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Samurai_Zero 04-22-08, 02:08 AM	These things are moments, spells, feats, situations, or exploits that might make moments particularly Silly. I'll start it off: 1: Are you a Psionic Warrior, some character in your party making you mad? Take care of him in 3 easy steps! 1 use psionic ability "Wall Walker" to walk up to the celing, 2. Use Dimension Swap with that annoying ally, and 3: Laugh as he falls from the ceiling. 2: Birthday coming up? NEW! Candles of Explosive Runes! Start the party with a Bang! 3. Use suggestion on the BBEG that he suddenly feels like getting into an argument, and geas that he must have a long argument with the PC's about what an Argument is before carrying on with the fight! (Yes it is!, No it isnt!)
celestialkin 04-22-08, 02:19 AM	4. Being a Manifester/Caster with the power/spell Dominate who has a party member who gets on his nerves (in game), but knows he has a low Will save. Town Mayor: Is that guy who keeps following you around one of your allies? Manifester/Caster: Who, him? No. That's my new cohort! (Did this one last Saturday :D) 5. Reincarnation never states what gender you come back as. 6. Place the word Pants in front of/after any spell's name.
Samurai_Zero 04-22-08, 02:31 AM	7. Being any player (most likely a rogue) and sneaking portable holes into the other party members shoes. Then laugh when they fall through the floor! 8. Have a blacksmith make a masterwork platinum coin, enchant said coin with "returning", boom infinite money. 9. Have a bow or xbow with "splitting" magical enhancement, take an arrow and remove the tip, and replace with coin. Shoot arrow at random close object, pick up both arrows and have 2 coins! 10. As a Psion, Use De ja' vue on a character who critically failed in a humiliating way. (Instant Replay!)
HaplessWithDice 04-22-08, 02:38 AM	7. What does happen when you give an evil outsider the half celestial template? 8. How many PCs fear the words "(insert name here) My Love! You've come back to me!" 9. How do you kill the undead? 10. Using sugeustion on the male minions of a female BBEG, to make them do things best left to the BoEF, and BoVD. 11. Explosive runes, the BBEG's newspaper, And their favorite coffee mug.
Galaxyspinner 04-22-08, 03:16 PM	Based on a true story: A group of players sneak up on a tent that contains the storm giant commander of an enemy army. Player: "I use my dagger to cut a hole in the back of the tent." DM: "Okay, that's easy enough." Player: "Good. Now I quietly shoot a fireball through the hole I cut." DM: "Hold on, the guy inside gets a listen check to see if he heard you cutting the hole." (Rolls) "Yeah, he hears you." Player: "Crap! What's he do?" DM: (Pauses to think) "Well, I guess he stoops down to get a closer look at the hole." There were no survivors.
lunoc 04-22-08, 03:35 PM	6. Place the word Pants in front of/after any spell's name. pants implotion desintegrate pants animate pants dimention door pants spiritual weapon pants... i dont get it
Rania 04-22-08, 04:30 PM	Based on a true story: A group of players sneak up on a tent that contains the storm giant commander of an enemy army. Player: "I use my dagger to cut a hole in the back of the tent." DM: "Okay, that's easy enough." Player: "Good. Now I quietly shoot a fireball through the hole I cut." DM: "Hold on, the guy inside gets a listen check to see if he heard you cutting the hole." (Rolls) "Yeah, he hears you." Player: "Crap! What's he do?" DM: (Pauses to think) "Well, I guess he stoops down to get a closer look at the hole." There were no survivors.You get a :cookie: for posting that, and your DM gets a :dragon: for being awesome.
Rania 04-22-08, 04:32 PM	pants implosion disintegrate pants animate pants dimension door pants spiritual weapon pants... i don't get itThere's actually a whole thread about it on the Mature boards; don't quite remember where it is, but it's funny.
RayneDarkShadow13 04-22-08, 05:08 PM	12. If you dont find anything on the dead body, why not search inside it?
navar100 04-22-08, 05:29 PM	13. All backpacks are secretly enchanted such that once combat starts, even if the party is surprised, they do not interfere with the rigorous arm moving that is necessary in combat such as swinging a weapon or casting a spell.
Samurai_Zero 04-22-08, 06:20 PM	11. Explosive runes, the BBEG's newspaper, And their favorite coffee mug. love it thought of this one at work kinda along the same lines 14: Steal a wizards spellbook, take to another wizard or sorcerer and have him fill the blank pages with explosive runes. 15: Soverign glue the pages of a wizards spell book 16. hire 100's of lvl 1 commoners to zerg rush the bbeg 17: As a hulking hurler with throw ally, and leadership, have all of your cohorts become rogues, boom instant ranged tank of death!
Staple 04-22-08, 10:32 PM	17: As a hulking hurler with throw ally, and leadership, have all of your cohorts become rogues, boom instant ranged tank of death! How does Quick Draw work with that? 18. This one's a bit racy, so I'll put it in spoiler tags. Take a troll. Give him the feat from Savage Species that lets a creature with regeneration rip off and throw a body part that can make natural attacks. Then give him Wild Talent, Illithid Heritage, and Illithid Grapple, so he has a tentacle attack. The interpretation here is that that tentacle attack isn't coming from his mouth, if you catch my drift. 19. Hulking Hurler with Improved Initiative runs up the horrid demonic aspect as it crawls through the portal into the world, picks it up, throws it back in. I can picture an elite order of such creatures: "Some day, the Leviathan will return." "We will be ready." 20. 18th or so level Bard uses Glibness to get a Bluff check of around +90. Using the rules from the Epic Level Handbook, he can use a Bluff check as a Suggestion, but with a +50 circumstance bonus to the target's Sense Motive. Now, add a +20 to their check for making a ridiculous assertion. My particular favorite? "You can't attack us! You're a muffin!" "*Gasp!* I am a muffin!"
pigknight 04-22-08, 10:48 PM	21. Animate someone's pants. 22. Write the words: I prepared explosive runes this morning. On everything using explosive runes.
