1001Worst things to shout in public places [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001Worst things to shout in public places [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
imnotrealyhear
09-14-07, 01:10 PM Yes, thats right, yet another 1001 thread...

Basically, what the title says.

c'mon, there's got to be loads of them

1: Im not wearing underwear!

2: Does any-one have any clothes i could borrow?

3: I bet i have the sweatiest forehead!
xXOblivionXx
09-14-07, 01:13 PM 4. Man, that fetus tasted delicious!
_Jayne_Cobb_
09-14-07, 01:14 PM Fire.
Karish
09-14-07, 01:14 PM 5. ROLL YOUR REFLEX SAVE!
Count Nerindil Van Seraph
09-14-07, 01:22 PM 7) NOBODY MOVE!

8) (on a cell phone) YEAH! AND IT'S REALLY CONTAGIOUS!

9) THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAA!
Zousha_Omenohu
09-14-07, 01:26 PM 10. FIREBALL!

11. DRAGON!

12. GRAAAAAAAAGH! (If you're a zombie.:D )
Toran_A_Sunder
09-14-07, 01:29 PM 13. KENDER!

14. POISON!

15. PLAGUE!
xXOblivionXx
09-14-07, 01:34 PM 16. Give me the money or the kitty gets it!!!
17. I'm in a killing spree!
Trondant
09-14-07, 03:26 PM 18)grab the quano! one of them has GOT to be Lord Generic of BBEGsville!
Serge_P
09-14-07, 03:31 PM 19) Hastur Hastur Hastur
roninwolf109
09-14-07, 04:01 PM 20. SO WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING IS GETTING MY ********* LAMINATED!!
Polarbeast
09-14-07, 06:22 PM *Grab codpiece with a worried expression*
21. Excuse me! Where can I find a quick Cure Disease spell??!

22. Man, I need to get a Bag of Holding or something! These GPs are wearing a hole in my pouch!!

23. Dwarves are pigs!!
VulcanStormwrath
09-14-07, 09:17 PM :censored: St. Cuthbert
Easalyamusedoldman
09-14-07, 09:21 PM 25: I ONLY NEED 5 MORE BABY SOULS TO POWER THE ZOMBIE CALDUREN!
imnotrealyhear
09-15-07, 04:53 AM 26) oh crap! i forgot to lock my door at <adress> !!!!!
TheMonk
09-15-07, 06:12 AM 27) I LOVE BUNNIES!!!!
Easalyamusedoldman
09-15-07, 06:49 AM 28: Kill Whitey! (Cookie for ref.)
Strogg
09-15-07, 09:30 AM 29. I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!!

i think that one is around the worst :D
Crawdaddy75
09-15-07, 09:36 AM 28: Kill Whitey! (Cookie for ref.)

Black Sheep^

"So I told her , Don't worry, After I removed the machette your sister didn't bleed too much"
Kagehito
09-15-07, 12:13 PM 31. Human are such filthy creatures.... FILTHY I say! (said wandering though any human lands)
E. Ravenwood
09-15-07, 01:06 PM 32. I LOVE CREPES!

33. Do I Smell Bacon! (actually yelled by the party's rogue as they passed the city guardhouse)

34. Does this look infected to you? (usually followed by #35)

35. Does remove disease heal the clap?

36. I don't think it's loaded...

37. You Did WHAT!!! (Screamed at same rogue as #33, but different town)

38. MY GOD CAN SMITE YOUR GOD!

39. (in a bar) DRINKS ALL AROUND!!! (actually not a bad thing to say when you actually got the GP's to cover the tab...)

40. LORD BANE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!! (war cry of our cleric of Tyr shortly before his death at the hands of a Banenite war party...also happens to be on the Famous Last Words thread...)
Silver_Bulette
09-15-07, 02:21 PM 41. (In a crowded fire) THEATRE!!!
42. No seriously, I ate the entire thing in one sitting.
setekh
09-15-07, 02:25 PM 43; Unicorns make me so horny!
Koofoo95
09-15-07, 02:36 PM 44. (In a forest in full bloom) Did I ever tell you the color green turns me on?
45. God, I have five bodies in my basement and I HATE ODD NUMBERS!!
Ariath Ska'Vhor
09-15-07, 05:47 PM 46. I would, but I don't think I could hit that guy from here! No! Especially not with that ladies baby!
Easalyamusedoldman
09-15-07, 05:47 PM Black Sheep^

"So I told her , Don't worry, After I removed the machette your sister didn't bleed too much"

Heres you Cookie!:cookie:
Gryllmyre
09-15-07, 06:05 PM 47. A banshee wail
Lady_Dragon
09-15-07, 06:07 PM 48. *Clinical word for male organ*

(Actually, that's a fun game to play with your friends :D )
Rania
09-15-07, 10:33 PM 49. I'M SUGAR-HIGH!! (said while generally acting really-chaotic neutral)
I actually do that.
Sajek
09-16-07, 10:00 AM I once heard about someone discussing aligment in a crowded restraunt, and they were speaking...in-alingment? As they were talking about neutral evil, right as the restraunt got real quiet, one of them said "yeah, I only kill people who annoy me!"

In game:

"...rectem? I nearly KILLED him!"

"SO I HEAR THERE'S A NICE :censored:HOUSE IN THIS TOWN"
whitetrolley
09-16-07, 12:09 PM 52. I've done things with reindeer most people only dream about.
Chardre
09-16-07, 08:37 PM 53. Whatever the verbal component for power word kill is.
54. Inside a bar- "So you still say produce flame is a useless spell?"
55. "You must be the ugliest wyrm red dragon I have ever seen!"
56. "And then (In a loud voice) I placed a dead rat in everyone's drink!"
Azekial_Archangel
09-16-07, 10:40 PM 57: "I'll prove to you I can create Fireballs one way or another!"

58: "It wasn't me! It was the gnome! I swear!"

59: "Yes, I'm sure it's safe!"
Zousha_Omenohu
09-16-07, 10:40 PM 54: (On a crowded bus) I AM THE UNMASKED ZORRO!
calronmoonflower
09-16-07, 11:24 PM 55). I'M MOVING SILENTLY!!!
Artector
09-16-07, 11:29 PM 56.)HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!!

Nobody said you had to be quiet.
_Jayne_Cobb_
09-17-07, 01:39 PM "Everyone take your seats, the 24 hour Naruto marathon is about to begi…" (remainder of statement cannot be heard owing to the deafening roar of thousands of people running for their lives)
Rania
09-17-07, 01:43 PM "Everyone take your seats, the 24 hour Naruto marathon is about to begi…" (remainder of statement cannot be heard owing to the deafening roar of thousands of people running for their lives)Naruto's like the cheesiest anime ever.
Zousha_Omenohu
09-17-07, 02:42 PM True. Very true. I still have no idea why people were willing to fight to the death and collapse caverns on their heads for a clay bowl!
psionichamster
09-17-07, 03:31 PM Holy Word
Dictum
Word of Chaos
Word of Balance

Blasphemy

not necessarily in that order.
E. Ravenwood
09-17-07, 04:04 PM Screw it, we're on 60.

60. What's the D&D equivelant for Pepto-besmol

61. ...and that was the second time I got crabs...

62. Is it possible to build up a drinking tolerance to heal potions? (while we're at, go ahead and riddle me this, it's a legitimate question)

63. Tha's Gnau' uh Kniofe Mate...This is uk Kniofe!

64. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND!!! (cookie for the reference)

65. I will kill you so hard you will die to death!
Simrobert2001
09-18-07, 02:14 AM 66. Hey all power-ful vengeful wizard! YOU SUCK! At least, according to this town!

