A Bard's Tail [Archive] - Wizards Community

A Bard's Tail [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Alan Smithee
02-21-06, 01:52 PM We have in our adventuring party, a male, half-drow bard named Minky Boodle. His defining characteristic is his penchant for wearing women's underpants. We just cannot break him from it. Is this because he is a 1/2 elf or because he is a bard?

What's even stranger is that this guy seems to be on a perpetual panty raid. After every combat, when the rest of the party is counting coins & gems; the sorcerer is identifying magic items; and the cleric is healing; this guy is looking for panties!

Has anyone else had this problem in their campaign?
BeyondFated
02-21-06, 02:21 PM No. And I pray to Pelor than I never do.
Seeker95
02-21-06, 03:06 PM Alan, you have been here far longer than those who I would have expected this kind of a spam post from. Did someone else get hold of your account?
Shotgun_badger
02-21-06, 06:29 PM Wow, and I complained that our party Wizard was too obessed with books...
devinmdp
02-21-06, 08:53 PM For the unlearned of the ways of Hollywood, Alan Smithee is the pseudonym a writer or director uses on the credits of a film with which he doesn't want his real name associated.

Devin
JLP
02-21-06, 09:17 PM Alan Smithee's just for directors. Writers do something else when they want to pull their names (though I can't recall off-hand what that is).

Anyhow, yeah, you gotta love the Triple B: Bad Bard Behavior. Yours sounds like something right out of Rocky Horror. Most bard PCs I've ever come across tend to be fairly outrageous. An African-American friend of mine made a drow bard, got a mini and made a little banjo for him, then sang minstrel songs.

Something about the class brings it out. The NPCs, otoh, tend to be button-down, but I suspect that has more to do with the GMs energy than anything else. I've got a quasi-halfling bard who's fairly Clinton-esque. Statesman by day, pimp by night...
weasel fierce
02-21-06, 10:44 PM I could have sworn it wasnt the 1st of April, when I woke up.

Damn time distortions
ORC_Tuhteth
02-21-06, 10:57 PM Okay, this is just too weird.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Alan Smithee 02-21-06, 01:52 PM	We have in our adventuring party, a male, half-drow bard named Minky Boodle. His defining characteristic is his penchant for wearing women's underpants. We just cannot break him from it. Is this because he is a 1/2 elf or because he is a bard? What's even stranger is that this guy seems to be on a perpetual panty raid. After every combat, when the rest of the party is counting coins & gems; the sorcerer is identifying magic items; and the cleric is healing; this guy is looking for panties! Has anyone else had this problem in their campaign?
BeyondFated 02-21-06, 02:21 PM	No. And I pray to Pelor than I never do.
Seeker95 02-21-06, 03:06 PM	Alan, you have been here far longer than those who I would have expected this kind of a spam post from. Did someone else get hold of your account?
Shotgun_badger 02-21-06, 06:29 PM	Wow, and I complained that our party Wizard was too obessed with books...
devinmdp 02-21-06, 08:53 PM	For the unlearned of the ways of Hollywood, Alan Smithee is the pseudonym a writer or director uses on the credits of a film with which he doesn't want his real name associated. Devin
JLP 02-21-06, 09:17 PM	Alan Smithee's just for directors. Writers do something else when they want to pull their names (though I can't recall off-hand what that is). Anyhow, yeah, you gotta love the Triple B: Bad Bard Behavior. Yours sounds like something right out of Rocky Horror. Most bard PCs I've ever come across tend to be fairly outrageous. An African-American friend of mine made a drow bard, got a mini and made a little banjo for him, then sang minstrel songs. Something about the class brings it out. The NPCs, otoh, tend to be button-down, but I suspect that has more to do with the GMs energy than anything else. I've got a quasi-halfling bard who's fairly Clinton-esque. Statesman by day, pimp by night...
weasel fierce 02-21-06, 10:44 PM	I could have sworn it wasnt the 1st of April, when I woke up. Damn time distortions
ORC_Tuhteth 02-21-06, 10:57 PM	Okay, this is just too weird.