Mad_Jack 04-23-08, 02:42 AM	23. Cast continual flame on a small button and sew it to the seat of the paladin's underwear, then cut a hole in the seat of their pants. Wait til you're in a crowded tavern, then roll a coin towards them so it hits their boot. When they bend over to pick it up, yell, "OMG - The sun really *does* shine out of his a**!!!"
navar100 04-23-08, 03:25 AM	24. Three wizards in a party. One wizard's familiar is a cat named Crookshanks, one has a rat familiar named Scabbers, and one has an owl familiar named Hedwig. The BBEG villain is a wizard with a snake familiar named Nagini.
lunoc 04-23-08, 11:38 AM	Three wizards in a party. One wizard's familiar is a cat named Crookshanks, one has a rat familiar named Scabbers, and one has an owl familiar named Hedwig. The BBEG villain is a wizard with a snake familiar named Nagini. :twitch: id like to see them fight a cleric, or a golem. preferably both :schemes:
Trei 04-23-08, 12:08 PM	25. BBEG is horrifically evil, but senile. ("You shall watch as I roast these elf babies alive, and then I shall feed them to y... Um... Wait.... Uh..... Does anyone smell burning babies...?") 26. Tribbles. (look it up.) 27. A neat trick my mentor DM used on us one time -- the Room of Reversed Rolls. Every numerical value rolled on dice was inverted. Roll a 20 -- your value is a natural 1. Roll a 14 -- your value is 6. So yes, your 15th level characters could easily be annhiliated by a handful of shocker lizards. 28. Allergies + enemy swinging around flaming cats on a chain! 29. BBEG suddenly attacking party with a simple spoon. (Either he's an utter psychopath, which is scary enough, or maybe he is really proficient at killing people with spoons...)
Cowjuicer 04-24-08, 11:46 PM	THIS SHALL NOT DIE! :bump:
celestialkin 04-25-08, 12:15 AM	30. PC gets captured by drow priestesses. Party eventually comes to rescue him he, but he doesn't want to leave...
CaptainPicard 04-25-08, 01:54 AM	31. The Drow are not extinct. 32. Shatter can target any inanimate object. This includes clothing or really silly things like a can of paint, so that paint goes everywhere, or the toilet, so that something else goes everywhere. 33. A Warlock can emit his Eldritch Blast from any part of his body. Any part of his body. Yeah. This one and the last one were from one idiot. 34. Elves are 4'5 to 5'5 feet tall. Drow are slightly shorter and thinner than Elves. Elves are already dangerously underweight by human terms. That intimidating Drow Priestess most likely looks like a 12 year old Japanese girl. Also, consider that the next time you have sexual thoughts about her, you pervert. Many abilities and items in the game can be used to great silliness, to the extent that a creative player or DM can find some amusing use for almost any spell that isn't just damage. For example, a Wizard once used Fabricate to make like 5000 lawn gnomes, shoved them all into a Bag of Holding, and then walked into the SERIOUS BUSINESS Hextorite Empress' throne room and turned the bag inside out, yelling out "GNOMES!" before teleporting away. I gave him XP for that, and ruled that it took her minions over four hours to get rid of them all.
celestialkin 04-25-08, 07:46 AM	34. Elves are 4'5 to 5'5 feet tall. Drow are slightly shorter and thinner than Elves. Elves are already dangerously underweight by human terms. That intimidating Drow Priestess most likely looks like a 12 year old Japanese girl. Also, consider that the next time you have sexual thoughts about her, you pervert. Why you do that? :allalone:
lunoc 04-25-08, 04:09 PM	Elves are 4'5 to 5'5 feet tall. Drow are slightly shorter and thinner than Elves. Elves are already dangerously underweight by human terms. That intimidating Drow Priestess most likely looks like a 12 year old Japanese girl. Also, consider that the next time you have sexual thoughts about her, you pervert. curse you :tantrum: 35. there are spells that deal damage to crystaline creatures in core, but no crystaline creatures.
pigknight 04-26-08, 12:23 AM	35. Is funny 'cause it's true.
Rania 04-26-08, 03:10 PM	29. BBEG suddenly attacking party with a simple spoon. (Either he's an utter psychopath, which is scary enough, or maybe he is really proficient at killing people with spoons...)LOL.
CaptainPicard 04-26-08, 09:18 PM	Why you do that? :allalone: curse you :tantrum: Well, my work here is done! *Returns to Midchilda with his new race of lolis*
illithid_guy 04-26-08, 10:26 PM	36.Create a level 20 commoner. 37. make a wizard/scorcerer multiclass combo. 38.Give a Gelatunus Cube class levels, (PC: I sneak attack the troll, DM:Ok, roll initiative, PC: I get a minus 23, what happens? DM: Well you manage to jiggle around a bit...)
vegetarianlibrarian 04-27-08, 11:16 AM	12. If you dont find anything on the dead body, why not search inside it? OH MY GOD!! I'm doing this next week! Everyone in my new campaign already thinks my little halfling sorceress is a weirdo! Yesssssss :devil: :thumbsup: