42 Midgets VS. Lion [Archive] - Wizards Community

42 Midgets VS. Lion [Archive] - Wizards Community

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P33KAJ3W
06-06-05, 05:29 PM 42 Midgets VS. Lion (http://http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCamb odianRing-Fight.htm)

Midgets
• -4 strength, -4 dexterity, –4 Charisma.
• Small: As a Small creature, a midget gains a +1 size bonus to Armor Class, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, and a +4 size bonus on Hide checks, but he uses smaller weapons than humans use, and his lifting and carrying limits are three-quarters of those of a Medium character.
• Midgets base land speed is 20 feet.
• Favored Class: Any. When determining whether a multiclass human takes an experience point penalty, his or her highest-level class does not count.
• -1 ecl

Random Midget

Male Midget Fighter 1
Lawful Good

Strength 9 (-1)
Dexterity 8 (-1)
Constitution 11 (+0)
Intelligence 10 (+0)
Wisdom 9 (-1)
Charisma 4 (-3)

Size: Small
Height: 3' 8"
Weight: 46 lb
Skin: Tan
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair: Dark Brown; Straight; Beardless

Total Hit Points: 10

Speed: 30 feet

Armor Class: 10 = 10 -1 [dexterity] +1 [small]

Touch AC: 10
Flat-footed: 10

Initiative modifier: -1 = -1 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +2 = 2 [base]
Reflex save: -1 = 0 [base] -1 [dexterity]
Will save: -1 = 0 [base] -1 [wisdom]
Attack (shortspear): +1 (1d4 -1 20x2) = 1 [base] -1 [strength] +1 [small]
Grapple check: -4 = 1 [base] -1 [strength] -4 [small]

Languages: Common

Short Spear [1d4, crit x2, range inc 20 ft., 1 1/2 lb, two-handed, piercing]

Feats:
Combat Reflexes
Run

Handle Animal Cha 1 = -3 +4
Tumble Dex* 1 = -1 +2

Random Midget's Equipment:
Short Spear

Quantity 42 vs...

LION
Large Animal
Hit Dice: 5d8+10 (32 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +3 Dex, +3 natural), touch 12, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+12
Attack: Claw +7 melee (1d4+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +7 melee (1d4+5) and bite +2 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Pounce, improved grab, rake 1d4+2
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6
Skills: Balance +7, Hide +3*, Listen +5, Move Silently +11, Spot +5
Feats: Alertness, Run
Environment: Warm plains
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pride (6–10)
Challenge Rating: 3
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: —
The statistics presented here describe a male African lion, which is 5 to 8 feet long and weighs 330 to 550 pounds. Females are slightly smaller but use the same statistics.
Combat
Pounce (Ex): If a lion charges a foe, it can make a full attack, including two rake attacks.
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, a lion must hit with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the grapple check, it establishes a hold and can rake.
Rake (Ex): Attack bonus +7 melee, damage 1d4+2.
Skills: Lions have a +4 racial bonus on Balance, Hide, and Move Silently checks. *In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus improves to +12.

Let us see what the Encounter calculator says...

Difficulty: 0% - Obscene
Advice to charicters: Start making new characters

WHY DID THEY NOT JUST TEST THE ECL FIRST - GAWD!
Solaris
06-06-05, 06:06 PM 42 Midgets VS. Lion (http://http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCamb odianRing-Fight.htm)

It never happened.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
(Down with the wizards.com redirect nanny)
P33KAJ3W
06-06-05, 06:17 PM I know that but midgets vs. lion makes good fun!
Thorak
06-06-05, 06:36 PM I know that but midgets vs. lion makes good fun!
For who, the midgets, the lion, or the bloodthirsty arses who forced the two to battle to the death?
Solaris
06-06-05, 06:41 PM For who, the midgets, the lion, or the bloodthirsty arses who forced the two to battle to the death?

You missed the part about how it never happened, didn't you?
P33KAJ3W
06-06-05, 06:57 PM For me...
Thorak
06-06-05, 10:17 PM You missed the part about how it never happened, didn't you?
Not at all. I was referring to bloodthirsty pikachu's insistence that it would be "good fun".
ILL34GL3
06-06-05, 11:23 PM Sheesh, ever heard of make-believe?
boredgremlin
06-06-05, 11:40 PM Actually it does happen. One of cambodia's national pasttimes is pitting human beings, especially midgets unarmed against animals. They have one big event each year with numerous smaller events spaced throughout the year.

When it comes to human beings you will be very hard pressed to find any act, no matter how cruel or depraved that hasnt been considered a sport or fun entertainment by somebody.
ILL34GL3
06-06-05, 11:41 PM Prove it. Post a link. That isn't faked. I'd love for you to prove that this midget vs. lion stuff happens.
Vaalingrade Ashland
06-06-05, 11:49 PM Not at all. I was referring to bloodthirsty pikachu's insistence that it would be "good fun".
Last night, my character poisoned a well. What a right bastard I am.
ILL34GL3
06-06-05, 11:59 PM [sarcasm]You crazy, evil some kind of a satan worshiper prolly gonna kill yo'self.[sarcasm]
boredgremlin
06-07-05, 12:57 AM Prove it. Post a link. That isn't faked. I'd love for you to prove that this midget vs. lion stuff happens.

