1001 Ways to Know a Campaign is Uber! [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Ways to Know a Campaign is Uber! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Danahan
03-21-07, 09:56 PM 1.) The main campaign villain hits his pet red dragon on the head with a rolled-up newspaper if it growls at guests.

2.) The party's fighter wields a Mecurial Greatsword of Titan Slaying +5.

3.) Random peasants in random villages just so happen to be retired Archmages.
Olav
03-21-07, 10:14 PM When the fighter gets grappeled underwater by an adult black dragon and maneges to kill it armed only with a +1 kukri of speed and no buffs. (happened to my half-orc fighter/cleric)

When Elminster shows up to testify on behalf of your char because "he's not that bad of a guy." (same char)
Seeker95
03-21-07, 10:37 PM 6. Your players write everything in shorthand and use words like "uber" and ROXXORS.
Mattarias
03-21-07, 11:14 PM 7. when the command word to activate your legacy weapon is "Bankai".

8. your character's goal is to ascend godhood. (notice it's not ascend TO godhood...)
SephDragoon
03-22-07, 09:12 AM 9. When you are trying VERY hard to find a creature with more strangth than the party barbarian... OUTSIDE of rage.

10. When the BBEG is shown to be powerful by showing that he knows 9th level spells, and the party sorcerer says, "You know, I would know 8th if I didn't multiclass."
Danahan
03-23-07, 03:48 PM 11.) A party of five heroes takes on an army of 5,000 by themselves... and wins!

12.) Your character goes from level 12 to level 21 in one fight!
Stormonu
03-23-07, 04:02 PM 13) You don't fight ancient red wyrm dragons because they're so low a CR you don't get XP for them.

14) The BBEG is jealous of your character's abilities

15) Your cohort can deal more damage with a single hit than the BBEG
Damior
03-23-07, 06:54 PM Your party dies of old age before the plot runs out
Sajek
03-23-07, 07:05 PM 17. The walls of the PC's fortress are made from artifacts.
The_Basilisk
03-23-07, 07:12 PM 18. The party's Rod of Lordly Might is used as a backscratcher
SephDragoon
03-23-07, 09:20 PM I want to know if some of these are actually true, or jokes... because all of mine are real occurances.

19. The enemy is described as a 400ft tall construct with 12 legs and a head set with two rows of razor sharp teeth, and is shooting blasts of sonic energy out of its mouth, and the response from the party is, "Eh... we can take it." And proceeds to do so, and win.
Anti_Pseudonym
03-23-07, 09:28 PM 7. when the command word to activate your legacy weapon is "Bankai".

8. your character's goal is to ascend godhood. (notice it's not ascend TO godhood...)

For those who don't know, Bankai is the greatest form of whatever weapon is being used by characters from an anime show called "Bleach". I think the intermediary form of the weapons are known as Shikai but I'm not certain. Very good show and a very good idea for legacy weapons. Thanks Mattarias!
Danahan
03-24-07, 12:41 AM I dunno, but the one about going from level 12 to level 21 in one fight actually happened a few years ago in one of our campaigns.

20.) In a battle with the campaign's main villain, the PCs are only required to... hack through the bad guy's damage reduction and inflict at least one point of damage to end the fight. Doesn't sound hard right? Well, I forgot to mention that the villain has damage reduction 92/adamantine...
Fireclave
03-24-07, 12:54 AM 21) (another Bleach reference) When the BBEG utterly annihilates you with negative effort before you realized he even moved. Gives you something to work towards, eh :P
Ariath Ska'Vhor
03-24-07, 01:02 AM 22. When your magic bag of infinite space is full.

23. When it's full of gold, alone.

24. When the party monk does a jump check just to punch a hole in the moon and survives.

25. When the party monk does a jump check just to punch a hole in the sun and survives.

26. When you toss your +10 shocking burst flaming burst keen expansion vorpal murcurial greatsword of speed because it's 'not powerful enough' and 'not valueable enough to sell'.

27. When the character that only took levels in barbarian can cast epic spells.

28. You own your own deity farm.

29. When the characters have been dead for 80 years they can still kill you with a thought, without being undead.
TheDarkLord
03-24-07, 01:13 AM 30. When your players call you up 100 times during the week at both home and work to make sure their notes are right and certain options are available.

