1001 thing not to do! [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 thing not to do! [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
stuporhero93
03-17-07, 04:02 PM 1. Cast Lightning Blot while soaking wet.

2. Try and knock down the door using the NPC

3. Step through any portal You may see...So..many.....MIMES!!
Seeker95
03-17-07, 05:13 PM 1. No reason not too. Magical electricity does not follow the normal laws of physics. :teach:
2. Why not? That's what they're there for. :P
3. Portals are made to be stepped through. :devil:
LivingShadow
03-17-07, 05:41 PM 4. Charge a hydra. (You get one attack, it gets how many?)
captainswift
03-17-07, 05:45 PM 5. See how many 20-sided dice will fit up your nose.
6. See how many halflings will fit up a Titan's nose
7. Stick a Rod of Wonder up your nose, just to see.
GrimshofHighSorcery
03-17-07, 06:21 PM 8. try to get all your fingers on each side of a d6...sadly i tried for an hour, without realizing:rolleyes: ...it was like a 12hour session, so sue me:P
9. try to attack Iuz when he appears in the ToEE...PC's did try:|
10. Hire a kender...just a stupid idea
11. Cast Fireball at a Red Dragon
Myree
03-18-07, 12:34 AM 12. Dive into the glowing green pool

13. Put your arm into the black sphere

14. Figure your Constitution is high enough to ignore the trap you couldn't disarm

15. Post the goblin you pressed into guide duty as a guard

16. Go swimming in plate armor -- especially if you didn't take any skill points in swimming

17. Slide the sleeping dragon's claw off of the best treasure

18. Walk into an ogre camp and try to bluff your way into a free meal

19. Pick-pocket the head of the thieves guild

20. Take on an excessively large contingent of guards in their own city

21. Trust the drow is really that famous ranger in disguise

22. Drink the last of your DMs favorite beverage

23. Say something like "At least there are no kobalds here"

24. Break a perfectly good staff hoping it has Retributive Strike
Raust92
03-18-07, 12:53 AM 25. Don't have add!

26. If you have an opportunity to use a wish scroll, don't waste it on a nymph!(If you know what I mean;).

27. Don't mock a wizard!(I know from experience).:rolleyes:
Sajek
03-18-07, 10:41 AM 28. Never invite a guy named Leeroy to your party.

29. It's a trick, get an ax.

30. Never use bardic music to help the rogue move quietly.

31. Never disregard rumors of a dragon living in a nearby valley, especially if they are from drunks in a tavern.
smeagol_lied
03-18-07, 10:44 AM It's very easy to move silently if some nut with a lute is distracting the guards :P
gullas
03-18-07, 11:46 AM 32. do not bite people to death if you are a kobold swashbuckler/sorcerer in :D Thrane
RobbyPants
03-18-07, 12:18 PM 33) Don't draw from the Deck of Many Things (nevermind that I do at about every chance :P)
SeptimusMagistos
03-18-07, 03:56 PM 34. Don't beat up children. Just don't.
Chrono Nexus
03-18-07, 04:01 PM 35.) Don't follow my advice.
Meshakhad
03-18-07, 04:32 PM 36. If you are required to take one of three trials - the trial of the body, the trial of the mind, or the trial of the soul - do not take the trial of the mind if you are the Int 10 paladin (not my personal experience, but someone else's).
37. If the dwarf has announced his intentions to go down the ultra-long underground staircase by sliding down on his tower shield, do NOT hitch a ride (actually happened!)
navar100
03-18-07, 06:08 PM 38) If you encounter a demon or a devil that is imprisoned, do not release it for any reason.
Zicka
03-18-07, 09:48 PM #39 Dont sacrafice Lawful good fire creatures to free the Lord of Stygia!

