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Urthred 06-22-06, 02:06 PM	I created this thread so there could be a compiled list of fancy cool sayings for when you want to say something spooky, interesting, or funny. post any saying you can think up or have heard that is Evil and refers to necromancery, death, disease, destruction, and general ungoodness. so ill start it out. 1. Evil is a dull deary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. 2.evil will always defeat good because good is stupid :P 3. death follows in my footsteps, death rides on my shoulders, i am death :eek: 4. am i evil? yes i am. am i evil? i am man. :D PS. see similar page for paladins ;)
Wuggadad 06-22-06, 02:26 PM	You can serve me alive, or you can serve me dead. Would you care to assist me in my researches? (Since a necromancer could be researching pain, brain transplants, the effects of electrical stimulation of muscles, the amount of time it takes a person to starve to death... pretty ominous)
greatamericanfolkhero 06-22-06, 02:32 PM	7. Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
Shaggy_Shaggs 06-22-06, 02:36 PM	8. I like... making new friends. :smirk:
Kyle_the_wizard 06-22-06, 02:37 PM	[QUOTE=Urthred]2.evil will always defeat good because good is stupid :P 3. death follows in my footsteps, death rides on my shoulders, i am death :eek: QUOTE] Isn't that form Wheel of time? 8.You may be killed, now but you won't be for long 9. Death is coming for you pathetic fool killed by your own morales you have led yourself and your followers into certain doom, The last thing thru your mind will be of how miserable you failed. (just to make it true spice it up by a suggestion making it happen) (and if they get cocky afterwards a horrid wilting sets em rite)
Draconegia2 06-22-06, 02:59 PM	I'll try not to get too wordy with these: 10. Evil? I am not evil. Don't Trouble me with these childish notions. Evil and good are only significant in context to whatever circumstances underlie the society that is in power at the moment you are using the terms. When my taks here is done, I am afraid you, my coeval audience, will be the evil ones, and me the hero. 11. It is small minded people like you who prefer to believe the judgement of the gods to direct the lives of mortals. Well then, yield your will before my throne, for I am your god now. 12. (gesturing to the legion of zombies following him/her) See these people? First I charmed them. Then I led them. Then I doomed them. Then I broke them. Then I slaughtered them. Then i raised them and bent them to my will more strongly then ever. Do you believe your puny lives matter more to me than any of their's did? 13. The Druids say that death is part of the natural cycle, but that undeath creates needless predators. I say, we need all the predators we can get, as long as I am on top. 14. He who opposes me will find himself knee deep in the blood of his children and made himself deserving of an abode in hell. 15. I have heard that they call me the soul-eater. Test your mettel against me and see for your selves if I deserve such a grandiose name. 16. Long ago, I learned that fear was the most basic and primal of mortal emotions, and thus the easiest to control. I have spent a lifetime studying the crafting of it, learning how to shape fear in creatures such as yourselves like how a potter shapes clay. In many ways it is my artistic talent, though it is a morbid one. Yet, as hard as I worked, I cannot seem to shape fear in you, even after you plumbed the horrific depths of my sanctum. Why is that? I feel as if I should remedy this. (Starts casting some dreadful spell)
Illion the Red 06-22-06, 03:00 PM	17. I am that which your mother could never protect you from in the deepest darkness of the night. You were a perceptive child - you could always tell that I was there. Mommy isn't here anymore hero - your borrowed time is up.
VFults 06-22-06, 03:10 PM	17. "Foolish adventurer, now you will realize the true power of the Negative Plane!" ;) Regards, V
Gadren 06-22-06, 03:18 PM	18. I'm your boogie man that's what I am. I'm here to do whatever I can *dodges rotten tomatoes*
JulesCARV 06-22-06, 03:29 PM	19. Those idiot clerics of the Blood of Vol said that I wasn't wise enough to understand the divine powers over life and death! I spent years mastering the mysteries of undeath on my own, without help from any gods. I'll show those fools! (just wondering whether some necromancers might feel bitter that an evil but non-specialized cleric is usually a better necromancer than an actual specialist necromancer.) 20. Don't blame me. You choose a life of pain and suffering when you became a questing adventurer, rather than becoming an advocate or merchant or some other such sane occupation. Maybe when you were a pretentious teenager you thought it would make life more meaningful or some such hogwash. Well I'm going to make your life very meaningful right now.
Rickiel 06-22-06, 03:32 PM	19: Welcome welcome, do come in why don't you! Allow me to introduce myself and associates. I am Joyce Everclear. And these are my friends, Mr. Rend-a-bone. And Mr. Eviceration. Would you like to play with us? 20: Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary amidst a column of volumnious forgotten lore, nearly napping, until a raven came a tapping, then I killed it and recreated it to suit my morbid whims. Thus it now quotes... *Enter a monstrous abomination of the avian variety.* NEVERMORE!
Another Gnome 06-22-06, 03:37 PM	25. ... At least I think there were in fact 24 entries before this.
green_yawgmoth 06-22-06, 03:40 PM	24: "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
DeathsAudit 06-22-06, 03:43 PM	25. I like dead people. What? You get used to the smell.
Herald@Large 06-22-06, 03:47 PM	26. (Shamelessly stolen from Harry Potter). There is neither good, nor evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it. 27. I'm always willing to lend a hand (or an arm, or a stomach ...)
TrothgardtheMad 06-22-06, 04:26 PM	28. Evil Necromancer: Your Mom's a real freak in the sack. Paladin Player: But my mother's been dead for years! Evil Necromancer: Yessir, a real freak... Sorry couldn't resist a "Yer Mom" joke! Trothgard the Mad
The Colonel 06-22-06, 04:29 PM	29. Reduce, recycle, reanimate (stolen from somewhere)
Analysis 06-22-06, 04:34 PM	30. "You dare oppose me? I shall rend the flesh from your bones, cur! I shall devour your soul, then scatter the pieces of your mind across the planes! Your house, I shall follow to the tenth generation, slaying each and everyone once the... merciful gods have blessed them with children. Unto ten generations back from you, I shall tear the souls of your ancestors from their rest and devour them likewise. All that you hold dear I shall turn to dust, and ashes, and mockeries of what it once was. This I most solemnly swear before all the Powers of the lower planes! Asmodai, Baal, Tiamat, Demogorgon, heed thy servant's call! It's either that, or you pass me the salt right now!"
Sean, THe Incompotent 06-22-06, 04:40 PM	31) Surprised "By the balls of Skelotor" 32) Reveng is a dish best surved cold and nothing is cooler then the grave. 33) You beg for death, my good man death is the least of your worries
cwslyclgh 06-22-06, 04:51 PM	34. "It is no problem a few more zombies can't handle." 35. "First I kill you..." 36. (said with a shrug) "If you don't want to see your relatives as zombies cremate them." 37. "Death comes for all fools; You can hear him knocking at your door right now if you listen."
Dench 06-22-06, 06:29 PM	38. Give me a beer. Make sure it's as cold as a corpse. 39. You kill me with those jokes!! :D 40. Hey, help me lift those bags... be carefull, they are as heavy as a corpse. 41. People! Why the dead faces? :)
OravennasBrother 06-22-06, 06:47 PM	# 42 You kill me once, you kill me twice, you kill me once again, I am an undead lord.
DarkNick 06-22-06, 06:49 PM	43. (while in bed with partner) "I like it when they lie still like that"
Prak, the Mad 06-22-06, 08:51 PM	29. Reduce, recycle, reanimate (stolen from somewhere) a t-shirt
Gilgiga of the Hunt 06-22-06, 09:06 PM	44: Did you say you were lookng for your friends? 45: I have spent ages mastering the forces that controll the mundane lives of the world. I've come to understand the infinite. Life, time, it's become a river that I can damn at will. I have mastered death, what is there that you could do to hurt me? 46: Brightmage, you claim that winds of chaos that grant me power are tainted, how more tainted are they then your weak grasp on the universe? Whereas you take only a small portion of power, limited by what your order has told you is safe, I am unbound. No longer limited by your laws of death and agony. There is no power in the 'verse that can stop me now. 47: Goblin intelects are always enhanced by death. 48: Nothing ruins your day like a flaming zombie. 49: See me and dispair, feel me and die! 50: There's power in the living. Most never tap into it, others can controll a small part. I've come to master it, to twist it to met my own needs.
Whisper_Swiftblade 06-22-06, 09:14 PM	51)anyone can make the living dead, what I do is speshial 52) if it's still got a head, it still can be undead. 53)the dead make good solegers, they are loyal, they follow orders and they don't complain when random boddy parts come off. (a cookie for the first person to get this one) 54) I see dead peaple........then I make them undead
Sean, THe Incompotent 06-22-06, 10:51 PM	53)the dead make good solegers, they are loyal, they follow orders and they don't complain when random boddy parts come off. (a cookie for the first person to get this one) dredge skeleton 1B B: Regenerate 1/1 (ill take my cookie now)
grelna 06-22-06, 11:06 PM	56) My skeleton friends are so cheerful. They're always smiling! 57) You look so tense. Just sit in that chair and let me massage that neck and back for you. Oh dear, your muscles are like iron. You've just got to learn to relax. Surely a paladin isn't always on duty? [minutes later, voice continues some distance away] I went and got some wine that might help. But it looks as if I've trained those hands well. You look much better. 58) What a darling child you are. I just adore children. Here you go, sweetie, I made you a stuffed animal to be your very own. I know you missed your kitty.
Telemon_Ajax 06-22-06, 11:06 PM	53)the dead make good solegers, they are loyal, they follow orders and they don't complain when random boddy parts come off. (a cookie for the first person to get this one) I do believe that's on a magic card of some kind, part of a starter deck i believe :cool:
PortapottyPunk 06-23-06, 02:15 AM	59: (Arm falls off) Oh not again, anyone have any glue? 60: Since death is only the beginning, that means that I have restarted over seven times since I have met you. Thanks a lot! 61: (Dancing) Thriller! Oh, Thriller Night... 62: Would you stop with the-(gets turned) 63: So lets see...what is on the schedual today... -Let loose a plague: Done -Black out the sun: Done -Reanimate dead and raid nearby town: Done -Take out the garbage: Who put this in here? I bet I have a few corpses left in there somewhere... 64: Well it may smell rancid, but at least it's cheap labor.
green_yawgmoth 06-23-06, 02:34 AM	53)the dead make good solegers, they are loyal, they follow orders and they don't complain when random boddy parts come off. (a cookie for the first person to get this one)Nevinyraal! :D http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
shadowrender 06-23-06, 05:10 AM	65. “Life is nothing but a futile spark, struggeling against the darkness but ultimately doomed to failure.I represent the darkness that lies at the end of all. So how can you expect to stop me?” 66. "The dead shall serve." 67. "death is only a temporary inconvenience to those who master its power" 68. "only fools trust in salvation, there is none to give and none to grant" 69. "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" 70. "give in, your pain will stop" 71. "your faults will be erased by aeons of cold servitude." 72. "There is nothing to fear, just death" 73. "all is washed away by the cold embrace of death!" i could go on for a very long while :D
Silverthumb128 06-23-06, 05:27 AM	74. This is what it sounds like... WHEN DOVES CRY!
Thanqol 06-23-06, 05:47 AM	75. "Well, it started as a simple arm graft and I got a bit carried away..."
Deacon Liadon 06-23-06, 07:51 AM	76. Those small minded doctors have delayed me in supremely great work! The re-animation of dead tissue is within my grasp! (Cookie for whoever can place the quote) 77. Lousy adventurers, waking me up. You lot made enough noise to wake the dead. And here they are.
Silverthumb128 06-23-06, 08:42 AM	76. Those small minded doctors have delayed me in supremely great work! The re-animation of dead tissue is within my grasp! (Cookie for whoever can place the quote) That's the Reanimator, right?
kliate 06-23-06, 10:39 AM	78) Death is as death does...nothing to me. 79) Hey, stop playing frisbee with his liver! 80) ...And jump-rope with her intestines! 81) (A Limerick) I once had a puppy named spike. I lost him when he fell on a pike. One wave of my handy And then all was dandy The puppy was newly life-like! 82) Ears...I really do miss those. 83) (Singing) This soul was your soul, this soul is my soul...
BeyondFated 06-23-06, 11:18 AM	76. Those small minded doctors have delayed me in supremely great work! The re-animation of dead tissue is within my grasp! (Cookie for whoever can place the quote) Wasn't this Frankenstien? Anyway... 84) All you see before you is a cold, unfeeling, uncaring army of the undead set to overrun your pitiful country. All I see is my new breed of Assassin Skeletons about to rip your kidneys out. 85) Maniacle laughter is overrated. I much more prefer a bone-chilling giggle. Tee Hee Hee Hee Heeeeee! 86)There once was a man from Nantucket. He disgusted me, so I killed him, and now his corpse is about to club you to death.
Gedrin 06-23-06, 11:39 AM	87) ... (I've never thought necromancers to be the talkative type.)
Quantrill 06-23-06, 03:12 PM	88) Time to go home and crack open a cold one 89) You see...Yor're good Ash, and I'm Bad Ash. See...Good Ash, Bad Ash, Good Ash, Bad Ash... 90) The only thing that seperates a genius from a madman is success
Slightly_Unscrewed 06-23-06, 03:54 PM	91: Will you be my willing servants or undead slaves?
green_yawgmoth 06-23-06, 03:55 PM	92: "There were a few... complications... with your friend there." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
KingGolem 06-25-06, 02:24 PM	20: Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary amidst a column of volumnious forgotten lore, nearly napping, until a raven came a tapping, then I killed it and recreated it to suit my morbid whims. Thus it now quotes... *Enter a monstrous abomination of the avian variety.* NEVERMORE! You fiend! How dare you make a necromantic parody of the most famous work of the greatest american artist ever to live?! Edgar Allan Poe was not, and had nothing to do with necromancers!
Deacon Liadon 06-25-06, 02:36 PM	93. Ok, I admit it. There are a couple of skeletons in my closet. (Silverthumb got it pretty close on placing my quote. It is in fact Herbert West himself, but the line is from the lovecraftian musical "Shoggoth on the Roof".)
metamind 06-25-06, 03:22 PM	[QUOTE=Urthred]2.evil will always defeat good because good is stupid :P Isn't that form Wheel of time? That's from Spaceballs.
TheHumanJackalope 06-25-06, 04:02 PM	94.) <While nonchalantly sitting on his throne with both feet propped up and crossed at the ankle on a zombie that is on its hands and knees> When I was a child my favorite dog was run over by the carriage of a noble men. It was then that I learned of death. Twenty years later, I learned and grew and developed into the man you see before you. Now the noblemen who killed my dog serves me <gestures to the footstool> and my precious Zeke is no longer rotting in the ground. Heal Zeke! <enter huge undead dog with various extra appendages sewn on>
TheHumanJackalope 06-25-06, 04:06 PM	This does not exist. <wiggles fingers in your face> It was never here. <more wiggling> I wish I knew how to just delete it.
green_yawgmoth 06-25-06, 05:10 PM	You fiend! How dare you make a necromantic parody of the most famous work of the greatest american artist ever to live?! Edgar Allan Poe was not, and had nothing to do with necromancers! If we had spellcasting in reality, Poe would've been a necromacer. A bard necromancer lich. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Prak, the Mad 06-25-06, 05:26 PM	95.)(for a Druid Necromancer using K's tome)"WHAT MAKES THE GREEN GRASS GROW?" 96.(ish))(reply from undead army) "BLOOD AND GUTS, MASTER, BLOOD AND GUTS!!!" human jackelope, I have to use that in a game, specifically the huge undead dog. grelna, re:57, I now have to go stat up an undead made from paladins...
TheHumanJackalope 06-25-06, 06:04 PM	I admit it Prak. I've heard of your work and have been stalking you. I especially enjoyed the plot twist in your hamster campaign last Friday. :P I guess it's just a small world. I think its funny reading these 1001... threads and seeing all the stuff that has been done either in campaigns of my own or friend's campaigns.
Temmogen 06-25-06, 10:01 PM	Evil Necromancer: I got stuff that'll take 1000 years to kill ya. And have ya screamin for mercy in the first 10 seconds... Victim: No Pain!! :evillaugh
E. Ravenwood 06-26-06, 08:52 PM	98)Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that? 99) Welcome back to the land of the livin'... NOW PICK UP A SHOVEL AND GET DIGGING! 100) Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth. 101) Groovy.
shadowrender 06-27-06, 12:29 PM	102. All you need is corpses, all you get is hostile heroes, wich amounts to about the same. 103. will you submit or will I have to reanimate you? 104. The power of life is great, the power death has over life is greater still 105. its all about your blood, your sweat and your tears! *stolen from machinehead* 106. You cannot face me, already I feel your warm blood coming to a halt and making you freeze 107. Death comes for all, the strong and the weak, the poor and the rich, and I am the personification of death. 108. The dead are better company then the living, they know when to shut up during long inner monologues 109. now you are only an irritation in my path while in death you are oh so much mre usefull to me 110. Every part of you will have its use in my legion of the dead
FearzThug 06-27-06, 04:56 PM	103. They say evil prevails when good does nothing... it should be. Evil prevails.
Pixie_Tails 06-27-06, 05:42 PM	1: I eat babies! Ahhhh! 2: Evil is good. 3: The fact that i'm a pirate called Captain Hook with a hook for a hand doesn't mean I'm evil. What if my first name is Plot?... 4: I keep company with those I can catch... 5: I kill ponies! 6: What's the difference between a baby and a zombie? I'm not done with the baby yet. 7: Whats worse than a baby put into a corpse golem? A baby put into 6 corpse golems.
UndeadMouse 06-27-06, 05:58 PM	111: Like that does anything? (I actually once said that while playing a dread necromancer)
Joni-san 06-27-06, 06:10 PM	112.) Why can't you die so that I may live...
BloodSpill 06-27-06, 06:49 PM	113) "Um, looks like we've got another slaughtered bandit camp to clean up. Let's draw straws for it. Oh, looks like I lost again. Pass me the bag of onyxes, will you? What for? Well, let's just say the less you know about the soup we've been having over the last few months, the happier you will be."
Temmogen 06-28-06, 11:33 PM	Gnoll Prisoner: Gwrrrllll...You humies will never make me talk....Grwffff......Nothing you can do to me will ever make me talk, you'll have to kill me first...Grrrrr....Snnrrrrkkkkk Evil Ncromancer:You'd be suprised what you can live through.... And my personal favorite... Your death will provide me with a wealth of raw material. Try not to flinch. :evillaugh
ihatedumies 06-29-06, 01:16 AM	ijust dug one grave dont make dig 2 may fav... ...kill them all
Magius_Rerecros 07-02-06, 05:31 PM	52) if it's still got a head, it still can be undead. Even if it doesn't have a head, it can still be undead. I animated a large headless zombie once :P
Damior 07-02-06, 10:57 PM	117.Ugh, why does everyone think necromancy is evil!?