31. Then they want to discuss in length certain parts of the Ongoing campaign with you, the DM, who already knows what's going to happen in the future.

32. The players all show up unexpectedly 2 hours early when your kids are settled down for the night and you and your wife are having your "Alone" Time.

I love my players, but sometimes they can be "Too" enthusiastic.
SephDragoon
03-24-07, 09:00 AM I dunno, but the one about going from level 12 to level 21 in one fight actually happened a few years ago in one of our campaigns.

20.) In a battle with the campaign's main villain, the PCs are only required to... hack through the bad guy's damage reduction and inflict at least one point of damage to end the fight. Doesn't sound hard right? Well, I forgot to mention that the villain has damage reduction 92/adamantine...

That doesn't sound hard at all. What, you don't have a magic user? Orb Spells my friend, orb spells. Or for me, a simple arcane strike. Plus it helps I have adamtnine weapons. That battle would be over in a single round.
Naderion
03-24-07, 09:47 AM 33. One player is able to select an epic feat.
Danahan
03-24-07, 04:26 PM 34.) When your character has an extremely powerful Bahamut Scale magically fused to his spine (actually happened in one of our old 2nd edition games).
Danahan
03-29-07, 02:36 PM :bump:
Stormonu
03-29-07, 03:16 PM *Sigh, I guess it's confession time*

35) The party paladin kills a ancient red dragon wyrm (whose had time to buff himself with spells) by himself in a single round. He then grabs the dead dragon's jaws and like a ventrioquist's doll, makes it mouth the words "And I will kill you all" (God, I laughed so hard when I saw that scene in King Kong when Kong did that with the dead tyranno because of this)

36) The monk jumps off a 2-story tall tower to kick a drow mage with a cube of force up - and not only kills the mage, but hits him so hard his skeleton flies out the back of his body

37) The barbarian walks up to the edge of the 1000 ft. cliff, goes "Watch this" and jumps. Then after crawling out of the crater at the bottom, proceeds to kill the BBEG evil guy.
Shallmor
03-29-07, 10:07 PM 38) If your bard plays a banjo and makes his perform string instrument check when he only has rank in perform wind instrument

39) When your Barbarian says "Me go smash heads" and charges into a major city killing the king and the entire city watch

40) when your wizard's familiar is a talk floorboard:pint:
Richmud
03-30-07, 08:51 PM 41: When the enemy creatures never get a chance to stop being flatfooted
Geogoose
03-30-07, 09:19 PM 42. You can defeat a level appropriate challenge with just the ongoing wards/protections/contingincies which are always active.
darkdragonk
03-30-07, 11:17 PM Oakspar is ur DM :bow:

or Pun-Pun, Drizzt, and Elmister wipe ur *ss for u
Mattarias
03-30-07, 11:49 PM For those who don't know, Bankai is the greatest form of whatever weapon is being used by characters from an anime show called "Bleach". I think the intermediary form of the weapons are known as Shikai but I'm not certain. Very good show and a very good idea for legacy weapons. Thanks Mattarias!

yes, it is Shikai. XD haha, being acknowledged just made my day. nice to see another bleach fan here on these boards.

21) (another Bleach reference) When the BBEG utterly annihilates you with negative effort before you realized he even moved. Gives you something to work towards, eh :P

yyeeaah... still, honestly, if it's done the same way (or close enough to the way) it's done in the anime/manga, i wouldn't complain about a defeat so cool. -at least not OOC. :)

^^; eheh, anyways, back on topic:

44?) when DC 100 is achievable by taking ten.
nightwyrm
03-31-07, 01:42 AM 45) Pun-Pun is a legitimate build in your game, and he's the weakest PC.
RorixBladewing
03-31-07, 01:58 AM 46) You decide, as a side-quest, you want to go god slaying.

47) You consitently kill enemies just by dropping your gold on them. (Happened... several times.)
SephDragoon
03-31-07, 08:26 AM 48) You have ever had a party member with low initiative complain he never gets a turn to fight, and all you've been fighting has a CR higher than your party. (This is true... our barbarian didn't even get a turn last campaign to fight, because our fighter one shotted the boss... and then I blew up all its minions)
Cromag
03-31-07, 11:31 AM -When the goal shifts from saving the world to devouring the gods so that you can gain their power and defeat an opposing orrery (set of planes)

-When You have over 10 million hit points and are capable of coming back to life the second you die.... and because of this occasionally die more than once per round in you average type of fight against creatures that make the elder gods tremble.