67. I LOVE 4th EDITION!

68. (after stabbign a guy) Got Milk?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
imnotrealyhear 09-14-07, 01:10 PM	Yes, thats right, yet another 1001 thread... Basically, what the title says. c'mon, there's got to be loads of them 1: Im not wearing underwear! 2: Does any-one have any clothes i could borrow? 3: I bet i have the sweatiest forehead!
xXOblivionXx 09-14-07, 01:13 PM	4. Man, that fetus tasted delicious!
_Jayne_Cobb_ 09-14-07, 01:14 PM	Fire.
Karish 09-14-07, 01:14 PM	5. ROLL YOUR REFLEX SAVE!
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 09-14-07, 01:22 PM	7) NOBODY MOVE! 8) (on a cell phone) YEAH! AND IT'S REALLY CONTAGIOUS! 9) THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAA!
Zousha_Omenohu 09-14-07, 01:26 PM	10. FIREBALL! 11. DRAGON! 12. GRAAAAAAAAGH! (If you're a zombie.:D )
Toran_A_Sunder 09-14-07, 01:29 PM	13. KENDER! 14. POISON! 15. PLAGUE!
xXOblivionXx 09-14-07, 01:34 PM	16. Give me the money or the kitty gets it!!! 17. I'm in a killing spree!
Trondant 09-14-07, 03:26 PM	18)grab the quano! one of them has GOT to be Lord Generic of BBEGsville!
Serge_P 09-14-07, 03:31 PM	19) Hastur Hastur Hastur
roninwolf109 09-14-07, 04:01 PM	20. SO WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING IS GETTING MY ********* LAMINATED!!
Polarbeast 09-14-07, 06:22 PM	Grab codpiece with a worried expression 21. Excuse me! Where can I find a quick Cure Disease spell??! 22. Man, I need to get a Bag of Holding or something! These GPs are wearing a hole in my pouch!! 23. Dwarves are pigs!!
VulcanStormwrath 09-14-07, 09:17 PM	:censored: St. Cuthbert
Easalyamusedoldman 09-14-07, 09:21 PM	25: I ONLY NEED 5 MORE BABY SOULS TO POWER THE ZOMBIE CALDUREN!
imnotrealyhear 09-15-07, 04:53 AM	26) oh crap! i forgot to lock my door at <adress> !!!!!
TheMonk 09-15-07, 06:12 AM	27) I LOVE BUNNIES!!!!
Easalyamusedoldman 09-15-07, 06:49 AM	28: Kill Whitey! (Cookie for ref.)
Strogg 09-15-07, 09:30 AM	29. I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!! i think that one is around the worst :D
Crawdaddy75 09-15-07, 09:36 AM	28: Kill Whitey! (Cookie for ref.) Black Sheep^ "So I told her , Don't worry, After I removed the machette your sister didn't bleed too much"
Kagehito 09-15-07, 12:13 PM	31. Human are such filthy creatures.... FILTHY I say! (said wandering though any human lands)
E. Ravenwood 09-15-07, 01:06 PM	32. I LOVE CREPES! 33. Do I Smell Bacon! (actually yelled by the party's rogue as they passed the city guardhouse) 34. Does this look infected to you? (usually followed by #35) 35. Does remove disease heal the clap? 36. I don't think it's loaded... 37. You Did WHAT!!! (Screamed at same rogue as #33, but different town) 38. MY GOD CAN SMITE YOUR GOD! 39. (in a bar) DRINKS ALL AROUND!!! (actually not a bad thing to say when you actually got the GP's to cover the tab...) 40. LORD BANE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!! (war cry of our cleric of Tyr shortly before his death at the hands of a Banenite war party...also happens to be on the Famous Last Words thread...)
Silver_Bulette 09-15-07, 02:21 PM	41. (In a crowded fire) THEATRE!!! 42. No seriously, I ate the entire thing in one sitting.
setekh 09-15-07, 02:25 PM	43; Unicorns make me so horny!
Koofoo95 09-15-07, 02:36 PM	44. (In a forest in full bloom) Did I ever tell you the color green turns me on? 45. God, I have five bodies in my basement and I HATE ODD NUMBERS!!
Ariath Ska'Vhor 09-15-07, 05:47 PM	46. I would, but I don't think I could hit that guy from here! No! Especially not with that ladies baby!
Easalyamusedoldman 09-15-07, 05:47 PM	Black Sheep^ "So I told her , Don't worry, After I removed the machette your sister didn't bleed too much" Heres you Cookie!:cookie:
Gryllmyre 09-15-07, 06:05 PM	47. A banshee wail
Lady_Dragon 09-15-07, 06:07 PM	48. Clinical word for male organ (Actually, that's a fun game to play with your friends :D )
Rania 09-15-07, 10:33 PM	49. I'M SUGAR-HIGH!! (said while generally acting really-chaotic neutral) I actually do that.
Sajek 09-16-07, 10:00 AM	I once heard about someone discussing aligment in a crowded restraunt, and they were speaking...in-alingment? As they were talking about neutral evil, right as the restraunt got real quiet, one of them said "yeah, I only kill people who annoy me!" In game: "...rectem? I nearly KILLED him!" "SO I HEAR THERE'S A NICE :censored:HOUSE IN THIS TOWN"
whitetrolley 09-16-07, 12:09 PM	52. I've done things with reindeer most people only dream about.
Chardre 09-16-07, 08:37 PM	53. Whatever the verbal component for power word kill is. 54. Inside a bar- "So you still say produce flame is a useless spell?" 55. "You must be the ugliest wyrm red dragon I have ever seen!" 56. "And then (In a loud voice) I placed a dead rat in everyone's drink!"
Azekial_Archangel 09-16-07, 10:40 PM	57: "I'll prove to you I can create Fireballs one way or another!" 58: "It wasn't me! It was the gnome! I swear!" 59: "Yes, I'm sure it's safe!"
Zousha_Omenohu 09-16-07, 10:40 PM	54: (On a crowded bus) I AM THE UNMASKED ZORRO!
calronmoonflower 09-16-07, 11:24 PM	55). I'M MOVING SILENTLY!!!
Artector 09-16-07, 11:29 PM	56.)HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!! Nobody said you had to be quiet.
_Jayne_Cobb_ 09-17-07, 01:39 PM	"Everyone take your seats, the 24 hour Naruto marathon is about to begi…" (remainder of statement cannot be heard owing to the deafening roar of thousands of people running for their lives)
Rania 09-17-07, 01:43 PM	"Everyone take your seats, the 24 hour Naruto marathon is about to begi…" (remainder of statement cannot be heard owing to the deafening roar of thousands of people running for their lives)Naruto's like the cheesiest anime ever.
Zousha_Omenohu 09-17-07, 02:42 PM	True. Very true. I still have no idea why people were willing to fight to the death and collapse caverns on their heads for a clay bowl!
psionichamster 09-17-07, 03:31 PM	Holy Word Dictum Word of Chaos Word of Balance Blasphemy not necessarily in that order.
E. Ravenwood 09-17-07, 04:04 PM	Screw it, we're on 60. 60. What's the D&D equivelant for Pepto-besmol 61. ...and that was the second time I got crabs... 62. Is it possible to build up a drinking tolerance to heal potions? (while we're at, go ahead and riddle me this, it's a legitimate question) 63. Tha's Gnau' uh Kniofe Mate...This is uk Kniofe! 64. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND!!! (cookie for the reference) 65. I will kill you so hard you will die to death!
Simrobert2001 09-18-07, 02:14 AM	66. Hey all power-ful vengeful wizard! YOU SUCK! At least, according to this town! 67. I LOVE 4th EDITION! 68. (after stabbign a guy) Got Milk?