1001 ways to kill a party using kobolds! [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 ways to kill a party using kobolds! [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
The_Rouge
09-19-07, 06:43 AM Im back!
This time you will figure out ways to kill a party! With Koblolds!
My neverendingplateofcookies is with me!
Same rules as last time! (1001 ways to kill a kobold)

Good Luck!
Andorxor
09-19-07, 06:48 AM 1. Drop 1001 Kobolds on the party from high above
2. Pun-Pun
3. Set the kobold on fire and look how ingnites he the party too
4. Use the kobold as improved weapon
alphageekmattpi
09-19-07, 07:10 AM 5: empty them of all their fluid and hold the pcs heads under.
1337Ninja
09-19-07, 07:26 AM Damn. Someone already said Pun-Pun.

6. Level 3s with epic feats.
7. Reveal that they are actually Shapechanging paragon prismatic great wyrms.
8. Make one of them a wizard who uses Magic Missile to auto-hit an atom, thus splitting it and nuking everyone.
9. Get a kobold Wu Jen casting Giant Size to be Colossal and then splattering everyone.
10. Getting a kobold hulking hurler to throw said Wu Jen at the survivors.
11. Suicide bombers with 500 Explosive Runes on them.
12. Have them pretend to be good guys and stand next to the PCs. Use their attacks of opportunity whenever the PCs take a move action.
13. Fire them from a catapult.
14. Make them into zombies that explode when they die (yay Libris Mortis!).
15. Give them 4 levels in adept against level 1 PCs and say that it was only a CR 1 creature when they want to know why they died from Scorching Ray.
Easalyamusedoldman
09-19-07, 07:26 AM 16:Kobold Bomb!!
chiaboco
09-19-07, 10:14 AM 17: make the pcs play dnd with the kobold as the dm and give the kobold a ugly stick of player beating +2.

dont ask Im bored.
Eminon
09-19-07, 11:06 AM 18. 100 Kobolds with crossbows
19. 3 Epic Paragon Kobolds

Both those scenarios have come up in a game, and both would have been TPK if we'd actually fought them.

20. Kobolds with gliders and rocks. Death from above!
StormKnight
09-19-07, 02:44 PM As the PCs are crossing a bridge, high above a deep chasm, a horde of enraged kobolds charges them - collapsing the bridge with the PCs under the weight.
Zousha_Omenohu
09-19-07, 02:53 PM 22. Have one of them sing the Doom song!

Doom doom dooom, doomy doom dooooooom, doom doom doomity doom doom, doom dododoom doom doom dododoom doom!
KedynCrow
09-19-07, 03:05 PM 23: Kobold Bard with max ranks in Use Magic Device. And two wands of fireballs.

24: As above, but the encounter takes place on a rickety rope bridge high above a yawning crevasse.

25: Fifty Kobolds engaged in a grapple with each PC. Odds are that the zerg rush will kill them.

26: Put the party in a room with a well. At the bottom of the well is a longsword of shock. This electricity will split the water into its component parts...anyone? Anyone? That's right. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Send in a Kobold with a torch.

Can anyone say Hindenburg?

More forthcoming.
savagecain
09-19-07, 03:13 PM 27. run the dragon mountain adventure path.........
annoyinglizardvoice
09-19-07, 04:04 PM Damn. Someone already said Pun-Pun.

11. Suicide bombers with 500 Explosive Runes on them.
i].

Read the Munchkin MM (kamikazi kobolds).
sirwmholder
09-19-07, 04:20 PM 28. Tucker's Kobolds
29. Wash and repeat 28 until dead.

William Holder
SeptimusMagistos
09-19-07, 05:22 PM 30. Have cobolds suspend a giant rock above a corridor. Collapse said rock.
Squidfriend
09-19-07, 07:33 PM 31. Toss as many templates as you can and make them a tribe.
32. As above, only ancient and knowledge of forbidden secrets.
33.Have them living next to a Far Realm node and boom. Death(or insanity) to PCs.:coolcthul
green_girl
09-19-07, 08:51 PM 34. Make the kobold a henchman of a BBEG wizard. BBEG wizard changes the kobold into an attractive female. Make kobold have relations with party members, then reveal that it is a kobold. Party suicides.
adamb0nd
09-19-07, 08:58 PM 35. Have all 1001 kobalds jump similtaniously, throwing the planet out of orbit, resulting in an never ending sub zero winter, eventually killing the players through mass fortitude damage.
shadzar
09-20-07, 12:58 AM ##. taint the kobold with poison as you serve it to the party.
Gryllmyre
09-20-07, 01:42 AM 37. Enlarge party, reduce kobolds. Kobolds climb in their mouths and choke them to death.
The_Sentin3l
09-20-07, 09:08 AM 38. Doom divers. Strap wing to a Kobold and send it off a cliff.
39. Kobold Catapult. 'Nuff said.
DwarfPcfan
09-20-07, 10:39 AM My friend once explained the most lethal use he ever found for kobolds unbfortunetly I can't post it here as it would be against board rules.

I will say this however, it involves 10 kobolds, an elephant and mister Rogers...
RealSorceror
09-20-07, 10:51 AM 40) The kobolds ate my babies.
annoyinglizardvoice
09-20-07, 04:59 PM 41. Make all kobolds epic level fighters (making some goblins level three fighters was enough to scare one of my groups).
Disciple_of_Salsa
09-20-07, 09:05 PM Have the kobolds go back in time and kill the PC's parents
Colvast
09-20-07, 09:52 PM 43. Reduce kobolds, then fire them from different monster's crossbows.
Watsyurname529
09-20-07, 10:57 PM 44. Have a bunch of Kobolds fill a dungeon E. Ravenwood's traps and Kraleck's traps and send the PC's in.
SeptimusMagistos
09-21-07, 05:19 PM 45. Ally the kobolds with squirrels, have the squirrels interrupt all human communication, and kobolds sweep up the remains of a shattered civilization.
savagecain
09-21-07, 11:21 PM 46. make the kobolds level one sorcerers and then give them wands of acid arrow 5 charges each.

cheap (relativly) and you get to use low range attacks to hit touch AC as apposed to reg ac. besides who dosent want to ambush a player group with 5 kobolds attacking from cover and coating the hero's with acid
Generic_NPC
09-22-07, 12:27 AM 47. Build a fortress out of petrified kobolds with contingency spells to return to normal when the party gets to the most central point- kobolds that really know how to bring the house down. A little bit more stylish than just pouring them out from some chute in the ceiling.
savagecain
09-23-07, 04:51 PM 48. build an interlocking series of tunnels in a town that is kobold sized. sprinkle with traps and then run a gorilla war from the tunnels against the party. think of a really mean labyrinth
Malchius
09-23-07, 05:15 PM 49) Dragon Disciple Kobolds with medium size warmaces and mighty wallop:D
50) same as above but make them Kobold sub fighters with levels in dragon Devotee before Dragon Disciple:D

Super Kobolds, GO!!!
Azekial_Archangel
09-23-07, 05:47 PM 51) Have the BBEG enslave some Kobolds, cover them in "make-the-save-or-die" poison, and send them out to hug the PC's and hope the Kobolds don't scratch or use the bathroom before they get there.
TotallyGenericName
09-23-07, 08:23 PM 52) Kobold master trapmaker

53) Give them a bag of holding and a portable hole.

54) Kobold armies. Even if their AC is insanely high, one of the Kobolds will roll a twenty.
IrishRover
09-23-07, 10:48 PM 55. Modern kobolds...with a stick or two of gelignite and Tommy Guns. Oh, yes, and craft (trapmaker)
Thee_Deedly_Drawf
09-24-07, 02:55 AM 56.Pit o Kobold, Party falls into a pit full of half dragon 21 level kobolds with the epic feat fast healing.
savagecain
09-25-07, 12:48 PM 57. kobolds with hat of disguise's kill and impersonate the entire city leaders and pass laws to ruin the parties day
DSCrankshaw
09-25-07, 09:27 PM 58. Have the kobolds surrender to the party. Watch as the prisoner dilemma results in the party fighting each other (http://www.holecomic.com/comic.php?d=20060221).
larry_the_titan
09-25-07, 11:07 PM 59. Ninja Kobolds.

60. The famous trap of the kobold ninja training camp. A pit trap with spring loaded poison tipped spikes at the bottom which launch up when ever some on tries to steal the Necklace of strangulation off the skeleton pinned to the pit's floor. Nobody ever expects a booby trapped booby trap.
sooperspook
09-26-07, 01:32 AM 61. Play the kobolds as Int 10 creatures with a knack for traps the way they're suposed to be played.
The_Rouge
09-28-07, 07:45 AM :cookie: for zousha, 1337Ninja,adamb0nd ,KendynCrow.....LOL!
Keep going!
DestraOtsego
09-28-07, 10:22 AM these actually appeared in our epic-level game
62: Give a tribe of Kobalds engineering and a collassal steam engine of death and bad smells.

