A Vhaeraunite Christmas Carol [Archive] - Wizards Community

A Vhaeraunite Christmas Carol [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Lord Dracul
07-26-04, 05:30 AM This is something a friend of mine and I put together. Enjoy.

‘Twas the eve of a massacre, and all through the dark
The Drow were all plotting, Menzoberranzan their mark.
The armor and swords were all polished with care
In the hopes they would catch the Drow city all unawares.

The dark elves of Chaulssin were all rested and fed
While thoughts of dead Priestesses danced in their heads.
Radu in his chainmail and Lord Drak’ul with his mask
Were more than ready and able to take on this task.

While in House Baenre, the Council schemed and waited.
Matron Triel was nervous and unsure what was fated.
The Spider Queen had gone silent, the city open to attack,
Menzoberranzan had many enemies, with revenge to exact.

On the hour of battle, with no power to fight.
Many of Lloth’s Children were ready for flight.
As one came Chaulssin’s army, with Drak’ul at their head.
The Menzoberranzyr ran screaming and many fell dead.

The battle raged on, Menzoberranzan nearly won.
When out of nowhere shouted Drak’ul’s only son,
“Now Dragon Riders, now Nightwalkers, now soldiers alike!
Bring me the Baenre ***** Triel’s head on a pike!”

As each of his minions rushed to obey,
The former First Matron jumped into the fray.
Her snake-headed whip lashed and hissed,
The look in her eyes told all that she was ******.

As trees in the forest, many soldiers soon fell dead at her feet
As the First Matron Mother would not admit defeat.
But then through the battle, came Drak’ul and his lot.
And he cut off Triel’s head without even a thought.

Holding the gory trophy for all to see,
The Patron of Chaulssin gloated over his victory.
The battle for Menzoberranzan was now fought,
The glory of Lloth’s Clergy was all for naught.

And so the City of Spiders came under Drak’ul’s rule.
No longer will all males be played for a fool.
This tale is a warning, for all to take care.
Or they may find themselves under Vhaeraun’s stare.
CzarGarrett
07-26-04, 08:25 AM I am so reading/singing at on this next Christmas.
Lord Dracul
07-28-04, 06:35 AM I take that you like it??
SnowbearK
07-28-04, 06:50 AM That is the product of a very sick mind...

I LOVE IT!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lord Dracul 07-26-04, 05:30 AM	This is something a friend of mine and I put together. Enjoy. ‘Twas the eve of a massacre, and all through the dark The Drow were all plotting, Menzoberranzan their mark. The armor and swords were all polished with care In the hopes they would catch the Drow city all unawares. The dark elves of Chaulssin were all rested and fed While thoughts of dead Priestesses danced in their heads. Radu in his chainmail and Lord Drak’ul with his mask Were more than ready and able to take on this task. While in House Baenre, the Council schemed and waited. Matron Triel was nervous and unsure what was fated. The Spider Queen had gone silent, the city open to attack, Menzoberranzan had many enemies, with revenge to exact. On the hour of battle, with no power to fight. Many of Lloth’s Children were ready for flight. As one came Chaulssin’s army, with Drak’ul at their head. The Menzoberranzyr ran screaming and many fell dead. The battle raged on, Menzoberranzan nearly won. When out of nowhere shouted Drak’ul’s only son, “Now Dragon Riders, now Nightwalkers, now soldiers alike! Bring me the Baenre *** Triel’s head on a pike!” As each of his minions rushed to obey, The former First Matron jumped into the fray. Her snake-headed whip lashed and hissed, The look in her eyes told all that she was ****. As trees in the forest, many soldiers soon fell dead at her feet As the First Matron Mother would not admit defeat. But then through the battle, came Drak’ul and his lot. And he cut off Triel’s head without even a thought. Holding the gory trophy for all to see, The Patron of Chaulssin gloated over his victory. The battle for Menzoberranzan was now fought, The glory of Lloth’s Clergy was all for naught. And so the City of Spiders came under Drak’ul’s rule. No longer will all males be played for a fool. This tale is a warning, for all to take care. Or they may find themselves under Vhaeraun’s stare.
CzarGarrett 07-26-04, 08:25 AM	I am so reading/singing at on this next Christmas.
Lord Dracul 07-28-04, 06:35 AM	I take that you like it??
SnowbearK 07-28-04, 06:50 AM	That is the product of a very sick mind... I LOVE IT!