Post/Author/DateTime	Post
shalitanior1018 10-08-07, 05:00 PM	this is a 1001 about funny signs you play too much dnd and its hopeless like... you search all day but you cant find the word cleric in the dictionary.
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 05:20 PM	When my friends and I can't open something or do somthing clumsy we say that we failed our str or dex checks
shalitanior1018 10-08-07, 05:24 PM	looked all over town but nobody wanted a wizard for dragon slaying
Kamin_Majere 10-08-07, 05:39 PM	Back when i studied Iiado, once on the draw my hand slipped and the sword kinda fell out of its sheath I accidently yelled out "Sh**, I guess I rolled a 1 with that attack" I had to do many many push ups, and run many many miles because of that little slip of the tongue:weep:
LifeIshFun 10-08-07, 05:50 PM	¤ When hitting on the opposite sex you say: "Hey baby...I got a CHA of 18, prepare for an Innuendo check." (seriously...a friend of mine said this once. Win) ¤ When at work or school you begin to roll imaginary dice just to pass the time. (Or real dice for that matter) ¤ The Dungeons and Dragons movie made you physically ill. (Like...projectile vomiting ill) ¤ When you change your Myspace name to "Pun-Pun" (:shifty:) ¤ When you begin to make up extra character sheets..."Just in case" ¤ When you have a heart attack and die from a heavy Mountain Dew and Cheetos diet
Escef 10-08-07, 05:53 PM	When you get hit by someone opening a door and you say, "It's ok, I've got plenty of hit points left." ...Guilty.
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 06:00 PM	When you get hit by someone opening a door and you say, "It's ok, I've got plenty of hit points left." ...Guilty. :rofl:
TimelordSimone 10-08-07, 06:04 PM	Insulting your friends by remarking on their low wisdom/intelligence. I disgust myself...
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 06:11 PM	My friend and ex-roommate Libby(who doesn't play) spent so much time with us that she went to a movie and said: "Mage Hand: warm up seat!" It was the only spell name she knew, but that says something about who she hangs out with. :heehee
Manus 10-08-07, 06:25 PM	When you have spent over 2500 dollars on 3.5 edition books, or on the current miniatures game, or both. And you are considering doing the same on 4th edition books and minis.
dan_awesome 10-08-07, 06:40 PM	Whenever I get mad my friends start saying their at risk of me using my rage 1/day. Also one time when two of my friends where fighting (playful) my buddy pyke tripped and hit jamie in the face almost knocking him out I proceded to say... F**king luck characters!!!!!
RollaD20 10-08-07, 07:53 PM	i am hopeless since this is the screenname i use for every forum i register to... including ones like: my social studies teachers's website..
adamb0nd 10-08-07, 08:01 PM	When you know you're going to buy 4th edition, no matter what you think of it.
Khadmus 10-08-07, 08:06 PM	When you know you're going to buy 4th edition, no matter what you think of it. Woohoo!
Spikes01k 10-08-07, 08:15 PM	When you meet your wife, in real life, at the DnD table.
Genevieve_Evernight 10-08-07, 08:21 PM	When your bard character composes songs about the party and you then feel compelled to write an actual song IRL....I've done this enough times that I've lost count. :ton:
Habronicus 10-08-07, 08:28 PM	When you visit the Wizards of the Coast forum/site, every day.
brave_shad0w 10-08-07, 09:54 PM	When you talk in your sleep about dungeons and dragons rules (my sister says i have done that several times) When looking at random items in your basement or kitchen with friends you start to talk about how much damage something might do if used as a weapon in dnd You come back from the bathroom. someone asks if you hit the toilets armor class. During any sport you may often try to use a heroic shout to boost your parties morale. This applies to most of my gym classes, things like "FOR GREATER GLORY!" If you have played dnd for more than 7 hours straight. i think ive pulled somewhere between 10-12. When you dream, you dream up your next campaign. when you relate nearly anything to dnd and ask fellow dms things like "wouldnt that make for a great campaign" If you stab a friend with a pencil and call out "CRITICAL HIT!" When you sometimes mix your words up in public and instead of saying Me or I you say My Character At a job interview when asked how much expierience you have, you whip out your character sheet and answer exactly that, or instead you say: "dont worry, I have a +10 modifier to working this type of job"
brave_shad0w 10-08-07, 09:55 PM	When you talk in your sleep about dungeons and dragons rules (my sister says i have done that several times) When looking at random items in your basement or kitchen with friends you start to talk about how much damage something might do if used as a weapon in dnd You come back from the bathroom. someone asks if you hit the toilets armor class. During any sport you may often try to use a heroic shout to boost your parties morale. This applies to most of my gym classes, things like "FOR GREATER GLORY!" If you have played dnd for more than 7 hours straight. i think ive pulled somewhere between 10-12. When you dream, you dream up your next campaign. when you relate nearly anything to dnd and ask fellow dms things like "wouldnt that make for a great campaign" If you stab a friend with a pencil and call out "CRITICAL HIT!" When you sometimes mix your words up in public and instead of saying Me or I you say My Character At a job interview when asked how much expierience you have, you whip out your character sheet and answer exactly that, or instead you say: "dont worry, I have a +10 modifier to working this type of job"
TwiddleStootch 10-08-07, 10:04 PM	You sneak up behind people and smack them in the back of the head while shouting "SNEAK ATTACK!" You try to stat out people you see on TV and in movies. You constantly contemplate your own stats and class levels. (Guilty of all 3 :D )
ArgulFraster 10-08-07, 10:07 PM	When you visit the Wizards of the Coast forum/site, every day. Yo. I FREQUENTLY say I've rolled a nat. 1 when I screw up.
FoulQ 10-08-07, 10:12 PM	Haha just today me and my (non-dnd playing) friend were fake fighting in band...i had mallets that are used on the chimes (if you know what those are)... And then I randomly spurt out "watch out, these do 1d3 bludgeoning damage!" Really awkward....but funny
Artifact 10-08-07, 10:41 PM	When you fly into a barbarian rage and your wife just laughs at you. "Your so cute when you're mad; now put down the d20 . . . or else!" ;)
lulzapalooza 10-08-07, 10:59 PM	You have a t-shirt that says "Jesus Saves" on the front and on the back it says "and takes half damage," and all you can think is "why didn't Jesus have Evasion?"