63: Epic level Kobald sorceror that polymorphed into a dragon and ordered the party to 'retrieve stolen loot' (from the count's personal, golem-crawling, trap rich vault, no less)
DM-Scott
09-28-07, 04:54 PM 64: Kobold fighters (yes fighters) armed with point blank shot, rapid shot, rapid reload, light crossbows and lots of poisoned darts (statistics for drow poison work well).

65: Big 60ft pit trap filled with oil, hidden by a minor illusion. One kobold readied to toss a torch into the hole after the party falls inside, another kobold redied to cast Web over the surface to make it difficult to get out. Flying would be tricky without perfect maneuverability, climbing is difficult when you're on fire and rushed, casting is difficult when you're on fire and taking damage (for spider climb), and dense smoke causes the suffocation rules to come into play.

66: Twelve kobolds (4 sorcerers, 2 clerics, 6 rogues) between the levels of 1-3 spam grease and silence spells to force a party to be flat footed and move poorly, be unable to cast spells, and lets the kobold rogues with their good speed, great dex, the balance skill, and their sneak attacks to kill everyone.

67: Kobold cleric has lots of little animated kobold zombie tanks, and kobold skeletons, and regular kobolds, shooting crossbows armed with poison bolts (again with the drow poison).

68: Kobolds with blind fight dual wielding blade-whips in a room with a permanent Heightened Darkness spell that the party walked into, only to have the adamantine door be slammed behind them and arcane locked. They're attacked repeatedly by kobold fighter/bards with blind fight, two weapon fighting, weapon focus, weapon specialization, and weapon finesse from 15ft away, while they can't find anyone in melee with them (whips attacking up to 15ft away), and when they do find them they suffer 50% miss chances against them, and the kobolds just move next turn.

The spell-casters likely will not have a line of sight to attack, and the heightened darkness spell is likely a higher level than daylight or any other spell they would use to illuminate the room, meaning it stays dark. It becomes a slow and painful execution by whipping as the kobold fighter/bards sing (+1 attack/damage) and heal themselves if needed.

69: Kobolds fighter/rogues use guerrilla tactics, flaming oils, molotov cocktails, flaming arrows, cover, and traps to take them out the old fashioned way.

70: (This one will be the joke one) Near naked kobold anti Garl Glittergold fanatics charge a party and then activate a fireball single use magic item (which explains why they are near naked, since their NPC gold went towards the 1 use magic item). "Gnome infidels!!"
savagecain
09-30-07, 07:31 PM 70: (This one will be the joke one) Near naked kobold anti Garl Glittergold fanatics charge a party and then activate a fireball single use magic item (which explains why they are near naked, since their NPC gold went towards the 1 use magic item). "Gnome infidels!!"

71. and after the first one swap it up with a wand with substitution damage type on it so it could do acid damage
AffableDoomwalker
10-01-07, 08:35 AM 72. Khornate Kobolds.
Clericalranger34
10-01-07, 04:51 PM 73. Have the party fight dragons that sunder thier armor... then knock them down to 1 hp each..... then ambush them with 30 koblods.....( the party will still probaly beat 25 of them)
The_Rouge
10-05-07, 01:58 PM 73. Have the party fight dragons that sunder thier armor... then knock them down to 1 hp each..... then ambush them with 30 koblods.....( the party will still probaly beat 25 of them)