Whisper_Swiftblade 07-02-06, 11:43 PM	117.Ugh, why does everyone think necromancy is evil!? I'm sorry but not "everyboddy" thinks it is evil, infact many of the things on this thread don't bring up evil in any way shape or form
vampymage 07-11-06, 04:47 PM	:bump:
nephsytis 07-12-06, 03:49 PM	118) what do i look for in a woman? the simple answer? maggots. 119) oh no, no hurry. I can sit around and wait for you to die. 120) you may not recognise your own sister, you could say i loved her to death, and then some! 121) i can curse you. i can shrivelled your member and turn your p*** into a black sticky pus which burns. i will send you mad so you constantly shake - your intestines will become a nest of worms, your mouth will brim with their bile, your bowels will disgorge toads in slime, so the rest of your miserable life you will be a worm-ridden, bile-spitting toad-s***ing shudderer. i will make you more ugly than your mother did... (poorly misquoted from the enemy of god by bernard cromwell)
Morbid 07-12-06, 04:38 PM	#2 Might as well just say "Evil will always prevail over good, because good is dumb." And follow it's Spaceball roots.
Kyron_Sleai 07-12-06, 06:08 PM	DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
camble 07-12-06, 06:58 PM	17. I am that which your mother could never protect you from in the deepest darkness of the night. You were a perceptive child - you could always tell that I was there. Mommy isn't here anymore hero - your borrowed time is up. So you where scared of my mom? :D ___________________________________ 122. You dare to take me on. I am Death Incarnate
Nightbay of Verdaise 07-12-06, 07:55 PM	Parts is parts.
ArchonJohn 07-13-06, 07:31 AM	124) Necromancer: I have grown tired of your voice, Human. Prepare to have your soul weep from your eyes! *To Undead slave* Throw him into the pit of Decay and Mortification! Slave: Uhhh... you turned the Pit of Decay and Mortification into the Carnival of Souls last week, Lord. Necromancer: Oh; well... what pits do we have now? Slave: Ummmm... *pulls out list* The only ones not full now are the Pit of Fluffity Obese Bunnies and the Pit of Rending Chains of Evisceration. Necromancer: Ah... Why do I have the Bunny Pit again? Slave: You like the feel of their fur and their floppitiness, Lord. Necromancer: That's right, I remember... To the Pit of Chains with him! Human: F***. 125) This thing you refer to as life... I once held it. I saw it's structure as clear as I see you now. It was flawed; I saw it in its whole, hollow and useless. I saw the spectrum of life as well, all facets and turns. The twists, trinkets, passions and limitations. I saw how to uproot it, to take its very essence and inverse all the weaknesses and flaws. To take the thinnest points, and through my magic make them strengths. Do you not wish for the same? To bring hope and power to all life? The flesh hardened and sinew tightened... the mind sharpened through focus, and the eyes keener through time, is this... immortaility not what we all seek? The answer is yes. I do not abominate life; I enhance it. Come, embrace the absolute power all mortal beings crave, join me and see clearer than you ever will. 126) Sword. Down. Now. 127) Necromancer Your soul. Human What about it? Necromancer I want it. 128) Necromancer Oh that? That's actually a really interesting machine. It makes the worlds best hot chocolate ever. Don't believe me? Well try it! I swear it's got nothing to do with the bound Planetar over there... Honestly! The pipes simply go near him so he can have hot chocolate as well. What's written on the side? Well, that's Infernal for the word 'Plot'. Hero So this is the... 'plot device'? Necromancer ........Yes. Hero Oh. Okay! *pulls lever*
Deadninja352 07-13-06, 09:20 AM	Death is the beginning of life.so i am not evil iam a god!
LCD2YOU 07-13-06, 11:08 AM	131: (I think this is the actuall number) I'd like you better if you were dead. 132: You know, I can help you out with your pain. 133: "The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone The hip bone's connected to the" Oh damn, what comes next? Where's my big pop-out book on bone names?
vampymage 08-24-06, 06:36 PM	:bump:
Comus 08-24-06, 07:54 PM	134: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!" Now to see if anyone knows where that's from...
Dracomortis 08-24-06, 08:13 PM	135) You'd make a nice zombie.
Grandpa Gamer 08-24-06, 10:16 PM	136. At the end of a tiring day, it's always good to come home and crack open a cold one!:rimshot:
Whisper_Swiftblade 08-24-06, 10:58 PM	137) demigod: foolish mortal... necro: mortal? do I look mortal to you go on guess where that came from
Thanqol 08-24-06, 11:28 PM	138: "You have *exellent* bone structure. Just saying."
OctoberRaven 08-25-06, 12:15 AM	Paraphased quotes from my current necro character: 139: Faustus: "Darling always likes it when I'm looking my best." NPC: "You have a lover, Faustus?" Faustus: "Oh yes, haven't you seen her?" *opens the suitcase he's carrying which has a human skeleton in it* "Darling, say hello to our hostess" 140: "Oh, we can't kill him yet, noooo...I like to hear them scream, and see them bleed, it's ever so fun..." 141: "Oh, Darling was so scared, she thought that acid would reduce her to bare bones..." Non-Faustus quotes: 142: "Necromancy isn't evil. It's a tool, just like your sword, or your friend's healing. None of these things are truly good or evil...how it's used, however, make it so. Now do I use Necromancy for evil? Well, I think you already know the answer to that..." 143: "Death is but a doorway, time but a window. I'll be back" 144: "Why did I choose to be a necromancer? Because magic is the ultimate art. Because death is the ultimate force in this world. Demons, devils, and even your precious angels can die. And it's been said that gods themselves can die. Everything that has ever existed in this plane has one thing in common: one day, they will die. Nothing is more powerful than death. And that is why I am a necromancer. Do you understand now?"
Izodor_Shadowcaster 08-25-06, 03:20 AM	115) PC: I am not scared. Go to Hell Necromancer: Hell? You will be there is a few minutes.... <evil laugh> PC: Oh please no, do not kill me. I don't want to go to Hell! Necromancer: Hell?You don't want to go to Hell? 3000 years in hell is better than being five minutes with me and this small pensil.<evil laugh> ;)
Stormbrand 08-25-06, 11:43 AM	145 - Surrender and serve me in life or fight on and serve me in death. I have no preference. 146 - Prisoner: I will never bow down to you! I will never tell you what you want to know! I would die first! Necro: Yes, it can happen in exactly that order.
Issabella 08-25-06, 11:59 AM	"save your petty arguments, morales and reasoining hero, I have debated this before over the centuries with countless others. I still sit upon my throne, they are now part of my throne. Push your chest out, scream your war crys, and prepare the assult you have planned, from your arrangment it seems to be the classic envelope distract I have seen four other times, let us get this boring exercise over."
Thought 08-25-06, 12:19 PM	134: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!" Now to see if anyone knows where that's from... I believe that was from Ghostbusters 2. Can't remember the guys name though. 148: (after the obligatory "but we killed you" when the party sees a necromancer for the second time) You see, it's not that I'm afraid to die, far from it. I just have this thing about remaining dead... it's not me." 149: Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting... (while this is Poe, it has another source in this exact form. Undead cookies to whoever knows it.) 150: I'm not dead yet. (I feel fine, I feel happy) 151: That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die. 152: Fear not those who can destroy the body, but rather those, who having destroyed the flesh, can harm your soul. 153: Where you see death, I see life! Where you have given up, I endure! Where you abandon your friends to the grave, I raise them to a second chance in this world. Between us, who is the true friend?! Who is loyal?! 154: (while preparing to collapse the building on top of everyone) We all die someday, and today is our day. Only some of us will live again. I'll give you one guess as to who.
Garrinol 08-25-06, 12:39 PM	137) demigod: foolish mortal... necro: mortal? do I look mortal to you go on guess where that came from The amazing screw on head, said by emperor zombie. 155: As you are, once I was, as I am, soon you shall be.
OctoberRaven 08-25-06, 05:55 PM	156: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool... Super-mega points to the person who gets THAT reference.
Nived 08-25-06, 07:51 PM	156) "Gentlemen, I have a bone to pick with you." Cue onrushing horde of skelletons* 157) "With all the monstrosities that exist in our world, all the beasts, all the creatures. I find it most amusing that what can illicite the most fear in people is a simple skull. What we all have inside of us, when exposed bring revulsion and horror. A smile may bring comfort, but those same teeth, once the lips and muscle are taken away bring only terror. Our greatest fear is inside of us. Call me morbid but I find that funny."
Thought 08-26-06, 12:42 AM	156: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool... Super-mega points to the person who gets THAT reference. Eternal Darkness (which, really, is a good source for quotes in general... The Darkness comes!)
OctoberRaven 08-26-06, 05:13 AM	Eternal Darkness (which, really, is a good source for quotes in general... The Darkness comes!) You get a Xel'lotath cookie. It's delicious, but steals your sanity.
Thanqol 08-26-06, 06:01 AM	158: Funny. While you're a menacing, terrifing, hulking pile of muscle and rage, all I have to do is snap my fingers and say a few funny words and you'll be filled with a terror too primal and unquenchable for you to comprehend - even as you scream your lungs out, scream until your heart stops...
