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Fly666monkey 11-07-07, 09:13 PM	It's another 1001 thread! This time, we want the top ways to tell if you're a D&D noob. From stupid questions to stupid people, it's a noobfest! Post away! If you post something good, i might give you a :cookie: and a:ayyyy!: rating!
Hsien 11-07-07, 09:48 PM	Person doesn't want to know about D&D, they want to learn DnD. ( yea I got a serious e-mail about that one time where they thought there was a big difference...sigh )
zzo38computer 11-07-07, 10:30 PM	(I) You kill everything without understanding it, just because you do not understand the rules of the game properly. (II) You thought that how you play is you just roll the dice and if you get 20 then you knock the table over and kill someone with it.
Jamesmay1983 11-07-07, 11:20 PM	3. You try to make a diplomacy check (as a half orc fighter) on a Minotaur that is running right at you.
Wind of Darkness 11-07-07, 11:36 PM	4. You forget to bring rope. 5. You're convinced that the Monk is overpowered. 6. You keep forgetting which die to roll to attack/use skills/roll saves/do almost everything.
Lord QZip 11-07-07, 11:53 PM	7. You think the most powerful spell is Rest of Bigby. 8. You accuse the DM of cheating. 9. You're trying to 'beat' the game and ask 'how do you win?'
navar100 11-08-07, 02:15 AM	10. You take Toughness feat because you want to be tough. 11. You say "I attack! What do I see?" a lot. 12. What's a Player's Handbook? 13. Power Attack and Two Weapon Fighting? Cool! 14. A cleric is only good for healing. Boring!
BarivusTheFearless 11-08-07, 03:55 AM	What's a dungeon? Where's the dragon? What's a fighter type? This doesn't look like a dungeon... (Forgetting to draw their sword.) I charge the red dragon... What happens? "I reach into the fire... What do I feel?"
BarivusTheFearless 11-08-07, 03:56 AM	Excuse my double post. My browser has been giving me processing errors as of late.
Amon_V 11-08-07, 04:18 AM	O: You use Letters instead of Numbers on a 1001 List. P: U Sp3ak M0stl1 in 1337. Q: You've never played anything except fourth edition R: You want to play the Black Mage class. S: You think that being a Bard/Cleric/Psion would be Awesome T: You roll your skill checks with a d12.
gullas 11-08-07, 06:04 AM	when you think you have to roll for your abilys mods with a d6. seriusly one of our players did it few times:eek:
DarthCaedus 11-08-07, 07:17 AM	Oh, it's only a ghost? CHARGE!!! Ok, we killed the ghost, where's the treasure? Wait, you mean that if we die we don't automatically get resurrected? I look into the mirror, what do I see? Oh, you think your dumb little walking stick will save you? Well think again. (Breaks Staff of the Magi over knee.)
lordoftea 11-08-07, 09:49 AM	X you play an evoker with banned schools transmutation en enchantment X+ 1 you play a sorcerer in stead of a wizard 'because they can use ALL simple weapons' (a friend of mine did that when we both just started out) X+2 you think that your character is unbeatable. X+3 you put all your eggs in one basket. And complain when they get stepped on (like a arcane squishy without any form of defence whatsoever.)
GeeBee 11-08-07, 10:11 AM	"I cast spells - don't I get spell resistance?" (no joke)
knightwriter 11-08-07, 10:14 AM	You shoot at the guards who are protecting the city and then wonder why you're killed.
wimpy 11-08-07, 12:05 PM	the party kills everyone in the room but one of the bad guys sets off the alarm. You ask if we can all rest here so you can get your magic missile spell back... And they say Ok.
Tectorman 11-08-07, 12:09 PM	You're a Monk and you unarmed attack a fire elemental. ... Yeah, I did that (my first ever session).