Reminds me of a game i had. *Sigh*
50 kobolds vs 3 lvl 4 pcs. it was a boodbath. No kobold was left alive. The wizards familiar was stomped to death. Poor thing.
RollaD20
10-05-07, 04:39 PM give a polymorphed kobold a vial of 'peanut allergy causing' poison and invite PC's for dinner in area of anti magic field. include peanut butter bread and insist to them to try it after they eat poisoned food. PC's throats close and they die. kobold didnt poison his own dish:D kobold loots corpses.
RollaD20
10-09-07, 01:17 AM :bump: bump
rauvian_theloadswallower
10-09-07, 04:18 PM hide a kobold miniature in the piece of cake your fat dnd friend is eating
Edwin_Durock
10-09-07, 04:23 PM 75: the only rank 21 deity is a kobald who is now returning and angry with the pc's for their unkind way's towards kobalds.
apathy42
10-09-07, 06:40 PM 76) Give kobolds ability to levitate. Make floor of large room (>60' long) illusory (1st level illusion should be sufficient for this purpose), 60' drop, poisoned spikes at the bottom (maybe include a couple of trap spells as well?). Fill room with "floating disk" spells. Players, in their heedless rush to slay the cowering kobolds, which are levitating at precisely the height of the floor. As a readied action, the sorcerers controlling the disks dispel their spells as the players get into the middle of the room. Players fall to their deaths.
Chardre
10-10-07, 01:05 AM 77) Lure PC's into a room with 50 smoking kobolds. Chances are that they will get lung cancer and die an early death.

78) 1st step: PC's fall into pit trap
2nd step: 1200 kobolds come in after them.
RollaD20
10-11-07, 10:27 PM cmon this is supposed to be incredibly hilarious and fun! :bump:
taradusis
10-12-07, 05:04 PM 79) Read the msrd.Open a portal to an Urban Arcana world and send in kobolds armed with Uzi's and grenade launchers,perhaps include an Apache heliocopter for laughs.
RollaD20
10-15-07, 08:41 PM -sigh- man i just realized how versatile and fun kobolds are...
:bump: have them hurl ditherbombs at the PCs from a tree and whne they die and fall down, have them explode withh all the bombs sovreghn glued to their bodies
Cartigan
10-15-07, 09:31 PM 4. Use the kobold as improved weapon
80) Use the Kobold as a Drunken Master improvised weapon.
Melblen_Cairn
10-15-07, 09:42 PM 81) PCs slaughter all the Kobolds sent enmasse at them and the lead Kobold Sorcerer with a spell called Corpsefire.
The_Rouge
10-18-07, 08:45 AM Thanks for the posts everyone!
Keeeeep on going! Iv'e got my neverendingplateofcoockies!

Why arent there more kobold avatars?
Chardre
10-20-07, 01:21 AM 1) 12 kobold sorcerors with improved initiative, casting explosive rune field.

