101 Drunken Master Improvised weapons [Archive] - Wizards Community

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mcstu3

12-09-06, 08:39 AM		I'm playing a githzerai(+2) monk9/drunken master 10, 21st level in my new epic game. I'm looking for 101 things to use as improvised weapons.

1. Adamantine Beer Stien
2. Umbrella with pretty flowers on it
3. Ted. Giving the thumbs up. (thought Id get it out of the way)
4. A cat
5. A kobold


go!
Grandpa Gamer

12-09-06, 09:06 AM		6. A keg-tap!
towerwrath

12-09-06, 09:07 AM		7 A christmas tree (tis the season)
8 A dwarf
9 A Pen
10 The Princess
11 Sissors

and next
Bluebrush

12-09-06, 09:24 AM		12: Bar Stool
13: Conveniently available Priceless Ming Vase
14: Crowbar
15: Morris Dancer's stick
16: That 3.0 PHB you weren't using anyway.
Gorteck

12-09-06, 09:36 AM		12: Bar Stool
13: Conveniently available Priceless Ming Vase
14: Crowbar
15: Morris Dancer's stick
16: That 3.0 PHB you weren't using anyway.

17: a Stick (not the dancers stick some other stick)
18: the pencile
19: the wizards hat
20: Elementers pipe
21: Elementers Hate
22: Elementers Shoes
23: Elementers Jacket ...
24: The belt on Elementers robe (If hes wearing one)
The_Shaman

12-09-06, 09:57 AM		25: A halfling, gnome, or even better - grig in adamantine armor and helm (to bypass DR, grig is best because because it could be finessable or at least 1-handed)
26: A toothpick (feel the mighty damage of the toothpick)
27: Dual-wield fork and spoon
28: Any bottle you've just emptied (works best if you've been to the Underdark and swiped an adamantine bottle or two :D
Artector

12-09-06, 09:58 AM		29. Bratwurst
30. Fruitcake
31. An arrow
32. Their best friend's arm
33. 3.0 Psionics Handbook (Causes negative levels)

Ninja Edit~Fixed #'s
SeptimusMagistos

12-09-06, 01:03 PM		34. The barman
CryoSilver

12-09-06, 03:55 PM		35: A troll
CryoSilver

12-09-06, 04:01 PM		36: Play a Hill Giant Drunken Master and use the whole bar.
Sunic_Flames

12-09-06, 05:25 PM		36: Play a Hill Giant Drunken Master and use the whole bar.

Play a (insert collosal creature) DM and use the entire building. :D

*Has just noticed Drunken Master has the same initials as Dungeon Master... Interesting.*
Artector

12-09-06, 06:46 PM		37. Salt

38. The cleric's holy symbol

39. The Wizard's Spellbook (Magic Missile this!)

40. The Bard's Lute.
Orayn, Elvish Blademaster

12-09-06, 07:11 PM		41. A pair of boots with the laces tied to a stool leg, used a a dire flail.
42. A stuck pig.
42. The nearest bar patron.
Gorteck

12-10-06, 09:33 AM		41. A pair of boots with the laces tied to a stool leg, used a a dire flail.
42. A stuck pig.
42. The nearest bar patron.

43. the chair
44. the lose floor board
45. the waitress cloathing (Can serve to distract the nmes as well) and the waiters cloathing (for those female members attacking you)
Red Dragon

12-10-06, 10:04 AM		46. The table

47. Bottles of priceless wine

48. The chandelier

49. That hooded guy in the corner.

50. Somebody else's dagger.
Grod_The_Giant

12-10-06, 10:33 AM		51. The DM
52. that green star adept over there
53. the nearest patron
54. the watchmen who try to arrest you
55. an elf (they make better throwing weapons, though)
Karish

12-10-06, 10:39 AM		56. Prostitue (casts contagion: std on the target?)
57. A god.
Artector

12-10-06, 11:11 AM		58. Credit Card
59. The Fighter's Sheild
60. The Barbarian's String of Ears
revaar

12-10-06, 11:29 AM		61. a banana
62. the Magna Carta
63. the temple's donation bowl
gullas

12-10-06, 12:30 PM		64. an evil lepricon(remember they are everywere:eek: )
65. fish tank(if you find one:P )
Joni-san

12-10-06, 12:40 PM		66. A Clock
General_Ridley

12-10-06, 12:45 PM		67. halfling-chucks
Khael

12-10-06, 12:54 PM		68. Chuck Norris.
69. a pocket dimension
70. A yak.
71. Himself. This is a drunken master after all. He's hardly thinking too hard by this point...
miyoshi

12-10-06, 12:59 PM		72. A rat tied to a stick by the tail (Rat Flail)

Vg Cats Comic #110 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=110)
Khael

12-10-06, 02:02 PM		72. A rat tied to a stick by the tail (Rat Flail)

Vg Cats Comic #110 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=110)

No. Just no. The drunken master saves aren't high enough to survive the plague.

73. A warlock. Improvised weapon that shoots for you (and if he gets re-orientated, at you.)
Ryusage

12-10-06, 02:14 PM		74. Cow
75. Monkey
76. Bar door
77. That old mouse with the ball instead of the red light thingy
78. Spider-man
79. Someone's dentures
80. Your genitals
Karish

12-10-06, 02:42 PM		81. Tasslehoff Burrfoot.

Even though we'd all like to see his head meet something nasty in a violent way, it is a no-no.
Ryuu_Tenshi

12-10-06, 02:57 PM		82. The 3.0 Psionics Handbook. While this weapon automatically uses Feeblemind on the target (no save) and sets their next roll to a natural 1, it also give you a -10 penalty on everything as long as you are holding it.
Archmage_of_Blood

12-10-06, 05:43 PM		80. Your genitals

83. Someone else's genitals
84. PunPun. (Had to get THAT out of the way)
One hit kill. Treated as +Googleplex weapon
whitishknight

12-11-06, 02:01 AM		85. Bottle of Hot Sauce
86. Bard's Music Instrument
Kitaki

12-11-06, 08:17 AM		87. the Bard (you have a singing sword eh? well I have the singing idiot)
88. what passes for the Barbarians socks (nausea effect?)
halflingvampire

12-11-06, 09:42 AM		89. the party halfling
90. fish
91. metal pole (like in Matrix Reloaded)
Tevish Szat

12-11-06, 11:27 AM		92. The moon (multiclass with Hulking Huruler?)
93. The Head of Vecna
94. A Deck of Many Things (best use for the thing)
95. Spittle
96. An anthropomorphic panda drunken master
97. A normak weapon, held incorrectly
98. A portable hole
99. (possible dual wield with 98) A bag of holding
100. A candle lit at both ends
101. The Wizards of the Coast D&D message boards
Alpha_Moose

12-11-06, 11:42 AM		71. Himself. This is a drunken master after all. He's hardly thinking too hard by this point...

I remember on one thread they were wondering if the DM ran out of chairs and stuff could he improvise and use his fists?

102. Dirt kicked at the opponent
103. Air
104. A gun
105. a soft pillow duel wielded with a blanket
The Grig Fiddler

12-12-06, 01:18 AM		106:Cat of nine squirrels (sp) Ponder it....
107:The wizard's trapper keeper.
108:Mr. T
halflingvampire

12-12-06, 09:36 AM		109. any and all handy rulebooks
110. a folding chair
111. the wizard's spellbook
112. the wizard
113. the wizard's familiar
114. the bard's instrument, preferably a lute...KABONG!
Neuneck

12-12-06, 09:53 AM		115 a rice corn
116 whiskey (without the jar)
Tevish Szat

12-12-06, 11:09 AM		117: Cthulhu (Causes sanity loss for targets hit)
Someone

12-12-06, 02:07 PM		118: a +1 axiomatic dining room table of frost.
Artector

12-12-06, 02:19 PM		119. Spider-man
120. The Green Lantern
121. A piece of rolled up newspaper (Bad Tarrasque!)
122. Soap
123. The Dracolich
124. Manacles
125. A living spell


111. the wizard's spellbook

114. the bard's instrument, preferably a lute...KABONG!


39. The Wizard's Spellbook (Magic Missile this!)

40. The Bard's Lute.

Sorry to spoil your fun.
smeagol_lied

12-12-06, 02:43 PM		126: A claymore!

What, a sword could be an improvised weapon...