(we got him out once)
RobbyPants
03-19-07, 09:10 AM 40) If you are in a room with a coffin or sarcophagus, and there are statues surrounding it, don't open it! Leave it alone espescially if the statue resembles a dragon with the head pointed right at the coffin!
darrylhaines
03-19-07, 10:14 AM 41) Never Fireball a team mate with a Helm of Brilliance on (It's very Messy).
Sajek
03-19-07, 10:39 AM 42. Never challenge a medusa to a staring contest
43. Or a beholder
Firestar27
03-19-07, 08:59 PM 44. Never smash your DM's dice, while claiming that they are cursed artifacts that must be destroyed.
Technophobe
03-19-07, 11:21 PM 44. Never smash your DM's dice, while claiming that they are cursed artifacts that must be destroyed.

:eek: You better run MOFO! :OMG!
SeptimusMagistos
03-20-07, 05:49 PM 45. When the huge god statue begins speaking, listen to it instead of running. You'll live longer. Maybe.
DarthMarasmus
03-20-07, 08:26 PM 46) Never feed an orc pepperoni pizza for breakfast.
47) When in Ravenloft, never make a deal with the Dark Powers!
48) Don't forget to take plenty of food and water when adventuring on Athas...
49) http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/commonsense.jpg
TheDiabolicPyrotechnician
03-20-07, 08:51 PM Never, EVER, play "hot potato" with a delayed blast fireball
Raust92
03-20-07, 11:09 PM #49 is so true DarthMarasmus, trust me I know from experience!:D
DragonStrife
03-30-07, 03:10 PM #50 Never insult the DM
#51 ALWAYS take 20 before a iron locked door.
#52 NEVER have twins witches cast a fireball spell at the same time because it will HURT! ( I have twin witches, they roasted the enemy and knocked out/temporally blinded their own party!)
Garlogic
03-30-07, 03:13 PM 1. Cast Lightning Blot while soaking wet.

I know when I am soaking wet I do like to be blotted, and I want it fast, lightning fast so to speak.:D
Ikyotojin
03-30-07, 04:15 PM 53 - when one of the other players asks "I wonder what this lever does" the correct answer is NOT "Pull it and find out!"

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
stuporhero93 03-17-07, 04:02 PM	1. Cast Lightning Blot while soaking wet. 2. Try and knock down the door using the NPC 3. Step through any portal You may see...So..many.....MIMES!!
Seeker95 03-17-07, 05:13 PM	1. No reason not too. Magical electricity does not follow the normal laws of physics. :teach: 2. Why not? That's what they're there for. :P 3. Portals are made to be stepped through. :devil:
LivingShadow 03-17-07, 05:41 PM	4. Charge a hydra. (You get one attack, it gets how many?)
captainswift 03-17-07, 05:45 PM	5. See how many 20-sided dice will fit up your nose. 6. See how many halflings will fit up a Titan's nose 7. Stick a Rod of Wonder up your nose, just to see.
GrimshofHighSorcery 03-17-07, 06:21 PM	8. try to get all your fingers on each side of a d6...sadly i tried for an hour, without realizing:rolleyes: ...it was like a 12hour session, so sue me:P 9. try to attack Iuz when he appears in the ToEE...PC's did try:\| 10. Hire a kender...just a stupid idea 11. Cast Fireball at a Red Dragon
Myree 03-18-07, 12:34 AM	12. Dive into the glowing green pool 13. Put your arm into the black sphere 14. Figure your Constitution is high enough to ignore the trap you couldn't disarm 15. Post the goblin you pressed into guide duty as a guard 16. Go swimming in plate armor -- especially if you didn't take any skill points in swimming 17. Slide the sleeping dragon's claw off of the best treasure 18. Walk into an ogre camp and try to bluff your way into a free meal 19. Pick-pocket the head of the thieves guild 20. Take on an excessively large contingent of guards in their own city 21. Trust the drow is really that famous ranger in disguise 22. Drink the last of your DMs favorite beverage 23. Say something like "At least there are no kobalds here" 24. Break a perfectly good staff hoping it has Retributive Strike
Raust92 03-18-07, 12:53 AM	25. Don't have add! 26. If you have an opportunity to use a wish scroll, don't waste it on a nymph!(If you know what I mean;). 27. Don't mock a wizard!(I know from experience).:rolleyes:
Sajek 03-18-07, 10:41 AM	28. Never invite a guy named Leeroy to your party. 29. It's a trick, get an ax. 30. Never use bardic music to help the rogue move quietly. 31. Never disregard rumors of a dragon living in a nearby valley, especially if they are from drunks in a tavern.
smeagol_lied 03-18-07, 10:44 AM	It's very easy to move silently if some nut with a lute is distracting the guards :P
gullas 03-18-07, 11:46 AM	32. do not bite people to death if you are a kobold swashbuckler/sorcerer in :D Thrane
RobbyPants 03-18-07, 12:18 PM	33) Don't draw from the Deck of Many Things (nevermind that I do at about every chance :P)
SeptimusMagistos 03-18-07, 03:56 PM	34. Don't beat up children. Just don't.
Chrono Nexus 03-18-07, 04:01 PM	35.) Don't follow my advice.
Meshakhad 03-18-07, 04:32 PM	36. If you are required to take one of three trials - the trial of the body, the trial of the mind, or the trial of the soul - do not take the trial of the mind if you are the Int 10 paladin (not my personal experience, but someone else's). 37. If the dwarf has announced his intentions to go down the ultra-long underground staircase by sliding down on his tower shield, do NOT hitch a ride (actually happened!)
navar100 03-18-07, 06:08 PM	38) If you encounter a demon or a devil that is imprisoned, do not release it for any reason.
Zicka 03-18-07, 09:48 PM	#39 Dont sacrafice Lawful good fire creatures to free the Lord of Stygia! (we got him out once)
RobbyPants 03-19-07, 09:10 AM	40) If you are in a room with a coffin or sarcophagus, and there are statues surrounding it, don't open it! Leave it alone espescially if the statue resembles a dragon with the head pointed right at the coffin!
darrylhaines 03-19-07, 10:14 AM	41) Never Fireball a team mate with a Helm of Brilliance on (It's very Messy).
Sajek 03-19-07, 10:39 AM	42. Never challenge a medusa to a staring contest 43. Or a beholder
Firestar27 03-19-07, 08:59 PM	44. Never smash your DM's dice, while claiming that they are cursed artifacts that must be destroyed.
Technophobe 03-19-07, 11:21 PM	44. Never smash your DM's dice, while claiming that they are cursed artifacts that must be destroyed. :eek: You better run MOFO! :OMG!
SeptimusMagistos 03-20-07, 05:49 PM	45. When the huge god statue begins speaking, listen to it instead of running. You'll live longer. Maybe.
DarthMarasmus 03-20-07, 08:26 PM	46) Never feed an orc pepperoni pizza for breakfast. 47) When in Ravenloft, never make a deal with the Dark Powers! 48) Don't forget to take plenty of food and water when adventuring on Athas... 49) http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/commonsense.jpg
TheDiabolicPyrotechnician 03-20-07, 08:51 PM	Never, EVER, play "hot potato" with a delayed blast fireball
Raust92 03-20-07, 11:09 PM	#49 is so true DarthMarasmus, trust me I know from experience!:D
DragonStrife 03-30-07, 03:10 PM	#50 Never insult the DM #51 ALWAYS take 20 before a iron locked door. #52 NEVER have twins witches cast a fireball spell at the same time because it will HURT! ( I have twin witches, they roasted the enemy and knocked out/temporally blinded their own party!)
Garlogic 03-30-07, 03:13 PM	1. Cast Lightning Blot while soaking wet. I know when I am soaking wet I do like to be blotted, and I want it fast, lightning fast so to speak.:D
Ikyotojin 03-30-07, 04:15 PM	53 - when one of the other players asks "I wonder what this lever does" the correct answer is NOT "Pull it and find out!"