Four!" |
| Mnky03-22-07, 02:11 PM | "Fear us three, we float like jellyfish and sting like, uh, jellyfish!" |
| Archangel_yuki03-22-07, 02:21 PM | You looka likea turkey leg! Imma gonna eat cha! |
| kshade03-22-07, 02:35 PM | You looka likea turkey leg! Imma gonna eat cha! Hm... "Let us rain some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!" |
| boozerker03-22-07, 06:18 PM | *:bigeyes:* .....http://i4.tinypic.com/zyefrs.gif :banghead: :love: :surrender http://i6.tinypic.com/154asd3.gif :zzz: :hides: :drool: :cheer: :help: :bow: |
| kelvinaw27303-22-07, 06:21 PM | "Come on and have a go if you think ... you're ... hard ... enough ..." :weep: |
| Wonder_Petz03-22-07, 06:24 PM | I better be getting alotta frickin xp for this... |
| Thecheesestandsalone1303-22-07, 09:09 PM | "My name is Dalthor the Mighty, but you may call me as my true name... Lil' Iggles." "CHARRR---oh **** I thought that thing was sixteen kobolds hunched together!" "THEY'VE GOT MY JUICE!!!" "How did this arrow get in my chest?" "Shoot, where'd I put my sword?" " |
| DarthMarasmus03-22-07, 09:49 PM | "Boy, yo soul betta belong to Pelor, 'cuz yo a** belongs to me!" "Hey blue, hold these arrows for me... IN YOUR FACE!!" "Does this musket look clogged to you?" "First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'll regroup and come up with a better plan." |
| Prator_the_Legendary03-22-07, 09:58 PM | Today is a good day to die!!! *Sniff* I hate my life... |
| DarthMarasmus03-22-07, 10:14 PM | Und keine eier!!!! A cookie for anyone who gets the reference ;) It's a Tool song, it translates as "The Eggs of Satan" I think. |
| Daydreamer03-22-07, 10:19 PM | "where are you!" "Sneak attack!" "whos on our side!" "youve got a fly on your head, let me get it off!!" |
| DarthMarasmus03-22-07, 10:34 PM | (in British accent) No, no, not the dog, NO! Have you seen my baseball? Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die! You know better than to bring that weak stuff up in this humpty bumpty! You kill the joe, you make some mo!! |
| navar10003-23-07, 01:26 AM | "I'm not left-handed." |
| khyron114403-23-07, 01:45 AM | Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I can't believe I haven't seen: Arioch! Arioch! Bllod and Souls for Arioch! Children, pull on your tights! And give them heck! |
| Bandolar Goldcrest03-23-07, 01:47 AM | "Cry havoc and let slip the hamsters of war!" |
| Harrowdroth03-23-07, 03:31 AM | "We support your war of terror" "How can you kill.. that which has no life?" (Just before charging into a Mob of zombies) "mommie :bigeyes: " "I'm so f***ing dead" "I think I ****ed myself..." |
| nanobyte03-23-07, 07:13 AM | "Better men than you have fallen before me, I tripped a 20th level paladin. |
| Saraqual03-23-07, 11:14 AM | your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries, now go away before i taunt you a second time wenn ist das nunstruck git und slotermeyer? JA!..... beyerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput kick evil and brag about it! |
| Charlie_PFC03-23-07, 11:32 AM | One of us must die, I demand a duel to the death at dawn which now approaches... If I'm not there just start without me. |
| Tzor03-23-07, 11:50 AM | "I have a credit card ... Charge it!" Actually the battle cry wasn't rejected. The card was. :P |
| kshade03-23-07, 11:55 AM | wenn ist das nunstruck git und slotermeyer? JA!..... beyerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput That was rude (you silly english kniggit). |
| High Octane03-23-07, 04:02 PM | "Who are you people?" "For lower prices on gasoline that won't actually happen!" "DEATH TO THE TYRANNICAL......oh wait hold on, shoes untied...." "For the glory of...um....where are my damned notes?" "FOR THE *****S!" "You mean Horde?" "Nope." "Because I think you have a bigger *****!" |
| shalitanior101803-23-07, 08:49 PM | :allalone: all my party members were killed(yes that happens enough for a battle cry) |
| shalitanior101803-23-07, 08:54 PM | im here 2 kick dragon hide and give out pp and i just ran out of money.(i dont know if some1 put this already,i didnt read then all) |
| shalitanior101803-23-07, 09:01 PM | for all the people in stormreach,runescape,and all other on and off line RPGs |
| JasonOrlandoHawk03-26-07, 12:47 PM | (After being threatened with some excrutiatingly painful form of death by a creature clearly capable of backing up the threat) "Really, this should be fun!" |
| Sledgerosaur03-26-07, 03:36 PM | " CATCH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!" was probaly the worst war cry used ever by one of my pleyrs. used when his barbarian caught the extrmely-rare-and vital-to-the-campaign-for-the-good-guys magic weapon that the bbeg threw off a cliff. the barb jumped off of the cliff , and i gave him DC 65 check on slieght of hand to grab the item. he rolled three 20's,and with his +5 modifier (I dont beleive in natural twenty, so once he got one i made him roll again and add up the scores: repeat. ) he screamed his (now infamous) line before kaslpatting onto the rocks below. :D |
| halflingvampire03-27-07, 01:11 PM | Let's go drinkin'!!! (Blood, that is...) I reject your plan and substitute my own!!! ooo...pretty colors...(shortly before death by Positive energy plane/being) |
| DragonStrife03-27-07, 06:07 PM | Nose goes! For weapons! For clothes! For Armor! What were charging them they got like armor class 50 or something Tis but a scratch ( yes that is from Romeo and Juliet) |
| Bobby_Da_Fish03-27-07, 06:43 PM | "Rawr!" "I am a mighty tiger, hear me ROAR!!!!!!! meow...™" |
| fatmandell04-03-07, 03:49 PM | All these have been used in Campaign - Excuse me, but could I distract you for a minute please? - Wootage and Cheese!!! - Attack in the name of Fluffles the cat! |
| mathew9904-03-07, 06:42 PM | "ATTACK MAX!" a friend continuously rips off eyeshield 21 ideas |
| graddlin04-04-07, 12:40 AM | "Put me out! Put me out!" "My armor is cardboard!" "Oh dear gods, what is that?!?!" "I taste like stroodle!!" "This isn't what it looks like!!" "I'm doing this for food!!" "Where am I?!?!" "If you took my brain out and rolled it down a razor blade it would look like a B-B going down a four-lane highway!!" |
| Adrez Nesnsid07-03-07, 05:24 PM | BUMP!! :bump: |