RollaD20 10-09-07, 01:12 AM	half your school assignments have some pertenince to the game: ie: art projects of dragons, essays, and the like. you drew 'D&D' on the back of your buddies shirt with pastels drew a shield of the resolute (the dwarven patchwork shield in MiC) in art class for shapes your friends call you an advertizement or pop-up for how often d+d influences your social life you are constantly telling your friends about the game again...and again...and agian... i have and still do all of this...i didnt even know i did the resolute shield till i was done with it though lol
Dougan Axehammer 10-09-07, 01:19 AM	When you're provoked into a fight, and you break out your dice bag. :)
navar100 10-09-07, 02:03 AM	When your bard character composes songs about the party and you then feel compelled to write an actual song IRL....I've done this enough times that I've lost count. :ton: I did that with my 2E Players' Options paladin with an 18 CH who had the Voice quality. He liked to sing during downtime. Didn't help his name was Gilbert Sullivan. :P Not on purpose by me. I named him Gilbert after the character from "Anne of Green Gables". I just saw the PBS miniseries and really liked it. Another player decided to play my character's sister and he decided upon Sullivan.
navar100 10-09-07, 02:03 AM	When you visit the Wizards of the Coast forum/site, every day. Even at work. :D
navar100 10-09-07, 02:05 AM	You have a t-shirt that says "Jesus Saves" on the front and on the back it says "and takes half damage," and all you can think is "why didn't Jesus have Evasion?" He was a cleric.
soulnova 10-09-07, 02:58 AM	* You always bring with you a set of Dice... EVERYWHERE. Movies, disco, restaurants, school, work... etc * When you saw "300" for the first time and saw Dilius jumping you gasped "OMG, he has +20 ranks in jump!" * You actually try to figure how much your strength is while carrying heavy loads (with the PHB table).
KILLBOT9000 10-09-07, 04:37 AM	*Yelling, "I cast fire ball!!!" while throwing an apple at your friend.:P *poking someone in the eyes whilst saying, "I cast flare." *you respond like your own name is called when someone says your characters name. Which doesn't happen much...
peril 10-09-07, 06:11 AM	when walking down the street you see a short person and yell out 'well met young gnome' my mate does this to me all the time :P when you discuss battle tactics before going to the bar for drinks
1337Ninja 10-09-07, 07:24 AM	When you routinely walk up behind your friends, hit them and shout 'SNEAK ATTACK!' When you and your friends make up characters and semi-LARP them when you're meant to be playing soccer during P.E. When you spend about a quarter of the day during the school holidays on the D&D forums. When you spend your free time trying to think of inventive ways to use your uber TO build. When you have a half-full book of level 10 characters you use for duels. When about half your class time is spent talking about D&D or using those characters for duels. Guilty of everything.:D
Khadmus 10-09-07, 07:48 AM	When you spend a quarter of the day on weekends on the D&D forums.
schpeelah 10-09-07, 12:05 PM	When you spend about a quarter of the day during the school holidays on the D&D forums.Ant not more because you've read everything there... Guilty I also was on a trip once and had an opportunity to practise some archery. I yelled "cri-ti-cal hiiiiiiit!"... And freaking scored that critical hit!
Turin71 10-09-07, 03:46 PM	When you look at mediaval or adventure movies and try to figure out which feat the characters have.... Guilty When you use your current and past PC names for password on the web and at work and pretty much anything that requires a password... Guilty When you spend work time on the DnD forums... Guilty When even though you are not remotely interested in converting to 4th ed any time soon you still check for news and updates every single day... Guilty PS. Is anybody keeping count???
rauvian_theloadswallower 10-09-07, 04:07 PM	I haven't really ever had anything funny happen concerning dnd in my social life because I haven't really been outdoors much.
TheJackOfSpades 10-09-07, 04:12 PM	My co-worker at Little Caesars once said "I'm turning 19 in a couple days... It really isn't that big of a deal" and I honestly replied "That's like becoming fighter level 5th... Absolutely no benefit." She looked at me and said "... WHAT did you just say???" My response: "Nevermind :)"
Edwin_Durock 10-09-07, 04:44 PM	me and my girl will be sitting on our couch and i say something goofy and she looks at me "You failed your bluff check" so i respond with "Can i try again with a different die"
RaevenSkye 10-09-07, 06:39 PM	You continuously work on more than 3 homemade D&D databases or spreadsheets for your own use (I have more than 12). You spend months building a character sheet on the computer that does all the calculating for you when making a character and then don't ever use it cause it's more fun doing it by hand. You have multiple programs on your computer creating any type of environment needed for D&D (Inns, caverns, dungeons, or even whole worlds, etc.), an automatic die roller, a treasure generator, and fantasy name generator for making characters.
Einvaldurinn_mikli 10-09-07, 06:54 PM	You spend months building a character sheet on the computer that does all the calculating for you when making a character and then don't ever use it cause it's more fun doing it by hand. That took you months? I made one in three hours. Never used Excel before either. Just what kind of crazy abilities did you put in there!?
Shiftkitty 10-09-07, 08:05 PM	* You always bring with you a set of Dice... EVERYWHERE. Movies, disco, restaurants, school, work... etc * You actually try to figure how much your strength is while carrying heavy loads (with the PHB table). Guilty of both of these!!! Based on a true story: When you automatically call someone by their PC name in a non-game environment. We were involved in some well-intentioned but probably illegal activity. One of our players was on the lookout for the cops. We needed to know if the coast was clear, so one of the guys whispered over to him, calling him by his character name. Worse, he responded without hesitation.
RaevenSkye 10-09-07, 08:29 PM	That took you months? I made one in three hours. Never used Excel before either. Just what kind of crazy abilities did you put in there!? Yes. Months. Incorporated information from about 20 books. I'm sure yours wasn't as detailed. I never seem to do things the easy way, I always add too much.
FreshAtUT 10-09-07, 08:38 PM	You have funerals and bury your dead character sheets in the backyard, but not your pets. Not guilty, would just be really funny.