Dog_O_War 11-08-07, 12:23 PM	(it's true, I counted) 43: The DM says "you find some textiles" you then proceed to ask, "can I read them?" (This is my own true first story. After I said that I immediately regreted it; I knew my error. Everyone was only kind of chuckling right then until the DM followed up with "I don't know, do you speak cloth?" 30mins later the game was finally able to continue.)
darkneolink 11-08-07, 01:30 PM	44: you play a CN rogue who proceeds to steal everything that is not nailed to the ground 45: you play a CN fighter who proceeds to beat everything that moves (or not)
Fuzzychan 11-08-07, 02:16 PM	46: You play a LG Halfling Druid who grew up in a dwarf town, is almost completely incapable of completing sentences and has been leading around a baby brown bear for the last 4 levels AFTER killing it's parents. This is actually a character in my current campaign. I find it funny so I let it go. This is his first time playing DnD so he still doesn't really know what he is doing, and yes the party did kill the bears parents only to then take the baby bear with them. I believe the hide armor the druid wears is made from the parents hide... 47: You wonder why it is so hard to find bear armor.
Ariakus 11-08-07, 02:31 PM	48. You think a Waterskin is a magical fire barrier and you don it and run into a fire to cross to the other side of the flames. (This actually happened, I was witness. Our group consisted of all experienced players except one... we had been throwing alchemist fire bombs into a cavern trying to hit invisible and hiding duergar and the whole place was an inferno... so the noob [a large muscle-bound half-orc] said "I put on my Waterskin and run through the fire!" It took nearly 30 minutes to overcome the laughter once the image was in our heads.)
Fly666monkey 11-08-07, 08:35 PM	49: You're a sorcereor who knows all the "Summon Monster" spells
Nived 11-08-07, 09:26 PM	50 "What are all these plus numbers beside my base attack bonus anyway?" 3rd session playing. Last time I have another player help a new player make a character instead of doing it myself. The player didn't explain anything he just made the character for him. Strangely enough even just rolling a d20 and base attack with no Str bonus he was still kicking more ass than the rest of the party.
Rania 11-08-07, 09:53 PM	51. You ask if pants provide an armour bonus. (Nobody did this in our game, but the DM said it: "Pants do not provide an armour bonus.")
Rania 11-08-07, 09:59 PM	...
zenlike 11-08-07, 11:18 PM	52. "Man, I can't believe I can get a Sword of True Strike for like 10k. Sweet! This is so much cooler than WoW!"
BarivusTheFearless 11-08-07, 11:28 PM	53. How am I supposed to roll the die? OR 54. Which one is the D20 again?
jera 11-08-07, 11:39 PM	46: You play a LG Halfling Druid NO I reject this post.
TheFrohmen 11-08-07, 11:43 PM	?) You know your a n00b...if you can't figure out " the difference between a sorcerer and a wizard?" ?+1) You try to play a heavy metal song on a lute. ?+2) They say "phat loot" you ask "can I play?" ?+3) ... if you ever have said "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"...when rushing the undead... ancient red dragons... with only a loin cloth and a spear...with the rest of your party behind you. ?+4) If you have tea bagged a dead enemy (someone actually did that in my game)
Oromis_Shurtugal 11-09-07, 08:11 AM	60: Weapon Finesse Elf Fighter who had a LONGSWORD as a main weapon (rapier as secondary) and even with the rapier, didn't use it. Yes, I did that on my first ever character 61: Bards Rock! they are fighters, rogues AND sorcerers AND they have music! it doesn't matter that they suck at all but the MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meles_Meles 11-09-07, 09:11 AM	62: You buy armor for your wizard 63: "Who the heck would want a 10 foot pole?" 64: You fire a crossbow into melee without any feats. 65: Nobody in the party has diplomacy. 66: You assume that the DM won't kill you because it's your first time.
Asmodeur 11-09-07, 10:10 AM	67. If you enter a dungeon without a 11' pole
BarivusTheFearless 11-09-07, 03:56 PM	68. You do/say (or do AND say) lots of really really stupid stuff to **** off the DM. ...And then wonder why you died 3 times within the same gaming session.
annoyinglizardvoice 11-09-07, 05:57 PM	69. You try to blag your way past some guards (an expect to succeed!) when you have no ranks in bluff, diplomacy or intimidate and have a -2 charisma bonus. 70. No-one in the party has spot.