Trondant 08-26-06, 09:35 AM	above the gate of his house: 159: abandon all hope, ye who enter
Rickiel 08-26-06, 11:59 AM	160: Necro: Wha? What are you heroes doing in my dining room? I didn't send out a horde of skeleton monstrosities! No plague-ridden pack of zombies! I didn't even think to call up my mummy! Hero: Well you should talk or at least write to your mother once a month. Necro: Hmmm...I suppose you're right... but I'm fresh out of ink. Oh well, your blood will have to do *sigh* I guess.
SPEAR9 08-26-06, 11:50 PM	Death is but a door...that leads to my office.Start with the trash,won't you? No,but seriously folks. Servitude,the reward of failure.Death is not mercy,so long as I reign in evil's shadow.
I_am_an_undead 09-01-06, 10:25 AM	162.Evil is merely a perspective which no longer concerns me, [Insert name of the hero here].
SeptimusMagistos 09-02-06, 01:13 PM	163. You can't just burn my army, fools! You can?! You have?! Uh-oh.
Pandaemoni 09-02-06, 01:52 PM	164. Go my legions of undead, and make Melissa pay for laughing at me when I asked her out in the 9th grade! Muahahahaha! and the always popular, for any evil mage: 165. Fools! I'll destroy them all!
Rickiel 09-02-06, 02:08 PM	166: Can't we be friends? 167: The frog dissection from high-school is just child's play. 168: We could most certainly be friends...if you were dead. 169: *singing* It's the end of the world as we know it, and I rule allllll! 170: CRAZY POTATOES!
IrishRover 09-03-06, 12:19 AM	171. ARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!! This wasn't supposed to happen....
Voran 09-03-06, 01:07 AM	172. Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL! 172. You're just dying to meet me, aren't you?
qzujak49 09-03-06, 04:32 AM	referencing some modern phrases 173. Undead Knight: Chivalry is undead. 174. Necro to Cleric: God is undead. 175. Necro: *puts Spectral Hand right in front of PC's face* Talk to the hand. 176. Necro: Undeath, the gift that keeps on taking! 177. Necro: Most necromancers try to animate humans. I prefer creatures with exoskeletons. Especially giant insects. If you crack open the exoskeleton like a clam and clean out the insides, you can fit a slightly smaller giant insect exoskeleton inside of the first one. If you keep repeating this process, you end up with a giant insect that's all exoskeleton.
katarl 09-03-06, 08:09 AM	178. Would you like to join my... family? 179. My... you are a pretty one... aren't you? 180. Why... won't you come in? (has laid glyphs of warding everywhere) Evil is all about dramatic pauses.
SeptimusMagistos 09-03-06, 02:23 PM	181. I am Arrggh!(At this point he gets shot with a magical arrow. Next, he is burned by fire spells.)
Mentality 09-03-06, 04:05 PM	182: Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, shame on me.
Ace the Dead 09-03-06, 04:35 PM	183. I've been around the dead long enough to know what I do not want to be. 184. Life is brief, but death eternal. 185. "I can make you whole once more." -the Grafter.
PolasKasDorion 09-03-06, 10:25 PM	Just pick up some old Infinity Gauntlet issues from Marvel... back when Thanos was pure nihilist... he had some good ones: "Death is akin to love-making... it gets better every time." "Am I not Thanos? Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who force fed me into this hell-called life? My passing wakes crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike. Who better to be death's consort than I?" (may not have quoted that exactly to be fair... it's been a few years since I've read it.)
Gorgosaure 09-03-06, 11:07 PM	186. (loud) Hahahaha ! (pause) I will carve on your skulls my glorious exploits. So that everyone would be the witness of your insignificance ! Prepare to die, stupid party. And Hurry Up ! I have to fetch my children from school. Gorgo
Watchdog_of_Hades 09-03-06, 11:46 PM	187) He's replaceable.
Gorgosaure 09-03-06, 11:57 PM	188. (loud) Hahahaha! (Pause) You will d...? Hu? Where the hell is my compo pouch? (look everywhere, even under his ebon black robe of evileness). Humm.. I waited for you for the dinner, you are on time! (Nice smile) Gorgo
Osedox 09-04-06, 12:20 AM	189. "How long is your left femur? ah yes, and the tibia/fibula? Marvelous, im sure those will fit right in." 190. "Klaatu! Birata! Nikto!" (AoD) 191. "Ogre Zombies, just as strong, except they eat less. (OotS) 192. "Ill need ALL your Black Onyx, yes, just put it into the cart next to that bloody sack."
SeptimusMagistos 09-04-06, 07:59 PM	193. Too late do I realize that I should have become undead as well.
OctoberRaven 09-05-06, 09:53 AM	For a female necromancer who is already partially undead: 194: PC (to other PC): Who is this irrestible creature who has an insaciable love for the dead? Necro: LIVING DEAD GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL
epifreak 09-06-06, 07:12 PM	160: *gesturing to some slavering undead monstrosity* I see the sight of my companion makes you nervous. I tell you the truth when I say you have little to fear from him, for he may only rive the body. His power over you ceases at that fleeting instant when the soul, that intangible essence that penetrates every fiber of your being, driving you onward to love, to hate, to live; that moment when that essence is severed from your now mort flesh. Again I tell you the truth when I tell you that you would do well to fear me, for while my companion's powers are limited to the scope of this mortal coil, mine truly come into their prime during that moment. I tell you the truth a third time; during that fleeting moment, I will capture that essence, preventing your gentle repose in whatever plane towards which you strive. I will capture that pith of your being, and in my hands it will achieve true beauty, for while in you it was wasted, under my careful ministrations it will blossom into a higher form of being, undying. Come to me, my little hero; act as the canvas under my artist's touch. Let me show you the macabre exquisiteness that defines my being, yet you so ignorantly lable "necromancy". Allow me to bestow upon you this wondrous gift. Do not struggle, for struggling only prolongs this imperfection through which you trudge.
speeblefreak 09-06-06, 08:09 PM	If I do not kill you, time will kill you for me. And either way you will be mine. Time to wake up now. Let me fix what nature got wrong. The black lightning withering your body? Birth pangs, that's all. "Respect the sanctity of life?" Why should I respect something so fleeting and imperfect? I know why you have come for me: envy. You envy the immortality and power I have bestowed upon myself. You would cast aside frail mortality and do the same, but you are too weak of stomach. And in this knowledge, you cannot bear to see another revel in that which you lack. But even though you now draw your sword and swear to destroy me, I forgive you your faults. Nay, more: I offer you the chance to fight past your fear, ascend, and join me in that most glorious and enduring of states. All you have to do is lie down and die. You can stop praying, foolish priest. There's nobody up there, waiting to save you. There's nobody to save your friends, whose cold hands hold you fast even now. There's nobody, nothing left between you and this. *sigh* They never get used to it. Too bad for them. Meh heh heh! I am evil! *twirls imaginary mustache* You made it all the way to me? Impressive. I take my hat--no, I take my head off to you fellows. And etiquette insists you do the same. Since you're about to die, I might as well tell you where you went wrong. The third word was "nikto." *cough cough* I am allergic to life. Let me get my meds. *picks up ominous staff* This is no place for one so full of life as you...or do you say that you wish to join the dead?...That is fine. --LoZ: MM You will love your new life. You will love it because I will say that you love it. And you will not possibly be able to disagree. After all, I am...what I am...and you will be...a mockery, barely worthy of undeath. Had you been more cooperative, I might not have been so harsh in assigning you a second form. Are you sorry now? On second thought, do not answer. You are sorry. You are sorry because I say you are sorry. You already feel it, do you not? Of course you do. Enjoy your new life. I won't bother making you scream now. Once you are dead, I can listen to your screams until the end of time.
Seghan 09-06-06, 10:51 PM	-Go Yankees. Eeeevil!!!
conjurer_lord 09-07-06, 12:11 AM	Fool. You cannot slay them all. And if you get close, I will simply pluck your soul from your body. Either way, you will join my army. Now, accepting that inevitability, can't you stop destorying my zombies? It'll only make your work harder later. PC: I am more than my body. (from The Chaos Curse, R. A. Salvatore) Necro: So? All I want is the body. Your soul can fly to its celestial home and watch as the body you honed and strengthened becomes my weapon against your ilk.
Shrindi 09-07-06, 09:48 AM	I created this thread so there could be a compiled list of fancy cool sayings for when you want to say something spooky, interesting, or funny. post any saying you can think up or have heard that is Evil and refers to necromancery, death, disease, destruction, and general ungoodness. so ill start it out. Great thread. :clap: I have already used some of this stuff in my campaign. I even convinced one of the PC's to join my side because of one of my BBEG's expositions. He had to roll up a new character because the bad guys are always on my side of the dm screen. :evillaugh You should have seen jaws dropping. It was great. :devil:
speeblefreak 09-07-06, 10:12 AM	Great thread. :clap: I have already used some of this stuff in my campaign. I even convinced one of the PC's to join my side because of one of my BBEG's expositions. He had to roll up a new character because the bad guys are always on my side of the dm screen. :evillaugh You should have seen jaws dropping. It was great. :devil: That is awesome.
epifreak 09-07-06, 10:54 AM	Great thread. :clap: I have already used some of this stuff in my campaign. I even convinced one of the PC's to join my side because of one of my BBEG's expositions. He had to roll up a new character because the bad guys are always on my side of the dm screen. :evillaugh You should have seen jaws dropping. It was great. :devil: So what line sealed the deal?
Shrindi 09-07-06, 11:09 AM	That is awesome. Thanks, and yes it was fun. Here is what I said to them. Keep in mind that they already lost their ranger to a bone claw that critted her earlier in their adventure through the castle. (Hey, it was a lucky roll) They left her corpse on the floor a level below them. So naturally the bbeg minions brought the corpse to him. Now she is on the side of the bbeg. In a nutshell, somewhat- After welcoming the PCs into my lair- me: <While nonchalantly sitting on his throne with both feet propped up and crossed at the ankle on a zombie that is on its hands and knees> When I was a child my favorite dog was run over by the carriage of a nobleman. It was then that I learned of death. Now the noblemen who killed my dog serves me <gestures to the footstool> and my precious Zeke is no longer rotting in the ground. Heal Zeke! <Enter huge undead dog with various extra appendages sewn on> <now my BBEG vampire necromancer has a ghost dog. neat.> PCs: Something to the effect of "Whatever bad guy! We will crush you!" They were sort of caught off guard by how creepy I set the scene. And by how their ranger friend was an undead minion now. And the party rogue was hiding behind a column. She would not give up her awesome hide and sneak she rolled to speak up. me: This thing you refer to as life... I once held it. I saw its structure as clear as I see you now. It was flawed; I saw it in its whole, hollow and useless. I saw the spectrum of life as well, all the facets and turns, the twists, trinkets, passions and limitations. I saw how to uproot it, to take its very essence and inverse all the weaknesses and flaws. To take the thinnest points, and through my magic make them strengths, do you not wish for the same? Do you not wish to bring hope and power to all life? The flesh hardened and sinew tightened... the mind sharpened through centuries of focus, and the eyes keener through time, is this... immortality not what we all seek? The answer is yes. I do not abominate life; I enhance it. Come, embrace the absolute power all mortal beings crave, join me and see clearer than you ever will. PCs: :noway: (party druid: :plotting: ) Me: (after seeing the druids look of consideration) The Druids say that death is part of the natural cycle, but that undead create needless predators. I say, we need all the predators we can get, as long as I am at the top of the chain. Join me and we will rule the very Krakens of the sea as our pets young druid. Don't you want to command your elders with the power of undeath! Where you see death, I see life! Where you have given up, I endure! Where you abandon your friends to the grave, I raise them to a second chance in this world. (Motioning to their now vampiric ranger)Between us, who is the true friend?! Who is loyal?! (Their ranger answers "You are my lord, everything you showed me was true. They left me on the cold floor and stripped my corpse for my goods and coins!") Druid: YES! I want to join you! Me: Yes!? Druid: YES! Me: Then step up to my throne and take your seat next to me. OOC: I need your miniature and your character sheet. (He hands them over) Party: :shocked: And I had no idea that it would turn out this way either. Just goes to show that as a DM you have to be able to improvise sometimes.
Thanqol 09-07-06, 08:21 PM	Druids tempt to evil so easily. Ages back, while fighting a vampire BBEG, our party druid took a bit of sweet talking from the vamp and flame striked the party. For the *next* campaign, their great foes were a pair of vampires, a fighter and a druid. Speaking of which, I'm also just starting a Dread Necro with a terrible sense of humor and using lines from this thread too :D
epifreak 09-08-06, 12:05 AM	That's pretty sweet that the player was willing to retire his character for the sake of a cool ending. So since the party was now down 2 members, I'm assuming things didn't go well for them after that?
guru7892 09-08-06, 12:16 AM	~200. "I am sick of all these mother ****ing adventurers in this mother ****ing dungeon"
Steidas 09-08-06, 12:57 AM	201. You think you serve your gods? When you're a pile of dust and bones, you serve a spellbook.
Rudi_Schteppen 09-08-06, 01:58 AM	202. 'It's gonna hurt a lot, but you'll be better.' *nervous giggles*
Nobunaga Oda 09-08-06, 02:25 AM	203. All your base are belong to us. 204. I will kill you, then reanimate you, then use you to kill more fools that dare to trepass my dungeon! 205. I am gonna to eat you all alive and this is the bottom line because The Necromancer said so!
Mirannan 09-08-06, 02:56 AM	Nobody thought of this one yet? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.:evillaugh
jokei 09-08-06, 02:58 AM	203. All your base are belong to us. What's this quote from, it's bugging me, I keep hearing it. Maybe it' cause I'm a Brit???
Rude 09-08-06, 04:01 AM	"All your base are belong to us" (often referred to as "All Your Base" or abbreviated AYBABTU, AYBAB2U, or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. While the translation was generally poor, this phrase stood out as particularly humorous. The well-known quotations were taken from the European localization of the Sega Mega Drive port released in 1992. The arcade version of Zero Wing does not include the quote, though it does include an equally butchered ending. Zero Wing was never released in North America and therefore never came to the Sega Genesis, the North American version of the Mega Drive.
Shrindi 09-08-06, 09:29 AM	That's pretty sweet that the player was willing to retire his character for the sake of a cool ending. So since the party was now down 2 members, I'm assuming things didn't go well for them after that? That was how last session ended. The BBEG left with his new minions and they are still in his castle. Since I know one of the players read the boards I don't want to let out what is in store next. They will be able to survive but I want it to be a surprise.
Nobunaga Oda 09-08-06, 12:34 PM	"All your base are belong to us" (often referred to as "All Your Base" or abbreviated AYBABTU, AYBAB2U, or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. While the translation was generally poor, this phrase stood out as particularly humorous. The well-known quotations were taken from the European localization of the Sega Mega Drive port released in 1992. The arcade version of Zero Wing does not include the quote, though it does include an equally butchered ending. Zero Wing was never released in North America and therefore never came to the Sega Genesis, the North American version of the Mega Drive. As seen in this flash animation. http://www.frvade.com/ayb.htm Zero WIng came out in Brazil around 1993, but in my contry the phrase isn´t very famous.
jokei 09-08-06, 12:42 PM	Thanks for that, made me chuckle. As for evil #206 "We are fighting a war on terror"
Gorgosaure 09-08-06, 04:32 PM	207. Black Necro Knight : "Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!" ;) Gorgo -- None shall pass
speeblefreak 09-08-06, 07:37 PM	#206 "We are fighting a war on terror" That quote is completely inappropriate here! Our president has never been known to cast spells from any school, let alone Necromancy! ;) 208 (paraphrased from WotSQ). Why do you profess to hate evil? You would think differently if you only understood it. Evil is one of the fundamental foces of Creation, a force that engenders strength and will. It makes sentient beings aspire to wealth and power. It enables them to subjugate, rob, kill, and deceive. It allows them to do whatever is required to better themselves without a single crippling trave of remorse. Thus, evil is responsible for the very existence of civilization and all the great deeds of your so-called heroes. Without evil, all the peoples of the world would live like animals. I find it astonishing that so many races, blinded by false--"goodly"--religions and prophecies, have lost sight of this self-evident truth.
Whisper_Swiftblade 09-08-06, 07:43 PM	172. Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL! someone has been watching the venture bros.
Osedox 09-08-06, 08:23 PM	That quote is completely inappropriate here! Our president has never been known to cast spells from any school, let alone Necromancy!I dunno, personaly I think he is some sort of high level Illusionist;) .
vampymage 11-22-06, 09:57 PM	:bump: :bump:
Einvaldurinn_mikli 11-24-06, 08:26 PM	*bumb*
Thomas_Covenant 11-24-06, 08:51 PM	209 "First, I kill you." 210 "There are worse fates in this world than death, and I can do all of them." 211 "Sacrificing minions...is there any problem it can't solve?"
Slightly_Unscrewed 11-24-06, 09:05 PM	211 "Sacrificing minions...is there any problem it can't solve?" Ha! OOTS!
obrysii 11-24-06, 09:11 PM	212. "I suggest a course of praying to your impotent god and begging for mercy." 213. "You, who are without mercy, now plead for it?" (To a paladin or other 'kill-on-sight good guys, upon defeat of that being). 214. "Only now, at the end, do you understand: that power which is untamed, untapped, is now mine. Death is in my hand, and in my hand alone does it Take! The Reaper of Life has come, and he strike at my command."
TheAngryFish 11-24-06, 09:20 PM	215.My life for Aiur... i mean, ner'zul... ya, ner'zul 216.you cant even guess how many skeltons are in my closet 217.death is its own reward, you also get dental 218.everyone at the office says im not part of the team, cause y'know, im dead, but im the only one willing to work the graveyard shift
denner 11-24-06, 10:34 PM	219: there is no good, there is no evil, only flesh and the way we use it! 134: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back! Thats from ghostbusters....some evil dude in some pic
MagusBlack 11-24-06, 11:18 PM	Quote: Originally Posted by Comus 134: "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!" Ray, from Ghostbusters 2, quoting Vego's last words before he was poisoned, shot, hung, decapitated, and disembowled (I think in that order). == (From a follower of the Evening Glory): "Your love is weak, and will pass all too swift. Mine is eternal...let me show you the strength it gives me." "There are none more tragic in the Art of necromancy, than those that have loved and lost." "Love or hate me as you will, but live, now and until your final breath. In time we shall meet again."
