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| Velcroman22604-18-08, 06:21 PM | Well another 1001 thread. In this one give things to do while around a sleeping dragon, they can be realistic or compleatly stupid. Ready? GO! 1) Get a Rust Monster. Paint the words "HAppY BiRTHDAy" on its side. The procced to put in the center of the dragon's horade. 2) Two words. Gunpowder. Barrel. |
| Bloodsoul04-18-08, 07:31 PM | 3) If a firebreathing dragon, transmute it's golden hoarde into straw. |
| fighter_mcwarrior04-18-08, 10:26 PM | 1) Get a Rust Monster. Paint the words "HAppY BiRTHDAy" on its side. The procced to put in the center of the dragon's horade. That is as brilliant as it is evil, so I just might steal that idea for later. Have a :cookie: 4. Call the Infernal Revenue Service and tell them the dragon is guilty of tax fraud 5. Bag of holding + portable hole in the middle of the hoard 6. Hire a halfling with a ring of invisibility and ranks in profession: burgler to remove something 7. Create a permanent image of a group of banjo players that never leaves |
| Mr_Seth04-18-08, 11:34 PM | 8. Shrink + Bag of Holding. Throw that Bag inside another bag (or a portable hole, or whichever combo it is that annihilates both and all the contents). Collect XP. 9. Cast "Create Water"... inside the dragon's lungs. Collect XP. 10. Face painting! 11. Count the scales while your other party members do their thing. If the dragon wakes up before they're done, you have an alibi; you were sent by the academy to find out just how many scales are on the average (insert gender, age, species) dragon. Of course, this dragon is the first you've counted, but it's a start! You can then continue to ask the dragon to hold still, "in the name of science", and tell him you'll be done soon. 12. Disintegrate 13. Open the dragon's mouth, crawl into throat, cut it up from the inside out. Collect XP and spell components. 14. Paint the dragon's nails. 15. Paint the dragon's face. 16. Paint the dragon... head to tail. 17. Bixby's Crushing Hand + Dragon eyeball (if you can pry the lid open) 18. Polymorph, polymorph, polymorph! 19. Summon dire bedbugs 20. Curl up beside the dragon and go to sleep. If it wakes up first, say you're still sleepy because its snoring kept you up. |
| AaronDireBear04-18-08, 11:51 PM | 21. Heed the advice of the elf and let it lie. |
| Kron_Hammerall04-19-08, 12:27 AM | 22. Teleport the Dragon into a Never Ending Hall of Mirrors and watch what happens through a Crystal Ball. 23. Tie his large Toe off of one of his back legs to a Great GIANT pillar and open a bag of wind with a high pitched whistle tied to it... drop the bag far outta of the dragons reach and enjoy the spectial. |
| TyWebb04-19-08, 12:52 AM | Dip it's hand in a very large bowl of warm water. |
| celestialkin04-19-08, 01:57 AM | 25. a) Manifest sleep on the party's half-orc. b) Put him in a dress and slap some makeup on him. c) Lay him next to the dragon. d) Place some empty bottles of ale around them. e) Leave. f) ???? g) Profit!!!! |
| UndeadMouse04-19-08, 12:44 PM | 26) Gunpowder + body opening + fire = profit 27) See if dragons are tickleish 28) take a single gold peice and leave a note saying "Needed 1gp - IOU" |
| Eldrith_Hawkflight04-19-08, 12:53 PM | Sovern glue -anything:devil: Do naughty things with mage hand |
| Kron_Hammerall04-19-08, 01:33 PM | Gently blow smoke from the "Specail pipe" the Wizard has in to the face of the sleeping dragon... watch it tweek out in its dreams |
| Shinikama04-19-08, 02:06 PM | 30. Paint all the dragon's scales a different color, leave a huge mirror ( or readjust one the dragon already has, the vain bastard) and watch the fun when he wakes up. |
| Velcroman22604-19-08, 04:31 PM | 31) (Works only with sleeping Tiamat, no one will get this joke, it's somting my cousin and I made up) What? Tiamat will love the 400,000,000,000 20-sided dice that we left in exchange for her hoarde! |
| Rodimal04-20-08, 05:33 PM | (disclaimer: This actually happened in one of my wife's solo games she was running for a friend) 1: Fall down a mountain side to find cave of sleeping black dragon 2: tell your DM you are going to behead it 3: Dragon rolls a one to notice PC (auto fail in our games even on skills) 4: PC rolls a one on attack 5: Dragon rolls a one on listen 6: PC rolls one on attack 7: Repeat for another something like 6 combat rounds. The PC finally rolled a crit with her magic Axe and killed the damn thing, then tried to exit the room to find the horde and ran into The Horde. The Dragon was female and had a nice little swampy pool in her lair full of newly hatched babies. |
| lunoc04-20-08, 05:47 PM | 32) don't take anything, just move everything around (the old remote in the freezer trick) return to do this several times till the dragon gets paranoid 33) take his most prized possessions, and hide them in another, slightly stronger/weaker dragon's lair. who ever wins their fight would be wounded. two hoards of treasure |