Owlperson2007 11-09-07, 06:12 PM	If you are me (Owlperson, who played in 1974-79): 71. You play a person who resembles you. 72. You play a person who resembles your best friend. 73. You play a person who resembles your worst enemy. Ad nauseam. Your fellow players end up cutting his eyes out. 73a. You go back to playing 71 and everyone is happy and nobody kicks you out of the group until you start playing a druid who can change into an owl and then they do. If you are Louise (my fiancee, playing 1993-94, 2001-02) - 74. You play a person who resembles your political hero. 75. You play a person who resembles your secret political hero, the one who is a big dirty secret and that you want to make love to and it's too obvious that you are playing HIM and you name him something too obvious and when he marries you he discovers the papers and he's a RED WIZARD OF THAY :weep: and the hero of the campaign setting resembles your worst enemy. 76. You play a person who resembles you and things get back to normal and Owlperson stops crying and plays himself.
Mooncalf 11-09-07, 06:18 PM	77: You think that feats like are good choices. 78: In fact, you believe you MUST take Persuasive (required) because 'my character is supposed to be fairly persuasive'. 79: You think having a Favored Enemy means you're required to attack creatures of the chosen type whenever you encounter them. 80: You have no ranks in diplomacy or bluff, and mediocre charisma, yet you insist on hogging the spotlight in every diplomatic situation (pushing the rogue who did take ranks aside) because you think you can just roleplay through it. 81: You repeatedly declare that you're casting fireball... and is repeatedly informed it's not on your spell list. 82: "What do you mean, 'preparing spells'? 83: After taking your fifth level in wizard, you inform the rest of the party that you'll take a level in fighter next, because you want to join in with the melee. Incidentally, these are taken directly from three players in the same campaign which, amazingly, did not self-destruct. All but the last one survived, too.
Ebrion 11-09-07, 06:18 PM	84. You say "Drow are only regular elves with dark skin, why be afraid?" 85. " Its only some Kobolds" ( My Barbarian was dispatched shortly there after) The first game I ever played in was an epic level game.... too many noob mistakes to mention.
TheFrohmen 11-09-07, 06:38 PM	#84: If you belive your DM that a "elf-dwarf hybrd would be f***ing awsome." #85 If you wait for the DM to include "Vault Dweller" as a prestige/base class.
DarthCaedus 11-09-07, 07:03 PM	86: If you walk into every bar/tavern/inn that you see, just to start a brawl. 87: If you think your ninja can walk on water. 88: If you think your cleric can't die because he believes in God. 89: If you touch a sphere of annihilation, just to see what would happen.
Dragonturtle 11-09-07, 08:20 PM	90. You are convinced that your rod of wonder will get you out of this sticky situation
Zen5887 11-09-07, 10:02 PM	91 - You make a ranger with 8 wisdom 92 - You make a rouge with no ranks in slight of hand 93 - The swash you spent hours and hours making struggles to do 30 damage when the fighters in your party are doing 100s
Heroic_Ezekial 11-09-07, 11:35 PM	You decide to "pimp out" your super-awesome premade sorceress that you got at DnD gameday buying a warhorse and leather armor then charging into battle so your horse can attack then asking why you have to roll 5 D20's when you want to cast magic missile. (this actually happened) You ask "which dice do I have to roll?" for the 1000th time, get knocked out, and wake up wondering "Hey, maybe it was the D20!" You bug the DM about every little thing that crosses into you conscious mind.
Dog_O_War 11-10-07, 09:40 AM	95: you continually call a rogue a 'rouge' despite having played since the start of 3rd ED.
JimProfit 11-10-07, 06:35 PM	96: You play a sorcerer because more spells-per-day=win. 97: You choose a monk and act like Bruce Lee. 98: You think all rogues are chaotic and or evil. 99: Demons are just devils who are less pleasent to look act. (But more sexual, go figure)
Oromis_Shurtugal 11-11-07, 06:01 AM	100: You call your entire party cowards and then run away from the fight because you are on 2 HP It happened 2 sessions ago. A CS (chaotic STUPID) halfling rogue did it. My swashbuckler got knocked down to -1 in the same battle buti didn't complain...
CheesieM0nkies 11-11-07, 07:19 AM	101. You dont actually take turns, you wait for the DM to say ALRIGHT IF YOUR DONE WAITING YOU CAN GO! and then look up in the book what a grapple does 102. You ask why you cant dual wield greatswords 103. You make every NPC level 20 because there cool and you dont want them to die 104. You use the words "Hes immune to it" A LOT - especially on humans 105. The only build you've ever done is a dwarf with an 18 on con and his on spell prepared is "Bears Endurance" 106. You try a bard for "Something interesting" 107. You start an epic campaign with three metagamers and decided since your too lazy to figure out there starting cash tell them to "buy what they want - no restrictions" 108. You design artifiacts for the players cause you want them to think your good at dnd. ARtifiacts that grant -permanant increase to huge size -4x str SCORE to damage with power attack -harm (CL 20) at will -permanent spell storing with infiflict critical wounds -hardness (didnt specify how much, just said hardness) -use of greatcleave even if you dont kill teh target 109. Your PCs are whipping your railraoding plot at level 12 so you make them fight an EVIL GOLD DRAGON GREAT WYRM for 3 rounds before a level 20 fighter teleports in to help them 110. You dont want to roll your sorcerer NPCs hp so you just give him a thousand 111. The PCs arenet following your adventure so you make a level 20 talking rat flying a spaceship drag them to the next town 112. You paly a ranger who tortures animals 113. Your last boss is an aristocat king who dual wields steriod syringes 114. You make the PCs fight of 10,000 level 15s when the PCs are level 10 and decide your too lazy to make all the attack rolls and assume the PCs would do it eventually 115. You scream so loud that the neighboors hear you whenever the DM rolls a one 116. You think a natural 20 on a move silently check means that a fighter in full plate, untrained with 8 dex and TWO tower sheilds could sneak past a level 20 rogue I did not make up any of the above. If reading any of the above gives any serious heart damage from seeing how horrible DMs my group has had, please consult your doctor
Owlperson2007 11-11-07, 08:10 AM	117. You spell rogue rouge. Not mentioning any names BUT...
dankster1221 11-11-07, 10:59 AM	118. Continually giving the DM the "deer in the headlights" look when asked to roll a d20. 119. Continually giving the DM the "deer in the headlights" look when asked to do anything except roll a d20. And this person had been playing with me for almost3 years 120. Casting fly to peer into the third story window of a giant stronghold then wondering why you had a 10' boulder thrown at you. 121. Creating a Ranger with a Wisdom of 11 and no ranks in Listen or Hide at 5th level (guilty on this one, this guy routinely got lost in his own forest), but he was my first D&D character in over seven years) 122. When your 9 year old brother-in-law who has never played D&D before in his life creates a 1st level fighter that could kick a 10th level fighter's arse.
BarivusTheFearless 11-11-07, 11:13 AM	123. Buying a +2 Lemur and teaching it "Guard" 124. The DM makes you leave your lemur on the boat becuase you didn't mention that the lemur followed you off the boat, and he doesn't let you swim back out to the boat despite your high proficiency at swim. And doesn't let you even roll for it. And just says "It's gone. And you can't get it back." And then he laughs. Just to spite you. so you are continuously going to animal sellers in every single town and asking if they have Lemurs for sale. You do this for the rest of the game.
TheFrohmen 11-11-07, 11:54 PM	125. You try to make the DM include Zombies in every game. 126. You have never even thought of reading Dragonlance. 127. You think that D&D came up with the non-whimsy elf (aka the Tolkien elf).
Lazzmaniandevil 11-12-07, 12:46 AM	128. You want your bard to use his drums to inspire competence on the rogue's move silently 129. "I have a 1 for initiative, does that mean I go first ?" 130. You are the DM and one of your player has convinced you to let his 1st level character have a +5 holy flaming sword of undead bane, because he wrote a justification for it in his character's background
Endertheldon 11-12-07, 10:22 AM	131: After earning a new pair of magical boots from the treasure to replace your old ones, you ask if you can put boots in your backpack (if you have asked this, it also makes you a noob in life). 132: Etching the following sentence into your current weapon: "If lost and not found, please return to XXXX."
Tectorman 11-12-07, 03:19 PM	64: You fire a crossbow into melee without any feats. Guilty.:blush:
pigknight 11-12-07, 04:26 PM	133. You wonder who Drizzit Do'Urden is. 134. You make a drow ranger/fighter/barbarian and give him two-weapon fighting and scimitars and then wonder why people are harassing you (guilty).
DM_Shonuff 11-12-07, 04:56 PM	135. You ask the DM " Where's the cheetos?" while he's playing. 136. You ask "Where's the Mountain Dew?" 137. You look over at the dwarf player and ask " which one are you? Sneezy? Grumpy?" 138. You stack your dice into a single column(d4 on top), then have to get everyone's attention at the table to look at your "ever so original idea" and nod like a goof at your accomplishment. 139. You wonder why your NG cleric can't just "take control of the undead and send them back to it's master to eat their face." 140. You think that the game we're playing doesn't sound like anything your mom or dad told you about, and we're not worshipping satan and the Monster manual isn't a summoning book...and we're at a table, not in the sewers. 141. You ask how come all the people around the table are talking normal and not all "forsooth, and thee and thou." 142. You wonder why everyone is talking about some strange creature thing in a corridor you can't see, and no one has yet to turn on the computer and log into any game to show you. 143. You ask if there is a monthly subscription. (and the DM says "not yet, wait till 4th edition")hehehe 144. You get excited reading cool 1st level magic spells in the player's handbook and say "Cool you can do that?!?!" 145. You ask "When do i get a machine gun?" 146. You say "Tinder? Flint? Bah, I pull out my lighter, stupid!" 147. You say in game "Man this wagon sucks..it's only 2 horsepower and the windows are not automatic. 148. You say "Don't you guys walk around town in all black and makeup and play this by throwing rock paper and scissors?" (LARP jab)
Etarnon 11-12-07, 05:21 PM	149. You cast Fireball onto the orcs fighting your party 10 feet in front of you. 150. You cast another fireball at the party after they try to gank you for trying 149. 151. You ask to play a Chaotic Neutral PC, so that "I can do anything I want." 152. You think that roleplaying consists of saying "I swing." 153. You think that describing your character consists of listing their gear. 154. You seek out "A +9 Sword versus ogres." 155. As a squire you call for your warhorse, and get ****** off to the max, when he doesn't show immediately. 156. You cast find familiar, and after realizing it will take a day or more, decide screw this, and buy a regular cat. 157. After the regular cat bails, you ***** about how "This is a really ******-up game, and you suck as a DM." 158. As a DM, you make puzzles with ONE solution, and will sit for a whole game until players solve it. 159. You don't allow players to roll INT checks to solve 158 either. 160. Your best ideas for pcs come from movies about serial killers. 161. You have named a character "Skull-******, Sheep-******", or similar. 162. When told that your pc has gone to -11 HP, and is dead, you say, "Okay what do I roll?" 163. When told "Giant, multi-ton blocks of stone fall from nearby buildings during the earthquake, your action is "Hold my shield overhead to block." 164. You get the bright idea "Poke the dragon in the eye with the spear, to see if he's really asleep, or only faking." 165. When confronted in a tavern by a guard, looking for "Wanted criminals" you exclaim, "He's a tool of evil! Slay him!" 166. Hanging from the noose the next day, your last IC words are "I'm making a character just like this, and coming back to kill all you bastards, like clint eastwood in that one movie."
Etarnon 11-12-07, 05:24 PM	167. You ask "Gygax Who?" 168. As DM, You TPK the part in the first encounter of the campaign, ambushed by tigers from the trees, no spot roll, with 3 party members going down on round 1, and the rest on round 2. One party member gets to draw his sword, and inflicts 1 HP on one tiger (as he expires). 169. You run the above encounter as planned "so that the players would realize the jungle is dangerous." 170. When told by veteran players to "fix the party being dead", your solution is "Scrolls of raise dead appear floating in mid air above you." 171. You confuse the words "Campaign" and "Scenario." 172. You confuse the word "Level" 173. You request that the DM roll on the Wandering Damage Chart "Because you are bored." 174. You confuse the word "Dungeon" with "Castle" 175. You ask to play, spend two hours rolling a chararacter, then leave, because "Your regular game is starting in the next room." 176. You ask if you get XP for getting the DM a bag of chips, pizza, or a drink. 177. You ***** that you want your PC to be an Assassin base class from the get-go, and it's not a 1st ed Game. 178. You don't know what an NPC is. 179. You don't know how to figure out your own AC. 180. You cast ground zero Fireball on yourself, and then "Try to dodge it."
sacerd 11-12-07, 07:28 PM	181: You ask how much MDC your magic sword does.