Thevail 10-10-07, 01:17 AM	You have ever looked your Realtor in the eye and said with a straight face,"Of course it has to have a full basement, and a lot of parking!" - Guilty The night manager of the restaurant where you've held a game every Friday for 10 years calls you at home because he wants to know "if you guys are all right and stuff." because you canceled a game. - Guilty For your DMs birthday you really try and find a d20 shaped cake pan. - Guilty ( P.S. if you use the one for the soccer ball and put 2 points into paring knife use..it can be done!) If your kid owns the "My parents cheated on my ability scores" T-shirt.- Guilty
ptj2500 10-12-07, 02:48 PM	when you cant leave your dm alone and ask question about the game all the time one of my players do that:rolleyes:
Ozgar 10-12-07, 02:56 PM	When you start answering to your D&D name. :P
shalitanior1018 10-12-07, 07:32 PM	you begin to make references to dnd in real life(i do that,my bro hated it when i say thing lik"they only aid yes because of my 18 charisma")
baby_kamikaize_kobold 10-12-07, 07:53 PM	Owning a D20 bigger than your fist-guilty When one of your friends shouts "roll will save versus insanity. You then remove aforementioned D20 from your jacket, roll, and fail the check-guilty
Shiftkitty 10-12-07, 08:24 PM	Your car goes into a skid on a hellaciously slippery and deadly stretch of road one rainy night, and you whip out your d20 and roll it on the dashboard to see if you're going to crash. (For the record, the die stayed on the dashboard, rolled up against the windshield, stopped on 20... and we made it. My brother is the guilty party in this story, although it was amazing that we didn't hit anything as we had an overabundance of viable targets. His only excuse was "We were gonna die anyway, may as well go out gaming.")
Eldritch_Lord 10-12-07, 09:35 PM	I also was on a trip once and had an opportunity to practise some archery. I yelled "cri-ti-cal hiiiiiiit!"... And freaking scored that critical hit! ...and then realized that you can't score a critical hit on it because an archery target has no discernable anatomy. ;) Let's see, what have I done recently... --I've played tennis, hit the ball over the net, wished I could cast mage hand so I wouldn't have to go get it...and then went to get it because I realized that it was out of range. --I've had contests with my friends to see how many D&D "keywords" we could slip into presentations/discussions at school. My friend's favorite was for a presentation on the Odyssey--"With his feats of Great Strength, the epic hero Odysseus was able to slay each of the suitors with a single Fell Shot while they fumbled with their weapons." The other gamers in the class were snickering while the teacher just smiled and nodded. --Every time one of my computer programs needs a weighted random number generator for whatever reason (usually for bell curves and such), I write a d() method, like "int random = 4*d(6)". --Other gamers and I use D&D terms in conversation: Friend: *tries to trip me* "Made my trip check!" Me :*stumbles and recovers* "...Made my tumble check!" --When I had to do a comparison between the Norse and Greek pantheons for Comparative Religion, every single picture of the gods in my presentation was from Deities and Demigods and the images of their respective afterlives were from Planescape. More if I think of any.
Alastar 10-13-07, 11:47 AM	You refer to certain ''unnamable parts'' of your anatomy as a Great Club, Capable of inflicting 1d10 Damage to anyone you hit with it.
TheJackOfSpades 10-13-07, 01:32 PM	So help me God, this is a true story... My friend and I are climbing in a tree (with many MANY comments about our climb checks and the like) and he was able to reach a spot that we decided I shouldn't try for, as he may need my help comming back down. So he decides, rather than get down the way he came up, to try and hold onto a branch, as it bent low, and shimmy down it to the top of a local school. Trying to convince him not to had no result. So he says "Hey, come watch this" to me, who is at about the same level as he is, but in a much sturdier part of the tree. So I go over and watch. He gets about halfway down the branch, and guess what happens? *snap snap* Everything was very still, as my friend of the better part of 5 years dangles 20 feet in the air. No one moved. Then it came... *SNAP!* He falls a good 20 feet (not exagerating, I swear) and lands, and lets out a "ARGH!" with a look of sheer pain on his face. At this point I am laughing my ass off, not caring if I sound like a jerk, and the ONLY thing I was able to spit out was *uncontrollable laughter* Dude... *more laughs* You just took 2d6 falling damage! *still laughing* But it was okay, because as soon as I said that he started laughing his ass off too. And he managed to spit out "YOU'RE A LOSER!" (but he plays too, and found it very funny)
DonThelonious 10-13-07, 01:59 PM	I have a friend and fellow gamer who bases every decision he makes off the roll of a d20. He will make up a relevant DC and modifier on the spot and then roll and see what what will happen. He based his ENTIRE WEDDING off of this. No BS. Every decision from who sets where and whether his speech would be good or not. It was almost sad...
navar100 10-13-07, 02:40 PM	Almost?
navar100 10-13-07, 02:47 PM	Back in college there was this guy who stopped being my friend because I played my 2E cleric casting spells other than Cure Light Wounds. Anyway, while watching a video of "The Princess Bride" I joked of various spells being cast when something happened in the movie. This fellow in question got irritated with it, which only made me do it more. When Wesley is to be "fixed", first was cast Speak With Dead. Former friend got angry. When Wesley was alive yet bed-ridden, I shouted "Raise Dead" since you lose a CON in 2E days. Former friend got really mad. What fun! :D
camthalion 10-13-07, 03:26 PM	When you are describing your kids to other parents and you say "Well, they are both GOOD kids but this one is LAWFUL good and this one is CHAOTIC good" and manage to get the whole sentence out before you catch yourself. -- Guilty When the kids understand and agree -- Guilty
CCS 10-14-07, 02:45 AM	Dungeons and Dragons[/I] movie made you physically ill. (Like...projectile vomiting ill) You are aware that it produced the same result in nearly everyone, gamer & non-gamer alike, who watched it. You don't need to be a D&D addict to know when you see a shity movie....
Dougan Axehammer 10-15-07, 01:42 AM	You are aware that it produced the same result in nearly everyone, gamer & non-gamer alike, who watched it. You don't need to be a D&D addict to know when you see a shity movie.... Hey, in all fairness it wasn't that bad of a movie. It probably didn't deserve the title Dungeons and Dragons, but as fantasy movies go I think it would be suitable for an older child to watch; it was a simplistic presentation and the fantasy element was seriously toned down, but there was enough storyline for a child to follow.) We also can't forget that paved the way for Peter Jackson and his glorious Lord of the Rings (because of the CGI), and we all know how good that was (even if it wasn't strict to the original.) Now, back to topic: - The time you spend and the activities you do with your children are to encourage them to play D&D with they get older (Guilty)
metalmayhem80110 10-15-07, 03:36 AM	When you unfortunetly don't need a player's handbook to make a core character anymore.... Especially when that character is a mage... I am guilty (I made a 10th level mage for a game, on the spot, without any books, and had my entire spell list planned out... The worst part was.... Everything was right, even down to the bonus spells per day from my int mod) ... I knew from that day that it was to late to go back to a regular life.....
peril 10-15-07, 06:29 AM	when you spend more time drawing a new weapon than you ever did doing homework :D when you remember something that has been bothering you for weeks and realise that its where you left that bag of gold ;)
Sirkus 10-16-07, 03:26 PM	When you see an ad banner for a car on a website that says "50 more HP!!", and it takes you a while to realize they mean horse power, not hit points. (guilty...)
