1001 stupid adventure ideas. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 stupid adventure ideas. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Fly666monkey
10-30-07, 06:36 PM OK, it's my first 1001 thread, so........

NOOB ALERT! NOOB ALERT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Anyways, i just wanna hear some really stupid adventures. Maybe some of them you actually tried. Post like a maniac. Flame someone. I don't care, jst remember the rule:

IT MUST BE STUPID, MORONIC, OR RETARDED!

have fun:evillaugh
Thevail
10-30-07, 07:01 PM So, you all meet up in the local tavern...

1.) try and find your way outside!

2.) let the search for the bathroom begin!

3.) the bartender is on break and the King just walked in!
Kiljorien
10-30-07, 09:23 PM The quest for the Plunger of Ogre's Toilets! Only available if your world has indoor plumbing
Thevail
10-30-07, 09:59 PM 5.) The whole world has been plunged into a state of necromatic evil...and you need to finish Christmas shgopping!

6.) We're going to go through a portal to Sigil...so that we can get to the outer planes.. so that we can shop for clothing...because we need outerwear!

7.) Hey guys, I found a treasure map in the bathroom...

8.) Oh no, the ancient gold dragon enchanter has lost an artefact in the pits of hell, and it's just too dangerous for him to retrieve it himself, so..we're..gonna go..and..wait a minute!
Disciple_of_Salsa
10-30-07, 10:20 PM 9) Okay, so there's these two gnomes, right? They find magical bracelet of ultimate doom. They have to take the bracelet and destroy it in the fires of Mount Death
10)Start a successful business.
11)Defeat The Knights Who Say Ne
12)Find your missing left sock
13)Defeat the underwear gnomes
T_Stalker
10-31-07, 08:17 AM 14) An unknown individual is molesting the village's chickens. Help the illiterate constable catch this "chicken lover" by reading him the children's books to which the culprit refers.
15) The wizard's apprentice has unwittingly left open the cage of his master's test subjects. The experiments had failed, but the cats who eat from the enchanted mice seem to think otherwise.
Find out what makes the neighbourhood felines attack the villagers. (I actually ran this one as a lvl 1 adventure.)
16) See 12) You have successfully tracked down your left sock. The enormous stench it radiates has given it a life of it's own. Defeat this new organism by repeatingly drowning it. (Treat it as having the Stench ability.)
16 a) It appears yours was not the only sock that went missing. Stop the gathering army of undergarements from taking over the city.
17) The rogue's hand has taken on a personality of it's own. And gained quite a reputation as a bard. Don't get killed by the jealous competition.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Fly666monkey 10-30-07, 06:36 PM	OK, it's my first 1001 thread, so........ NOOB ALERT! NOOB ALERT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Anyways, i just wanna hear some really stupid adventures. Maybe some of them you actually tried. Post like a maniac. Flame someone. I don't care, jst remember the rule: IT MUST BE STUPID, MORONIC, OR RETARDED! have fun:evillaugh
Thevail 10-30-07, 07:01 PM	So, you all meet up in the local tavern... 1.) try and find your way outside! 2.) let the search for the bathroom begin! 3.) the bartender is on break and the King just walked in!
Kiljorien 10-30-07, 09:23 PM	The quest for the Plunger of Ogre's Toilets! Only available if your world has indoor plumbing
Thevail 10-30-07, 09:59 PM	5.) The whole world has been plunged into a state of necromatic evil...and you need to finish Christmas shgopping! 6.) We're going to go through a portal to Sigil...so that we can get to the outer planes.. so that we can shop for clothing...because we need outerwear! 7.) Hey guys, I found a treasure map in the bathroom... 8.) Oh no, the ancient gold dragon enchanter has lost an artefact in the pits of hell, and it's just too dangerous for him to retrieve it himself, so..we're..gonna go..and..wait a minute!
Disciple_of_Salsa 10-30-07, 10:20 PM	9) Okay, so there's these two gnomes, right? They find magical bracelet of ultimate doom. They have to take the bracelet and destroy it in the fires of Mount Death 10)Start a successful business. 11)Defeat The Knights Who Say Ne 12)Find your missing left sock 13)Defeat the underwear gnomes
T_Stalker 10-31-07, 08:17 AM	14) An unknown individual is molesting the village's chickens. Help the illiterate constable catch this "chicken lover" by reading him the children's books to which the culprit refers. 15) The wizard's apprentice has unwittingly left open the cage of his master's test subjects. The experiments had failed, but the cats who eat from the enchanted mice seem to think otherwise. Find out what makes the neighbourhood felines attack the villagers. (I actually ran this one as a lvl 1 adventure.) 16) See 12) You have successfully tracked down your left sock. The enormous stench it radiates has given it a life of it's own. Defeat this new organism by repeatingly drowning it. (Treat it as having the Stench ability.) 16 a) It appears yours was not the only sock that went missing. Stop the gathering army of undergarements from taking over the city. 17) The rogue's hand has taken on a personality of it's own. And gained quite a reputation as a bard. Don't get killed by the jealous competition.