Ebrion 11-25-06, 05:22 AM	220: To a tavern of drunken party members " How many of you would like to make a donation to the art" 221: A paladin opens the door to find a trio of necros standing there Lead Necro" Can we talk to you about the teachings of Nerull for just a moment sir." Paladin " Crap not Nerulls Witnesses again. No I don't want your stupid pamphlet, or your unlife."
sooperspook 11-25-06, 05:24 AM	45: I have spent ages mastering the forces that controll the mundane lives of the world. I've come to understand the infinite. Life, time, it's become a river that I can damn at will. I have mastered death, what is there that you could do to hurt me? 46: Brightmage, you claim that winds of chaos that grant me power are tainted, how more tainted are they then your weak grasp on the universe? Whereas you take only a small portion of power, limited by what your order has told you is safe, I am unbound. No longer limited by your laws of death and agony. There is no power in the 'verse that can stop me now. . See, the bolded parts are things that no Evil Mastermind should EVER say. Cos the first thing to happen after they say that is SMITE EVIL! Trust me. Damn Paladins:hides:
Neutronium_Dragon 11-25-06, 09:21 AM	Every evil mastermind should read the Evil Overlord list and ensure that they never fall prey to what it discusses. But as for quotes, one that I like for necromancers (borrowed Shamelessly from NWN): "Hark - the bell! It tolls for thee!"
Grandpa Gamer 11-25-06, 10:25 AM	After a long day, it's always nice to come home and crack open a 'cold one'! :D :yuck:
Yodaman23 11-25-06, 02:11 PM	222. "These are my kitties" (Points to 666 black undead cats) 223. "See my friends here, they were once living bodies such as yourselfs. They were once adventurers, such as yourselfs. And they once wandered into my home trying to kill me just because I kill things and reanimate them, just as yourselfs."
epifreak 11-25-06, 06:29 PM	Every evil mastermind should read the Evil Overlord list and ensure that they never fall prey to what it discusses. But as for quotes, one that I like for necromancers (borrowed Shamelessly from NWN): "Hark - the bell! It tolls for thee!" Or, you know, misquoting John Donne....either/or.
speeblefreak 11-26-06, 01:44 PM	224. Before we fight, would you mind taking this quiz? It will help me determine what sort of undead role you will fit best.
Grod_The_Giant 11-28-06, 09:31 PM	evil? you think you know evil? Well, I didn't just write the book on evil, I killed the editor, burned down the factory, unleshed a plauge the killed half the city, reanimated them as zombies and took over the country! On my day off.
Electricall 11-28-06, 10:22 PM	19: Welcome welcome, do come in why don't you! Allow me to introduce myself and associates. I am Joyce Everclear. And these are my friends, Mr. Rend-a-bone. And Mr. Eviceration. Would you like to play with us? 20: Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary amidst a column of volumnious forgotten lore, nearly napping, until a raven came a tapping, then I killed it and recreated it to suit my morbid whims. Thus it now quotes... *Enter a monstrous abomination of the avian variety.* NEVERMORE! Awesome. 226. "Hello, hello. Sorry about that old pit trap, I never seem to get around to removing it. Oh, and the gargoyles were actually meant to be ornamental, but the artist tricked me. And I hope you didn't run into that horde of zombies, those were definitely not made by me. No, absolutely not. I wouldn't create zombies, haha, now that's preposterous."
speeblefreak 11-29-06, 12:12 AM	227. There is nothing so simple and pefect as death, and so I have only this to say: Die. 228. Has anyone seen Fantasia? Because I just love A Night on Bald Mountain. 229. And so the enternal game between Life and Death continues. I see Life has decided to lead with its pawns. *a pair of sword-wielding corpses stomps forward* Meet Death's knights. 230. Make these moments your happiest, so that you will have something to look back upon during the eternity of agony that awaits you.
halflingvampire 12-01-06, 01:03 PM	231. Just ignore those pentagrams. 232. Those skeletons are there for the anatomy classes I teach at the community college. 233. Welcome to the Hotel California... 234. it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...(Mr. Roger's ancestor, Faust) 235. Windows 95 Necromancer: "Blue Screen of Undeath!!!"
Ephemeron 12-01-06, 02:16 PM	236. Lazarus, come forth! :schemes:
Magetastic 12-01-06, 03:16 PM	237. (not realy a necromancer saying but it works with most kinds of wizards) "You haven't succeded as a wizard until there are five or six inevatibles that want to kill you, and aren't powerfull enough to do it.
Slightly_Unscrewed 12-01-06, 07:53 PM	238: In all the world, there is one thing man truly fears: The Unknown. Is it so horrible I try to conquer the mysteries of death, so that man need not fear the unknown of dying?
Whisper_Swiftblade 12-02-06, 12:38 AM	239) "necromancer? Sir I am no necromancer, I am mearly a....recyclist. some people recycle metal, some paper, and I recycle boddies, not that's not evil is it?" *whates for pally to turn around and leave* "Sucker!"
Thomas_Covenant 12-02-06, 02:38 AM	236. Lazarus, come forth! :schemes:Ohh....that is simply dirty.....:clap:
Tehril 12-02-06, 04:14 AM	240) Cigarette? (sorry.... couldn't resist that old death dealing line...) 241) I love it when a corpse comes together... 242) What? These bodies? They aren't mine, never seen em before! Eh? They're moving about and moaning? Oh dear... (begins casting Finger of Death)...
speeblefreak 12-02-06, 01:01 PM	236. Lazarus, come forth! :schemes: :rofl: Nicely done, sir! Nicely done! :clap:
halflingvampire 12-04-06, 09:33 AM	243. (not really saying, but a perfect zombie) Tupac 244. Those moaning coffins over there? No, i just bought those for halloween and never got rid of em. They add a certain feel of death, though, huh? (Skeletons burst from coffins) 245. Evil them music, please! (Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper starts playing in background)
Archmage_of_Blood 12-04-06, 04:42 PM	246. Just because I'm "Lichloved" doesn't mean it was with a lich." (Don't get it? Get BoVD)
Jindar 12-04-06, 05:24 PM	247: Death is my master just as I am yours 248: The blind eye sees no light 249: Let's see what you're made of 250: You blood is my wine, your soul is my meat, your skin is my bread, your pain is my pudding.:emp:
speeblefreak 12-04-06, 10:11 PM	251. Your arrogance blinds you. Soon blindness will be the least of your worries. :emp:
Cherubaddon 12-04-06, 10:40 PM	246. Just because I'm "Lichloved" doesn't mean it was with a lich." (Don't get it? Get BoVD) :rofl: Utterly digusting. :rofl:
Kargush 12-05-06, 05:53 AM	10. Evil? I am not evil. Don't Trouble me with these childish notions. Evil and good are only significant in context to whatever circumstances underlie the society that is in power at the moment you are using the terms. When my taks here is done, I am afraid you, my coeval audience, will be the evil ones, and me the hero. Ooooohhh.... I like... I'll borrow that if you don't mind! *evil cackle*
halflingvampire 12-05-06, 09:21 AM	The leg bone's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the backbone, the backbone's connected to the brainstem...etc.,etc.,etc.
speeblefreak 12-05-06, 08:58 PM	253. I could dispatch my zombies to crush your bones, my vampires to drain your blood, or my ghouls to devour your flesh, but these are all so crude. Rather, it will be your very souls which I tear to shreds. 254. I can taste your fear. It flavors the soul so deliciously. 255. You humans place life on a pedestal, but the sappers are on my side. 256. (sings) Here's hint of soul stuck inside a corpse Pardon me, monsieur, you won't be needing this no more. Shouldn't be to hard to mould. Add it to the horde! Add it to the stock! Here among the evil dead a breath away from hell You get accustomed to the smell. Well, someone's got to raise them up--my friends-- Bodies in the graveyard, law and order tumbling down. Someone's got to raise up these odds and ends Ere the conquest of the town. Here's an onyx jewel! And a dying fool! Wouldn't want to waste him; that would really be a crime. Thank you sir, I'm in your debt. Here's a little toy! Animate the boy! His heart's no longer going and he's lived his little time, But his body's working yet. Well, someone's got to raise them up--my friends-- Before the little harvest is interred into the mud. Someone's got to raise up these odds and ends When the gutters run with blood. It's a world where the ghouls eat the dogs, Where I raise up the bones in the street, And the gods in their heavens, they don't interfere 'Cause they're dead as the stiffs at my feet! I raise my eyes to see the heavens and only the moon looks down! The harvest moon shines down!
Slightly_Unscrewed 12-05-06, 09:52 PM	256. (sings) Here's hint of soul stuck inside a corpse Pardon me, monsieur, you won't be needing this no more. Shouldn't be to hard to mould. Add it to the horde! Add it to the stock! Here among the evil dead a breath away from hell You get accustomed to the smell. Well, someone's got to raise them up--my friends-- Bodies in the graveyard, law and order tumbling down. Someone's got to raise up these odds and ends Ere the conquest of the town. Here's an onyx jewel! And a dying fool! Wouldn't want to waste him; that would really be a crime. Thank you sir, I'm in your debt. Here's a little toy! Animate the boy! His heart's no longer going and he's lived his little time, But his body's working yet. Well, someone's got to raise them up--my friends-- Before the little harvest is interred into the mud. Someone's got to raise up these odds and ends When the gutters run with blood. It's a world where the ghouls eat the dogs, Where I raise up the bones in the street, And the gods in their heavens, they don't interfere 'Cause they're dead as the stiffs at my feet! I raise my eyes to see the heavens and only the moon looks down! The harvest moon shines down! :clap: Now that's cool.
