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Bulletproof_Condom

09-15-06, 03:32 AM
They already have threads like this. They're called Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) threads. Unfortunately, new people won't read this thread either.

1. Do Monkey Grip and powerful build stack?
2. Can I get clothing with an armor bonus?
3. Can I make an item out of true strike?
4. Two-Weapon Fighting and flurry of blows?
5. Does Power Attack multiply on a crit?
6. Does powerful build give you a Large mind blade?
7. Does a ring of sustenance let me get my spells back faster?
8. Can a monk use bracers of armor?
9. Does Weapon Mastery stack with Weapon Focus/Specialization?
10. Alignment is stupid. Here's how I fixed it.
11. 1001 [Something].
Solaris

09-15-06, 04:09 AM
Who or what is pun pun?
Where can I find the test?
What is a d3?
Intelligence and IQ?
When is 4th Edition coming out?
What would you do differently in 4th Edition?
Lord of the Rings characters in D&D?
d24478667

09-15-06, 07:05 AM
19. What are the stats for a katana/Here's my katana.
20. Kitsune..
babysamurai

09-15-06, 07:07 AM
21. Paladin anything
frasmage

09-15-06, 07:18 AM
22. I hate elves
23. I love elves
24. I hate gnomes
25. I love gnomes
26. I hate half-orcs
27. I love half-orcs
... you get the picture
Milo HoBo

09-15-06, 07:22 AM
28) Psionics are broken.
29) Warlocks are broken.
30) Wizards vs Socerers.
gorfnad the shiznit

09-15-06, 07:26 AM
31. Spiked Chain
32. Does sneak attack only work on the first attack
33. Does sneak attack work with two weapon fighting
34. Fighting with two shields
35. Assassin Alignment
babysamurai

09-15-06, 07:35 AM
36. Broadswords?
frasmage

09-15-06, 07:35 AM
37. What are your thoughts on ToB?
38. what PrC should I take?
39. Is this a bug?
40. Anything with the name engetsu
41. Where can I find the errata
42. here is my sorc variant
43. here is my fighter variant
Izodor_Shadowcaster

09-15-06, 09:52 AM
44. What is PEACH?
45. How can you search on these boards?
SeptimusMagistos

09-15-06, 11:35 AM
46. Reasons why fighter is useless.
frasmage

09-15-06, 02:39 PM
47. druids are overpowered
48. clerics are overpowered
49. what is CoDzilla?
Ograbme

09-15-06, 04:02 PM
50. Anime-inspired base class, PEACH
LurkeroftheUnderworld

09-15-06, 04:48 PM
51. Why D&D is dumb now and how much better it was 20 years ago.
Bulletproof_Condom

09-15-06, 05:56 PM
52. What is Gestalt?
53. I stop playing for 20 years and all the rules change. I'm confused.
54. DMPCs
55. Who would win in a fight?
Bluebrush

09-15-06, 05:58 PM
56. Wizards of the Coast hates us and is vacuuming money from our pockets.
57. 4th edition is coming out next tuesday, 4.5th the tuesday after that,
Bulletproof_Condom

09-15-06, 05:59 PM
58. I've got a problem with someone in my group. What should I do?
Yaeri

09-15-06, 06:02 PM
59. There's a typo in one of the books. Wotc sucks!
60. No one in my group is having fun because of the DM and we could DM our own games. What should we do?
61. At what age do elves mature?
62. Why can't I get into the mature boards?
metamind

09-15-06, 06:03 PM
61: Look at my new elven subrace!

62: Why does everyone love drow?
Yaeri

09-15-06, 06:03 PM
65. New cat race.
Edge_of_Oblivion

09-15-06, 06:04 PM
66. What is ___________'s alignment?

