101 annoying monsters [Archive] - Wizards Community

101 annoying monsters [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Rangerkeeper3
12-17-06, 07:31 PM :schemes: :schemes: 1.Rust monsters-they can rust all your weapons.
give the monster and the reason you think they are annoying
SeptimusMagistos
12-17-06, 07:40 PM 2. Intelligent undead-they drain levels.
Rangerkeeper3
12-17-06, 07:42 PM Teresque- They can slice you in half.
Gamfallen
12-17-06, 07:44 PM 4. Darkmantles, 'cause theyplop on your head:D My players agree that was one of their scariest fights.
Far_Traveler
12-17-06, 07:45 PM Tarassque- he gets extra hp if you don't spell his name correctly
Rangerkeeper3
12-17-06, 07:50 PM sorry i didn't thing when i was typing it.:weep:
Chippy_the_Devourer
12-17-06, 08:45 PM Either:

1. Mr. Grumpy, AKA the Tarrasque. Since its big toe is about the same size as me, fighting it isn't the easiest thing to do. Or particularly sane.

2. Bulettes. I had so much fun playing Jaws, I automatically run from anything that can eat me. Which might contribute to my fear of above creature.
balor64
12-17-06, 09:30 PM Tarassque- he gets extra hp if you don't spell his name correctly

Tarrasque, it gets extra AC too, if you don't spell its name correctly twice.:P
CryoSilver
12-17-06, 10:01 PM I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight.

6: Incorporeal undead when you have no magic weapons.
Selena Ombrenoire
12-17-06, 10:04 PM 5) Living spell (Confusion) One of my personal favorite, it's only a CR4 but if the PCs fail their will save, it can get really messy.
TheAngryFish
12-18-06, 07:38 PM I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight.

Which tarrasque are you talking about? Can't be the one in the Monster Manual, you know, the one that can't be killed.
CryoSilver
12-18-06, 07:42 PM Yea, the one that can't fight anything that flies, has incorporeality, or other immunity to melee. That one. The one that can't do anything but hit you with natural weapons. It's pretty ridiculously easy to fight.

Round 1: Fly away
Round 2-whenever: Save or dies until nat 1
Round whenever+1: Wish
???
Profit
freeholder
12-18-06, 09:44 PM More annying then this. Lich, Half fiend, wings, Tassapue with Hydra DNA added for 12 heads, 12 bite attacks, and Red Dragon DNA added for awsomeness. This creature actually appeared in a game when the one PC who was using your stupid flying stadagy wished the big guy was tougher. No one ever figured out its CR or stats, the DM made up some damage and ac stats and threw out a few spells, RED dragon, and said the PCs were dead. Anyone know what the stats would be.
Mattarias
12-18-06, 09:52 PM 7?) STIRGES. they suck. literally. contitutuion drain, anyone?

i shudder to think of what a swarm of them could do..:eek:
Salla
12-18-06, 10:07 PM Anything with improved grapple. I hate the grapple rules. :)
Mattarias
12-18-06, 10:09 PM Anything with improved grapple. I hate the grapple rules. :)

ugh. yuuup. another reason why stirges are horrible buggers.
Silverthumb128
12-18-06, 10:41 PM I think we're close to 10? What? Anyways.

10ish) Nightwalker. Look at me, I'm really big, will take your weapons and smush em.
Cryforge
12-19-06, 01:10 AM 11. Balhannoths from MM4 drop from the ceiling, grapple foes easily, can detect magic auras, and can neutralize casters when they are grappled. Boy, did my group have fun with this guy.
Far_Traveler
12-19-06, 01:39 AM I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight.

Eh, I was just harping on him for not even getting close to the spelling, and then mispelt it myself to set up for a joke. Well done btw balor64.
Captain_Willard
12-19-06, 11:31 AM Vile Drow Chaos Monks.
Dragon Snack
12-19-06, 11:37 AM 13 (?). Corrupters of Fate (MMIV). They never did present any real threat to the party, but it wasted a few hours of game time thanks to making the party roll twice for attack and damage...
Manyfist
12-19-06, 11:53 AM Pun Pun... ;)
DwarfPcfan
12-19-06, 12:58 PM 14- Spellscale npcs...
Sphyre
12-19-06, 01:29 PM :schemes: :schemes: 1.Rust monsters-they can rust all your weapons.
give the monster and the reason you think they are annoying

That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. I have used them before DMing, and they are a blast to run.

What's more fun? The Elder Rust Monster

7?) STIRGES. they suck. literally. contitutuion drain, anyone?

i shudder to think of what a swarm of them could do..:eek:

I was in a campaign where stirges were used. The player who played the paladin, when ever reminded of D&D, will say ":censored: stirges!" :D
Rulebook
12-19-06, 01:39 PM ill go further and say

15. Fiendish Stirges

i ran a campaign where there was a swarm (not Swarm) of like 30 of them. against low level characters who cant pelt themwith area effect fire spells (nice fire resist)

and a bonus

16. Xorn. earth sliding, high strength, very high ac... they SUCK. killed my beautiful pixie in one hit at the con.
Mattarias
12-19-06, 10:13 PM ill go further and say

15. Fiendish Stirges

:eek: meep.. i really hope my DM doesn't see this..