Dougan Axehammer 10-16-07, 03:42 PM	When you see an ad banner for a car on a website that says "50 more HP!!", and it takes you a while to realize they mean horse power, not hit points. (guilty...) When you have a bumper sticker that says the same thing and you really do mean hit points. :)
StormKnight 10-16-07, 03:42 PM	You tell your boyfriend "If you ever spend THAT much on a ring for me, it damn well better grant invisibility or a really good AC bonus." (Yes, my girlfriend told me this)
Dougan Axehammer 10-16-07, 03:47 PM	You tell your boyfriend "If you ever spend THAT much on a ring for me, it damn well better grant invisibility or a really good AC bonus." (Yes, my girlfriend told me this) Wow, I would have expected either a Detect Thoughts or Zone of Truth enhancement coupled with Shrink Object or a Flesh to Stone/Crystalbrittle effect.
Spikes01k 10-16-07, 05:10 PM	When you followed a truck around just so you could get a picture of their license plate because the first three letters were "ORC".
Shiftkitty 10-17-07, 10:19 AM	When you see an ad banner for a car on a website that says "50 more HP!!", and it takes you a while to realize they mean horse power, not hit points. (guilty...) LOL! I was recently reading the spines of some car manuals at a bookstore and saw one that said "How to Add HP to Your High Mileage V8". You know what my first thought was "With the beating my engine takes, that would be useful." As per above, I then realized it was talking about horsepower...
Thevail 10-17-07, 12:36 PM	When you can tell a new campaign is starting because you need new printer cartridges. When you notice and flip out because you can't log into the forums since Gleemax is on some sort of "breaktime" for two days. When a new wave of playtesting is announced and you NEED to check your e-mail about 100 times per day. When you buy sturdier bookshelves specifically for your D&D collection. When you also give up and buy several large totes for the rest of your D&D collection. When you name your dog Thac0..not me, honestly, a friend of mine.
Eldritch_Lord 10-17-07, 09:50 PM	When you see an ad banner for a car on a website that says "50 more HP!!", and it takes you a while to realize they mean horse power, not hit points. (guilty...) When you see a stereotypical jock driving a car with a UMD bumper sticker and think, not "Football player at the University of Maryland," but "Wait a sec, Use Magic Device is cross-class for barbarians!" ...and say it out loud when a D&D- and football-playing friend is right next to you. :doh: :embarrass When you see a small generator in tech class labeled "+12V AC" and think, "Does a volt bonus stack with an armor bonus?"
schpeelah 10-18-07, 01:56 PM	When you heard the name of the AC/DC band, you thought: "Well AC is kind of DC... Hey, wait a sec... *facepalm*" Guilty
Owlperson2007 10-18-07, 02:00 PM	looked all over town but nobody wanted a wizard for dragon slaying I wouldn't mind one, my mother-in-law is the nearest thing I can give you to take care of, but I can't afford to pay your airfare at the moment I'm afraid. Another sign to add to your thread: When you look at the world, sigh, and think "Elminster had it easy, evidently..." When you look at the forums, sigh, and think "When I played, Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford were the ones scrapping it out for presidential nominations..." When you name your dog Thac0..not me, honestly, a friend of mine. Please tell me he named it "Thacko" and not "To Hit Armour Class Zero"...please!
Shiftkitty 10-18-07, 03:31 PM	I was browsing the used car ads once and did a double take, wondering why the seller would list that his car had AC, but didn't list what it's AC was...:embarrass
Einvaldurinn_mikli 10-18-07, 06:22 PM	Yes. Months. Incorporated information from about 20 books. I'm sure yours wasn't as detailed. I never seem to do things the easy way, I always add too much. It was just a basic character sheet. The only features it really had was auto calculating things like HP, AC, to hit and stuff like that. It also had a build in Power attack spreadsheet for optimal values. No way in hell it was as detailed as yours. You still have it? Maybe willing to share some of that loving?:D
Firestar27 10-18-07, 09:14 PM	When you hear a good speech and you say, "Wow, he must have rolled high on his Perform (oratory) check." (Guilty). When you hear that someone is judging something critically and you say "He must have rolled a natural 20". (I have a friend who is guilty but plays DDO, not pen and paper.)
Thevail 10-18-07, 09:19 PM	When you say "I had my "core" group over", and everybody laughs. When you cannot read a fantasy novel without statting everything. When 4e seems like a good idea if only because you won't need that huge tote again for a few more years.
Shiftkitty 10-18-07, 09:25 PM	This just happened to me tonight: When the local church group sends you a flyer for their "Prophecy Night" event, showing all of the hideous creatures of Armageddon and the Revelations, etc., and you think "Hmph! I could take 'em with one fighter and a wizard using only core rules."
Dougan Axehammer 10-19-07, 12:04 AM	This just happened to me tonight: When the local church group sends you a flyer for their "Prophecy Night" event, showing all of the hideous creatures of Armageddon and the Revelations, etc., and you think "Hmph! I could take 'em with one fighter and a wizard using only core rules." When you begin to wonder if your priest (father, minister, etc.) can turn undead, spontaneously cure light wounds, and conjure food and water.
Laendra 10-19-07, 12:42 AM	You let out a smelly fart, and tell everyone around you to roll a Fortitude Save vs Poison Gas....guilty
Thevail 10-19-07, 01:55 AM	When you begin to wonder if your priest (father, minister, etc.) can turn undead, spontaneously cure light wounds, and conjure food and water. When you think you might bother to get a priest if one could do all that...
Shiftkitty 10-19-07, 08:36 PM	Hey, show me a priest from any denomination that can cast Storm of Vengeance, and I'll plant my butt in a pew on whatever weekday he says to. (Of course, I'd probably start researching Karsus' Avatar soon after...)
Escef 10-20-07, 04:35 AM	I recently got a PSP, which uses Universal Media Disks. As I open up a game and look at the abbreviation on it, I say out loud, "Use Magic Device?"
metalmayhem80110 10-20-07, 09:53 AM	I recently got a PSP, which uses Universal Media Disks. As I open up a game and look at the abbreviation on it, I say out loud, "Use Magic Device?" The holy artifact known as the PSP does require a UMD to use. I mean if you roll a 20 you get to use a gold one to fight off hell's army! (Yes, I made a south park refrence... I couldn't help it)
Escef 10-20-07, 10:02 AM	(Yes, I made a south park refrence... I couldn't help it) I've seen one episode of South Park and the movie. Guess if I got it or not.
