1001 ways to kill a kobold! [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 ways to kill a kobold! [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
The_Rouge
08-23-07, 10:12 AM Yes! The maker of the 1001 ways to use a kobold is back!
I will be awarding :cookie: for good 'uns! (by good 'uns i mean Original)

ill start of:
Rocks fall. Kobolds die.
baby_kamikaize_kobold
08-23-07, 10:19 AM force it to look at gnomish supermodels
Kensan_Oni
08-23-07, 11:07 AM Dump them in the Gelatinous Pit of Doom!
Enderlaand
08-23-07, 11:19 AM 4. Cast ring of Blades when surrounded.
5. Magic Missle to the head!
Andorxor
08-23-07, 12:35 PM 6. Wait until he dies of old age
7. Introduce him to belkar
8. Fire
9. Immovable rod
10. Force him to listen to your bard (who didn't put any points in perform) for more than a hour
Oxlar
08-23-07, 02:00 PM Get them to join in a Kum-bai-ya campfire circle while holding hands. Then cast shocking grasp.
Orchomenos
08-23-07, 02:02 PM 12. Nuke bomb.
13. Spike shoe behind the head.
14. Tie him on top of a 12' truck who will pass under a 12' tunnel at high speed.
15. Tell him it'd be funny if he awake the Tarrasque.
16. Teleport him to an extra solar planet. There's 1 chance in 1 billion habitable; if this is the case, sale Kobold-Hunting on Extra-Solar Planets, the kobold eventually die, and you're rich!
17. Cast Grease. In his throat.
18. Cast Prestidigitation. In his brain.
MHolland
08-23-07, 02:27 PM 19. Steal their candles. Make them run around in the dark.
Orchomenos
08-23-07, 02:33 PM 19. Steal their candles. Make them run around in the dark.

They have darkvision... :rolleyes:
roninwolf109
08-23-07, 02:36 PM 20. Fire. Kill it with fire!
21. Two words: Chuck Norris :evillaugh :eek: :fight!:
reaper5081
08-23-07, 03:00 PM 22.Tell it there's candy in the bag of devouring:D
I got a :cookie:
Orenmir
08-23-07, 03:07 PM 23. Boot to the head.
The_Rouge
08-23-07, 03:20 PM :cookie: to Reaper!
also Keep going! ive got a neverendingplateofcookies!:D
reaper5081
08-23-07, 03:33 PM 24.Tell him to eat all the cookies on the rogues neverendingplateofcookies:D
Spikes01k
08-23-07, 03:39 PM 25. Explosive skeet-
Fill 2 size small back pack with alchemist fires. strap one on to the back and the other to the front of the kobold. Have your goliath with the proper fling enemy feats pick it up and....

PULE!!!

Fire Ball spell!
roninwolf109
08-23-07, 03:40 PM 25. Bored Kender + Scrolls of Fireball = exploded kobolds
Der_Erkling
08-23-07, 03:42 PM #25: Tell him theres an ogre behind him. he will either die of overentusiasm or fright.
#26: give him a tower shield fo christmas.
#27: Give him a wand of magic missiles (if hees not a rouge or sorcerer)
#28: Make him smell my feet!!!!

Coockie?
Starfols
08-23-07, 09:23 PM Tell the goblins they've been replaced for the role of cannon fodder.
Chardre
08-23-07, 10:23 PM 30. Show one this thread.
weasel05
08-24-07, 12:24 AM Much like with diamonds the only way to hurt them is to hit them with something equally or higher density SO

31: Hit it with another koblod (there is nothing denser than a kobold)
Orville_Oaksong
08-24-07, 12:57 AM 32. Summon Nature's Ally on his little head. (badger or larger)
33. Dying and aiming your body towards it as you fall.
Colonel Talarei
08-24-07, 12:59 AM use him as bait for bigger lizards
Xan_Kriegor
08-24-07, 03:28 AM (35) Give him something spicy to eat, then give him a flask of alchemist's fire and tell him its water to help cool down the spiciness.
ShinoAburame
08-24-07, 03:40 AM They have darkvision... :rolleyes:
But they're kobolds so it evens out.:P

36. Roll a critical.
37. Wait for them to roll a fumble.
38. Take 10 on attack.
39. Lay your sword in the dirt and push them onto it.
40. Yell "DIE!" there's like a 10% chance it'll work.
bonethug0108
08-24-07, 03:54 AM 41. Upgrade to 4e where he no longer exists.:P

and don't take that comment serious.;)
Grumman
08-24-07, 08:05 AM 42. Detonate
43. Chain Detonate
44. Transmute Rock to Lava
Khadmus
08-24-07, 08:14 AM 45. Mountain Dew all over his statblock.
baby_kamikaize_kobold
08-24-07, 09:09 AM 46 tell him his god is actually a gnome in a costume
The_Rouge
08-24-07, 09:32 AM :cookie: To Xan!
Keep going the neverendingplateofcookies is still here!

:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie:
(Therse more but....a limit of 20)
The_Rouge
08-24-07, 09:34 AM [QUOTE=weasel05;13529476]Much like with diamonds the only way to hurt them is to hit them with something equally or higher density

QUOTE]

Well Thats not hard! :P
Bone_Yard
08-24-07, 10:23 AM Point your fingers in a gun shape at the little bugger and yell bang! the just naturally kiel over.:)
reaper5081
08-24-07, 10:34 AM 48.Dip him in a vat of molten chocolate and give him to my girlfreind!
vaxxus
08-24-07, 02:17 PM 49.Ask him to kill himself 99% chance of sucsess and if that fails...:P
50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P
51.Introduce him to nipper from the commoner campaign

then he'll say 'this isnt even physicaly possible':P

.... :cookie: ??? plz
Spikes01k
08-24-07, 05:32 PM 50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P

That Doesn't seem physically possible!

Oh didn't read past that in the first read.:cookie:
The_Ultimate_Nerd
08-24-07, 05:43 PM 52. Tell him to play D&D. Then, when he asks, how to play, tell him the rules very, very fast. It'll get so confused it'll die.
ryuspearhead
08-24-07, 05:58 PM 53. firewood (use the it as firewood)
54. explode it
55. have it listen to b. spears or n'sync for over an hour
56. pinyata
57. take it to an anime con or dnd con
ryuspearhead
08-24-07, 05:58 PM 53. firewood (use the it as firewood)
54. explode it
55. have it listen to b. spears or n'sync for over an hour
56. pinyata
57. take it to an anime con or dnd con
T_Stalker
08-24-07, 08:30 PM 58. throw him your pouch with 50 gp, do it with a high arc and crush it under the weight
59. cast False Life on it, making it explode by doubling his HP
edit: damn range of "personal", was pretty sure I had something there
60. dump it in a kindergarten
61. pit it against the wizard's snake familiar
Ellaturis
08-27-07, 03:55 PM 62. Have the bard in your party convince the kobold it hates kobolds with a passion and that it wants to kill any on sight. Then hand it a mirror.
T_Stalker
08-27-07, 04:57 PM 63. Summon Belkar
The_Rouge
08-30-07, 12:19 PM :cookie: To Vaxx and Spearhed!

Keep on going!
BunnyMaster
08-30-07, 01:05 PM 64. Cast a modified version of the epic spell Time Duplicate on it and beat it to death with its future self.
Aberlonian
08-30-07, 03:58 PM 65. Glamer him to look like a nice smooth rock. Do so near a hulking hurler.

66. Give him a nice new set of plate mail full of sovereign glue... and a pet rust monster.
Myree
08-30-07, 04:18 PM 67. Cast an illusion on it to make it look like the ugliest female ogre you can think of -- then drop it in with a group of lonely male ogres.
ZimTsu
09-01-07, 02:33 AM 68. Mexican soap operas. Suicide will likely happen.
69. Show him a mirror. Suicide will likely happen.
70. Introduce him to Ozzie Osborne.
71. Take him to a metal concert and throw him into the mosh pit.
Sol_Aedh_Avoth
09-01-07, 07:26 AM 72. Tie him in the hole that an Ancient Red Dragon usually uses to make his "little poo"...
Rania
09-01-07, 02:19 PM 73. Make him eat my cooking.
74. Cast magic mouth on him saying "DnD is teh suxxors!!1111eleventy" and shove it in this forum.
Rania
09-01-07, 02:21 PM 75. Make him look at Mialee.
and if that doesn't work....
76. Introduce him to Ted.
Kazuhiro
09-01-07, 05:40 PM 76. Teach one to read. The very effort will make its head explode.
If that fails...
77. Teach one to read. The amount new knowledge entering its head will make its head explode.
If that fails...
78. Teach one to read. It will be so thankful that it will want to teach the other kobolds to read. When it gathers the children for storytime, it will read the story you gave it-- a scroll on which is written I prepared Maximized Exploding Runes this morning.
Illiden_Nailo
09-01-07, 05:59 PM 79.Cast Flesh to Stone on it, then proceed to chip it away with a hammer until about half of it is gone. Then cast Stone to Flesh on its half chipped away body. :D
smeagol_lied
09-02-07, 03:55 PM 80: Sneeze
Silver_Bulette
09-02-07, 04:18 PM 81. With Kindness!
Ebonarc
09-02-07, 04:24 PM 82. Put it and three more in a room together in a cave. Four narcissistic, angst-ridden maniacs will be along to kill them before too long.
Skyblazer
09-02-07, 04:52 PM 83.1 Breech load Kobold into M136 antitank weapon.
83.2 Aim M126 antitank weapon at Abrahms Tank.
83.3 Depress firing mechanism.

