Post/Author/DateTime	Post
gullas 01-12-07, 06:47 PM	1.PC: I'll try to sneak up behind the dragon to gain a flank bonus... DM: (rolls)the dragon spots you (rolls) and kills you:P PC: Oh...I'll never play a Ninja again:D 2. Paladin : hold your position , 1 round later he is overuned by an ogre:D 3. drow : Praise Lotlhahh !!! rest of the party : AMEN !
Board_Rider 01-12-07, 10:04 PM	4. Don't worry the DM won't kill us. He paid 50 bucks for this module!
Kingly__Mage 01-12-07, 10:15 PM	with malicious DM 5) PC wizard:I wish (spell) for this battle to be over DM: your wish is my command, you're all dead
grok_grok 01-12-07, 11:43 PM	6) Pun Pun, what a gay name 7) DM - You see a horde of orge mages coming at you PC - I think I just shat myself
ZombieDragon 01-13-07, 01:56 AM	8) My sister playing a tank "rust monsters, they are sooo dead." Other player "They will rust all your armor away in a blink of an eye." Tank " WHAT ! noooooo, that's just sooo...NOOO! OK ! Fine, I hide behind the wizard"
Warforged_Dragon 01-31-07, 08:44 PM	DM: A gold dragon bites the head of Giant, rips it off and flies away. PLayer: My Lvl. 3 rouge will run after the gold dragon. DM::OMG!:OMG!:OMG!:OMG!
speeblefreak 01-31-07, 08:51 PM	10. I know the stats for this monster. We have nothing to worry about.