Post/Author/DateTime	Post
DaemeonBlack 04-02-06, 02:52 PM	Rodrigo, the Halfling fence, strolled into the Prancing Pony just after dusk ready to get his freak on. He spied a beautiful Drow at the bar sipping on some elven wine. As he slipped onto the stool next to her his gold chains clanked together. He ordered a dwarven stout, cocked his head toward the Drow, beamed his best smile showing his golden grill and asked "Hey baby, what's your alignment?" An April 1st (1 day late) thread to share D&D related humor in honor of the day of jokes.
Beezelbob 04-02-06, 03:11 PM	You mean like the old jokes? - How many dwarves does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they're not troll enough. Or something new and sort of fresh?
Solaris 04-02-06, 03:14 PM	I'd be happy with something funny.
Seeker95 04-02-06, 03:32 PM	I'd be happy with something funny.You're in the wrong crowd for that, son. :D
taradusis 04-02-06, 11:44 PM	QHow many orcs does it take to roast a hobbit?AFour,----one to shove a spit up his **** and three to watch and laugh!!Actual orc humor from a game I played in :rolleyes:
meatrace 04-03-06, 01:41 AM	QHow many orcs does it take to roast a hobbit?AFour,----one to shove a spit up his **** and three to watch and laugh!!Actual orc humor from a game I played in :rolleyes: i'm so gonna use that, but replace "hobbit" with "kender"
Stormthrone 04-03-06, 05:30 AM	Oh noes, don't start me... A few "RL" jokes: Q: How many drummers do you need to screw in a light-bulb? A: A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four! Two alcoholics enter a bar... of course they do. It's sunday, and little Billy is at sunday school. The vicar say: "What is small, furry, jumps from tree to tree, and eats nuts?" Billy raises his hand, and when allowed to speak he say: "Well vicar, normally I'd say a squirrel, but since it's you, I guess I'll go for Jesus..." Billy is in class, and his young, female teacher asks: "Billy, if there are five birds sitting on the fence, and you shoot one of them with your BB-gun. How many birds are left?" Billy thinks a bit, then answers "Zero miss!" The teacher looks at him, telling him to explain. Billy explains that if he shoots one bird, the other four will fly off, and his teacher say: "Well, that's not what I thought, but I like your reasoning." A bit later Billy raises his hand, and when allowed to speak he say: "Teacher, if three girls walk out from an ice-cream shop, one of them licking her icecream, the other sucking her icecream and the last biting her icecream, who do you think is married?" The teacher blushes, but after a few moments she say "Well Billy, I guess I'd say the one sucking her ice..." Billy: "Naw, the one with the ring, but I like your reasoning..." ((Gawd, it's hard to translate from Norwegian when you've slept one hour the last 24...))
Beezelbob 04-03-06, 07:29 AM	Where do elven children go to get educated? The Sylvan Learning Center.
WizO_Cat 04-03-06, 05:13 PM	April 1st is over ...