84.1 Polymorph Kobold into Belkar.
84.2(a) Toss Kobold into pit with descendants of desceased kobold.
84.2(b) Show Kobold mirror.

85.1 Con Kobold into killing the parents of a fairhaired youth who stands to inherit an ancestral sword.
85.2 Be grossly overcharged on popcorn in the movie theatre.
85.3 Watch the worst fantasy movie of all time.

86.1 Convince kobold that drinking gasoline then ingesting a match will transform it into Pun-Pun
AshenRoseOfTheWaningSun
09-02-07, 08:15 PM 87. Mix fireseeds in his trail mix.
88. Knock him unconscious and shove a portable hole down his throat.
89. Catapult ammo
90. Cast Remove Fear and tell him the red dragon has cookies.
91. Cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter followed by a Permanency on him. Then watch as his stomach muscles tear him apart form the inside.
92. Invisibility at a country line dance contest for Giants
93. Water Walk and push him overboard in the middle of the ocean.
Hellsbells
09-02-07, 08:20 PM hit it really hard with a bowling pin.
Hellsbells
09-02-07, 08:20 PM 49.Ask him to kill himself 99% chance of sucsess and if that fails...:P
50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P
51.Introduce him to nipper from the commoner campaign

then he'll say 'this isnt even physicaly possible':P

.... :cookie: ??? plz

YAY! Its joe wood!

O and go Stubbs the Zombie style- Beat him with his own limbs.
VulcanStormwrath
09-02-07, 08:27 PM Amnesia, wait for him to go home.

Troll Liquor
Mergnome
09-02-07, 09:05 PM Leave it to its own devices.
TotallyGenericName
09-02-07, 11:12 PM Shove it into a portable hole after putting it into a bag of holding.

Go to the DM's notes and change it so that the kobold you're fighting has -10 HP

Sword. Face. 'Nuff said.

Poke.

Make it attack you. The attack will bounce harmlessly off you and the resulting vibrations from bouncing will kill it.

Are these supposed to be numbered?
Soups
09-03-07, 12:00 AM Step 1: Find a druid
Step 2: find 25 walnuts. hollow them out.
Step 3: find 25 pebbles to fit in the walnut.
Step 4: get druid to cast fire trap on said walnut enclosed pebbles and glue them together.
Step 5: throw bag of 1d4+1 times 25 points of fire damage at said kobold
Step 6: if it doesn't explode, when kobold gets hungry, fun will ensue.

(also works as a nice demolitions tool)
The_Rouge
09-03-07, 02:13 AM :cookie: to skyblaser and ashenroseofthewarningsun? pardon me if the name is not right...