-When if you don't have the equivalent of 100 million gold you can't get anything worthwhile, so you start trafficking in the souls of nations as your new form of currency.

sadly I have gotten to this point in one game- Loki was delicious
Danahan
08-27-07, 03:28 PM 52.) After the PCs clear out a nearby cave full of kobolds, the town rewards them with the Five Orbs of Creation.

53.) The PCs often tease Halaster Blackstaff, yanking his beard and calling him names like “clothy.”

54.) A red dragon piddles itself when the PCs jump out at it shouting “Boo!”
lunoc
08-27-07, 05:21 PM when your character is so strong that his purpose in the universe is to destroy evil pun-puns, after his sparing match with the lady of pain.
and yes, thats exactly what happened to my wizard, who had the power of infinite improbability, and a tv remote that can turn overgods into pudding
6 punpuns: we will destroy you! old man!
me: aw thats it!! *click*
(pun-puns are turned to frozen beer)
Zousha_Omenohu
08-27-07, 06:57 PM When your monk punches a mountain. IN SPACE!
Alexeduardo
09-16-07, 07:29 PM When your most boring tactic is to TOSS MOUNTAINS
gordonml
09-16-07, 08:15 PM When the mage gets hit by an epic spell and it only takes away 1/100 of his health.
Colvast
09-16-07, 09:13 PM 58.) When your paladin takes out the demon that was supposed to toy with the party with one hit with a quarterstaff.
sessle
09-17-07, 12:12 AM 59.) When the party's fighter asks the DM what the break DC for the planet is.
1337Ninja
09-17-07, 04:59 AM 60. When your Search check is so high you can find 500,000gp diamonds that aren't there.
61. When your Sleight of Hand check is so high you can steal caster level.
62. When you appear in Hell, in front of Satan's throne, and your cleric waves you out the door and takes him on alone!
Cookie for reference.
63. When your Handle Animal check is so high you can train a slug to be an epic wizard as a free action.
Grumman
09-17-07, 06:58 AM 64. When the party rogue has a set of +1, +2, +3, +4 and +5 magical adamantine hacksaws, just so they don't need to bother taking the nonepic magic items. (3.0)

65. When the illusionist pretends to cast Miracle... and the universe listens.

66. When the party transmuter decides to use a Maximised, Empowered Awaken Construct to increase his stats.

67. When the sorceress' idea of going easy on them is not starting the fight with a Maximised Meteor Swarm.

68. When the sorceress deals an extra 15d6 of damage with her Meteor Swarm when casting from hiding.

69. When said sorceress holds off the enemy fighter in melee instead of wiping him off the plane, just to avoid annoying the person she is escorting.

All these ones are actually from games I've played in.

70. When the dwarven defender can't beat his own damage reduction.

71. When the crossbowman can wipe out an entire regiment... in the first turn.
SeptimusMagistos
09-17-07, 06:30 PM 72.) When the fighter can actually intimidate the DM...unless he rolls a natural one.
Stormonu
09-17-07, 06:57 PM When you plan to go 4E because it will scale back on the character's power.

Your characters can beat a 4E 1st level character!!!!
Disciple_of_Salsa
09-17-07, 08:43 PM 74) When your rogue uses sleight of hand to steal his own pants.
Bluehero
09-18-07, 01:03 AM 75)Your character picks up the moon, uses it as a throwing weapon and takes out the sun and 3 planets as a standard action.
76)Your character can take down invisible christopher walken in a fight.
77)Your characters often kill entire pantheons in the span of minutes for fun.
78)You have an armor class in the quadruple digits and an HP mesured in the millions.
79)You have killed someone 50 times in one round after moving 3 miles without teleporting.

And yes, these all did happen near the end of a very long, very crazy god war campaign where all the PCs ended up as level 100 greater deities (And while that may sound like it was really stupid and munchkiny it was actually a ton of fun)
Stardust
09-18-07, 10:59 AM 76)Your character can take down invisible christopher walken in a fight.

Wouldn't that mean the end of the campaign, though? After all, he's the secret end boss of D&D so that must mean there's nothing left after you beat him...
roninwolf109
09-27-07, 07:11 PM 79. When your group plays the same characters for over a year and you've been in two strait up roll initiative combats (death attacks = win).