Search for yourself. When you send me a check for my time and services then i will be happy to be your tour guide to the world of the wierd, wild, and deranged. Till then your on your own.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
P33KAJ3W 06-06-05, 05:29 PM	42 Midgets VS. Lion (http://http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCamb odianRing-Fight.htm) Midgets • -4 strength, -4 dexterity, –4 Charisma. • Small: As a Small creature, a midget gains a +1 size bonus to Armor Class, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, and a +4 size bonus on Hide checks, but he uses smaller weapons than humans use, and his lifting and carrying limits are three-quarters of those of a Medium character. • Midgets base land speed is 20 feet. • Favored Class: Any. When determining whether a multiclass human takes an experience point penalty, his or her highest-level class does not count. • -1 ecl Random Midget Male Midget Fighter 1 Lawful Good Strength 9 (-1) Dexterity 8 (-1) Constitution 11 (+0) Intelligence 10 (+0) Wisdom 9 (-1) Charisma 4 (-3) Size: Small Height: 3' 8" Weight: 46 lb Skin: Tan Eyes: Dark Brown Hair: Dark Brown; Straight; Beardless Total Hit Points: 10 Speed: 30 feet Armor Class: 10 = 10 -1 [dexterity] +1 [small] Touch AC: 10 Flat-footed: 10 Initiative modifier: -1 = -1 [dexterity] Fortitude save: +2 = 2 [base] Reflex save: -1 = 0 [base] -1 [dexterity] Will save: -1 = 0 [base] -1 [wisdom] Attack (shortspear): +1 (1d4 -1 20x2) = 1 [base] -1 [strength] +1 [small] Grapple check: -4 = 1 [base] -1 [strength] -4 [small] Languages: Common Short Spear [1d4, crit x2, range inc 20 ft., 1 1/2 lb, two-handed, piercing] Feats: Combat Reflexes Run Handle Animal Cha 1 = -3 +4 Tumble Dex* 1 = -1 +2 Random Midget's Equipment: Short Spear Quantity 42 vs... LION Large Animal Hit Dice: 5d8+10 (32 hp) Initiative: +3 Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares) Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +3 Dex, +3 natural), touch 12, flat-footed 12 Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+12 Attack: Claw +7 melee (1d4+5) Full Attack: 2 claws +7 melee (1d4+5) and bite +2 melee (1d8+2) Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft. Special Attacks: Pounce, improved grab, rake 1d4+2 Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent Saves: Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +2 Abilities: Str 21, Dex 17, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6 Skills: Balance +7, Hide +3, Listen +5, Move Silently +11, Spot +5 Feats: Alertness, Run Environment: Warm plains Organization: Solitary, pair, or pride (6–10) Challenge Rating: 3 Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large) Level Adjustment: — The statistics presented here describe a male African lion, which is 5 to 8 feet long and weighs 330 to 550 pounds. Females are slightly smaller but use the same statistics. Combat Pounce (Ex): If a lion charges a foe, it can make a full attack, including two rake attacks. Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, a lion must hit with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the grapple check, it establishes a hold and can rake. Rake (Ex): Attack bonus +7 melee, damage 1d4+2. Skills: Lions have a +4 racial bonus on Balance, Hide, and Move Silently checks. In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus improves to +12. Let us see what the Encounter calculator says... Difficulty: 0% - Obscene Advice to charicters: Start making new characters WHY DID THEY NOT JUST TEST THE ECL FIRST - GAWD!
Solaris 06-06-05, 06:06 PM	42 Midgets VS. Lion (http://http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCamb odianRing-Fight.htm) It never happened. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp (Down with the wizards.com redirect nanny)
P33KAJ3W 06-06-05, 06:17 PM	I know that but midgets vs. lion makes good fun!
Thorak 06-06-05, 06:36 PM	I know that but midgets vs. lion makes good fun! For who, the midgets, the lion, or the bloodthirsty arses who forced the two to battle to the death?
Solaris 06-06-05, 06:41 PM	For who, the midgets, the lion, or the bloodthirsty arses who forced the two to battle to the death? You missed the part about how it never happened, didn't you?
P33KAJ3W 06-06-05, 06:57 PM	For me...
Thorak 06-06-05, 10:17 PM	You missed the part about how it never happened, didn't you? Not at all. I was referring to bloodthirsty pikachu's insistence that it would be "good fun".
ILL34GL3 06-06-05, 11:23 PM	Sheesh, ever heard of make-believe?
boredgremlin 06-06-05, 11:40 PM	Actually it does happen. One of cambodia's national pasttimes is pitting human beings, especially midgets unarmed against animals. They have one big event each year with numerous smaller events spaced throughout the year. When it comes to human beings you will be very hard pressed to find any act, no matter how cruel or depraved that hasnt been considered a sport or fun entertainment by somebody.
ILL34GL3 06-06-05, 11:41 PM	Prove it. Post a link. That isn't faked. I'd love for you to prove that this midget vs. lion stuff happens.
Vaalingrade Ashland 06-06-05, 11:49 PM	Not at all. I was referring to bloodthirsty pikachu's insistence that it would be "good fun". Last night, my character poisoned a well. What a right bastard I am.
ILL34GL3 06-06-05, 11:59 PM	[sarcasm]You crazy, evil some kind of a satan worshiper prolly gonna kill yo'self.[sarcasm]
boredgremlin 06-07-05, 12:57 AM	Prove it. Post a link. That isn't faked. I'd love for you to prove that this midget vs. lion stuff happens. Search for yourself. When you send me a check for my time and services then i will be happy to be your tour guide to the world of the wierd, wild, and deranged. Till then your on your own.