Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Novacat 04-03-06, 04:57 AM	...get arrested and sentenced as spies. They're told that they will receive 20 lashes each, but they can have whatever they want put on their backs first. The human says, "Give me water on my back." So they pour cold water on his back and give him 20 lashes. The elf says, "Give me oil on my back." And so they pour oil on his back and give him 20 lashes. So they finally come to the dwarf, and he says, "Give me the elf."
Seeker95 04-03-06, 09:02 AM	No self-respecting dwarf would let an elf on his back. :P
OravennasBrother 04-03-06, 11:16 AM	Three Dwarves walk into a bar. The halfing is shorter and passes beneath it.
Athos 04-03-06, 11:35 AM	HA HA HA, That was good, thanks for the laugh man, 2 points... even in the current point shortage be asured I'll use that joke tonight in my campain.
Parum 04-03-06, 11:47 AM	hehe I like it. I'm stealing that one. But I'll leave an oldie but a goodie... A Wise man once said, "You don't have to be faster then the Dragon, Just faster then the Halfing..." :)
celtredleg 04-03-06, 01:01 PM	No self-respecting dwarf would let an elf on his back. :P All sorts of banned thoughts flowed from that comment. OP, great joke my whole group laughed at it.
KublaiKhan 04-03-06, 01:40 PM	A dwarf walks out of a bar.
Sulaco 04-03-06, 03:01 PM	Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two dwarf fighting over a penny. Q: How do you get a dwarf in the bath? A: Throw in a penny. Q: How do you get him back out of the bath? A: Throw in the soap. Q: How many dead orcs does it take to change a lampwick? A: As many as possible. Q: What do you call dead 10,000 elves? A: A good start.
KublaiKhan 04-03-06, 03:19 PM	What do you get when you cross a... Oh, never mind. Here it is, in the BoEF.
metamind 04-03-06, 05:01 PM	Theres a slight breeze... ...and an entire elven city is blown away :P I bought the DM guide II to make sure the game is as fun as possable. PC: I'm playing a kender Me: *whaks PC with book*
LCD2YOU 04-03-06, 07:23 PM	Q: Why did the Ogre BB get closed down? A: They started getting too many trolls posting. Q: How many bad jokes can be placed in a thread? A: Depends on Wiz-o-Cat's tolerence level that day. Missed posting on April 1st. Hi Wiz!
DaMullet 04-03-06, 09:37 PM	Competition of the joke thread! FINIIISH THIIIIIS JOOOOOKE!!!!! Two elves and a half elf are arguing about heritage. The First elf says, "Both of my parents were powerful mages who studied for years and traveled with adventuring groups to learn new spells. When my mother died, she passes on her spell-book collection containing 300 pages of magiks. MY father's collection is half again that size, and it too will be mine when he passes on." The second elf says, "Both of my parents were devoted to the power of nature, and taught me as a child to appreciate it as well. Both the family pets are powerful creatures capable of defending against threats even your mage parents couldn't handle. Best of all, soon I will become powerful enough to connect with a creature of my own and raise it to the status my parents have laid out." Both elves turn to the half-elf, and the half-elf says... I need a good punchline. I need it!
Seeker95 04-03-06, 10:10 PM	Both elves turn to the half-elf, and the half-elf says..."My DM let me have the bonus Feat anyway!" :P
Rocketboy13 04-03-06, 10:43 PM	Both elves turn to the half-elf, and the half-elf says... My elf wife will still look young and hot when I am an old man. You guys can't get the same deal with any other humanoid race. :P
BeyondFated 04-03-06, 10:53 PM	Both elves turn to the half-elf, and the half-elf says... "Oh yeah? Well you know that ancient Silver Dragon, the one that gaurds the enterance to the portals leading to Celestia? Yeah...thats my mom." Because you never said what his other half was... :D