TheJackOfSpades 10-20-07, 02:07 PM	Hey, show me a priest from any denomination that can cast Storm of Vengeance, and I'll plant my butt in a pew on whatever weekday he says to. (Of course, I'd probably start researching Karsus' Avatar soon after...) Do not ever... EVER do that again. You just made me waste the last ten minutes searching this topic for someone named "Karsus" then finally giving up, but realizing I can't give up because I'm too curious at this point, then using the search feature to find his avatar. Next time, do this... "Of course, I'd probably start researching Karsus' (http://forums.gleemax.com/member.php?u=245941) avatar soon after..." ;)
Dragonturtle 10-21-07, 10:11 AM	When in a span of four years you go from no D&D playing friends and having never played a game to more than half D&D playing friends and five campaigns on the go at once. When you've played every edition even though most of them came out before you were born.
Guardian1 10-22-07, 01:12 AM	You sneak up behind people and smack them in the back of the head while shouting "SNEAK ATTACK!" You try to stat out people you see on TV and in movies. You constantly contemplate your own stats and class levels. (Guilty of all 3 :D ) Haven't done the first two, but my friends and I have done the third one. So far, we've figured out that one of us is a CN Bard (the class, not the shade of red) and I'm a paladin. Very coincendental, since paladins are my favorite class. As for stats, we haven't figured that out yet.
annoyinglizardvoice 10-24-07, 09:34 AM	Things you look for in a woman include a decent base attack bonus and the ability to tolerate geeky hobbies. You warn someone that you have breath weapon: 3d6 garlic damage. When looking at a photo that a mate took at a convention, you notice how cheap the miniatures are on the stall at the edge of the picture before the pretty woman in the PVC dress standing in the centre of said picture. P.S. the last one was not me, honest!
annoyinglizardvoice 11-03-07, 07:08 PM	You make a beholder pumpkin for Halloween. You make two consecutive posts on this thread.
IrishRover 11-12-07, 09:32 PM	When the Christmas music at the mall starts to get to you, you start singing "Rising of the Moon," "Johnson's Motor Car," or "Come out ye Black and Tans," and call it a Bard's countersong. (Guilty--and it WORKS)
Dougan Axehammer 11-12-07, 10:19 PM	You make a beholder pumpkin for Halloween. You think that this idea would be really cool for you to do yourself. You start thinking of other creatures that you could carve.
Tanel 11-13-07, 12:40 AM	-You nod to everything that's been posted thus far. *guilty* -You've done at least 40% of everything that's been posted thus far. *guilty* -You hear a name and think, . o O (That would be a good character name....) *way, way guilty* -You can't carry on a conversation with another gamer for more than 20 minutes without reverting to something about gaming *guilty* -You speak about old characters with a familiar fondness like family members. *so guilty, it's almost not funny* -You've had 1 1/2 hour arguments about 'THis monster could be this monster' with your gaming friends.' *yet again, guilty* -You feel an overwhelming compulsion to respond to this post. *obvioiusly;) *
Dougan Axehammer 11-13-07, 02:21 AM	You see some random object and you think of some way in which it could enhance your gaming experience.
ptj2500 11-19-07, 01:51 AM	-if you sit in class and mumbles and waves your hand and hope to cast dominate person on the teacher.*not guillty see her as some monster with spell immunity*
Toran_A_Sunder 11-19-07, 02:34 AM	-You spend a day at work with a close friend, statting out all your gamer friends, down to race, class, alignment, favored weapon, stats, possible PrC's, etc. -You can accurately make a 1st or even 2nd lvl character of any core class, down to feats, spells, skills, gear, etc. -You stat out the more exotic animals on Animal Planet, as well as figuring out which ones would make really kick ass animal companions -Every time you walk into the mall and see some sort of pretty statue or piece of art or knick knack or whatever you immediately get ideas for artifacts and the campaigns surrounding them. -You spend more time with gamer co-workers talking about game, classes you like, old characters, than actually getting work done. -You've named, or have considered naming, old, current, or future pets after favorite characters. -You've EVER played as yourself, magically sucked into a D&D campaign setting Guilty of all of them and more, its just to late to remember the rest.
Mad_Jack 11-19-07, 02:44 AM	-You can accurately make a 1st or even 2nd lvl character of any core class, down to feats, spells, skills, gear, etc. Or even worse, a 4th level character in either 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 3.5 Ed.... And discuss the differences between them.
Toran_A_Sunder 11-19-07, 04:51 PM	Or even worse, a 4th level character in either 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 3.5 Ed.... And discuss the differences between them. touche with a french accent
ptj2500 12-03-07, 01:50 PM	:bump:
annoyinglizardvoice 12-03-07, 02:31 PM	You spent your lunch our at work duscussing with a co-worker what medival weapons you would rather have with you in the resident evil mansion instead of the shotgun, grenade launcher etc. You still haven't learned all the names of the group of newbies your teaching to play, but you know all their characters inside out. When you first heard the phrase "pod cast", you thought a pod-caster would be a good type of crossbow for drow to use.
Horus_Sungod 12-03-07, 06:14 PM	Not wearing, but rather "equiping" your clothes *guilty* Using so many splatbooks in a game that you resort to downloading the .pdf because it takes too much physical place. Trying to figure out how to cast time stop, using quickened spells and using white raven tactics to inflict maximum damage with maw of chaos *really guilty* Listening to David Lynch's D&D song. Rock on!
Tanel 12-03-07, 08:49 PM	........................Does anyone else check on their dice/books/gear when they haven't played for a while?? Like checking on a sleeping kid?
Shiftkitty 12-03-07, 09:09 PM	I actually feel like I have to keep an eye on my 2e PHB. We still use the old books for things omitted from 3e, and that PHB is one dog-eared muthah. At least its still got its binding. The problem is that if it's not returned to either the bookshelf or a "gods-approved" gaming area (kitchen table, computer desk, or on my easy chair and not beside it) it will vanish. After several weeks, months, or as in the last time, years, it will show up in plain sight or else someplace it couldn't have possibly been, such as in an old suitcase of my brother's, who doesn't even like D&D, let alone play it, and he's not the type to mess with my stuff like that. (He knows better...:devil: ) It was mind-blowing to find it in a suitcase that had never even been in my apartment!
Avatar of Kokusho 12-03-07, 09:22 PM	I named my daughter after my favorite D&D character's daughter...who I have also played as a character. Unfortunately for me, she seems to be just as CN as her namesake, even at eighteen months. :( I have been known to answer to my characters' names, even in public. I am a walking Spell Compendium. I have also been known to discuss probable alignments and character classes of just about anyone I see on TV, read about in a book, or meet in person. My personal character class is bard.