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Danahan 03-21-07, 09:56 PM	1.) The main campaign villain hits his pet red dragon on the head with a rolled-up newspaper if it growls at guests. 2.) The party's fighter wields a Mecurial Greatsword of Titan Slaying +5. 3.) Random peasants in random villages just so happen to be retired Archmages.
Olav 03-21-07, 10:14 PM	When the fighter gets grappeled underwater by an adult black dragon and maneges to kill it armed only with a +1 kukri of speed and no buffs. (happened to my half-orc fighter/cleric) When Elminster shows up to testify on behalf of your char because "he's not that bad of a guy." (same char)
Seeker95 03-21-07, 10:37 PM	6. Your players write everything in shorthand and use words like "uber" and ROXXORS.
Mattarias 03-21-07, 11:14 PM	7. when the command word to activate your legacy weapon is "Bankai". 8. your character's goal is to ascend godhood. (notice it's not ascend TO godhood...)
SephDragoon 03-22-07, 09:12 AM	9. When you are trying VERY hard to find a creature with more strangth than the party barbarian... OUTSIDE of rage. 10. When the BBEG is shown to be powerful by showing that he knows 9th level spells, and the party sorcerer says, "You know, I would know 8th if I didn't multiclass."
Danahan 03-23-07, 03:48 PM	11.) A party of five heroes takes on an army of 5,000 by themselves... and wins! 12.) Your character goes from level 12 to level 21 in one fight!
Stormonu 03-23-07, 04:02 PM	13) You don't fight ancient red wyrm dragons because they're so low a CR you don't get XP for them. 14) The BBEG is jealous of your character's abilities 15) Your cohort can deal more damage with a single hit than the BBEG
Damior 03-23-07, 06:54 PM	Your party dies of old age before the plot runs out
Sajek 03-23-07, 07:05 PM	17. The walls of the PC's fortress are made from artifacts.
The_Basilisk 03-23-07, 07:12 PM	18. The party's Rod of Lordly Might is used as a backscratcher
SephDragoon 03-23-07, 09:20 PM	I want to know if some of these are actually true, or jokes... because all of mine are real occurances. 19. The enemy is described as a 400ft tall construct with 12 legs and a head set with two rows of razor sharp teeth, and is shooting blasts of sonic energy out of its mouth, and the response from the party is, "Eh... we can take it." And proceeds to do so, and win.
Anti_Pseudonym 03-23-07, 09:28 PM	7. when the command word to activate your legacy weapon is "Bankai". 8. your character's goal is to ascend godhood. (notice it's not ascend TO godhood...) For those who don't know, Bankai is the greatest form of whatever weapon is being used by characters from an anime show called "Bleach". I think the intermediary form of the weapons are known as Shikai but I'm not certain. Very good show and a very good idea for legacy weapons. Thanks Mattarias!
Danahan 03-24-07, 12:41 AM	I dunno, but the one about going from level 12 to level 21 in one fight actually happened a few years ago in one of our campaigns. 20.) In a battle with the campaign's main villain, the PCs are only required to... hack through the bad guy's damage reduction and inflict at least one point of damage to end the fight. Doesn't sound hard right? Well, I forgot to mention that the villain has damage reduction 92/adamantine...
Fireclave 03-24-07, 12:54 AM	21) (another Bleach reference) When the BBEG utterly annihilates you with negative effort before you realized he even moved. Gives you something to work towards, eh :P
Ariath Ska'Vhor 03-24-07, 01:02 AM	22. When your magic bag of infinite space is full. 23. When it's full of gold, alone. 24. When the party monk does a jump check just to punch a hole in the moon and survives. 25. When the party monk does a jump check just to punch a hole in the sun and survives. 26. When you toss your +10 shocking burst flaming burst keen expansion vorpal murcurial greatsword of speed because it's 'not powerful enough' and 'not valueable enough to sell'. 27. When the character that only took levels in barbarian can cast epic spells. 28. You own your own deity farm. 29. When the characters have been dead for 80 years they can still kill you with a thought, without being undead.
TheDarkLord 03-24-07, 01:13 AM	30. When your players call you up 100 times during the week at both home and work to make sure their notes are right and certain options are available. 31. Then they want to discuss in length certain parts of the Ongoing campaign with you, the DM, who already knows what's going to happen in the future. 32. The players all show up unexpectedly 2 hours early when your kids are settled down for the night and you and your wife are having your "Alone" Time. I love my players, but sometimes they can be "Too" enthusiastic.
