Post/Author/DateTime	Post
rhflyweyr 09-05-06, 02:31 PM	1) create water - forcing concentration checks as 2 gal/cl lands on casters head 2) create water - likewise use at the end of sporting events 3) create water - clearing the table in the tavern 4) create water - for the smell 5) create water - impressing people when you are pretending to go to the bathroom 6) create water + prestidigitation - koolaid 7) create water + prestidigitation - sparkling water 8) create water + prestidigitation - create canada dry 9) light - nightlight for the kids 10) detect magic - find out if david coperfield really is a magician 11) mage hand - passing the salt and pepper 12) open/close - maintaining the 'I didnt touch it' excuse after snooping through someones bag 13) ghost sound - making someone think they backed over your cat 14) ray of frost - when you order a british beer 15) prestidigitaton - when you have to eat at your spouses parents house 16) mending - when the superglue just doesnt get that vase back together 17) arcane mark - "kick me" 18) touch of fatigue - when 'that person' keeps trying to get you to go running with them 19) daze - when you just need people to act 'stunned' about what you just said 20) prestidigitation - when the colors just dont go right
anki 09-06-06, 02:48 AM	21.Mage hand-spanking a womans behind discreetly so she would think it was the guy behind her. 22.Ray of frost-chill your beer in 6 seconds!
I_Strahd 09-06-06, 06:12 AM	my only cantrip is that we stop this thread now. no really. i cant really cast this spell, but the idea is is that we stop it now. or we make it the longest one yet. but it is still stupid. :weep:
anki 09-06-06, 08:45 AM	I think thats the point of it... 23.Mage hand-lift unsuspecting female victims skirt to take a peek. :devil:
Steidas 09-06-06, 09:14 AM	24. Prestidigitation - The old in what hand do I have it? I teleport it to the other hand. 25. Detect Posion - Beer quality assurance. 26. Prestidigitation - Bringing ol' Bibo the goldfish back to life... as an undead! 27. Open/Close - The oldest trick in the world. You're coming through the door, I close it :) 28. Mage Hand - Food fight... slow mo style.
frasmage 09-06-06, 10:56 AM	29. prestidigitation - I don't want to wash the dishes 30. prestidigitation - Who needs to go out and spend loads on professional hair coloring products? 31. Prestidigitation - Make the fruit on someone's plate go bad 32. (in my friend's sig it said this) "I prepare prestidigitation to lick my familiar, why do you prepare prestidigitation?" 33. ghost sound - scare anyone by making it sound like people are crawling through the ventilation 34. ghost sound - You know you've had too much to drink when your glass starts talking to you 35. ghost sound - Who needs to dowload music when you can make it play for free?