| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
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| Adamaro2304-16-07, 10:03 PM | what would an insanly smart character say? |
| bobothechimp04-16-07, 10:38 PM | Insanely smart things. |
| Frylord04-16-07, 11:02 PM | 3. "And what else floats in water?" 4. "A duck!" :D Sorry, I had to do that. If I wouldn't of said it, someone else would. |
| graddlin04-16-07, 11:36 PM | 3. "And what else floats in water?" 4. "A duck!" :D Sorry, I had to do that. If I wouldn't of said it, someone else would. "Who are you that has so great a knowledge of science?":D |
| Jaxgaret04-16-07, 11:43 PM | An insanely smart person would say "BWAGHG gar DIPYYYYY doooooooooo at fig battle!!!!" Oh wait, you meant an incredibly smart person. Things like pish tosh. And Cheerio. |
| magenificent04-16-07, 11:52 PM | Things like pish tosh. And Cheerio. Indubitably, good sir. :tiphat: |
| Fromost the Grimm04-17-07, 12:23 AM | "Tarrasque . . !! Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . !!" |
| magenificent04-17-07, 12:40 AM | "Tarrasque . . !! Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . !!" All high Int characters know "The Tarrasque Formula". One Bag of Holding + one Portable Hole = no more Tarrasque. :P Now, the alphabet backwards in under three seconds OTOH... (I can do that.) -Mage |
| bobothechimp04-17-07, 12:53 AM | Wrong! One Bag of Holding + one Portable Hole + one expendable commoner = no more Tarrasque. One Bag of Holding + one Portable Hole = Rock, Paper, Scissors over who has to kill themself for there to be no more Tarrasque. |
| Myree04-17-07, 12:53 AM | 5. "How could a swallow carry a coconut? Unless of course it was an African Swallow, but surely not a domestic swallow." 6. "It was the fruiterer who brought you to the conclusion that the mender of soles was not of sufficient height for Xerxes et id genus omne." (hint -- Google for Poe "Murders in the Rue Morgue" -- I still have found NO ONE that can beat the logic and deductive reasoning of THAT guy!) 7. I really think the thief <ahem> I mean SCOUT should check for traps -- right after she returns my coin-purse, that is. |
| sacerd04-17-07, 01:11 AM | "I dont have enough hit points to try that." |
| Darth Syntax04-17-07, 01:15 AM | "Before you go and smash that statue of the Dark God of the Great Beyond, will you at least let me read the incriptions? I would prefer to know is said smashing will bring about our doom." "I don't think you thought this through at all . . ." "What does the public, the great unobservant public, who can hardly tell a weaver by his tooth or a typesetter by his left thumb care about the finer shades of analysis and deduction?" - Sherlock Holmes |
| magenificent04-17-07, 01:30 AM | 12. "I told you it was a left turn at Albuquerque." |
| Bedevere04-17-07, 07:54 AM | 13. To the Bat cave, Robin! 14. Loo hoo, hoo ser... (Jim Carey voice) 15. So between us, we have the power to defeat armies, slay even the mightiest foe, rewrite reality itself to our slightest whim, and we are doing what the king says.... why? |
| metamind04-17-07, 10:43 AM | 3. "And what else floats in water?" 4. "A duck!" :D Sorry, I had to do that. If I wouldn't of said it, someone else would. 16: Exactly. So, logically... |
| Zherog04-17-07, 10:56 AM | "Pardon me? Do you have any Grey Poupon?" |
| DwarfPcfan04-17-07, 11:32 AM | O.K let me get this straight, your big, bad plan for world conquest involves capitalizing on an astronomical event that happens only every 10000 years. Talk about going on a long shot. I would have just gone with politics and charm magic but that's just me... |
| _Jayne_Cobb_04-17-07, 01:21 PM | They will say the exact same stuff as do other people, they'll just be right more often. Just like me. ;) |
| Scipio04-17-07, 01:25 PM | "If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of... wood?" From my game not too long ago: "Would the person who stole this sword be some kind of a... *realizes that using a class name could be considered metagaming* thief?" Yes, I actually had that quote from the guy playing an 18 INT wizard. :rolleyes: |
| Karish04-17-07, 01:27 PM | "And that, my liege, is exactly how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped." "I would explain to you how this spell works, but something tells me you cannot perceive the concept of the transdimentional weaving of meta-enegists into the form of a mviable material source, then converting the base physical compunds created from mental focus into a volitile substance which is then transmitted in a display of pyrotechnics." ...I have no idea what I said in that second one. Fancy sounding words is all. |
| Karish04-17-07, 01:28 PM | "Pardon me? Do you have any Grey Poupon?" Elan speaks truth. |
| daggeroflath04-17-07, 01:29 PM | "If I were a political animal – which, of course, I am not, because that would violate the Great Injunction, If I were, however, I would marry the Duchess, storm and secure the palace, assassinate the king, usurp the crown, and retroengineer all of my bloodlines to validate my claim to the throne. I would then begin to ruthlessly suppress any resistance to my rule, and have all of my chief rivals murdered. That’s the way it’s usually done, isn’t it? Except, in your case, you could claim divine right as well. I would declare myself Eadric I, Holy Emperor of Wyre and the Voice of Oronthon on Earth. I would unite Church and State into a single, seamless body. I would also issue commands to the effect that all avians must be shot on sight. A golden, birdless era of peace and prosperity would dawn across Wyre." |
| Aricomus04-17-07, 06:04 PM | "And that, my liege, is exactly how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped." "I would explain to you how this spell works, but something tells me you cannot perceive the concept of the transdimentional weaving of meta-enegists into the form of a mviable material source, then converting the base physical compunds created from mental focus into a volitile substance which is then transmitted in a display of pyrotechnics." ...I have no idea what I said in that second one. Fancy sounding words is all. Are they just random words you put together... cuz I think that the last part of that has something to do with an explosion |
| OneEye58904-17-07, 08:21 PM | Now, the alphabet backwards in under three seconds OTOH... (I can do that.) -Mage Oh my gods, I can do that, too! Freakin' sweet... That's what happens when you have nothing to do one summer after 7th grade. |
| Repeekluos04-17-07, 08:35 PM | 17? "In this world, I only have two things. My word, and my balls, and I dont break them for anything." He was pretty smart. Until he snorted himself into delusions of grandeur that is. |
| darkneolink04-17-07, 08:57 PM | Checkmate but you're getting better, you lasted for 10 rounds this time and thats why you won't poke my familiar |
| stargate52504-17-07, 10:33 PM | 26. So I obviously can't choose the wineglass in front of you... 27. "It's so simple! All we need to do is insert the phase bonding talisman into the slot designed to house the trans-dimensional locking mechanism, seal it in with a controlled burst of highly exited particles, preferably in a state of flux, and allow the device to charge for a few seconds. This should re-polarize the magical ring, which will invert the polarity of the docking clamps and allow us to open the door safely." |
| Qwicksilver04-17-07, 10:39 PM | http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0427.html |
| Chad_Sexington04-17-07, 10:45 PM | 26. So I obviously can't choose the wineglass in front of you... Yes! I'm loving that obscure Princess Bride Quote. Great movie. If you answer these questions three, you may sit next to me. Question the First....... |
| ShinAkuma204-17-07, 10:53 PM | I figure it depends partially on Wisdom, and the ability to realize that not everyone has 18 INT. Low Wisdom- "*insert string of ridiculously long and complicated words here*, duh!" High Wisdom- "...You probably wouldn't understand the technical stuff, so let me see if I can explain through analogy...*proceeds to do so*" |
| Manic Man04-17-07, 11:25 PM | An insanely high int character? He would say "I thought that was common knowlege?" to questions asked |
| magenificent04-18-07, 04:59 AM | E=mc2 Someone had to do it. :D -Mage |
| _Jayne_Cobb_04-18-07, 11:40 AM | Yes! I'm loving that obscure Princess Bride Quote. Great movie. Obscure? Not even remotely. Though it is helped in its obscurity a bit by being a misquote, of course. "...You probably wouldn't understand the technical stuff, so let me see if I can explain through analogy...*proceeds to do so*" "Big juju. Ship no white ship no go fast." Now that is obscure! ;) |
| metamind04-18-07, 12:34 PM | ualuealuealeuale! (http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/) |
| Silverthumb12804-18-07, 12:44 PM | what would an insanly smart character say? I'm only of moderate intelligence, and I can deduce why this thread was started. :D |