KEEP ON GOING the neverendingplateofcookies is still here!:D

and: Show one this thread. It will likely try out some of the things itself. 'nuff said
Toran_A_Sunder
09-03-07, 02:35 AM 25. Bored Kender + Scrolls of Fireball = exploded kobolds

I'm gonna upgrade this to make it a bit more exciting:

Bored Kender + Rod of Wonder your DM homebrewed for "balance" = polymorphed flesh to stoned purple with pink polka dotted one armed exploded kobold
the_writer_guy
09-03-07, 01:33 PM Inform his fellow Kobold that he is having an affair with a gnome.:P
The_Rouge
09-04-07, 02:53 PM :bump: :D

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The_Rouge 08-23-07, 10:12 AM	Yes! The maker of the 1001 ways to use a kobold is back! I will be awarding :cookie: for good 'uns! (by good 'uns i mean Original) ill start of: Rocks fall. Kobolds die.
baby_kamikaize_kobold 08-23-07, 10:19 AM	force it to look at gnomish supermodels
Kensan_Oni 08-23-07, 11:07 AM	Dump them in the Gelatinous Pit of Doom!
Enderlaand 08-23-07, 11:19 AM	4. Cast ring of Blades when surrounded. 5. Magic Missle to the head!
Andorxor 08-23-07, 12:35 PM	6. Wait until he dies of old age 7. Introduce him to belkar 8. Fire 9. Immovable rod 10. Force him to listen to your bard (who didn't put any points in perform) for more than a hour
Oxlar 08-23-07, 02:00 PM	Get them to join in a Kum-bai-ya campfire circle while holding hands. Then cast shocking grasp.
Orchomenos 08-23-07, 02:02 PM	12. Nuke bomb. 13. Spike shoe behind the head. 14. Tie him on top of a 12' truck who will pass under a 12' tunnel at high speed. 15. Tell him it'd be funny if he awake the Tarrasque. 16. Teleport him to an extra solar planet. There's 1 chance in 1 billion habitable; if this is the case, sale Kobold-Hunting on Extra-Solar Planets, the kobold eventually die, and you're rich! 17. Cast Grease. In his throat. 18. Cast Prestidigitation. In his brain.
MHolland 08-23-07, 02:27 PM	19. Steal their candles. Make them run around in the dark.
Orchomenos 08-23-07, 02:33 PM	19. Steal their candles. Make them run around in the dark. They have darkvision... :rolleyes:
roninwolf109 08-23-07, 02:36 PM	20. Fire. Kill it with fire! 21. Two words: Chuck Norris :evillaugh :eek: :fight!:
reaper5081 08-23-07, 03:00 PM	22.Tell it there's candy in the bag of devouring:D I got a :cookie:
Orenmir 08-23-07, 03:07 PM	23. Boot to the head.
The_Rouge 08-23-07, 03:20 PM	:cookie: to Reaper! also Keep going! ive got a neverendingplateofcookies!:D
reaper5081 08-23-07, 03:33 PM	24.Tell him to eat all the cookies on the rogues neverendingplateofcookies:D
Spikes01k 08-23-07, 03:39 PM	25. Explosive skeet- Fill 2 size small back pack with alchemist fires. strap one on to the back and the other to the front of the kobold. Have your goliath with the proper fling enemy feats pick it up and.... PULE!!! Fire Ball spell!
roninwolf109 08-23-07, 03:40 PM	25. Bored Kender + Scrolls of Fireball = exploded kobolds
Der_Erkling 08-23-07, 03:42 PM	#25: Tell him theres an ogre behind him. he will either die of overentusiasm or fright. #26: give him a tower shield fo christmas. #27: Give him a wand of magic missiles (if hees not a rouge or sorcerer) #28: Make him smell my feet!!!! Coockie?
Starfols 08-23-07, 09:23 PM	Tell the goblins they've been replaced for the role of cannon fodder.
Chardre 08-23-07, 10:23 PM	30. Show one this thread.
weasel05 08-24-07, 12:24 AM	Much like with diamonds the only way to hurt them is to hit them with something equally or higher density SO 31: Hit it with another koblod (there is nothing denser than a kobold)
Orville_Oaksong 08-24-07, 12:57 AM	32. Summon Nature's Ally on his little head. (badger or larger) 33. Dying and aiming your body towards it as you fall.
Colonel Talarei 08-24-07, 12:59 AM	use him as bait for bigger lizards
Xan_Kriegor 08-24-07, 03:28 AM	(35) Give him something spicy to eat, then give him a flask of alchemist's fire and tell him its water to help cool down the spiciness.
