1001 sensless things people do on these forums [Archive] - Wizards Community

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orcslayer

07-13-04, 09:56 AM
1. constantly try to fix the scorerer.
2. complain about the katana.
3. argue about who would win between a scorcer and a wizard.
Grayson

07-13-04, 10:03 AM
4. Show that they should be doing their English homework instead of making stupid posts
Kaya Kenobi

07-13-04, 10:23 AM
5. flaming others for no reason
6. Comes up with stupid arguments over stupid issues and backing them up with stupid reasons.
7. petitions to WotC to ban certain books.
8. Acts like an idiot just because they don't get what they want in real life.
9. Has no life and abuses other people on the forums because it makes them feel better.
10. responds to 1001 threads. :D
Sulaco

07-13-04, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Kaya Kenobi
5. flaming others for no reason
6. Comes up with stupid arguments over stupid issues and backing them up with stupid reasons.
7. petitions to WotC to ban certain books.
8. Acts like an idiot just because they don't get what they want in real life.
9. Has no life and abuses other people on the forums because it makes them feel better.
10. responds to 1001 threads. :D

I was going to respond but Kaya already covered everything I had to say.
demonpunk

07-13-04, 12:23 PM
11. Suggest (at one time or another) that every single rule, feat, character class, spell, and item is BROKEN.

12. Divert a thread because of one sentence of the original post, completely ignoring the point because of a typo or rules disagreement.

13. Copy someone else's entire post in a reply and follow it with two sentences of commentary.

14. Complain about the bard.

15. Complain about gnomes.

16. Complain about the smell.

17. Ask really stupid questions (honestly, you'd think some people have never read a book, let alone a D&D rule book).
Seeker95

07-13-04, 12:37 PM
I too was going to reply, but Sulaco covered everything I would say. :D
Bacon and Eggs

07-13-04, 12:47 PM
781. When somebody doesn't follow a nice ordered list properly! :behold:
Ironfisted Tyrant

07-13-04, 01:18 PM
19) PMS over an established NPC getting a single stat they don't agree with.
edgelett

07-13-04, 10:15 PM
20) Oops, double post.
edgelett

07-13-04, 10:16 PM
21) Oops, double post.
Yoho1.5

07-13-04, 10:17 PM
20: quote the dictionary.
21: engage in off topic flamewars
22: Go to the minis paint/model board to ask for help to find a mini for your l33t half celestial/half dragon/were-elephant dual weilding monkey gripped scythes, and then getting upset when all posters replying suggest difficult conversions, like the good people at Reaper have to nothing more to do than make a mini just for you
smrtgmp

07-13-04, 10:53 PM
23)insist they are right when debating a subjective topic.
Seeker95

07-13-04, 11:07 PM
24. Insist to the bitter end that their inciteful post is really insightful.
25. Refuse to admit that their self-proclaimed insightful post is actually inciteful.
26. Claim that #24 and #25 is a spelling error and not a homynym.
Thondred

07-14-04, 12:34 AM
27.) Claim that matters of opinion are in fact, factual (ie. one setting is better than another, etc).
Nyvinyd

07-14-04, 01:52 AM
28) Obviously you have no idea about how to start topics. You misspelled "senseless." I WIN!
Sssargoth

07-14-04, 04:10 PM
29) Creating 1001 threads
30) Subscribing to as many 100 threads as can be found. (guilty)
31) Contribute to hardly any of them (guilty)
Escef

07-14-04, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Seeker95
26. Claim that #24 and #25 is a spelling error and not a homynym.

Priceless.
Lankin the Mad Mage

07-14-04, 05:41 PM
32) Continually link to Jack Chick, believing they are the first people in history to see his site.
Seeker95

07-14-04, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Lankin the Mad Mage
32) Continually link to Jack Chick, believing they are the first people in history to see his site. 33. Or Vin Diesel interviews, or the GE Super Model Super Geek commercial, or the movie Mazes and Monsters. :D
WizO_Catoblepas

07-14-04, 07:26 PM
34) Lock threads because (a) guests are being rude to other guests (remember to post politely everyone - the next post may result in some unpleasant e-mails) and (b) the thread is slowly going off-topic.