2) One Kobold with a very high rank in disguise, infiltrates the party and uses the detonate spell to obliterate them.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The_Rouge 09-19-07, 06:43 AM	Im back! This time you will figure out ways to kill a party! With Koblolds! My neverendingplateofcookies is with me! Same rules as last time! (1001 ways to kill a kobold) Good Luck!
Andorxor 09-19-07, 06:48 AM	1. Drop 1001 Kobolds on the party from high above 2. Pun-Pun 3. Set the kobold on fire and look how ingnites he the party too 4. Use the kobold as improved weapon
alphageekmattpi 09-19-07, 07:10 AM	5: empty them of all their fluid and hold the pcs heads under.
1337Ninja 09-19-07, 07:26 AM	Damn. Someone already said Pun-Pun. 6. Level 3s with epic feats. 7. Reveal that they are actually Shapechanging paragon prismatic great wyrms. 8. Make one of them a wizard who uses Magic Missile to auto-hit an atom, thus splitting it and nuking everyone. 9. Get a kobold Wu Jen casting Giant Size to be Colossal and then splattering everyone. 10. Getting a kobold hulking hurler to throw said Wu Jen at the survivors. 11. Suicide bombers with 500 Explosive Runes on them. 12. Have them pretend to be good guys and stand next to the PCs. Use their attacks of opportunity whenever the PCs take a move action. 13. Fire them from a catapult. 14. Make them into zombies that explode when they die (yay Libris Mortis!). 15. Give them 4 levels in adept against level 1 PCs and say that it was only a CR 1 creature when they want to know why they died from Scorching Ray.
Easalyamusedoldman 09-19-07, 07:26 AM	16:Kobold Bomb!!
chiaboco 09-19-07, 10:14 AM	17: make the pcs play dnd with the kobold as the dm and give the kobold a ugly stick of player beating +2. dont ask Im bored.
Eminon 09-19-07, 11:06 AM	18. 100 Kobolds with crossbows 19. 3 Epic Paragon Kobolds Both those scenarios have come up in a game, and both would have been TPK if we'd actually fought them. 20. Kobolds with gliders and rocks. Death from above!
StormKnight 09-19-07, 02:44 PM	As the PCs are crossing a bridge, high above a deep chasm, a horde of enraged kobolds charges them - collapsing the bridge with the PCs under the weight.
Zousha_Omenohu 09-19-07, 02:53 PM	22. Have one of them sing the Doom song! Doom doom dooom, doomy doom dooooooom, doom doom doomity doom doom, doom dododoom doom doom dododoom doom!
KedynCrow 09-19-07, 03:05 PM	23: Kobold Bard with max ranks in Use Magic Device. And two wands of fireballs. 24: As above, but the encounter takes place on a rickety rope bridge high above a yawning crevasse. 25: Fifty Kobolds engaged in a grapple with each PC. Odds are that the zerg rush will kill them. 26: Put the party in a room with a well. At the bottom of the well is a longsword of shock. This electricity will split the water into its component parts...anyone? Anyone? That's right. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Send in a Kobold with a torch. Can anyone say Hindenburg? More forthcoming.
savagecain 09-19-07, 03:13 PM	27. run the dragon mountain adventure path.........
annoyinglizardvoice 09-19-07, 04:04 PM	Damn. Someone already said Pun-Pun. 11. Suicide bombers with 500 Explosive Runes on them. i]. Read the Munchkin MM (kamikazi kobolds).
sirwmholder 09-19-07, 04:20 PM	28. Tucker's Kobolds 29. Wash and repeat 28 until dead. William Holder
SeptimusMagistos 09-19-07, 05:22 PM	30. Have cobolds suspend a giant rock above a corridor. Collapse said rock.
Squidfriend 09-19-07, 07:33 PM	31. Toss as many templates as you can and make them a tribe. 32. As above, only ancient and knowledge of forbidden secrets. 33.Have them living next to a Far Realm node and boom. Death(or insanity) to PCs.:coolcthul
green_girl 09-19-07, 08:51 PM	34. Make the kobold a henchman of a BBEG wizard. BBEG wizard changes the kobold into an attractive female. Make kobold have relations with party members, then reveal that it is a kobold. Party suicides.
adamb0nd 09-19-07, 08:58 PM	35. Have all 1001 kobalds jump similtaniously, throwing the planet out of orbit, resulting in an never ending sub zero winter, eventually killing the players through mass fortitude damage.
shadzar 09-20-07, 12:58 AM	##. taint the kobold with poison as you serve it to the party.
Gryllmyre 09-20-07, 01:42 AM	37. Enlarge party, reduce kobolds. Kobolds climb in their mouths and choke them to death.
The_Sentin3l 09-20-07, 09:08 AM	38. Doom divers. Strap wing to a Kobold and send it off a cliff. 39. Kobold Catapult. 'Nuff said.
DwarfPcfan 09-20-07, 10:39 AM	My friend once explained the most lethal use he ever found for kobolds unbfortunetly I can't post it here as it would be against board rules. I will say this however, it involves 10 kobolds, an elephant and mister Rogers...
RealSorceror 09-20-07, 10:51 AM	40) The kobolds ate my babies.
annoyinglizardvoice 09-20-07, 04:59 PM	41. Make all kobolds epic level fighters (making some goblins level three fighters was enough to scare one of my groups).
