Post/Author/DateTime	Post
aramilcaelvan 01-22-07, 07:02 PM	Sorry if this was around before, but I just thought of a really good one. 1. You sign emails with your character's name.
darkdragonk 01-22-07, 07:06 PM	2. Your posting on these boards:D
Label 01-22-07, 07:11 PM	3. Your vanity car plate read as "IROLL20"
Altar_Boy 01-22-07, 07:14 PM	4. In wintertime, you constantly confuse "gloves and toque" with "gauntlets and helmet." 5. You start seeing your house in 5X5 squares, and in an effort to save time, consciously make 'diagonal' moves.
DmofAlterak 01-22-07, 07:24 PM	6. The 1st D&D movie bugs you like crazy because they made it so bad.
Dm_Farble 01-22-07, 07:25 PM	7. Your password is your first familiar/animal companion. 8. You get people to call you by your character name Btw, my druids name is farble. If anyone needs to email me its dm_farble@yahoo.com :D
Fullmetal_Alchemist 01-22-07, 07:32 PM	9. When you lose your girl-friend (JOKE!) 10. When kids and/or other people start to pick on you. 11. When you start yelling "I attack the darkness with Magic Missile" or yell at someone "Lightning Bolt!" 12. (I actully did this) When you start calling people you hate "Troglodytes."
SephDragoon 01-22-07, 07:37 PM	13. When you catch yourself telling D&D jokes and/or Understanding them and laughing.
stargate525 01-22-07, 07:43 PM	14. When you watch a fight scene in a swashbuckling/fantasy movie and think to yourself *hit hit miss miss dodge bonus higher ground ooh a bull rush hit hit CRITICAL FAILURE!*
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 01-22-07, 07:47 PM	15) You Stat out all your friends.
jollythehappyminotaur 01-22-07, 07:57 PM	16.)when you laugh at a joke on this forum. 17.)when you laugh at all the jokes on this forum. 18.)when you stat everyone you know family, friends, and teachers 19.)when you tell your gf not to call you on friday nights because you would rather talk to elven cleric women than her. 20.)when you go to the store friday morning and buy 5 bags of funoins and 5 bottles of MD
LifeIshFun 01-22-07, 07:58 PM	21- (I do this) When you fire imaginary arrows from imaginary bows at friends and roll imaginary D20's, then asking for their AC 22-Sign your papers at school with your character's name and/or your character's level 23- When you begin to suspect your elderly teacher is a Lich
Dm_Farble 01-22-07, 08:33 PM	24- When you look at every single one of the posts on this forum and say, "You mean you DONT do that?" Seriously, I look at all these and think, Normal, normal, normal normal, normal... etc. God me and my friends are nerds :D
Davith Bothain 01-22-07, 08:40 PM	25. You have named your pet after an in-game character (Barnabas of Jhom, now generally referred to as "Barnaby Jones" for simplicity's sake and to avoid stares atop awkward explanations). 26. The majority of your nights are concluded with a satisfied grin at the encounter you've put together directly preceding the shock of realizing you have only three hours before you must get up. 27. You occasionally stage tournament-style competitions with the characters you've styled after all your peers to determine the most optimized acquaintance. 28. You cheat in the above competition and give your avatar three more levels than everyone else. 29. You have recurring dreams where you can clearly distinguish actual statistics being cited by your dream companions. 30. In the above dreams you are Patsy watching as your masters fight the Rabbit of Caerbannog. 31. You mock LARPers with a smug sense of superiority. 32. You hate Byron Hall. 33. You have gone on official public record hating Byron Hall. 34. You have gone on official public record hating Byron Hall, indicating forced retribution involving mongeese (see sig). 35. Your first thought at seeing a rendering of a beautiful nude elven woman brandishing a two-handed blade is "Elves can't wield greatswords...".
Dm_Farble 01-22-07, 08:43 PM	Lmao on 35. Good job.