67. Fix my DMPC/Villain so he doesn't outshine/kill the entire party.

68. Fix my pantheon/campaign setting

69. FR Sucks!

70. Ebberon Sucks!

71. ANYTHING involving Subraces (ESPECIALLY Elven Subraces)
Yaeri

09-15-06, 06:13 PM
72. Which is better, forgotten realms or eberron?
73. How make I chacterar pleas is on page in book?
74. Here's my character. Isn't he uber?
75. Please delete (Aka Spam thread!!!)
vardock

09-15-06, 06:23 PM
76: what is your favorite_______?
77: stuff involving mating while in animal form (soo often on the mature boards.)
Archmage_Vall

09-15-06, 06:26 PM
78. Powergamers suck

79. Roleplayers suck

80. Paladins suck

81. Sorcerers suck

82. My DM sucks

83. My players suck

84. Everything sucks
Draco Strang

09-15-06, 06:28 PM
83. "1001" threads. Period. :rolleyes:

God....am I a buzzkill, or what?
Draco Strang

09-15-06, 06:30 PM
Double post.....Good God. How embarassing for me.
frasmage

09-15-06, 06:58 PM
56. Wizards of the Coast hates us and is vacuuming money from our pockets.
57. 4th edition is coming out next tuesday, 4.5th the tuesday after that,
The irony of those two together is great


i believe we were at 86...

86. sorry double post, please delete
feartheinvinceblehamster

09-15-06, 07:17 PM
87. Dude! I totally screwed over the paladin's player and now he's made at me! Did I do something wrong by attacking him with homicidal pregnant woman!?!?

88. The Book of Erotic Fantasy Roxorz/Suckorz!!!

89. DM favoring one player!

90. DM making us fight extremely powerful monster!

91. Didn't do anything wrong when killed king, DM ****** anyway.
frasmage

09-15-06, 07:42 PM
92. Oops, I just did a TPK, what now?
Edge_of_Oblivion

09-15-06, 07:59 PM
83. "1001" threads. Period. :rolleyes:

God....am I a buzzkill, or what?

This was already posted as #11. ;) Who's the buzzkill now? :D

We need a new #83, Stat!!

83. Any thread where the first reply is "Dude, this already has a topic, LINK HERE"
nimrodii

09-15-06, 08:08 PM
93: Spell X is broken when you apply modern scienctific knowledge.
Generic Poster

09-15-06, 08:19 PM
94. Here's a feat I made to wield a weapon heavier then I am.
95. WOTC is making too many books.
Edge_of_Oblivion

09-15-06, 08:24 PM
95. WOTC is making too many books.

Or even better...

96. All the new books suck/are broken/are unbalancing!
frasmage

09-15-06, 08:26 PM
to continue along that theme

97. Is it just me or is the artwork getting worse
98. Is it just me or is mialee getting uglier in every book
99. Is it jsut me or is lidda getting hotter in every book
SheerAscended

09-15-06, 08:30 PM
100. Vow of Poverty anything

Wooo i got the 100th item:D
Archmage_Vall

09-15-06, 11:29 PM
101. 3.5th edition sucks

102. 3rd edition sucked

103. 2nd edition sucked

104. 1st edition sucked

105. Metagaming sucks

106. Not metagaming sucks

107. Not being allowed to completely ruin the game for everyone else by bringing in a CO-type monstrosity of a character when everyone else has vanilla ones sucks

108. Trying to play a vanilla character when _____ insists on bringing in a CO-type monstrosity of a character and ruining everyone's fun sucks.

109. Everything sucks.
Bulletproof_Condom

09-16-06, 01:58 AM
Everything sucks has been said twice, and threads that actually say "Everything sucks" are actually pretty rare, so can we replace those with something funnier please?

How about, "The DM's girlfriend plays too."
BadCatMan

09-16-06, 02:27 AM
110. Drizzt (or any variation thereof) is teh roxxor!!!11

111. Drizzt is teh suxxor!!!111

112. Deepwarden & Con AC armour limited or not?

113. Make me uber character k thx bye
Bulletproof_Condom

09-16-06, 07:39 AM
114. Does a monk's belt let you add your Wisdom bonus?
Generic Poster

09-16-06, 11:50 AM
115. Are you up to the challenge of making my character for me?
Mystic Lemur

09-16-06, 12:05 PM
116. 3.0 is better than 3.5 because...

117. 3.5 is better than 3.0 because...

118. What are the rules for playing an awakened animal?

119. Munchkin's are teh suxxor!!11!!!11oneone!!
frasmage

09-16-06, 12:31 PM
120. Is there an error with the stances known for all martial adept classes?
121. there are too many core classes
122. there are too many PrC's
123. Help me stretch this PrC into a 20 level class
Archmage_Vall

09-16-06, 12:34 PM
120. No really, everything sucks.
sirmeatball

09-16-06, 01:16 PM
121. Drizzit vs X, who would win?
Celestine_AutumnStar

09-16-06, 03:53 PM
What is MADNESS?