Tanel 12-03-07, 11:06 PM	I actually feel like I have to keep an eye on my 2e PHB. We still use the old books for things omitted from 3e, and that PHB is one dog-eared muthah. At least its still got its binding. The problem is that if it's not returned to either the bookshelf or a "gods-approved" gaming area (kitchen table, computer desk, or on my easy chair and not beside it) it will vanish. After several weeks, months, or as in the last time, years, it will show up in plain sight or else someplace it couldn't have possibly been, such as in an old suitcase of my brother's, who doesn't even like D&D, let alone play it, and he's not the type to mess with my stuff like that. (He knows better...:devil: ) It was mind-blowing to find it in a suitcase that had never even been in my apartment! ...........................I have 3 copies.......... :embarrass
BarivusTheFearless 12-03-07, 11:35 PM	You were a ballcap labeled "+1 hat." To every session. When some one asks you a difficult question and your natural reaction is, "Does that qualify as an intelligence or wisdom check?"
ptj2500 12-04-07, 10:43 AM	you force your friends to say a monster and then seek in the mm for the monsters and show them the pic (guilty)
annoyinglizardvoice 12-06-07, 06:20 PM	You carry around a lighter (when you have never and will never smoke!) just because "it might be useful". You own types of dice that other geeks don't recognise.
B4_life 12-06-07, 06:27 PM	When you talk about someone that just did murderous eyes, you say it was almost as deadly as a Beholder's gaze, in front of non-geeks. (guilty)
Shiftkitty 12-06-07, 07:57 PM	You own types of dice that other geeks don't recognise. Somewhat related: You bought a d30, a d32, a pair of d7s, and other odd dice, and then made up rules and charts that require them. When something does some insane amount of damage, like 100d6, you actually have enough dice on hand to make the roll. (guilty x 2)
Tanel 12-06-07, 11:48 PM	If you sneer every time you see a picture/painting/grapic/sculpture of a non-red dragon breathing fire. (Greens don't breathe fire...............)
Escef 12-07-07, 02:14 AM	You use percentile dice to decide your order at the local Chinese restaurant. (On my to do list.)
HARLEYDUDE 12-07-07, 04:44 PM	Spend a lot of time daydreaming of how cool it would be to have a holodeck (from star trek TNG) just to play D&D for real. OR better yet to have a bunch of them linked together so each member of your group had their own room. That way perspective would be accounted for. ie the 6ft guy could play the halfling and look up at the 5'4" girl playing the half ork barbarian. **you can tell i spend too much time thinking of this** HD p.s. I am also a huge trekkie
Escef 12-07-07, 05:03 PM	p.s. I am also a huge trekkie Really? Hadn't noticed.
Dougan Axehammer 12-07-07, 05:25 PM	Spend a lot of time daydreaming of how cool it would be to have a holodeck (from star trek TNG) just to play D&D for real. OR better yet to have a bunch of them linked together so each member of your group had their own room. That way perspective would be accounted for. ie the 6ft guy could play the halfling and look up at the 5'4" girl playing the half ork barbarian. **you can tell i spend too much time thinking of this** Guilty Trying to figure out how a holodeck would work just so you could build one for this purpose. (Also guilty.)
Avatar of Kokusho 12-07-07, 07:47 PM	If you sneer every time you see a picture/painting/grapic/sculpture of a non-red dragon breathing fire. (Greens don't breathe fire...............) SOOOOOooo guilty. At the grocery store, the checker had a large button with a black dragon on it, and predictably, it was depicted breathing fire. I spoke up and told her that black dragons breathe acid... and she looked at me like I was insane.
tuby2008theMTGwizard 12-07-07, 09:42 PM	When, while play DnD, falling asleep and accruatly predicting the future ( yeah for 9 int) When you and your friends crack jokes and no one understands (are u talking about LOTR??) When you are shopping for a DnD reading book and you hold an Dnd Converastion with a complete stranger (yeah for barens and nobles)
spacer 12-08-07, 12:10 AM	When you think of everday actions in terms of skill/ability checks. Check the WotC boards at work for the whole HOUR lunchbreak. Everyday for weeks on end. You check out D&D books from the library and read them cover to cover. Play D&D with your 4 year old and then bend the rules so he wins. guilty of 80% of all posts
Ikeman04 12-08-07, 01:10 AM	-You realize that, according to the test, your STR is below average. You then sigh when you realize you're only fourteen, which give you a whole year before you become a PC. -You begin going to the gym not for health reasons, but so you can have a STR score that's at least average when you start adventuring. -You've read over 200 books cover to cover, and more than half have been D&D supplements. -When you buy a new D&D supplement, you get home, crack open the front cover and say, "Once upon a time..." and when you're done, you close the book with a contented, "The End." -You've done many potentially life-threatening thing because "It's only 20 feet, the falling damage averages to seven. We both know that's not enough to kill me." Guilty of all.
Ameline 12-08-07, 08:09 AM	When your friend asks you what type of magical creature you think she is, and you tell her a bronze dragon...and then have to elaborate on the different types of dragons for a good twenty minutes. When studying abroad you take a bus to get to the gameing store in the next town over, just so you can say you've been to a gameing store in another country. During the afformentioned trip you just happen to buy four sets of dice to prove you went there. You carry all of your dice (or at least three sets) with you constantly. Your dice bag also carries pennys so you can spontaneously teach people Wishing Well or other dice games that require counters. You have all the rules for the dice games put out by wizards in your backpack at all times You have handed out d6's when your family suggested playing Yahtzee, then got the larger ones out when your dad complained he couldn't read the small ones you where using. You have ever started creating your own d&d world, despite the fact you have no intention of DM'ing, just for the fun of it. You started this post with then intention of only adding the top two items, but more ideas kept popping up. Guilty of all of the above.
Tanel 12-08-07, 11:41 AM	When your friend asks you what type of magical creature you think she is, and you tell her a bronze dragon...and then have to elaborate on the different types of dragons for a good twenty minutes. When studying abroad you take a bus to get to the gameing store in the next town over, just so you can say you've been to a gameing store in another country. During the afformentioned trip you just happen to buy four sets of dice to prove you went there. You carry all of your dice (or at least three sets) with you constantly. Your dice bag also carries pennys so you can spontaneously teach people Wishing Well or other dice games that require counters. You have all the rules for the dice games put out by wizards in your backpack at all times You have handed out d6's when your family suggested playing Yahtzee, then got the larger ones out when your dad complained he couldn't read the small ones you where using. You have ever started creating your own d&d world, despite the fact you have no intention of DM'ing, just for the fun of it. You started this post with then intention of only adding the top two items, but more ideas kept popping up. Guilty of all of the above. Yeah, I'm enjoying this thread, myself. Glad I'm not the only one out here!!! -You shake your head during sci-fi/fantasy movies going, "An orc isn't that big."/"That kind of undead does a level drain, not petrification!" -With the above: Your wife/S.O. keeps telling you to quit critiqueing the movie; reminding you not everyone plays D&D. (They DON'T?!?!?!?!?)