IrishRover 01-22-07, 10:44 PM	Who says Elvin women can't use greatswords? (but when they're weilding them one handed--then be a bit concerned...)
Davith Bothain 01-22-07, 10:47 PM	Who says Elvin women can't use greatswords? (but when they're weilding them one handed--then be a bit concerned...) Here (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=692629). Enjoy. Don't spend all night catching up: it took me days to get through it all.
WhiteRaven810 01-23-07, 01:02 AM	35. Your first thought at seeing a rendering of a beautiful nude elven woman brandishing a two-handed blade is "Elves can't wield greatswords...". :clap: 36. You find yourself using the differnce between an Intelligence of one, an Intelligence of zero, and not having an intelligence score to explain why inanimate objects, such as say, a table, can't be called stupid, to people who don't play D&D. Guilty of this by the way. 37. You pass the time at work writing out dungeon crawls in your head. Guilty of this too. 38. You blow great portion's of your pay check on supplment's and dice. Yet again, guilty. 39. You fear cats because they have a one in four chance of being able to kill you, even if you are carrying a large mace. 40. You believe you have a "magic coin" that allow you to stay in an inn indefinately, even when your tavern is actually a mental hostiple. 41. You go to work and attack a co-worker with a home made katana.
SKAMBANKT 01-23-07, 02:24 AM	42. You stay up all night, posting on this forum, because "sleep is overrated". (So, so tired now) 43. You punish your dice when you make a bad roll. 44. You look under the couch for the Dice-Monster before playing. 45. You fantazise about fire-balling your boss. I am guilty of all of the above:D
Ariath Ska'Vhor 01-23-07, 02:42 AM	46. The only thing you ever talk/think/write about or make pictures of is D&D based. Guilty. 47. Your spare time is filled with either constantly frequenting at least three D&D forums or making new characters for fun. Also guilty. 48. If long visits to your best friends house are based almost 100% around your campaign. (I have 25 books I bring with me in a duffel bag, my spine feels like jello). 49. When you hit a tree with one of your very very expensive swords a few times and wondering what your damage roll was for each hit based on how deep and long it was. Then remembering it can't be accurate because trees have hardness... It saddens me that I'm guilty of this too.
Always-Late 01-23-07, 02:56 AM	50. You spend all your free time on the boards.
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 01-23-07, 03:00 AM	51. You grind up the PHB and inject the particles directly into your veins.
KILLBOT9000 01-23-07, 03:08 AM	50: You begin speaking as your character would. 51: You work around DnD games.
Gamecubicle 01-23-07, 09:11 AM	52. Before doing a job interview you roll a D20 to see if you will do it good or bad, if you rol <5 you will **** up your job interview on purpose. 53. You shout "I CAST MAGIC MISSILE" all the time (guilty of this... but c'mon... ITS JUST AN AWSOME LINE!) 54. A D20 roll detirmines if you like your food. If you roll <5 you yell at the person who made it: GIVE ME BACK MY 5 silver!
marcel_deathbringer 01-23-07, 09:24 AM	55. Your fingers tips are permanently orange from eating so many cheetos. 56. You actually feel physically sick and depressed when your 15th level Monk is killed. 57. You have spent more than 12 hours huddled around a table with 3 of your best friends and some dice.
IrishRover 01-23-07, 10:39 AM	49. When you hit a tree with one of your very very expensive swords a few times and wondering what your damage roll was for each hit based on how deep and long it was. Then remembering it can't be accurate because trees have hardness... It saddens me that I'm guilty of this too. 58. When you HAVE a sword, let alone several, that's not been passed down to you from an ancestor in the military.
Mindolin 01-23-07, 10:57 AM	These are very funny reads. My turn: 59. You can make a 30th level monk that can get at least 30 attacks per round. For at least 4d8 damage each hit. And you didn't get help from the CharOp Forum.
Stryffe 01-23-07, 11:36 AM	60. Wife says, "Where are we eating tonight?" You grab dice and your random resturant enocounter chart. This actually broke a dinner selections stalemate one night.
LifeIshFun 01-23-07, 11:54 AM	60. Wife says, "Where are we eating tonight?" You grab dice and your random resturant enocounter chart. This actually broke a dinner selections stalemate one night. Beautiful... ~Steals the Idea~
CelsiusLunafrost 01-23-07, 12:07 PM	61. You watch T.V. and say when people have failed their stat checks. (Like on Monk) 62. When you use a map/grid as a table cover...all the time. 63. When you lie down in bed and get a D4 in your lower back. 64. When you have superstitions about dice and what numbers they have to sit on when not being used during the game. 65. You've nicknamed your mother Tiamat for keeping the house so darn warm. 66. You think Sheila from the D&D cartoon show is hot. 67. You own the DVD of the cartoon show and read through the little book about the characters and go, "Oh...so that's how they did it....But that doesn't allow Hank to tie up people with a light arrow!" 68. You know the history of D&D upto and including the true background of Gary Gygax and his divorce. 69. You own a D100. 70. You watch T.V. shows and think, "That would make an awesome module. I hope none of my players are watching this!"
LifeIshFun 01-23-07, 12:14 PM	70. You watch T.V. shows and think, "That would make an awesome module. I hope none of my players are watching this!" Son of a crap dude, lol I did this when I was playing Twilight Princess, but all of my friends and myself are Legend of Zelda 'ho's...so the moment I mention the word Epon, peahat, Lon-Lon, etc... they point it out (Granted I change the names, but I am not clever enough I suppose x_x)
R99 01-23-07, 12:31 PM	71: You try to identify each of your teachers as a species and, if they're demonic, try to establish their true name. I think my maths teacher is either a troglotye or a hill giant. Similarly, you try to work out what monster each chav you come across would be.
Zumarai 01-23-07, 12:33 PM	You string together several d20's on a knotted rag, and stick it up your…
marcel_deathbringer 01-23-07, 01:16 PM	You string together several d20's on a knotted rag, and stick it up your… Hmmmm.....don't really know what to think about that. (does it work?)
MindLich 01-23-07, 01:37 PM	13. When you catch yourself telling D&D jokes and/or Understanding them and laughing. Awfully guilty.
Poison_Dusk 01-23-07, 03:22 PM	72. (I refuse to count the last one) Even though it has been nearly a year since you were able to regularly play, you still buy all the newest books, post on the boards, and make new characters at least once a weak.
stargate525 01-23-07, 03:48 PM	70. You watch T.V. shows and think, "That would make an awesome module. I hope none of my players are watching this!" How do YOU think up storylines?
Davith Bothain 01-23-07, 03:50 PM	72. (I refuse to count the last one) Even though it has been nearly a year since you were able to regularly play, you still buy all the newest books, post on the boards, and make new characters at least once a weak. *sigh*... (raises hand) Bloody group flaked on me... Haven't had a session in months.
Stryffe 01-23-07, 04:43 PM	73. Not only do you know what a Paladin is, you can give examples of how they would break code. 74. You roll a d20 while walking past the table and find yourself upset it landed on a 20. Lost opportunity. :(
WhiteRaven810 01-23-07, 05:02 PM	60. Wife says, "Where are we eating tonight?" You grab dice and your random resturant enocounter chart. This actually broke a dinner selections stalemate one night. Gank! 72. (I refuse to count the last one) Even though it has been nearly a year since you were able to regularly play, you still buy all the newest books, post on the boards, and make new characters at least once a weak. Guilty. 0075. You put your supplier of supplement's kids through college.
jalaziel 01-23-07, 05:22 PM	76. When your company IT dept. blocks access to the WOTC site specifically at the request of your boss...
jalaziel 01-23-07, 05:25 PM	77. When you look at the number of loyalty points on your till receipt and turn to your wife to shout "Hey! 5000 exp! Now, what shall we spend it on..."
jalaziel 01-23-07, 05:28 PM	78. When you realise it's not YOU that's married... but your half-elf ranger...
CelsiusLunafrost 01-23-07, 08:31 PM	79. You have gone through six dice bags in as many years and now carry a dice purse. 80. You have enough dice to necessitate a purse, yet only two or three complete sets. 81. You ponder if you should engrave numbers on your wife's wedding ring. 82. You constantly complain out loud that YOUR player needs to spend more skills points on something or put another ability point somewhere. 83. You past the time in car trips complaining about people who've gamed with you. 84. There exists a secret animosity that is slowly thickening between you and your friends due to meta-gaming. 85. You plan your character's level progression before you plan out your budget.
Aricomus 01-23-07, 08:40 PM	86. You keep a stack of dnd books in your bathroom
Elazar_Darkbane 01-24-07, 02:14 AM	87. When you're with friends and find yourself saying "you failed your ----- check" when things go wrong. ....happens all the time :(
Stryffe 01-24-07, 12:32 PM	88. Actually saw a guy with this one...You own a T-shirt that says "+2 Charisma"
dragonfire8974 01-24-07, 02:48 PM	89) when you game more days of the week than you work 90) you've made more characters than all the group's total party combined just in case your primary falls (different characters for each session
Lorianne 01-24-07, 04:05 PM	91. You get featured in a comic and all your friends immediately recognize you, because you're the one holding a DMG. (Guilty...) 92. When meeting someone for the first time, you get introduced as 'the walking rulebook'. (Guilty also.) 93. The one you get introduced to, has already heard stories about you by that name. (Also...) 94. In the gamesstory, strangers speak up to you to ask about the application of a certain rule (because they had a disagreement with someone about it) and you know the answer. (Also.....) 95. Having you as a reference about a rule, people convince the one with which they've had a disagreement. And because you said it is applied thus, they just take it for granted. (Also.......) 96. When you have to think hard about your own age, because you have characters of about the same age. (Also............)
aicrag 01-24-07, 05:21 PM	97. When the DM asks for your real name you have to check your character sheet.
SephDragoon 01-24-07, 05:32 PM	88. Actually saw a guy with this one...You own a T-shirt that says "+2 Charisma" +2 Shirt of Invisibility (guilty of this at least)
Whisper_Swiftblade 01-24-07, 05:53 PM	I am guilty of 31 of those, and can honestly say I can see myself doing many of the others.
stargate525 01-24-07, 06:12 PM	98. When you get your way out of a traffic ticket because you were playing your character correctly... (If you want the story, it's in the Best lines ever thread)
Mister_Sinister 01-24-07, 07:12 PM	Some of these are just pure lol. Here's mine: #99. Your thought processes while making out with your girlfriend (or boyfriend, in the case of female DnDers) amount to "Hmm, I just had an idea for a monk/swordsage [insert more crunch here] and I need to check if it works when I get home. (I'm guilty of this, although I'm not proud of it) #100. When you keep a folder labelled 'Builds' in your My Documents folder, as you have too many to keep them scattered around your PC. (guilty, 30 and counting) #101. When you describe Steve Irwin's death as 'Stingray crits for massive damage!' (not mine, but worth mentioning nonetheless)
Ragix 01-24-07, 08:58 PM	102. When you are suspicious of the immature, overly inquisitive students at your school and are convinced that they are polymorphed bronze dragons. And about 101. Still too soon.
SephDragoon 01-24-07, 09:32 PM	#101. When you describe Steve Irwin's death as 'Stingray crits for massive damage!' (not mine, but worth mentioning nonetheless) I personally think that the stringray rolled a 20, then rolled a 20 to confirm, and his DM said, go ahead, roll another dice, and it came up a 20 a 3rd time (in our games, that is instant kill, though we haven't done it yet... our TWF'er had a 20 - 20 - 14, still alot of damage on that hit!)