EntropyDawn 12-06-06, 11:16 AM	Where is 21-24? :D "Ooops, Maybe I should feed him. He looks hungry.... and dangerous" *famous last words of a necromancer* Quoted from Thought: 149: Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting... (while this is Poe, it has another source in this exact form. Undead cookies to whoever knows it.) Nintendo Game cube: Eternal Darkness (awesome game !) Quoted from October Raven: 156: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool... Super-mega points to the person who gets THAT reference. Isnt that from Lovecrafts Movie "From Beyond"
Archmage_of_Blood 12-07-06, 08:06 PM	246. Just because I'm "Lichloved" doesn't mean it was with a lich." (Don't get it? Get BoVD) Adding to my earlier quote: 246 pt.2/ 257: "It just happened to be a 'Flayer Zombie.
Tevish Szat 12-07-06, 11:20 PM	257: "It is all in my grasp. Every petty dream, every grand scheme, every soul, every fear. It all flows through me and from me." 258: "Let me tell you something about dreams and dreaming. Those idle thoughts with which you while away every night are nothing compared to the dreams of the dead. The dead sleep and their dreams shape the multiverse. This world is MY dream, the dream of my sort, and all those within shall be subject to the will of the dreamers. For you, pitiful living souls, it shall be a nightmare from which you never wake."
Stardrake 12-07-06, 11:32 PM	259. "Life? Don't talk to me about life....."
Callista 12-08-06, 01:11 AM	260. Entropy always wins. Stop fighting and enjoy the ride.
EntropyDawn 12-08-06, 11:02 AM	260. Entropy always wins. Stop fighting and enjoy the ride. hehehe, I like! (me winning is always good for me)
Tevish Szat 12-08-06, 01:30 PM	It's very doomguard.
speeblefreak 12-08-06, 07:31 PM	261. (sings) On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A partridge as a zombie! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two spectral doves And a partridge as a zombie! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight mohrgs a murd'ring, Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine Hades burning, Eight mohrgs a murd'ring, Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten liches scheming, Nine Hades burning, Eight mohrgs a murd'ring, Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven banshees keening, Ten liches scheming, Nine Hades burning, Eight mohrgs a murd'ring, Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie! On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve ghosts a-haunting, Eleven banshees keening, Ten liches scheming, Nine Hades burning, Eight mohrgs a murd'ring, Seven souls a-screaming, Six ghasts a-slaying, Five gho-oul kings, Four rotting birds, Three dead hens, Two spectral doves, And a partridge as a zombie!
Archmage_of_Blood 12-10-06, 05:13 PM	262. :pint: "Always look on the bright side of death (Whistles)." :pint: A cookie to whoever gets where this is from. ....Well, it's pretty easy, so I had some of the cookie first.
Rickiel 12-10-06, 05:46 PM	Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'. Cookie please :D 263: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
gullas 12-10-06, 05:54 PM	264. Ohh .. I just love the brownies my lich makes every thursday......care to join me:D??
Archmage_of_Blood 12-10-06, 05:59 PM	:cookie: :cookie: Here's two, because I like your post. MP& The Holy Grail, right?
Rickiel 12-10-06, 06:30 PM	Quite right! Thank you for the cookies! 265: I am not yet dead! I feel happy! (Zombies happily devouring people)
Archmage_of_Blood 12-10-06, 06:37 PM	I wonder if this is going to be a MP quote thread instead of a 101 Evil Necro Saying thread...
sickien 12-11-06, 01:32 AM	"Life is become bloated and corrupted, only death is so pure, so untouched, i have not given myself to the unlife for it is a gift, one that I shall give to all who call themselves children of gods for it only I who can, i am the necromancer, the life reaver, i am the vassal of death" I just made this up and did not check of any close to it came up so well i hope you like it.
halflingvampire 12-11-06, 09:53 AM	"Always look on the brighter side of Death..." **enter suicide squad from Life of Brian**
Archmage_of_Blood 12-14-06, 03:21 PM	Oh God, I can't believe I'm going to say this... *sigh*:twitch: 267: "Hah heroes! I've almost beaten you! (Pauses and pulls out a laptop) Just let me check the 101 Evil Necromancer Sayings thread on the WoTC message boards first..." Hero: "What's a message board?" Necro: "Silence!" [Insert saying here] TPK. The End.
Rickiel 12-14-06, 03:27 PM	268: Whom am I? Why they call me ole Billy. Ole Billy Bones! 269: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a Lich, What about you? 270: Pardon me my good sir, but, pray tell, do you happen to have on your person a black onyx gem by any chance? Tis for a noble cause I assure you. 271: Raise Dead's overrated.
LivingShadow 12-17-06, 08:08 AM	272. Rest assured that you will be recycled.
LivingShadow 12-21-06, 04:35 PM	Because I like this thread. :bump:
journeyman777 12-21-06, 06:29 PM	273. Never grow tired, never grow stressed, never get sick, these are the blessed. All gods demand your life in one way or another, but I can return what the gods and mortality take from you. 274. Evil? I worked, lived, and died in a culture that was ancient before your homeland even existed. What claim can you have to understand my thoughts, my soul? 275. (After party insults the lich) I need not trade barbs with you. After all, even the dead do not speak ill of the dead. 276. Speak ill of the dead? Never! I am quite outspoken on the usefulness of the dead. 277. Men speak of killing time, while time quietly kills them. Me? I just return the favor. 278. "Be Afraid" (casts cause fear) 279. "Be very afraid" (makes an intimidate check to worsen him to frightened)
Tevish Szat 12-22-06, 01:37 AM	280: (Cookie for reference) "An Adventurer? really? Can I have your liver, then?" 281: "In the deepest hours of night, when the feeble star you call the sun has sunk far too deep into the heart of the dark to be remembered in the sky, I will come for you. I will not come tomorrow or next week or even next year, perhaps. No... you will look over your shoulder every second of every night, and sleep with one eye open if you sleep at all, for as long as I care to have you do so. You will remember this despite the fact you woudl rather forget for your sanity;s sake. because you would rather forget, and because, no matter how fast or far you run or how well you hide, hero, I will come for you."
Lich_girl 12-24-06, 10:21 AM	282: "Hey! Who's the archvillain here?" (OOtS) 283: "You have a nice skeleton...uh, figure." (said by my dread necromancer when he was trying to chat up a girl)
Spikes01k 12-24-06, 10:34 AM	284. Let me introduce you to something that never fails in the end. 285. Do I have any moral fiber?! I've got some much morale fiber I could crap a priest! .... (Stands there and ponders for a moment) hum?
Archmage_of_Blood 12-24-06, 03:19 PM	285. Do I have any moral fiber?! I've got some much morale fiber I could crap a priest! .... (Stands there and ponders for a moment) hum? That is the #1 funniest thing I've ever read. I told my whole family, over for Christmas Eve, and we all laughed for 10 minutes.
rivaltuna 12-24-06, 07:06 PM	That is the #1 funniest thing I've ever read. I told my whole family, over for Christmas Eve, and we all laughed for 10 minutes. I laughed myself for a good 5 minutes
Kassil 12-29-06, 03:06 AM	286) You know, they say that cold is merely the absence of warmth, the darkness the absence of light. But tell me - what if this were the other way, that light and warmth are the void, while cold and darkness is energy? Come, gentlefolk, and let me replace the void you call life. 287) Others destroy and bring ruin. They slay without care, tear down the great works of the past, and squander it all for a few days of glory. I endure, I rebuild, and I ensure that the glories of the past remain for the future. Do you mean to tell me that this is truly such a heinous crime? 288) I care nothing for your hollow morals and bankrupt ethics, mortal. I crave knowledge, and only through this immortality can I truly achieve my goal. Who could I harm, dwelling in this lost tower beyond the borders of civilized lands? Begone, lest I show you the fruits of my studies firsthand. 289) You accuse me of evil? Tell me, how many thinking creatures have you slain, to become powerful enough to challenge me? How many whose only crime was to be in the wrong place when your blood-drenched weapon stole their existence from them? Far more blood has poured over your hands than mine, for I only take those who have already surrendered to death, rather than forcing such pain upon another being.
Prak, the Mad 01-01-07, 04:49 AM	216.you cant even guess how many skeltons are in my closet 290) ...Hell, I can't even guess how many skeletons are in my closets...
Frylord 01-01-07, 12:25 PM	291. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. The living seem to be not able to break the habit of dieing." Eh... my first try...
Poison_Dusk 01-08-07, 12:27 AM	392. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I;m dead, and I'm colorblind. 1 million cookies to the first to get that one!
Kassil 01-08-07, 02:10 AM	392. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I;m dead, and I'm colorblind. 1 million cookies to the first to get that one! World of Warcraft, Male Undead /silly command. I'll forego the cookies in exchange for a harder one next time.
fascistjesus 01-20-07, 01:01 AM	393. In your teachings it says that hope glows brightest in the dark. I am going to give you... hope.
skydin 01-20-07, 02:28 AM	394.sick,you call me sick,i call you sick,with your grunts and sweating and fluids,ugh,my servants are utterly mine,beyond betrayal,and in all things we at least are clean.
Drascin 01-21-07, 09:23 AM	289) You accuse me of evil? Tell me, how many thinking creatures have you slain, to become powerful enough to challenge me? How many whose only crime was to be in the wrong place when your blood-drenched weapon stole their existence from them? Far more blood has poured over your hands than mine, for I only take those who have already surrendered to death, rather than forcing such pain upon another being. I'm so very yoinking this one. Love it. If this doesn't give a PC pause, either he's deaf or utterly evil.