Mad_Jack 12-12-07, 12:26 PM	When you've had to take out a file to shave down some of your older dice so they roll right because they've worn down unevenly due to twenty years of your patented rolling technique which involves always placing your thumb on one specific number when flipping it... When you can tell your dice aren't rolling right anymore... When somebody asks you how you chose your screen name, and *somebody else* explains that it's the name of one of your first D&D characters, which they know because they've read about it from another "how did you pick your name?" thread on a completely unrelated forum that they also recognize you from, since you've used the same name on everything except your driver's license...
HARLEYDUDE 12-12-07, 12:52 PM	Yeah, I'm enjoying this thread, myself. Glad I'm not the only one out here!!! this has to be one of the best "general" threads i have ever seen!!!! I am guilty of about 90% of everything posted on here. Here's another: When santa's elves (being short, etc) upset you just as much as a non-red fire breathing dragon. And wondering how to explain why you are upset to your young kid without destroying his belief in Santa. HD
Eater_Of_Souls 12-12-07, 01:45 PM	You have a t-shirt that says "Jesus Saves" on the front and on the back it says "and takes half damage," and all you can think is "why didn't Jesus have Evasion?" A: because he was a cleric... :rolleyes: Edit: damn allready answered Do not ever... EVER do that again. You just made me waste the last ten minutes searching this topic for someone named "Karsus" then finally giving up, but realizing I can't give up because I'm too curious at this point, then using the search feature to find his avatar. Next time, do this... "Of course, I'd probably start researching Karsus' (http://forums.gleemax.com/member.php?u=245941) avatar soon after..." ;) Karsus was a wizard who was called "the ape who would fly" by the elves after his death. Long story short he thought it would be a brilliant idea to steal the essence & powers & mind of a god for his on use even if he could do it for only once. Unfortunatly god he chose was the goddess of magic, when she was consumed the magic went instantly "insane" and the cities of Netheril fell from the sky along with the Karsus's now petrified corpse. Thus came the fall of Netheril. fluff like above is why I still like 2nd edition books more the 3edition versions. :)
Dougan Axehammer 12-12-07, 02:15 PM	A: because he was a cleric... :rolleyes: Nah, I would paint him more as a Favored Soul. You know you're hopeless when you start arguing what class, race, or alignment would best fit certain figures (fictional or not.) (Uh....not guilty :D )
Kiioro 12-12-07, 07:42 PM	When something good happens and you blurt out before you can help yourself "Ah, Sharess (or any other D&D God) still loves me"* If you fail at doing something, you say "sorry, it's cross-class for me." When you can't remember a friend's name but will recall his character's (Sorry, Triss:hides:). When someone playfully threatens to hit you with the first thing they pick up and you say they won't hit you because of the improvised weapon penalty. Instead of saying "It's not worth the trouble" you say "It's not worth the XP" When you have sorted out your real life family's "class" and "alignment" out of their demeanor/likes (NN Druid/Bard father, CG Sorceress mother, CN Bard/Barbarian brother, NN Spellthief, me). *Or when your girlfriend says "Ah, praise Yondala!" All of the above and many of the already mentioned have granted me funny gazes at work
Kiioro 12-12-07, 07:49 PM	Oh, I forgot the other ones... When you dream and instead of being "you", you're your character. And I found this most disturbing when I woke up... When you have an X-rated dream involving your D&D character and your significant other's (or another) character.
Avatar of Kokusho 12-12-07, 08:19 PM	Oh, I forgot the other ones... When you dream and instead of being "you", you're your character. And I found this most disturbing when I woke up... When you have an X-rated dream involving your D&D character and your significant other's (or another) character. :shocked: :blink: :blush: :blush: :hides:
tannuki_x 12-12-07, 09:17 PM	...what?
High Octane 12-12-07, 09:23 PM	When you visit the Wizards of the Coast forum/site, every day. It's not hopeless til you get fired at work for it. ... ... ... ...guilty.
GrondGala 12-12-07, 09:56 PM	Even at work. :D Guilty! :shifty:
Tanel 12-12-07, 11:02 PM	When you call getting something spilt (spilled?) on your character sheet "being baptized" and know it's good for the character, then worry when characters you really like are never "baptized". You spend more time cleaning your gaming area than any other room in the house.
Dougan Axehammer 12-13-07, 11:24 PM	When you call getting something spilt (spilled?) on your character sheet "being baptized" and know it's good for the character, then worry when characters you really like are never "baptized". We call it a "sacrifice" to the "D&D gods" to bless our dice for the evening. :D (Don't worry, it's not a regular occurance.) And for my contribution: You have "D&D gods". (No, not guilty, we just say the above for fun. :D ) You perform some sort of ritual or incantation for the "gods" so that they may bless your dice for the evening. (No really, I'm not guilty.)
BrianMc223 12-14-07, 12:40 AM	When you have an account on a D&D message board with .29 posts per day, even after you don't use it for two years. Oh yea, and you have never ever played a game of D&D. I think I win the "Fan" contest, not sure which of you earns the "Fan"atic title.
Mad_Jack 12-16-07, 10:11 AM	Nah, I would paint him more as a Favored Soul. You know you're hopeless when you start arguing what class, race, or alignment would best fit certain figures (fictional or not.) (Uh....not guilty :D ) What Would Jesus Do? Multiclass. :D (oh, damn, now I'm wondering if Jesus counts as a native outsider...lol. I need professional help.)
Avatar of Kokusho 12-16-07, 10:45 AM	Jesus was definitely a favored soul with the Saint template.:D
Tanel 12-16-07, 11:21 AM	........................................ .......Anyone else ever spend time in a book/gaming store just to see who else looks through the gaming books? (Okay, now that I wrote that, it seems kind of creepy.........:eek: )
tuby2008theMTGwizard 12-16-07, 01:42 PM	when someone bring in cookies for work then someone lese say they give a +3 to cha, but a -3 in obesity and ur the only one who understood it...
fudgethepolice 12-16-07, 08:35 PM	When you are fighting and you and your friends are fighting in real life you roll initiative first.
