Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Whisper_Swiftblade 02-01-07, 08:47 PM	well you have seen the serious one, now let's have some fun. 1) the book of uranium katana, a compleat listing of every possible set of stats for a uranium katana.
bestone 02-01-07, 08:59 PM	Actually one book i seen already was the encyclopedia nymphomia, hehehe, it was hilarious
DarthCthulu 02-01-07, 09:01 PM	The Complete Rouge: It would have lots of make-up tips, and alternate color choices for those subliterates that cannot tell the difference between rouge and rogue.
bestone 02-01-07, 09:11 PM	The goblins cookbook A comprehensive book on goblin crafts and items, allowing you to substitute certain alchemical ingredients with goblin poop Also, it should come with more indepth options for profession:cooking, teaching you all the famous goblin recipes *like poop stew*
ZombieDragon 02-01-07, 09:34 PM	The Complete Reality Rules to role-play real life. All the rules to make DnD so lifelike it's no longer fun.
bestone 02-01-07, 09:38 PM	The Complete Reality Rules to role-play real life. All the rules to make DnD so lifelike it's no longer fun. Or maybey perhaps to make life so fantastical its no longer real
WhiteRaven810 02-01-07, 11:03 PM	Things That Epic Level Characters Will Have That You Never Will Volumn I & II.
Comus 02-01-07, 11:12 PM	The Complete Drizzt - A guide for creating Chaotic Good Drow Rangers of all kinds. Core Books 2.5 - A rerelease of the second edition rules, with new art and sidebars.
ConradBland 02-01-07, 11:39 PM	The Complete Buffoon. A guide to playing jesters, clowns, and mimes.
spectralphoenix 02-01-07, 11:44 PM	Complete Pun-Pun A detailed description of all the various methods of making Pun-Pun type characters, roleplaying suggestions, and a reprinting of all the necessary components.
Bluehero 02-02-07, 01:27 AM	complete plant: the complete guide on what every plant type has to say when chatted up with speak with plants!
Scorpion13 02-02-07, 02:34 AM	Glengarry Glenn Ross d20: Who hasnt seen this and thought: "Man, This would be a great Campaign."
frasmage 02-02-07, 08:04 AM	Complete Pun-Pun someone did this in the last thread of the same subject, but he did it this way: "Complete punpun - the guide to eclipsing the universe. Forward by stephen hawking" :rofl:
Anaxander 02-02-07, 08:12 AM	Roleplaying Benefits or How to Optimize your Character with a Four in each Ability Score
DwarfPcfan 02-02-07, 09:01 AM	Catapults and Dragonscales: 1001 tips to keep annoying character useful
Sakaki22 02-02-07, 03:55 PM	Cuisine of Faerun/Eberron. Dungeon Master's Guide III. Complete Idiot. However, I would like to see Fantastic Locations: The Coastal Tower, an adventure for five lv10 characters with a map based on the WotC headquarters.
jdarksong 02-02-07, 04:02 PM	Core Books 2.5[/i] - A rerelease of the second edition rules, with new art and sidebars. crap... I'd buy that...
Artector 02-02-07, 04:02 PM	Hammerguns, Vorpal Chairs, and Steves: A Guide to Handling Idiots
Scorpion13 02-02-07, 04:36 PM	crap... I'd buy that... Yeah. I can actually think of quite a few people who would. Kinda defeats the purpose of the thread if you post something people actuallywant. ;)
Thevail 02-02-07, 06:01 PM	Plots and relationships of the Gods 3.5
ZombieDragon 02-02-07, 08:33 PM	To Cheat Complete From loaded dice to dice tricks. How to word any question to confuse a DM. Ways to hide extra skill points and more.
Joseph_Silver 02-02-07, 10:56 PM	Player's Handbook 4.0 Player's Handbook 4.5
kittendoodles 02-02-07, 11:16 PM	The book of Useless Keys What to do with all those seemingly useless keys you find lying around. With ideas such as: 35.) Smelt two keys together and mold them into a bigger key to fit a door with an even bigger lock.
ShinoAburame 02-02-07, 11:28 PM	That second edition 2.5 I'd buy as well. Here's my idea of a satire book (though I'd probably get it just out of curiosity) Complete Commoner
ZombieDragon 02-03-07, 12:22 AM	Dungeons and Ninjas D20 This is the book. From ninja to DBZ. The L33T ninja rules all. Only supplement needed 'the book of uranium katana'. All bow to the sneaky kamihamaaaa.
Critical_Failure 02-03-07, 10:12 AM	Complete B*stard the guide to squeezing the maximum amount of goodsout of the smllest town population
Deacon Liadon 02-03-07, 11:10 AM	The Slayer's Guide to Rules Lawyers. No, wait, Mongoose already did that one.
Rivelstraz 02-03-07, 11:35 AM	Complete Drow. Wait, that's being released soon.
CharlieRock 02-03-07, 12:53 PM	Player's Handbook 4.0 Player's Handbook 4.5 :rofl: The Slayer's Guide to Rules Lawyers. No, wait, Mongoose already did that one. I liked the Slayer's Guide to Female Gamers. :devil: The Complete Bureacrat. In triplicate with cross referenced forms available on-line in unreproduceable format for your inconvenience. 'Form a line to take a number ,please.'
Edymnion 02-03-07, 03:53 PM	Complete Drow. Wait, that's being released soon.That was going to be my answer as well. It would have a half-naked female drow with like triple F breasts wearing about 2 square centimeters of clothing, and holding a giant phallic sword in one hand, and a Wile E. Coyote style sign in the other that says "Do Me" with a little arrow pointing at herself. I mean, might as well be blunt about who your target audience is. Ooh, I know! Complete Money Maker! Its just a printout of the SRD on that old fashioned green and white dot matrix printer paper held together with a big paper clip. The MSRP on it is $39.95.
bonethug0108 02-03-07, 05:07 PM	The Complete Buffoon. A guide to playing jesters, clowns, and mimes. I(or my character) was a clown in a circus once, though it happened through some pretty strange circumstances. I bet if I had this book, they'd let me back in.:P A guide to all the d&d guides: why you should buy all our books, even complete divine
jera 02-03-07, 05:32 PM	"To Better Serve Elven Kind." Well I just cast read magic okay lets see what is realy in the book....... What is this? A cook book? *gasp* OH NO, ITS A COOK BOOK. EVERYBODY LISTEN, DONT GO WITH THEM, THEY PLAN TO EAT US ALL!
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 02-03-07, 06:07 PM	"To Better Serve Elven Kind." Well I just cast read magic okay lets see what is realy in the book....... What is this? A cook book? *gasp* OH NO, ITS A COOK BOOK. EVERYBODY LISTEN, DONT GO WITH THEM, THEY PLAN TO EAT US ALL! And now, from the makers of "To Better Serve Elven Kind": The Soylent Green Cookbook! "It's made from orcs!"
ravenshrike 02-09-07, 12:38 AM	BoEFII - Making room in your D&D games for tentacle monsters, guro, necrophilia and more.
skydin 02-20-07, 12:15 AM	book of breaking(the many types of slaves and how to make/break them)
seldom_seen 02-20-07, 10:58 AM	"The Complete Idiot's Guide To Trolling" (with references to Flaming and Spamming)