Return of the Flumph 01-21-07, 10:04 AM	I'm so very yoinking this one. Love it. If this doesn't give a PC pause, either he's deaf or utterly evil. I think an EVIL necromancer does kill plenty of living people. That's why they are "evil" and not just a necromancer.
Namation 01-21-07, 10:07 AM	395: Dying is simply a bad excuse to stop working. 396: Life is like a thousand candles placed below a starless sky, each glowing with energy, each shinning into the void beyond, such beauty such delicate beauty, would i not be more a villain did i not do this? would i not be a fool if i did not weave the flames, THAT was my art, i weaved the flames of life, from which all else springs, i molded it in my hands, and then i ascended, does the artist not scuff at the work of lesser men? at the failed painting of a child, how can i then respect this flame, this LIFE when i have created flames of my own, when i have weaved the very void, when i have forced that which is not to shine brighter then life itself! I turn the darkend sky into a flaming sea! I light the stars while others fiddle with candles! Life is my art, and death.. is my tool.
blood_of_the_ancient 01-21-07, 12:45 PM	Pale Master Tatsel Ganav says... 397) Yanking souls really isn't all that hard. It's all in the wrist. 398) Pally: "You summon unholy mockeries of life to do your bidding. What's there not to hate?" Tatsel: "My bidding." ((note: he is trying to gain the pally's trust and corrupt her, not be a nice guy - Tatsel is more horribly evil than the BBEGs in a lot of his games)) 399) Explaining why the paladin should not assume him to be evil, "Does the light not shine brightest in the darkest night? Sometimes the greatest cloaks itself with the most vile of evils..." 400) Fighter: "Why do I seem to attract freaks?" Tatsel: "You are assuming me a freak, because I have a fractured mind, am addicted to a nice weed, and use unorthodox magic? How are you to know that I did not lead a traumatic childhood, or terrible life, and use such a drug to numb the pain? That would be a relatively normal type of thing for person. As would someone using necromancy, especially in Karrnath. Am I truly such a freak, or do I simply not fit your personal world view of Eberron?" 401) Tatsel built a skeletal horse, "Ah! Any excess equipment, shove it in my horse. He doesn't mind, does he Bonnie Jack David Earl Fill Gerard Harrie Ickabod Kurt Paul Larry Matt Neville Orville Calving Quebert Richard Sweet Tart Ungridge Vick William Xanthas You Zack Albert?" We've taken to calling the horse 'Alphabet.' 401) "POKE OF DEATH!" *casts maximized inflict moderate wounds*
rulerofDarkness 01-21-07, 01:53 PM	402 You fools I am the powers of death,Decay,plague,undeath, And you you are nothing!!!!!
Kassil 01-21-07, 02:08 PM	I'm so very yoinking this one. Love it. If this doesn't give a PC pause, either he's deaf or utterly evil. Glad you appreciate it. I think an EVIL necromancer does kill plenty of living people. That's why they are "evil" and not just a necromancer. Not necessarily; he may raid graveyards and use them to establish a harsh dictatorship, traffic in the slavery and torture of the living as well as the dead, political maneuvering to take over a nation (think 'evil grand vizier' from stereotyped fantasy), summon and abuse the souls of the dead for his own ends, and any number of other evil acts without actually directly killing anyone. And even if he does... What keeps him from saying that anyway? Evil generally isn't known for honesty if a lie will get them an advantage.
Return of the Flumph 01-21-07, 02:28 PM	Glad you appreciate it. Not necessarily; he may raid graveyards and use them to establish a harsh dictatorship, traffic in the slavery and torture of the living as well as the dead, political maneuvering to take over a nation (think 'evil grand vizier' from stereotyped fantasy), summon and abuse the souls of the dead for his own ends, and any number of other evil acts without actually directly killing anyone. Hard to create a dictatorship, make slave raids, or take over a nation without killing at least a few people. Even if he hasn't killed them himself, he was certainly ordered his minions to kill many of his enemies. And even if he does... What keeps him from saying that anyway? Evil generally isn't known for honesty if a lie will get them an advantage. You've got me on that one.
Kassil 01-21-07, 03:02 PM	Hard to create a dictatorship, make slave raids, or take over a nation without killing at least a few people. Even if he hasn't killed them himself, he was certainly ordered his minions to kill many of his enemies. One of the greatest abilities of the sentient mind is the ability to rationalize things, and either refuse blame (I merely told them to do something; how they did it is not my fault) or take on too much blame (I said I would protect them, and I failed when the tornado tore apart the entire village! I don't deserve to live for this failure!) In his own mind, anyone who uses the line I gave may very well be using the first rationalization; he didn't directly kill anyone, so his hands are clean. Of course, if he works for someone else, his hands might be metaphorically clean because he simply takes the corpses they give him and does things with them, rather than making his own, as well. This is one of those things where you can really argue either way, depending on which viewpoint you choose to look at it from, though. From the standpoint of the alignment system, I agree that anyone doing most of those deeds would be guilty of killing, if only by proxy. From the point of internal rationalization, the necromancer could probably absolve himself of any blame with the right line of logic. This sort of thing usually starts with the concept of 'for the greater good', after all...
LastTestiment 02-04-07, 04:31 PM	403) Every man lives, not every man truely dies.:eek: 404) i see undead people!:eek: 405) Do you smell something? *sniff* Oh, its just the trupes.:P 406)There all be mine in the end.:evillaugh Bad spelling, sorry. Thoes are all from warcraft lll, The necromancer says them.
GunmasterG9 02-11-07, 12:38 PM	407) My minions serve me twice; in dying and in death. (yup, another reference)
Lyinginbedmon 02-11-07, 12:40 PM	408. My ancestors rule the dead, but I shall extend their reign
speeblefreak 02-11-07, 01:48 PM	409. The arm bone's connected to the wrist bone, the wrist bone's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's embedded in your ribcage...
Urthred 06-21-07, 02:59 AM	woo! Thanks for a ll the posts and im pleased to say they have come in hand and my lich necomancer has scared off many an annoying intruder with them (only to have them die as they tried to leave and lets say "recruited" into my army. that said im also gotta say that this quote is the funnist thing ive read yet! Oh God, I can't believe I'm going to say this... *sigh*:twitch: 267: "Hah heroes! I've almost beaten you! (Pauses and pulls out a laptop) Just let me check the 101 Evil Necromancer Sayings thread on the WoTC message boards first..." Hero: "What's a message board?" Necro: "Silence!" [Insert saying here] TPK. The End.
TheCrawlingSpleen 06-21-07, 03:54 AM	45: I have spent ages mastering the forces that controll the mundane lives of the world. I've come to understand the infinite. Life, time, it's become a river that I can damn at will. I have mastered death, what is there that you could do to hurt me? Insert Smite Evil here.
AffableDoomwalker 06-21-07, 04:22 AM	410. Well just because I feed 'em well and I make 'em talk dirty in a bawdy house, doesn't mean I've got eyes for them, I might just want their bones, k' Jim?
V8122 06-21-07, 04:51 AM	411(!). Im out of quotes so just DIE! 412. "Please make me a mummy, please?" Necro: I would child, but the child labor authorities have been eyeing me like a hawk! (cookie for the refarence) 413. (may have been said) I said I was a necroMANCER you fool! MANCER!
Leo 06-21-07, 09:22 AM	414-The end justifies the means. What do I care if I rule over the dead rather than over the living? The dead ask fewer questions. Cookie for anyone who finds the reference.
Avatar of Kokusho 06-21-07, 09:40 AM	Necromancer to random weak undead creature- "Go away, or I'll hurt you so much you'll wish you could die!"
RealSorceror 06-21-07, 10:07 AM	416). Actual character quote, Saalazar to his emo apprentice: "Kid, you should never cut yourself. Instead, you should cut other people, or at least threaten to in order to get what you want."
Archangel62 06-21-07, 10:20 AM	411(!). Im out of quotes so just DIE! 412. "Please make me a mummy, please?" Necro: I would child, but the child labor authorities have been eyeing me like a hawk! (cookie for the refarence) 413. (may have been said) I said I was a necroMANCER you fool! MANCER! Simpsons reference from the flying hellfish episode 417) *said as a lich to living apprentice* Yes, I do appreciate your work but please, remember that I'm not one of those horrid biophiliacs you hear so much about. 418) The problem with undeath is when you get that whole phantom sensory system thing going. 419) Ok, am I the only one who wonders why we tend to create so many undead that like to eat...ACCCCCKK
Dragoon 06-21-07, 02:16 PM	420: You do know that your first mistake was to assume that I was your average necromancer. Your second mistake was to think I was insane. I'm quite sane, thank you very much. That's why I had gaping mouths installed in the floors to consume people. Insane people can't plan that far ahead. 421: Eat your soul? Dear heavens no. I need to keep my skeleton figure you know. 421 a: However, Bobbo here will.
V8122 06-22-07, 07:23 PM	Simpsons reference from the flying hellfish episode 417) *said as a lich to living apprentice* Yes, I do appreciate your work but please, remember that I'm not one of those horrid biophiliacs you hear so much about. 418) The problem with undeath is when you get that whole phantom sensory system thing going. 419) Ok, am I the only one who wonders why we tend to create so many undead that like to eat...ACCCCCKK :cookie: and 417 is a reference to OTS, one of the more recent ones.