Ariakus 11-13-07, 09:52 AM	95: you continually call a rogue a 'rouge' despite having played since the start of 3rd ED. 117. You spell rogue rouge. Not mentioning any names BUT... I have to say I agree. I'm not sure it's a typo in this case, but there seems to be a cult of some kind running around calling rogue's the color of rouge...I'll call them the Rouge Cult of Rogue's, they're Hide skills are low because of the deep Rouge robes they wear, but lookout for the sense of fashion...
Veronus 11-13-07, 10:06 AM	#182 You ask the Bard if she takes requests... #183 You think Tom Hanks and Christopher Makepeace Invented D&D and died from it. #184 You Create a Rogue and name him "Snails" #185 You think Gygaxian is an arcade game #186 You trade your Aspect of Tiamat Mini for a Wood Elf Ranger Mini Drum roll please....... You know your a noob if....... #187 You think a Dungeon Masters Screen is so the DM doesn't have to share his cheetos...
Fly666monkey 11-19-07, 05:07 PM	#188: You repeatedly chuck your dice at the DM's face and then wonder what the shotgun's for.
Tanel 11-19-07, 08:45 PM	*Snip* Drum roll please....... You know your a noob if....... #187 You think a Dungeon Masters Screen is so the DM doesn't have to share his cheetos... ..........................You mean it's NOT?!?!?!?!?! :P
lordoftea 11-20-07, 02:14 PM	189 if you want to play a warmage in an intruige/thievery campaign (actually happend)
fudgethepolice 11-20-07, 03:54 PM	You miss a game because you have to do things with your girlfriend.:eek: You would rather play sports than play RPGs.:( You think you don't need the players handbook to play D&D.:mad: You use little icons like these :embarrass :P ;) in forums. And many more!:)
metalmayhem80110 11-20-07, 06:14 PM	To the above poster... I don't need a PhB to play, I've got it all memorized :P This is 193 I believe.... 193) After being told not to move, and being surrounded you say "It's ok, I'm just reaching in my jacket for a potion." We had a player do this... He had ridiculously high rolls so he didn't manage to die earlier, but there was no coming back from this.
YamiShinobi 11-20-07, 06:55 PM	i have racial ability score mods memorized for the following races high elves drow tieflings aasimaars dwarves duergar githzerai catfolk (only ability adjustments) orcs half orcs humans (no subraces) half elves i also memorized all phb class hd rogue/bard d6 barbarian d12 fighter/paladin d10 ranger/druid/cleric/monk d8 wizard sorcerer d4 skill points rogue 8 ranger/bard 6 monk/druid/barbarian 4 wizard/sorcerer/paladin/ figther 2 i also memorized the rogues class skills ( i usally play one of these in some way, i know some fairly powerful not so broken builds that involve rogue as a base, a rogue 11/ assassin 9, maxed out sneak attack and stealth (11 d6, bab 14, death attack, a few spells for further aid)) Rogue 4, sorcerer 6, arcane trickster 5, assassin 5 (sneka attack+8 d6, +2 against poisons, death attack, improved uncanny dodge, cast as 11th level sorcerer, 11bab, it can hit sometimes, make darkness a spell, study the foe for 3 rounds and sneak attack them, i used human for both, started with combat reflexes and improved intiative, got weapon finese at level 3, and both these chars were hard hitters, (with single shortswords) both were houseruled out the wazoo though, darkvision 60 feet, immune to poisons and illnesses, could not age past thier respective ages, +2 dex -2 Str ( raised ac and allowed better weapon finessing, with human base, they hardly were worth any l.a. plus 2 any ability, minus 2 to any other, the darkvision and imunities came from thier divine heritage, "cat god", for racial bonuses, i choose, listen, spot, hide and move silently, this essentially turned it into a new race with l.a. +1, la buyoff at level 5 (started 2 levels lower and caught up after 1 encounter against some boss creature of some sort, i applied sneak attack damage to magic missles from behind the creature, from 20 feet away, ranged attack rule for sneak attack is 30 feet away, the guy said it also applied to ranged spells, the arcane trickster did this, the boss had 16 hit die, 12 class levels, plus the ogres giant 4 hit die an la+5 an ogre 12th level barbarian, the guy was taking 10 damge a round from the trickster, and 20 per round from the assassin, they may have been neutral evil, but the evil only applied to mischief, trickery and other petty evils, and allowed for the assassin class, i played both at one time.)
dankster1221 11-20-07, 08:48 PM	You miss a game because you have to do things with your girlfriend.:eek: Define "things"...
