Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Sihaya 01-30-07, 12:45 PM	Self-explanatory. What silly D&D-related pickup lines have you used or want to use? I'll start things off with something my friend said last night: 1) You will never be able to make a Will Save against me.
Boraxe 01-30-07, 12:46 PM	By definition, all D&D pickup lines are cheesy. There are no exceptions.
Return of the Flumph 01-30-07, 12:52 PM	2. You must have rolled a natural 20, because there's an arrow going straight through my heart. 3. Anybody need a +5 longspear of penetration?
Ace_of_Diamonds 01-30-07, 01:12 PM	4. Is that an immovable rod in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Sarella Starshine 01-30-07, 01:20 PM	5) any that use the words 'immovable rod' and 'portable hole' in the same sentence. :)
Herobane 01-30-07, 03:45 PM	Are you a mage, 'cause you just cast CHARM PERSON on me... Believe me, it DOESN'T WORK!!!!! :D
nightwyrm 01-30-07, 04:06 PM	What's your alignment, babe. (yes, I know it's atrocious)
freedeath 01-30-07, 04:21 PM	8) You can Sudden Empower my Magic Missile anytime! 9) Would you like to feel my Bag of Holding? I in no way advocate using lines like these when you're meeting someone new, but they're great to use as a joke come-on with a current partner. Unless they're no fun at all.
journeyman777 01-30-07, 04:34 PM	Your charisma must be epic, because I just went fanatic over you.
InterSilva 01-30-07, 04:36 PM	Hey baby... I have Monkey Grip! *wink*
Magetastic 01-30-07, 04:41 PM	12. Hey do you want to go live action roleplay a book of erotic fantasy adventure? 13. I cast detect sexy and got an overwhelming rating from you.
Lord_Destron 01-30-07, 04:43 PM	Those are some pretty bad pick up lines...but I think I have you beat. Use at your OWN RISK: Well looks like SOMEONE rolled an 18 on their charisma... I think you criticaled your SEXY check... So, your Mordenkainen's Magnificant Mansion, or mine? Are you a mage? Because I think you just cast Enlarge on my rod of the python... Are you a mage? Because I think you just cast animate objects on my immovable rod. Well, looks like my +5 seeking arrow of penetration just found its mark... You would be worth the Atonement quest anyday... Hey, you must be a nymph, because you definately have the Blinding Beauty supernatural ability... Excuse me, but this Large +5 Adamantine Wizard's Staff is really long and heavy, mind if I rest it in your portable hole for a while... Hey babe, my Daern's instant fortress close by and...*lecherous wink* I wanted to try out the Endurance feat... I didn't know they put out a "Hottie" prestige class... Hey baby, do you like it rough? Because I have a few hours, a +5 Vicious Longspear, and the Power Attack feat... Dear god, that's enough!
R99 01-30-07, 04:53 PM	15: I'll bet you're under the constant effects of endure elements you're so hot (Dear god, this thread is not natural... Yet so hard to resist)
nightwyrm 01-30-07, 04:56 PM	16. Say, you want to see my Sudden Enlarge Body Part spell?
Lord_Destron 01-30-07, 05:13 PM	I edited my above post with a few others...as I said, I've got you ALL beat now :p
vader_rocks 01-30-07, 05:18 PM	Wanna touch my Rod of Lordly Might?
Sul_Zain_Aserbet 01-30-07, 05:41 PM	"You'd give a blink dog a bone"
Norsesmithy 01-30-07, 06:27 PM	Can you tell me? Does this scroll look like hold person?
High Octane 01-30-07, 06:47 PM	Baby, I've got improved initiative and I dont even need 6 seconds.
AmericanYeti 01-30-07, 06:47 PM	:nonono: Dear God. Why?
FreAkOuTRG 01-30-07, 06:50 PM	Hey baby, I got a Hand of the Mage and I know how to use it.
Scorpion13 01-30-07, 07:03 PM	:nonono: Dear God. Why? Hey, thats a pretty good one. I think Ill use that next time.
freedeath 01-30-07, 07:06 PM	5) any that use the words 'immovable rod' and 'portable hole' in the same sentence. :) I think some people might be disappointed with the 'immovable' part...
OmnipotentSeal 01-30-07, 07:35 PM	Want to see a real Rope Trick? ;)
dragonfire8974 01-30-07, 07:37 PM	hey baby, i think my pants become the target of an ironwood spell
AmericanYeti 01-30-07, 08:10 PM	Hey, thats a pretty good one. I think Ill use that next time. Why thank you. Thank you very much.
Dm_Farble 01-30-07, 10:32 PM	I wonder what would happen if you put an immvovable rod in a portable hole, then folded up the hole. Would it be able to move? Im not being perverted, just wondering what would happen. Pick up line... eh... Hey babe, Im a druid. I can still become an animal 2 more times today *wink* *looks at a really hot womans breasts* look at the size of her charisma bonuses!
Whisper_Swiftblade 01-30-07, 10:38 PM	do you have high cha, or did you just charm me? is your father a lv 7 rogue with maxed out ranks in sneek, move silently, and hide? the dice won't be the only things rolling tonight... there is no way someone will ever get away with any of the stuff on this thread without getting hurt....... but someones needs to try anyway.
Whisper_Swiftblade 01-30-07, 10:41 PM	I wonder what would happen if you put an immvovable rod in a portable hole, then folded up the hole. Would it be able to move? Im not being perverted, just wondering what would happen. ! itwould still move, the part of the hole you carry and the part that the rod is in is technicly in diffrent planes I think.
DMaster42 01-30-07, 10:50 PM	x) Wanna see what my 18 Charisma is worth, under the hood?
RobbyPants 01-31-07, 11:52 AM	16) ...something about a 10 foot pole, and 101 uses for it... :P
Sajek 01-31-07, 12:33 PM	Wanna touch my Rod of Lordly Might? If you touch it right, it extends! (OOTS FTW!)
Trondant 01-31-07, 01:25 PM	I may have a high UMD, but my skills are not emulated
dragonfire8974 01-31-07, 01:34 PM	17) is that a +2 Vorpal Keen Flaming burst Greatsword in your pants or are you just happy to see me 18) I know i've had a couple to drink, but i think you've just overcome my fire-resistance with your hottness
Moont 02-02-07, 01:18 AM	Baby, you can empower me to power attack yer portable hole with my 10ft pole enchanted with the grease spell.
bestone 02-02-07, 03:56 AM	Carry a d20 wherever you go, when you pick your mark, roll it infront of her and if its low "i just failed my will save, im yours" if its high "see, i coulda resisted...but i didnt waaaanaaa im yours" Here roll this for me *rolls* ah success, you just stole my heart! What do the party's clerc and half orc female have in common? you dont appreciate either till they go down.... i apologize
bestone 02-02-07, 03:59 AM	*bar setting* I may be a troll, but im the only one talking to you!
DwarfPcfan 02-02-07, 09:09 AM	1- you must have cast curse of tongues because when I saw you I was speechless... 2- Are you a priestess of Sune because I feel like doing some worshipping of my own...