What alignment is this?

Spell Casting Sucks

Spell Points Suck

Standard D&D Sucks

Low Magic Sucks

Why Im better than you
Joni-san

09-16-06, 04:25 PM
129. Setting X Rocks!
130. Setting X Sucks!
131. What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)
132. Class X is Unbalanced
133. How do I insert this into setting X
speeblefreak

09-16-06, 04:44 PM
134. What's wrong with Chaotic Neutral?
135. Blah blah blah uranium
feartheinvinceblehamster

09-16-06, 05:24 PM
136. Everything, including soulknives, are underpowered.
Celestine_AutumnStar

09-16-06, 05:43 PM
Everything is Overpowered

Check out my Crit/Fumble tables

PEACH sucks

SHIO sucks

You suck if you dont agree that I rule
frasmage

09-16-06, 05:56 PM
142. What is PEACH
143. What is SHIO
Joni-san

09-16-06, 05:58 PM
144. People who don't number their entries in 1001 threads suck
*Winkwinknudgenudge* ;)
145. Why people no speel goot Anglish?
Seerow

09-16-06, 05:59 PM
146. Fighter's Are Underpowered
147. Fighter's aren't underpowered
148. Clerics are balanced.
149. How do I make a new PrC?
150. I made a new PrC, but the formatting hurts peoples eyes, how do I fix it?
151. I have a question that's easily answered in the stickied FAQ at the top of the forum. What's the answer to the question?
wal9000

09-16-06, 08:29 PM
152. "omg like humans dwarfs elfs nomes halfelfs halforks hflings barbarins brds clarics drueds fiiters munks paledens ranjers rogeus sorcerors wizerds are like totaly bork3n!!1!one!!eleven11!"

153. "duudes i wahnt 2 macke a soword with a spike chain on t3h end but my dm is dum an wont let me it wud only have 15 ft reach and 3 critical how can i convence him"

154. "Alignment / Casting System / Fighters / Sorcerors suck. Here's how I fixed them, so WotC should eratta the PHB to use my houserules instead, since mine are balanced right."
Seerow

09-16-06, 08:45 PM
153. "duudes i wahnt 2 macke a soword with a spike chain on t3h end but my dm is dum an wont let me it wud only have 15 ft reach and 3 critical how can i convence him"

Nonsense, that's completely absurd.

...now a Sword on the end of a Spiked Chain, THAT I could see...
Stardrake

09-16-06, 08:49 PM
155. My DM sux because he won't let me do X.

156. My Players suck because they want to do X.

157. If it's not low magic, it's not real fantasy.
Silverthumb128

09-16-06, 08:53 PM
158. GUNS!

159. New feat that lets me do what 3 levels in a class would do, but twice as gooder.

160. I wanna stat out real people, but don't respond if you disagree.
Pandaemoni

09-16-06, 09:35 PM
161. Can my player do this?
162. My stupid DM tells me I can't do this.
wal9000

09-16-06, 10:10 PM
Nonsense, that's completely absurd.

...now a Sword on the end of a Spiked Chain, THAT I could see...

Perhaps put it on the back end, like a lynxpaw but with a longer chain + spikes. Basically a double weapon that acts like a sword / spiked chain ;)
Seerow

09-16-06, 10:40 PM
Perhaps put it on the back end, like a lynxpaw but with a longer chain + spikes. Basically a double weapon that acts like a sword / spiked chain

I see your double sword/chain, and raise you a sword on EACH END of the spiked chain.

We'll call them...Sword Chucks (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c39/jjames623/SWORDCHUCKS.jpg), yo.
BadCatMan

09-16-06, 10:48 PM
I think you guys might like the Gyrspike, a sword-morningstar.