Maybe hold the blade?
yossarius

12-12-06, 02:50 PM		127) The Comfy Chair
128) Priceless antique vase (smashy-smashy!)
129) A herring
130) Quill pen
131) A loaf of bread
132) the bar cat (doesn't every bar have one?)
133) bowl of pretzels/peanuts/popcorn/other salty food
134) a yo-yo (yes I know that the yo-yo actually started out as a weapon)
135) cork fired from shaken wine bottle
136) martini shaker ("yes Mr. Bond, but how you like you a**-whippings?")
137) bottles of lamp oil (see next)
138) burning log from the fireplace
139) cursed magic items (best way I can think of to get rid of them)
140) pair of handcuffs
141) bucket of spoiled milk
142) eggs (there's something about the visual of city guards cowering in fear from a drunk throwing eggs at them that just gets me)
143) bag of copper pieces (whack-ching, whack-ching!!!)
Oswald Krato

12-12-06, 04:07 PM		144)Grappling Hook (GET OVER HERE!)
145)Water Clock (gets awful expensive after a while)
146)Copper Pieces (cheap, hard, and easily flingable)
147)An entire Alchemist's Lab (with a couple bonus damage dice from "weird junk")
R99

12-12-06, 04:14 PM		148) Complete Warrior "THIS IS FOR THE SWASHBUCLER YOU SON OF A B****".
149)YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!
150) The hat that was previously covering your genitalia.
151) The Mona Lisa (good riddance).
152) One of the board moderators.
153) The nearest dancing thing, albiet a greatsword.
154) A lit tourch.... at their face... assuming that they're wearing a black hooded robe and are all round a nuzgul.
155) Wahtever's convinient.
156) That really obese drawf in the party.
157) The Tarrasque.
158) THE INTERNET!!!
159) His holy gourd, FOLLOW THE GOURD!!!
bhu

12-12-06, 05:21 PM		160) Get a Belt of Strength and some appropriate Feats and weild a drunken sheep in each hand!
Alpha_Moose

12-12-06, 06:16 PM		159) His holy gourd, FOLLOW THE GOURD!!!

Cast off the gourd, follow the shoe!!!

161. fresh fruit
162. an elemental

if you don't have proficiency with it, is it considered improvised?
TheCheeseWiddler

12-12-06, 06:36 PM		163. Pine needles (for the Fine sized Drunken Master)

164. A six pund bag of rice.

165. Child laborers.

166. Still glowing embers from the fire. (Fire based shurkens?)

167. A boat tied to a dock, or has it's anchor down (For the Colossal characters.)

168. A very shocked goose.

-Ky:f:
Slayen

12-13-06, 12:10 AM		169: A half-drow bladesinger*

117: Cthulhu (Causes sanity loss for targets hit)

That would make for a very confused elder god.


*recurring character in my first campaign. He was run through with his own sword, nearly killed by a animated rug, trampled by a conga line, had most of his blood replaced by caffeinated beverages, swallowed a minor artifact, and was finally eaten by a 13-headed cryohydra. So being used as a weapon in a bar fight would be pretty much par-for-course.
1337Ninja

12-13-06, 03:39 AM		170. TWF with grig rogues. Do you get sneak attack?
halflingvampire

12-13-06, 09:32 AM		171. nunchuk Wii controllers
172. vicious, bloodthirsty vorpal rabbits
173. door-to-door salesmen
174. chaotic evil half-dragon kittens
NoldorForce

12-13-06, 10:05 AM		175. Arrows. Suddenly that +5 Ki Focus Holy Speed weapon your party members always wanted only costs you 4K gp instead of 200K.
176. Bolts. See above.
177. Shurikens. See above.
178. Frenzied Berserker.
179. Hefty gaming console (jokes have been made about the Xbox's weight).
180. Rod of Many Wands that you swiped from the party's Artificer last round.
181. Swordchucks.
Slightly_Unscrewed

12-13-06, 09:52 PM		169: A half-drow bladesinger*



*recurring character in my first campaign. He was run through with his own sword, nearly killed by a animated rug, trampled by a conga line, had most of his blood replaced by caffeinated beverages, swallowed a minor artifact, and was finally eaten by a 13-headed cryohydra. So being used as a weapon in a bar fight would be pretty much par-for-course.

:rofl:

182: A boot.
183: A fist. Not his fist, mind you.
184: A bottle of stimulants. (Earns you irony points for every guy you knock out!)
Tevish Szat

12-14-06, 01:04 PM		185: A rubber spork
186: The Princess
187: The Ruby Rod of Asmodeus or the Wand of Orcus
188: A bottle of rum
DDdreamer

12-18-06, 05:38 AM		the one ring
a straw of grass
a bullette
a cherry
Ebrion

12-18-06, 12:16 PM		An unconcious child

A dead flaming kobold

A gnome alchemist with a bag full of alchemist fire:evillaugh
DDdreamer

12-19-06, 02:49 AM		another drunken master(they wield each other, fear the drunk-chaku!!:bow: )
Lonelywisp

12-21-06, 11:30 PM		A tree

when playing as a drunken master I uprooted a decent sized tree and beat a rhemmorazz to death with it (it took a couple of trees though)