ShinoAburame 08-24-07, 03:40 AM	They have darkvision... :rolleyes: But they're kobolds so it evens out.:P 36. Roll a critical. 37. Wait for them to roll a fumble. 38. Take 10 on attack. 39. Lay your sword in the dirt and push them onto it. 40. Yell "DIE!" there's like a 10% chance it'll work.
bonethug0108 08-24-07, 03:54 AM	41. Upgrade to 4e where he no longer exists.:P and don't take that comment serious.;)
Grumman 08-24-07, 08:05 AM	42. Detonate 43. Chain Detonate 44. Transmute Rock to Lava
Khadmus 08-24-07, 08:14 AM	45. Mountain Dew all over his statblock.
baby_kamikaize_kobold 08-24-07, 09:09 AM	46 tell him his god is actually a gnome in a costume
The_Rouge 08-24-07, 09:32 AM	:cookie: To Xan! Keep going the neverendingplateofcookies is still here! :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: :cookie::cookie::cookie: (Therse more but....a limit of 20)
The_Rouge 08-24-07, 09:34 AM	[QUOTE=weasel05;13529476]Much like with diamonds the only way to hurt them is to hit them with something equally or higher density QUOTE] Well Thats not hard! :P
Bone_Yard 08-24-07, 10:23 AM	Point your fingers in a gun shape at the little bugger and yell bang! the just naturally kiel over.:)
reaper5081 08-24-07, 10:34 AM	48.Dip him in a vat of molten chocolate and give him to my girlfreind!
vaxxus 08-24-07, 02:17 PM	49.Ask him to kill himself 99% chance of sucsess and if that fails...:P 50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P 51.Introduce him to nipper from the commoner campaign then he'll say 'this isnt even physicaly possible':P .... :cookie: ??? plz
Spikes01k 08-24-07, 05:32 PM	50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P That Doesn't seem physically possible! Oh didn't read past that in the first read.:cookie:
The_Ultimate_Nerd 08-24-07, 05:43 PM	52. Tell him to play D&D. Then, when he asks, how to play, tell him the rules very, very fast. It'll get so confused it'll die.
ryuspearhead 08-24-07, 05:58 PM	53. firewood (use the it as firewood) 54. explode it 55. have it listen to b. spears or n'sync for over an hour 56. pinyata 57. take it to an anime con or dnd con
ryuspearhead 08-24-07, 05:58 PM	53. firewood (use the it as firewood) 54. explode it 55. have it listen to b. spears or n'sync for over an hour 56. pinyata 57. take it to an anime con or dnd con
T_Stalker 08-24-07, 08:30 PM	58. throw him your pouch with 50 gp, do it with a high arc and crush it under the weight 59. cast False Life on it, making it explode by doubling his HP edit: damn range of "personal", was pretty sure I had something there 60. dump it in a kindergarten 61. pit it against the wizard's snake familiar
Ellaturis 08-27-07, 03:55 PM	62. Have the bard in your party convince the kobold it hates kobolds with a passion and that it wants to kill any on sight. Then hand it a mirror.
T_Stalker 08-27-07, 04:57 PM	63. Summon Belkar
The_Rouge 08-30-07, 12:19 PM	:cookie: To Vaxx and Spearhed! Keep on going!
BunnyMaster 08-30-07, 01:05 PM	64. Cast a modified version of the epic spell Time Duplicate on it and beat it to death with its future self.
Aberlonian 08-30-07, 03:58 PM	65. Glamer him to look like a nice smooth rock. Do so near a hulking hurler. 66. Give him a nice new set of plate mail full of sovereign glue... and a pet rust monster.
Myree 08-30-07, 04:18 PM	67. Cast an illusion on it to make it look like the ugliest female ogre you can think of -- then drop it in with a group of lonely male ogres.
ZimTsu 09-01-07, 02:33 AM	68. Mexican soap operas. Suicide will likely happen. 69. Show him a mirror. Suicide will likely happen. 70. Introduce him to Ozzie Osborne. 71. Take him to a metal concert and throw him into the mosh pit.
Sol_Aedh_Avoth 09-01-07, 07:26 AM	72. Tie him in the hole that an Ancient Red Dragon usually uses to make his "little poo"...
Rania 09-01-07, 02:19 PM	73. Make him eat my cooking. 74. Cast magic mouth on him saying "DnD is teh suxxors!!1111eleventy" and shove it in this forum.
Rania 09-01-07, 02:21 PM	75. Make him look at Mialee. and if that doesn't work.... 76. Introduce him to Ted.
Kazuhiro 09-01-07, 05:40 PM	76. Teach one to read. The very effort will make its head explode. If that fails... 77. Teach one to read. The amount new knowledge entering its head will make its head explode. If that fails... 78. Teach one to read. It will be so thankful that it will want to teach the other kobolds to read. When it gathers the children for storytime, it will read the story you gave it-- a scroll on which is written I prepared Maximized Exploding Runes this morning.
Illiden_Nailo 09-01-07, 05:59 PM	79.Cast Flesh to Stone on it, then proceed to chip it away with a hammer until about half of it is gone. Then cast Stone to Flesh on its half chipped away body. :D
smeagol_lied 09-02-07, 03:55 PM	80: Sneeze
Silver_Bulette 09-02-07, 04:18 PM	81. With Kindness!
Ebonarc 09-02-07, 04:24 PM	82. Put it and three more in a room together in a cave. Four narcissistic, angst-ridden maniacs will be along to kill them before too long.
Skyblazer 09-02-07, 04:52 PM	83.1 Breech load Kobold into M136 antitank weapon. 83.2 Aim M126 antitank weapon at Abrahms Tank. 83.3 Depress firing mechanism. 84.1 Polymorph Kobold into Belkar. 84.2(a) Toss Kobold into pit with descendants of desceased kobold. 84.2(b) Show Kobold mirror. 85.1 Con Kobold into killing the parents of a fairhaired youth who stands to inherit an ancestral sword. 85.2 Be grossly overcharged on popcorn in the movie theatre. 85.3 Watch the worst fantasy movie of all time. 86.1 Convince kobold that drinking gasoline then ingesting a match will transform it into Pun-Pun
AshenRoseOfTheWaningSun 09-02-07, 08:15 PM	87. Mix fireseeds in his trail mix. 88. Knock him unconscious and shove a portable hole down his throat. 89. Catapult ammo 90. Cast Remove Fear and tell him the red dragon has cookies. 91. Cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter followed by a Permanency on him. Then watch as his stomach muscles tear him apart form the inside. 92. Invisibility at a country line dance contest for Giants 93. Water Walk and push him overboard in the middle of the ocean.
Hellsbells 09-02-07, 08:20 PM	hit it really hard with a bowling pin.
Hellsbells 09-02-07, 08:20 PM	49.Ask him to kill himself 99% chance of sucsess and if that fails...:P 50....'rip out his skull and beat him to death with it' :P 51.Introduce him to nipper from the commoner campaign then he'll say 'this isnt even physicaly possible':P .... :cookie: ??? plz YAY! Its joe wood! O and go Stubbs the Zombie style- Beat him with his own limbs.
VulcanStormwrath 09-02-07, 08:27 PM	Amnesia, wait for him to go home. Troll Liquor
Mergnome 09-02-07, 09:05 PM	Leave it to its own devices.
TotallyGenericName 09-02-07, 11:12 PM	Shove it into a portable hole after putting it into a bag of holding. Go to the DM's notes and change it so that the kobold you're fighting has -10 HP Sword. Face. 'Nuff said. Poke. Make it attack you. The attack will bounce harmlessly off you and the resulting vibrations from bouncing will kill it. Are these supposed to be numbered?
Soups 09-03-07, 12:00 AM	Step 1: Find a druid Step 2: find 25 walnuts. hollow them out. Step 3: find 25 pebbles to fit in the walnut. Step 4: get druid to cast fire trap on said walnut enclosed pebbles and glue them together. Step 5: throw bag of 1d4+1 times 25 points of fire damage at said kobold Step 6: if it doesn't explode, when kobold gets hungry, fun will ensue. (also works as a nice demolitions tool)
The_Rouge 09-03-07, 02:13 AM	:cookie: to skyblaser and ashenroseofthewarningsun? pardon me if the name is not right... KEEP ON GOING the neverendingplateofcookies is still here!:D and: Show one this thread. It will likely try out some of the things itself. 'nuff said
Toran_A_Sunder 09-03-07, 02:35 AM	25. Bored Kender + Scrolls of Fireball = exploded kobolds I'm gonna upgrade this to make it a bit more exciting: Bored Kender + Rod of Wonder your DM homebrewed for "balance" = polymorphed flesh to stoned purple with pink polka dotted one armed exploded kobold
the_writer_guy 09-03-07, 01:33 PM	Inform his fellow Kobold that he is having an affair with a gnome.:P
The_Rouge 09-04-07, 02:53 PM	:bump: :D