163. Fighters are overpowered.

164. I want a Half-Race-This-Half-Race-That.
eg Half-Elf Half-Orc, Half-Gnome Half-Halfling, Half-Gnome Half-Kobold...
Bulletproof_Condom

09-17-06, 12:53 AM
165. I wanna start a low-magic campaign.
166. Help me fix my crappy low-magic campaign.
167. No seriously, does Weapon Mastery stack?
Celestine_AutumnStar

09-17-06, 01:39 PM
168. My players are overpowered
169. How do I take away the +5 sword I gave a 10th level Paladin?
Bulletproof_Condom

09-17-06, 06:28 PM
170. Someone just told me 4th edition is coming out soon. Oh Noes!!!1
Watchdog_of_Hades

09-17-06, 06:44 PM
171) I've found a way to kill the tarrasque.
frasmage

09-17-06, 08:19 PM
172. Does the swordsage really get (6+int) x 6 skill points at first level?
173. Where can I find this class?
wal9000

09-17-06, 11:10 PM
I think you guys might like the Gyrspike, a sword-morningstar.


No, the chain must have 15 foot reach :P
Saberus

09-17-06, 11:29 PM
174. anything with rox(xor)!
175. anything with sux(xus)!
176. ANY Thread that is typed in l33t!
177. Any thread that tries to compare D&D (any ed.) to real life
178. almost any thread I post on...
Yaeri

09-18-06, 08:15 AM
179) I have found a trick to get unlimited wishes!
BadCatMan

09-18-06, 10:17 AM
No, the chain must have 15 foot reach :P

Ah, of course. My bad.


180. Permanent True Strike Trick
UmbralKnight

09-18-06, 10:31 AM
181. Anything to do with the terrasque. (I get this purely from occasionally browsing monster's lair).

182. Vampire - Werewolf combo (has recently seen underworld and has taken to refering to werewolves as "lycans")
UmbralKnight

09-18-06, 10:32 AM
Sorry, double post!
Frida

09-18-06, 03:55 PM
183. I want to play a child, what would the stats be? (But I dont want them to be worse than an adults)
zvbxrpl

09-18-06, 06:50 PM
184.) Can my paladin kill goblin infants and eat their gallbladders?
185.) Which is more good, LG or CG?
186.) I made a new elf subrace!
187.) Vampires suck 'cause they're emo.
188.) I hate elf subraces!
189.) What does RAW mean?
190.) Who's Ted the 'Flayer?
191.) I statted out this thing from a movie I like, please come and heap piles of hate on it because you disliked the movie rather than actually give advice on playability.
192.) Eberron is anime because it has airships and so does final fantasy. I therefore hate it because I once saw a single anime I disliked and now I hate anything that is both animated and japanese. (I actually saw this fractured logic from more than three different people.)
193.) Video games are ruining D&D!
194.) The DM is an infallible god and has every right to treat players like dirt.
Berzerker_prime

09-18-06, 07:04 PM
195. What are the stats for a Moonblade?
Bulletproof_Condom

09-19-06, 02:39 PM
196. Is there a feat to make a cross-class skill into a class skill?
197. I wanna play a blind character. How do I get around being blind?



(if we just get to 201, I'll be happy)
Yaeri

09-19-06, 04:23 PM
But what if we reach 1001 and there are still ideas?! :weep:
frasmage

09-19-06, 04:25 PM
198. Where is the duskblade's spell list
199. I have a class idea, make me the class
200. what do you think of my grappler class?
201. whats a good PrC for [...]?

there 201
Celestine_AutumnStar

09-19-06, 04:55 PM
202. Look I changed Monks to better represent what I saw in some kung fu movie/anime
SheerAscended

09-19-06, 06:00 PM
203. Monk ANYTHING (i'm guilty of it) ;)
Chairman7w

09-19-06, 06:20 PM
204. What are YOUR D&D Stats?
Sphyre

09-19-06, 06:48 PM
205. Critical fumbles add flavor/make no sense debates.

206. Kill Dragons with my interpretation of Quaal's Tree Token description! Aren't I creative?

207. Duskblades are overpowered!
swichfang

09-19-06, 07:46 PM
208. Is this new class OP Peach (dont make remarks stating my class is OP)
209. Is this new race OP Peach (dont make remarks stating my race is OP)
210. Why use a bastard sword
211. You said bastard sword
212. What are the stats for the One Ring
213. 4th edition is out and I got the players handbook
214. Can I fight at 0 hp
215. Is there a potion that cures all my hp
216. What is better Druid or Ranger
swichfang

09-19-06, 07:53 PM
217. Crap double post ( so I will waste it alerting you I double posted :devil:)

218. Have a cookie

219. :cookie: