1001 weird weapons off the floor [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 weird weapons off the floor [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Eshenaleros
08-04-07, 10:36 PM every once in a while we find ourselves in the position where we will take anything that comes our way, for the simple reason that we don't have acess to our weapons. now let me ask you, what is the strangest or funniest thing one of you or one of your players has used as a weapon?

1. a boulder, used throughout the battle as a big maul
baby_kamikaize_kobold
08-04-07, 11:25 PM a lit torch off the side of a wall.
a wagon wheel
a kobold projectile (happened often to my cohort)
Combichristian
08-05-07, 01:22 AM 5. a big table that our group set on fire so our barbarians could throw it at the on coming howler as it tried to run up some steps to get us. i think it almost killed the thing also.
6. (never happened to me but...) a halfling barbarian used as a ranged weapon.
darkneolink
08-05-07, 01:29 AM 7 dust
8 goblins
efraker
08-05-07, 01:42 AM 9.) tiny-sized trident of halfling bane, +5

Last year I was in an Expedition to Castle Ravenloft campaign wherein Strahd's kitchen had this particular piece of silverware in it... sometime in the next session, we declared we were locating a halfling, made the appropriate gather information checks, and then when we found him we taunted him into a fight... and whipped the trident at him.

We were all Good aligned characters too... but how could you pass that up?
Milothethief
08-05-07, 01:47 AM 10) A giant's leg...freshly removed from...the giant.
baby_kamikaize_kobold
08-05-07, 10:06 AM 11) zombies
12) pocket sand
13) awooden spoon
14) a rusty wooden spoon
15) your mother trebeck
SengerOrbcressen
08-05-07, 10:09 AM 1. An icicle
2. A broken skull
3. And an alive goblin
Adamaro23
08-05-07, 12:02 PM 19. A frying pan
20. A broom
21. A fork
22. A grappling hook
23. A plate
24. A boar
25. A wolverine
26. A Quaal's feather token (tree)

One of my characters used all these...
drunkendrake
08-05-07, 02:06 PM 27. A triceratops
Eshenaleros
08-08-07, 01:35 AM bump
Tedronai
08-08-07, 01:45 AM mmm...deep crystal spiked halfling...

28. permanancied-invisibility Immovable Rods placed lengthwise down a hallway at groin and/or neck level

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Eshenaleros 08-04-07, 10:36 PM	every once in a while we find ourselves in the position where we will take anything that comes our way, for the simple reason that we don't have acess to our weapons. now let me ask you, what is the strangest or funniest thing one of you or one of your players has used as a weapon? 1. a boulder, used throughout the battle as a big maul
baby_kamikaize_kobold 08-04-07, 11:25 PM	a lit torch off the side of a wall. a wagon wheel a kobold projectile (happened often to my cohort)
Combichristian 08-05-07, 01:22 AM	5. a big table that our group set on fire so our barbarians could throw it at the on coming howler as it tried to run up some steps to get us. i think it almost killed the thing also. 6. (never happened to me but...) a halfling barbarian used as a ranged weapon.
darkneolink 08-05-07, 01:29 AM	7 dust 8 goblins
efraker 08-05-07, 01:42 AM	9.) tiny-sized trident of halfling bane, +5 Last year I was in an Expedition to Castle Ravenloft campaign wherein Strahd's kitchen had this particular piece of silverware in it... sometime in the next session, we declared we were locating a halfling, made the appropriate gather information checks, and then when we found him we taunted him into a fight... and whipped the trident at him. We were all Good aligned characters too... but how could you pass that up?
Milothethief 08-05-07, 01:47 AM	10) A giant's leg...freshly removed from...the giant.
baby_kamikaize_kobold 08-05-07, 10:06 AM	11) zombies 12) pocket sand 13) awooden spoon 14) a rusty wooden spoon 15) your mother trebeck
SengerOrbcressen 08-05-07, 10:09 AM	1. An icicle 2. A broken skull 3. And an alive goblin
Adamaro23 08-05-07, 12:02 PM	19. A frying pan 20. A broom 21. A fork 22. A grappling hook 23. A plate 24. A boar 25. A wolverine 26. A Quaal's feather token (tree) One of my characters used all these...
drunkendrake 08-05-07, 02:06 PM	27. A triceratops
Eshenaleros 08-08-07, 01:35 AM	bump
Tedronai 08-08-07, 01:45 AM	mmm...deep crystal spiked halfling... 28. permanancied-invisibility Immovable Rods placed lengthwise down a hallway at groin and/or neck level