Ace_of_time 12-16-07, 10:25 PM	Spend a lot of time daydreaming of how cool it would be to have a holodeck (from star trek TNG) just to play D&D for real. OR better yet to have a bunch of them linked together so each member of your group had their own room. That way perspective would be accounted for. ie the 6ft guy could play the halfling and look up at the 5'4" girl playing the half ork barbarian. **you can tell i spend too much time thinking of this** HD p.s. I am also a huge trekkie Looking at this and knowing that you would only need one because the Doc could make you look like any races you wanted. Then trying to figure out much replicator time it would take to make a full set of gear.:D
Ace_of_time 12-16-07, 10:30 PM	Guilty Trying to figure out how a holodeck would work just so you could build one for this purpose. (Also guilty.) It is easy. First make force fields and then combine them holograms and your set. Then all you need is a program. Your also hopeless if you know the matching spells for this to work in D&D.
Ace_of_time 12-16-07, 10:45 PM	Nah, I would paint him more as a Favored Soul. You know you're hopeless when you start arguing what class, race, or alignment would best fit certain figures (fictional or not.) (Uh....not guilty :D )If you want to get down to it he was an expert Carpenter. He would have had some kind of son of God or god blooded template. I'm sure someone know what template would most fit too. Never mind they posted it all ready.Jesus was definitely a favored soul with the Saint template.:D
annoyinglizardvoice 12-18-07, 06:44 PM	A player of mine has just given me an Xmas card. On it she wrote "card of cuteness +5".
BaseDeltaZero 12-19-07, 02:02 PM	Spend a lot of time daydreaming of how cool it would be to have a holodeck (from star trek TNG) just to play D&D for real. OR better yet to have a bunch of them linked together so each member of your group had their own room. That way perspective would be accounted for. ie the 6ft guy could play the halfling and look up at the 5'4" girl playing the half ork barbarian. **you can tell i spend too much time thinking of this** HD p.s. I am also a huge trekkie Looking at this and knowing that you would only need one because the Doc could make you look like any races you wanted. Then trying to figure out much replicator time it would take to make a full set of gear.:D You realize, of course, that there's a 90% chance it would kill you, right? Holodecks would be neat if you could just fix that problem... Trying to figure out how a holodeck would work just so you could build one for this purpose. Badly, in Star Trek's case. The basic theme, though, is that it reflects beams of light off of forcefields in the air, and keeps you fixed by means of a forcefield 'treadmill'. Incidentally, you know you're hopelessly obsessed with D&D when... X) Your gaming 'gear' hasn't left the coffee table in a month. (Guilty) XX) You've spent significant time trying to figure out how many Joules are in an HP. XXX) You try to stat Jesus XL) Err... I forgot.
Shiftkitty 12-19-07, 03:15 PM	You theme your sessions to the holidays. Yeah, we ran a quickie last night. Took about an hour as my less-than-serious players showed up before splitting for their vacations. We got in a quick "Santa's Elves vs. the Drow" miniatures battle. Don't be surprised if Santa's sleigh looks a little bloody this year. (Frikkin' reindeer, and how in the nine hells were the drow supposed to know that Santa was an avatar of Odin?)
barb 12-19-07, 08:28 PM	When you wish you knew control weather, because you have to bike your way through 10 miles of rain again. When you wish you knew teleport, because you have had too much to drink and can't even be bothered with trying control weather. When you've been trying to break into your own house for the past hour and can't help but think that your rogue would have been inside within seconds. (my second thought was that my barbarian would be too, but I wasn't ready to do that much damage just yet) When you refer to your dice as "masterwork DM-Tools"
Ace_of_time 12-19-07, 09:54 PM	You realize, of course, that there's a 90% chance it would kill you, right? Holodecks would be neat if you could just fix that problem... Badly, in Star Trek's case. The basic theme, though, is that it reflects beams of light off of forcefields in the air, and keeps you fixed by means of a forcefield 'treadmill'. Incidentally, you know you're hopelessly obsessed with D&D when... X) Your gaming 'gear' hasn't left the coffee table in a month. (Guilty) XX) You've spent significant time trying to figure out how many Joules are in an HP. XXX) You try to stat Jesus XL) Err... I forgot.You would have to turn off the safety program first in order to die in there.
BaseDeltaZero 12-24-07, 05:59 PM	You would have to turn off the safety program first in order to die in there. Except, of course, that the holodeck is ridiculously error prone and fails castatrophically about half the time it's shown... :rolleyes:
Dougan Axehammer 12-24-07, 06:40 PM	Except, of course, that the holodeck is ridiculously error prone and fails castatrophically about half the time it's shown... :rolleyes: As long as you don't make it powerful enough to defeat Data or let someone who really wants to kill you play, you'll be fine. :P
Sarella Starshine 12-24-07, 07:08 PM	I was talking to my husband a few days ago. I was lamenting the fact that my two CG/CN girls have been giving me more than my fair share of grey hairs. I was trying to explain to him that I felt at level 30, I was too young to have grey hair and will dye my hair til I reach level 40 which, I felt was the proper age to let the grey show. It was not intil I noticed that he had this really really funny 'wtf' look on his face and he said 'did you just hear yourself?' And, then to add insult, he had to clarifiy for me what I just said. I mean, its bad enough when you use level as years when talking about age, but doing so without thought and having it explicitly pointed out that yes, that is what you have done, and it finally dawned on you 10 minutes later, that it maybe, just maybe it was a bit silly and off.
Ace_of_time 12-25-07, 06:43 PM	As long as you don't make it powerful enough to defeat Data or let someone who really wants to kill you play, you'll be fine. :P There was that one time in the jazz club. Wouldn't mind getting stuck in there with that woman. You just have to remember not to ever say " This couldn't possible get worse".:D
CheesieM0nkies 12-25-07, 07:39 PM	When its your turn in a monoploy game with non-gamers and you say, "pass the d6's" When you make a d3 cause u couldnt find one anywhere When you post on the forums on Christmas Day When you plan your adventures while your teacher gives the class a lecture on study skills When someone at school beats you up and look at the sky and shoot: THIS IS AN OVERPOWERING ENCOUNTER!!! When you refuse to armwrestle because you know you won once, which means your str is higher so there is no point When you drop a basketball on the ground and assume there is still a 5% chance that it will flukeishly land in the net When you kick a soccerball and miss, then scream out "DAMN SIZE BONUS TO AC" Not guilty of the last 4, but i am of most everyhing else
Dougan Axehammer 12-26-07, 01:24 AM	" This couldn't possible get worse".:D 'A Dollar for Data' :D