1001 things on a bbegs wish list [Archive] - Wizards Community

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rbrt_Spade

11-28-05, 02:38 PM
in spirit of the holidays think about the bbeg in your game. Whats would he like to have brought to him by neurull?

1- a giant christmas tree that has the key to the treasure. Surronded by spiked pit traps, a half-fiend big t to eat you, and a spell trap consisting of powerword kill,insanity(that pc you hate dms is at your whims :cool: ), and of course cloudkill. THe vault has 1/2 a bitten copper piece because the bbegs rust monster ate it all.

2- room full of rust monsters-nothing they like more than creatures that kill metal of the giant half orc fighter with a str of 30s great axe be eaten

3- and lastly a how to be a villianous evil doer and take over all of the planes for dummies

4- lastly, happy holdays to you guys and the bbeg.
Silverthumb128

11-28-05, 03:47 PM
5- Undead minions out the wazoo.
6- Undead minions capable of raising more undead minions. :D
rbrt_Spade

11-28-05, 04:00 PM
swarms of undead are great to spook your players. I would love to see regenrating wraiths like lichs. :D
Earthbeard

11-28-05, 04:23 PM
Giants wielding Spiked Chains, while shadows/ethereal undead stat drain the npcs.

oh wait.....he does.

no???.Decent dice rolling from his evil marionatte master the DM.
DragonDeadite

11-28-05, 04:29 PM
If you want regeneration add the Evolved Templat to the undead, had a blast with an Evolved Spellstitched Mummy at the last game!! Anyway!

9: Art of War and Origamie. (Yes, trouble with spelling today!)
10: Personaly copies of the MMII and MMIII.
11: Personal hot-line in to Vecna
12: If not to Vecna then to the Power Puff Girls, they'll beat up anyone you tell them to!
13: DragonDeadite as the DM!! :devil:
lord_blackfang

11-28-05, 04:35 PM
14 - at least one day without his stronghold being stormed by adventurers
MasterOfPsychic

11-28-05, 04:38 PM
15. the newest book for 'dummies': "BBEGing of Dummies (c)"
Kresalak

11-28-05, 04:41 PM
16. Hero-Be-Gone! Get rid of all those pesky do-gooders.
17. The Evil Overlord List.
Herald@Large

11-28-05, 05:01 PM
18. A shiny new fully equipped torture chamber, complete with victims.
DragonDeadite

11-28-05, 05:20 PM
19: Minions that actualy did their job.

"Oh you miserable bag of bones! Pick yourselves up and SALLY Fo- :adjust jaw: "SALLY FO-" :adjust jaw: "sally forth.." (Evil Ash)
Otherguy

11-28-05, 05:35 PM
A stronghold that magically adjusts itself to cause adventurers headaches.

Fighter: The rogue said we should take a left and then go through the door at the end of the hall.
Ranger: There is no door.
Rogue: I saw a door!
Fighter: Let's go back.
Ranger: There is no back.
Rogue: Cries
Solarious

11-28-05, 05:41 PM
20) Magical vats that create Clones of yourself and your most important henchmen, as well as Simulacrums to confound, confuse, and generally make life difficult to find the right target to off, not to mention having copies of your best henchwenches is always a Good IdeaTM.
DragonDeadite

11-28-05, 05:47 PM
A stronghold that magically adjusts itself to cause adventurers headaches.

Fighter: The rogue said we should take a left and then go through the door at the end of the hall.
Ranger: There is no door.
Rogue: I saw a door!
Fighter: Let's go back.
Ranger: There is no back.
Rogue: Cries

...............oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.... :evillaugh :inlove: I am SO going to use this!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BTW: next one should be #22
CryoSilver

11-28-05, 09:48 PM
22: An evil treant Christmas Tree that attacks the PCs as they reach for the treasure under it.
Tharivol Nailo

11-28-05, 10:28 PM
23: to finally be able to watch Martha Stewart Living without PCs running in and destroying his wreath/turkey/centerpiece. Why do you think they're so mean?
twad

11-28-05, 11:20 PM
this:

24: http://www.evilrulers.com/