Disciple_of_Salsa 09-20-07, 09:05 PM	Have the kobolds go back in time and kill the PC's parents
Colvast 09-20-07, 09:52 PM	43. Reduce kobolds, then fire them from different monster's crossbows.
Watsyurname529 09-20-07, 10:57 PM	44. Have a bunch of Kobolds fill a dungeon E. Ravenwood's traps and Kraleck's traps and send the PC's in.
SeptimusMagistos 09-21-07, 05:19 PM	45. Ally the kobolds with squirrels, have the squirrels interrupt all human communication, and kobolds sweep up the remains of a shattered civilization.
savagecain 09-21-07, 11:21 PM	46. make the kobolds level one sorcerers and then give them wands of acid arrow 5 charges each. cheap (relativly) and you get to use low range attacks to hit touch AC as apposed to reg ac. besides who dosent want to ambush a player group with 5 kobolds attacking from cover and coating the hero's with acid
Generic_NPC 09-22-07, 12:27 AM	47. Build a fortress out of petrified kobolds with contingency spells to return to normal when the party gets to the most central point- kobolds that really know how to bring the house down. A little bit more stylish than just pouring them out from some chute in the ceiling.
savagecain 09-23-07, 04:51 PM	48. build an interlocking series of tunnels in a town that is kobold sized. sprinkle with traps and then run a gorilla war from the tunnels against the party. think of a really mean labyrinth
Malchius 09-23-07, 05:15 PM	49) Dragon Disciple Kobolds with medium size warmaces and mighty wallop:D 50) same as above but make them Kobold sub fighters with levels in dragon Devotee before Dragon Disciple:D Super Kobolds, GO!!!
Azekial_Archangel 09-23-07, 05:47 PM	51) Have the BBEG enslave some Kobolds, cover them in "make-the-save-or-die" poison, and send them out to hug the PC's and hope the Kobolds don't scratch or use the bathroom before they get there.
TotallyGenericName 09-23-07, 08:23 PM	52) Kobold master trapmaker 53) Give them a bag of holding and a portable hole. 54) Kobold armies. Even if their AC is insanely high, one of the Kobolds will roll a twenty.
IrishRover 09-23-07, 10:48 PM	55. Modern kobolds...with a stick or two of gelignite and Tommy Guns. Oh, yes, and craft (trapmaker)
Thee_Deedly_Drawf 09-24-07, 02:55 AM	56.Pit o Kobold, Party falls into a pit full of half dragon 21 level kobolds with the epic feat fast healing.
savagecain 09-25-07, 12:48 PM	57. kobolds with hat of disguise's kill and impersonate the entire city leaders and pass laws to ruin the parties day
DSCrankshaw 09-25-07, 09:27 PM	58. Have the kobolds surrender to the party. Watch as the prisoner dilemma results in the party fighting each other (http://www.holecomic.com/comic.php?d=20060221).
larry_the_titan 09-25-07, 11:07 PM	59. Ninja Kobolds. 60. The famous trap of the kobold ninja training camp. A pit trap with spring loaded poison tipped spikes at the bottom which launch up when ever some on tries to steal the Necklace of strangulation off the skeleton pinned to the pit's floor. Nobody ever expects a booby trapped booby trap.
sooperspook 09-26-07, 01:32 AM	61. Play the kobolds as Int 10 creatures with a knack for traps the way they're suposed to be played.
The_Rouge 09-28-07, 07:45 AM	:cookie: for zousha, 1337Ninja,adamb0nd ,KendynCrow.....LOL! Keep going!
DestraOtsego 09-28-07, 10:22 AM	these actually appeared in our epic-level game 62: Give a tribe of Kobalds engineering and a collassal steam engine of death and bad smells. 63: Epic level Kobald sorceror that polymorphed into a dragon and ordered the party to 'retrieve stolen loot' (from the count's personal, golem-crawling, trap rich vault, no less)
DM-Scott 09-28-07, 04:54 PM	64: Kobold fighters (yes fighters) armed with point blank shot, rapid shot, rapid reload, light crossbows and lots of poisoned darts (statistics for drow poison work well). 65: Big 60ft pit trap filled with oil, hidden by a minor illusion. One kobold readied to toss a torch into the hole after the party falls inside, another kobold redied to cast Web over the surface to make it difficult to get out. Flying would be tricky without perfect maneuverability, climbing is difficult when you're on fire and rushed, casting is difficult when you're on fire and taking damage (for spider climb), and dense smoke causes the suffocation rules to come into play. 66: Twelve kobolds (4 sorcerers, 2 clerics, 6 rogues) between the levels of 1-3 spam grease and silence spells to force a party to be flat footed and move poorly, be unable to cast spells, and lets the kobold rogues with their good speed, great dex, the balance skill, and their sneak attacks to kill everyone. 67: Kobold cleric has lots of little animated kobold zombie tanks, and kobold skeletons, and regular kobolds, shooting crossbows armed with poison bolts (again with the drow poison). 