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Rangerkeeper3 12-17-06, 07:31 PM	:schemes: :schemes: 1.Rust monsters-they can rust all your weapons. give the monster and the reason you think they are annoying
SeptimusMagistos 12-17-06, 07:40 PM	2. Intelligent undead-they drain levels.
Rangerkeeper3 12-17-06, 07:42 PM	Teresque- They can slice you in half.
Gamfallen 12-17-06, 07:44 PM	4. Darkmantles, 'cause theyplop on your head:D My players agree that was one of their scariest fights.
Far_Traveler 12-17-06, 07:45 PM	Tarassque- he gets extra hp if you don't spell his name correctly
Rangerkeeper3 12-17-06, 07:50 PM	sorry i didn't thing when i was typing it.:weep:
Chippy_the_Devourer 12-17-06, 08:45 PM	Either: 1. Mr. Grumpy, AKA the Tarrasque. Since its big toe is about the same size as me, fighting it isn't the easiest thing to do. Or particularly sane. 2. Bulettes. I had so much fun playing Jaws, I automatically run from anything that can eat me. Which might contribute to my fear of above creature.
balor64 12-17-06, 09:30 PM	Tarassque- he gets extra hp if you don't spell his name correctly Tarrasque, it gets extra AC too, if you don't spell its name correctly twice.:P
CryoSilver 12-17-06, 10:01 PM	I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight. 6: Incorporeal undead when you have no magic weapons.
Selena Ombrenoire 12-17-06, 10:04 PM	5) Living spell (Confusion) One of my personal favorite, it's only a CR4 but if the PCs fail their will save, it can get really messy.
TheAngryFish 12-18-06, 07:38 PM	I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight. Which tarrasque are you talking about? Can't be the one in the Monster Manual, you know, the one that can't be killed.
CryoSilver 12-18-06, 07:42 PM	Yea, the one that can't fight anything that flies, has incorporeality, or other immunity to melee. That one. The one that can't do anything but hit you with natural weapons. It's pretty ridiculously easy to fight. Round 1: Fly away Round 2-whenever: Save or dies until nat 1 Round whenever+1: Wish ??? Profit
freeholder 12-18-06, 09:44 PM	More annying then this. Lich, Half fiend, wings, Tassapue with Hydra DNA added for 12 heads, 12 bite attacks, and Red Dragon DNA added for awsomeness. This creature actually appeared in a game when the one PC who was using your stupid flying stadagy wished the big guy was tougher. No one ever figured out its CR or stats, the DM made up some damage and ac stats and threw out a few spells, RED dragon, and said the PCs were dead. Anyone know what the stats would be.
Mattarias 12-18-06, 09:52 PM	7?) STIRGES. they suck. literally. contitutuion drain, anyone? i shudder to think of what a swarm of them could do..:eek:
Salla 12-18-06, 10:07 PM	Anything with improved grapple. I hate the grapple rules. :)
Mattarias 12-18-06, 10:09 PM	Anything with improved grapple. I hate the grapple rules. :) ugh. yuuup. another reason why stirges are horrible buggers.
Silverthumb128 12-18-06, 10:41 PM	I think we're close to 10? What? Anyways. 10ish) Nightwalker. Look at me, I'm really big, will take your weapons and smush em.
Cryforge 12-19-06, 01:10 AM	11. Balhannoths from MM4 drop from the ceiling, grapple foes easily, can detect magic auras, and can neutralize casters when they are grappled. Boy, did my group have fun with this guy.
Far_Traveler 12-19-06, 01:39 AM	I don't know what you're all complaining about: the Tarrasque is very easy to fight. Eh, I was just harping on him for not even getting close to the spelling, and then mispelt it myself to set up for a joke. Well done btw balor64.
Captain_Willard 12-19-06, 11:31 AM	Vile Drow Chaos Monks.
Dragon Snack 12-19-06, 11:37 AM	13 (?). Corrupters of Fate (MMIV). They never did present any real threat to the party, but it wasted a few hours of game time thanks to making the party roll twice for attack and damage...
Manyfist 12-19-06, 11:53 AM	Pun Pun... ;)
DwarfPcfan 12-19-06, 12:58 PM	14- Spellscale npcs...
Sphyre 12-19-06, 01:29 PM	:schemes: :schemes: 1.Rust monsters-they can rust all your weapons. give the monster and the reason you think they are annoying That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. I have used them before DMing, and they are a blast to run. What's more fun? The Elder Rust Monster 7?) STIRGES. they suck. literally. contitutuion drain, anyone? i shudder to think of what a swarm of them could do..:eek: I was in a campaign where stirges were used. The player who played the paladin, when ever reminded of D&D, will say ":censored: stirges!" :D
Rulebook 12-19-06, 01:39 PM	ill go further and say 15. Fiendish Stirges i ran a campaign where there was a swarm (not Swarm) of like 30 of them. against low level characters who cant pelt themwith area effect fire spells (nice fire resist) and a bonus 16. Xorn. earth sliding, high strength, very high ac... they SUCK. killed my beautiful pixie in one hit at the con.
Mattarias 12-19-06, 10:13 PM	ill go further and say 15. Fiendish Stirges :eek: meep.. i really hope my DM doesn't see this..