SephDragoon 03-24-07, 09:00 AM	I dunno, but the one about going from level 12 to level 21 in one fight actually happened a few years ago in one of our campaigns. 20.) In a battle with the campaign's main villain, the PCs are only required to... hack through the bad guy's damage reduction and inflict at least one point of damage to end the fight. Doesn't sound hard right? Well, I forgot to mention that the villain has damage reduction 92/adamantine... That doesn't sound hard at all. What, you don't have a magic user? Orb Spells my friend, orb spells. Or for me, a simple arcane strike. Plus it helps I have adamtnine weapons. That battle would be over in a single round.
Naderion 03-24-07, 09:47 AM	33. One player is able to select an epic feat.
Danahan 03-24-07, 04:26 PM	34.) When your character has an extremely powerful Bahamut Scale magically fused to his spine (actually happened in one of our old 2nd edition games).
Danahan 03-29-07, 02:36 PM	:bump:
Stormonu 03-29-07, 03:16 PM	Sigh, I guess it's confession time 35) The party paladin kills a ancient red dragon wyrm (whose had time to buff himself with spells) by himself in a single round. He then grabs the dead dragon's jaws and like a ventrioquist's doll, makes it mouth the words "And I will kill you all" (God, I laughed so hard when I saw that scene in King Kong when Kong did that with the dead tyranno because of this) 36) The monk jumps off a 2-story tall tower to kick a drow mage with a cube of force up - and not only kills the mage, but hits him so hard his skeleton flies out the back of his body 37) The barbarian walks up to the edge of the 1000 ft. cliff, goes "Watch this" and jumps. Then after crawling out of the crater at the bottom, proceeds to kill the BBEG evil guy.
Shallmor 03-29-07, 10:07 PM	38) If your bard plays a banjo and makes his perform string instrument check when he only has rank in perform wind instrument 39) When your Barbarian says "Me go smash heads" and charges into a major city killing the king and the entire city watch 40) when your wizard's familiar is a talk floorboard:pint:
Richmud 03-30-07, 08:51 PM	41: When the enemy creatures never get a chance to stop being flatfooted
Geogoose 03-30-07, 09:19 PM	42. You can defeat a level appropriate challenge with just the ongoing wards/protections/contingincies which are always active.
darkdragonk 03-30-07, 11:17 PM	Oakspar is ur DM :bow: or Pun-Pun, Drizzt, and Elmister wipe ur *ss for u
Mattarias 03-30-07, 11:49 PM	For those who don't know, Bankai is the greatest form of whatever weapon is being used by characters from an anime show called "Bleach". I think the intermediary form of the weapons are known as Shikai but I'm not certain. Very good show and a very good idea for legacy weapons. Thanks Mattarias! yes, it is Shikai. XD haha, being acknowledged just made my day. nice to see another bleach fan here on these boards. 21) (another Bleach reference) When the BBEG utterly annihilates you with negative effort before you realized he even moved. Gives you something to work towards, eh :P yyeeaah... still, honestly, if it's done the same way (or close enough to the way) it's done in the anime/manga, i wouldn't complain about a defeat so cool. -at least not OOC. :) ^^; eheh, anyways, back on topic: 44?) when DC 100 is achievable by taking ten.
nightwyrm 03-31-07, 01:42 AM	45) Pun-Pun is a legitimate build in your game, and he's the weakest PC.
RorixBladewing 03-31-07, 01:58 AM	46) You decide, as a side-quest, you want to go god slaying. 47) You consitently kill enemies just by dropping your gold on them. (Happened... several times.)
SephDragoon 03-31-07, 08:26 AM	48) You have ever had a party member with low initiative complain he never gets a turn to fight, and all you've been fighting has a CR higher than your party. (This is true... our barbarian didn't even get a turn last campaign to fight, because our fighter one shotted the boss... and then I blew up all its minions)