68: Kobolds with blind fight dual wielding blade-whips in a room with a permanent Heightened Darkness spell that the party walked into, only to have the adamantine door be slammed behind them and arcane locked. They're attacked repeatedly by kobold fighter/bards with blind fight, two weapon fighting, weapon focus, weapon specialization, and weapon finesse from 15ft away, while they can't find anyone in melee with them (whips attacking up to 15ft away), and when they do find them they suffer 50% miss chances against them, and the kobolds just move next turn. The spell-casters likely will not have a line of sight to attack, and the heightened darkness spell is likely a higher level than daylight or any other spell they would use to illuminate the room, meaning it stays dark. It becomes a slow and painful execution by whipping as the kobold fighter/bards sing (+1 attack/damage) and heal themselves if needed. 69: Kobolds fighter/rogues use guerrilla tactics, flaming oils, molotov cocktails, flaming arrows, cover, and traps to take them out the old fashioned way. 70: (This one will be the joke one) Near naked kobold anti Garl Glittergold fanatics charge a party and then activate a fireball single use magic item (which explains why they are near naked, since their NPC gold went towards the 1 use magic item). "Gnome infidels!!"
savagecain 09-30-07, 07:31 PM	70: (This one will be the joke one) Near naked kobold anti Garl Glittergold fanatics charge a party and then activate a fireball single use magic item (which explains why they are near naked, since their NPC gold went towards the 1 use magic item). "Gnome infidels!!" 71. and after the first one swap it up with a wand with substitution damage type on it so it could do acid damage
AffableDoomwalker 10-01-07, 08:35 AM	72. Khornate Kobolds.
Clericalranger34 10-01-07, 04:51 PM	73. Have the party fight dragons that sunder thier armor... then knock them down to 1 hp each..... then ambush them with 30 koblods.....( the party will still probaly beat 25 of them)
The_Rouge 10-05-07, 01:58 PM	73. Have the party fight dragons that sunder thier armor... then knock them down to 1 hp each..... then ambush them with 30 koblods.....( the party will still probaly beat 25 of them) Reminds me of a game i had. Sigh 50 kobolds vs 3 lvl 4 pcs. it was a boodbath. No kobold was left alive. The wizards familiar was stomped to death. Poor thing.
RollaD20 10-05-07, 04:39 PM	give a polymorphed kobold a vial of 'peanut allergy causing' poison and invite PC's for dinner in area of anti magic field. include peanut butter bread and insist to them to try it after they eat poisoned food. PC's throats close and they die. kobold didnt poison his own dish:D kobold loots corpses.
RollaD20 10-09-07, 01:17 AM	:bump: bump
rauvian_theloadswallower 10-09-07, 04:18 PM	hide a kobold miniature in the piece of cake your fat dnd friend is eating
Edwin_Durock 10-09-07, 04:23 PM	75: the only rank 21 deity is a kobald who is now returning and angry with the pc's for their unkind way's towards kobalds.
apathy42 10-09-07, 06:40 PM	76) Give kobolds ability to levitate. Make floor of large room (>60' long) illusory (1st level illusion should be sufficient for this purpose), 60' drop, poisoned spikes at the bottom (maybe include a couple of trap spells as well?). Fill room with "floating disk" spells. Players, in their heedless rush to slay the cowering kobolds, which are levitating at precisely the height of the floor. As a readied action, the sorcerers controlling the disks dispel their spells as the players get into the middle of the room. Players fall to their deaths.
Chardre 10-10-07, 01:05 AM	77) Lure PC's into a room with 50 smoking kobolds. Chances are that they will get lung cancer and die an early death. 78) 1st step: PC's fall into pit trap 2nd step: 1200 kobolds come in after them.
RollaD20 10-11-07, 10:27 PM	cmon this is supposed to be incredibly hilarious and fun! :bump:
taradusis 10-12-07, 05:04 PM	79) Read the msrd.Open a portal to an Urban Arcana world and send in kobolds armed with Uzi's and grenade launchers,perhaps include an Apache heliocopter for laughs.
RollaD20 10-15-07, 08:41 PM	-sigh- man i just realized how versatile and fun kobolds are... :bump: have them hurl ditherbombs at the PCs from a tree and whne they die and fall down, have them explode withh all the bombs sovreghn glued to their bodies
Cartigan 10-15-07, 09:31 PM	4. Use the kobold as improved weapon 80) Use the Kobold as a Drunken Master improvised weapon.
Melblen_Cairn 10-15-07, 09:42 PM	81) PCs slaughter all the Kobolds sent enmasse at them and the lead Kobold Sorcerer with a spell called Corpsefire.
The_Rouge 10-18-07, 08:45 AM	Thanks for the posts everyone! Keeeeep on going! Iv'e got my neverendingplateofcoockies! Why arent there more kobold avatars?
Chardre 10-20-07, 01:21 AM	1) 12 kobold sorcerors with improved initiative, casting explosive rune field. 2) One Kobold with a very high rank in disguise, infiltrates the party and uses the detonate spell to obliterate them.