Alastar 11-20-07, 10:04 PM	Yamishinobi while interesting in a certain way.... what did your post have to do with ANYTHING everyone in this thread said? 194: You are the newly appointed DM of the campaign, with your newfound power, the only thing you find to do is: lightning strikes you down, you all die (it was a jest, but heck, we were all so young!) 195: You think that dexterity applys to damage with ranged weapons, heck, strengt does!! 196: You think that base attack bonus applys to damage, heck, strenght does too!!! Yeah..... 3 edition wasn't our strongest suit....
weasel05 11-20-07, 10:42 PM	79: You think having a Favored Enemy means you're required to attack creatures of the chosen type whenever you encounter them. I hate theses guys 80: You have no ranks in diplomacy or bluff, and mediocre charisma, yet you insist on hogging the spotlight in every diplomatic situation (pushing the rogue who did take ranks aside) because you think you can just roleplay through it. And this is me but I wouldnt have to if the guy with high charisma and ranks in diplomacy had any idea on how to talk to people which brings me too 197: you walk up to a guard and say "where's the secret entrance to the kings chamber" and expect not to arouse suspicion just because you have ranks in diplomacy and gather information
Tanel 11-20-07, 10:52 PM	I don't think we covered this one yet. 198) You ask, "So do we get to fight a dragon now?" in all seriousness, and you're 1st level.
Toran_A_Sunder 11-20-07, 11:43 PM	199: "magic missle?! thats a sucky spell! it only does a d4!"
ArchmageJ 11-21-07, 12:03 AM	200. you (and your party) attack a courrier, only to discover after you get his package that noone in the party can read. :D :embarrass (I was playing a barbarian at the time)
stargate525 11-21-07, 12:27 AM	201: You are constantly amazed that people who have played 2-3 times a month for several years can locate topics in book simply by memory. (I can get within 5 pages on PHB, PHB II, and DMG. Great party trick for the new players. ;) )
Ariakus 11-21-07, 08:32 AM	Yamishinobi while interesting in a certain way.... what did your post have to do with ANYTHING everyone in this thread said? Ummm, I memorized the multiplication table by the time I was 6, is this one of the 1001 ways to tell if you're a noob in D&D?
weasel05 11-21-07, 05:48 PM	202: in your first level characters background you have allready killed a Colossal Red Dragon, despite the fact that in the first fight in game you run from a bugbear
Kilrak 11-22-07, 12:05 AM	203 : Forgetting that a fighter does not swim well in field plate mail... 204 : Running past the rogue to get to the treasure first...unfortunately, tripping the trap that sends 30d6+2(per round poison) crossbow bolts thru the air... 205 : Why does that big pile of bones have glowing red eyes? 206 : Oooo, look at all those flags! (battle standards of an orc invasion force numbering about 500......)
Ultima0071 11-22-07, 12:17 AM	207: Wait, so you're telling me this doesn't involve a computer and World of Warcraft? 208: So, you guys are all only level 17? And what, you've been playing in this group for 3 years?! I'm out... 209: Wwwhat...you mean my level 1 paladin died...forever? But I worked so hard! Jeez, you're so mean! 210: NO! I won't die and give up my character! Stupid DM! He works what, only 5 hours a day on our dungeons. Pfft!
Silverclaw 11-22-07, 02:52 PM	211: You attack the Gazebo...
Leo 11-23-07, 06:49 AM	I hate theses guys And this is me but I wouldnt have to if the guy with high charisma and ranks in diplomacy had any idea on how to talk to people which brings me too 197: you walk up to a guard and say "where's the secret entrance to the kings chamber" and expect not to arouse suspicion just because you have ranks in diplomacy and gather information You would be admired with the amount of people who consider this "good playing". 212:You are a cleric with all your spell ready, enchanted weapons, and you can't think of a better strtegy for your turn than full defense action.