Cromag 03-31-07, 11:31 AM	-When the goal shifts from saving the world to devouring the gods so that you can gain their power and defeat an opposing orrery (set of planes) -When You have over 10 million hit points and are capable of coming back to life the second you die.... and because of this occasionally die more than once per round in you average type of fight against creatures that make the elder gods tremble. -When if you don't have the equivalent of 100 million gold you can't get anything worthwhile, so you start trafficking in the souls of nations as your new form of currency. sadly I have gotten to this point in one game- Loki was delicious
Danahan 08-27-07, 03:28 PM	52.) After the PCs clear out a nearby cave full of kobolds, the town rewards them with the Five Orbs of Creation. 53.) The PCs often tease Halaster Blackstaff, yanking his beard and calling him names like “clothy.” 54.) A red dragon piddles itself when the PCs jump out at it shouting “Boo!”
lunoc 08-27-07, 05:21 PM	when your character is so strong that his purpose in the universe is to destroy evil pun-puns, after his sparing match with the lady of pain. and yes, thats exactly what happened to my wizard, who had the power of infinite improbability, and a tv remote that can turn overgods into pudding 6 punpuns: we will destroy you! old man! me: aw thats it!! click (pun-puns are turned to frozen beer)
Zousha_Omenohu 08-27-07, 06:57 PM	When your monk punches a mountain. IN SPACE!
Alexeduardo 09-16-07, 07:29 PM	When your most boring tactic is to TOSS MOUNTAINS
gordonml 09-16-07, 08:15 PM	When the mage gets hit by an epic spell and it only takes away 1/100 of his health.
Colvast 09-16-07, 09:13 PM	58.) When your paladin takes out the demon that was supposed to toy with the party with one hit with a quarterstaff.
sessle 09-17-07, 12:12 AM	59.) When the party's fighter asks the DM what the break DC for the planet is.
1337Ninja 09-17-07, 04:59 AM	60. When your Search check is so high you can find 500,000gp diamonds that aren't there. 61. When your Sleight of Hand check is so high you can steal caster level. 62. When you appear in Hell, in front of Satan's throne, and your cleric waves you out the door and takes him on alone! Cookie for reference. 63. When your Handle Animal check is so high you can train a slug to be an epic wizard as a free action.
Grumman 09-17-07, 06:58 AM	64. When the party rogue has a set of +1, +2, +3, +4 and +5 magical adamantine hacksaws, just so they don't need to bother taking the nonepic magic items. (3.0) 65. When the illusionist pretends to cast Miracle... and the universe listens. 66. When the party transmuter decides to use a Maximised, Empowered Awaken Construct to increase his stats. 67. When the sorceress' idea of going easy on them is not starting the fight with a Maximised Meteor Swarm. 68. When the sorceress deals an extra 15d6 of damage with her Meteor Swarm when casting from hiding. 69. When said sorceress holds off the enemy fighter in melee instead of wiping him off the plane, just to avoid annoying the person she is escorting. All these ones are actually from games I've played in. 70. When the dwarven defender can't beat his own damage reduction. 71. When the crossbowman can wipe out an entire regiment... in the first turn.
SeptimusMagistos 09-17-07, 06:30 PM	72.) When the fighter can actually intimidate the DM...unless he rolls a natural one.
Stormonu 09-17-07, 06:57 PM	When you plan to go 4E because it will scale back on the character's power. Your characters can beat a 4E 1st level character!!!!
Disciple_of_Salsa 09-17-07, 08:43 PM	74) When your rogue uses sleight of hand to steal his own pants.
Bluehero 09-18-07, 01:03 AM	75)Your character picks up the moon, uses it as a throwing weapon and takes out the sun and 3 planets as a standard action. 76)Your character can take down invisible christopher walken in a fight. 77)Your characters often kill entire pantheons in the span of minutes for fun. 78)You have an armor class in the quadruple digits and an HP mesured in the millions. 79)You have killed someone 50 times in one round after moving 3 miles without teleporting. And yes, these all did happen near the end of a very long, very crazy god war campaign where all the PCs ended up as level 100 greater deities (And while that may sound like it was really stupid and munchkiny it was actually a ton of fun)
Stardust 09-18-07, 10:59 AM	76)Your character can take down invisible christopher walken in a fight. Wouldn't that mean the end of the campaign, though? After all, he's the secret end boss of D&D so that must mean there's nothing left after you beat him...
roninwolf109 09-27-07, 07:11 PM	79. When your group plays the same characters for over a year and you've been in two strait up roll initiative combats (death attacks = win).