Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Aricomus 01-09-07, 09:18 PM	ok so i saw a thread "1001 thing you dont want the PCs to say" so heres the other side of the coin....
Hakar_Kerarmor 01-10-07, 01:37 AM	Well, 'ur' would be a bad one...
JulesCARV 01-10-07, 01:40 AM	"Well, looks like no one in this group has compatible schedules for the forseeable future. I suppose I'll have to cancel the game."
frasmage 01-10-07, 07:56 AM	I think a thread with a similar title as this popped up before the player one. You could try searching for that. would that make this a spin off of a spin off? ;)
Thevail 01-11-07, 02:40 AM	Things you don't want to hear your DM say.. Can I borrow some more d8's from you guys? *****in! Two twenties in a row! (after a frenzied fit of rolling, and scribbling) You're sure you took the left door, huh? High five guys! I quit coffee! (While in the sewers escaping) You smell something really wierd... and hear a rumbling sound. (Pats you on the shoulder as you walk in the door) This should get interesting! Do you guys have spare character sheets? Great!
Thevail 01-11-07, 02:55 AM	Other things you never want to hear your DM say What's your AC? Oh never mind, it doesn't matter. So does any of you have the scent ability? No? Bummer. yeah, they changed my meds, but don't worry, I'll be flurble. I spent all week home sick, yep, just me and the Book of Vile Darkness. Aren't any of you Lawful Anything!!!!! Um.. this is gonna take a minute..is it time for pizza?
cog_n_taz 01-12-07, 01:08 AM	Ur-DM? That's like an Ur-priest, no? You know, hates players but knows how to draw power from them? Awesome! Sooooo, what are the prereqs?
IrishRover 01-12-07, 01:31 AM	What is the blast radius on that spell (spoken when one PC is VERY close to the targeted bad guy) If you guys make it through this encounter, you should level up. (The PC's have just barely made their current level)
YamiSouru 01-12-07, 01:48 AM	when im not being a DM its not what my DMs speech says. its what his body says that frightens me. examples. The doesnt even blink after you take down what you thought the supposed BBEG. The DM grimaces on a dice roll. The Dm looks at me knowingly before a new npc arrives and i havnt set anything up with him.
Critical_Failure 01-12-07, 11:21 AM	"all those gelatinus cubes in the room meld and form one giant gelatinus cubes, muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (goes on for half an hour)"
R99 01-12-07, 01:24 PM	(To wizard) Roll reflex to jump in the way of your spellbook.
Stryffe 01-15-07, 10:54 AM	I said it the other night.... Now...Who went looking for firewood again?
AKA_Bait 01-15-07, 12:08 PM	Right at the beginning of a huge battle with a large party: DM: "Roll a fort save." Me: *rolls a 3* I fail. DM: "You are stunned for 11 rounds." Me: Time for a cigarette or 12.