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foxtrothacker 05-12-06, 11:17 PM	This is by far the most amusing game i have ever played... i think you guys will like the tale... Keep in mind we are all level 1 kobold pc's... So, we start off in the kobold city of Kurtlemack (sp, the kobold diety). A kamakazi gnome blows up one of our mines. Our pc's begin to travel to the nearest gnome city to kill gnomes. On the way there, we rest for the night in a mountain path. We set up a rope and bell trap to wake us up if anyone comes near. we make listen checks in out sleep. I get a nat 20. our dm tells me to roll spot check; again, nat 20. I wake up to see 4 BUGBEARS! i let out a scream to wake up my party. The bugbears attack me for screaming. another pc is knocked out. The others run back to Kurtlemack. My Pc, adn the other who was captured, were put in a bugbear prison. we manage to claw our way through our wooden cell doors and try to escape. The bug bears catch and execute us. The 2 pc's who ran away from the bugbears get to the entrance of Kurtlemack city, and camp there for the night (because they are exhausted, the pc's are worried about failing climb checks to climb down into city which is 200 ft. down). When the pc's wake up in the morning, 5 dire lions are over them. So the situation is 5 cr 5's vs. 2 cr 1's. The alpha male lion is on one pc. The other pc stands up, and bullrushes the alpha male lion. The Pc rols a nat 20 and sends the lion over the lip of the entrance. SOMEHOW... the lion survives the damage from a 200 ft. fall and is only unconscious. The dm rules that the shock of seeing a lv. 1 kobold bullrush a dire lion alpha male to almost death, shocks the other dire lions and gives pc's a free turn. They go to the ladders and climb down. The non bullrush pc fails his climb check, 3 reflex saves to regrab ladder, and hte strength checks to hold onto ladder 2 times he passes his reflex saves to grab latter, and falls to death taking 78 damage (with 6 hp). The bullrush pc makes it down, and kills dire lion w/ one punch (he was a monk). The DM had to leave the room because he was laughing so hard because he had an almost tpk and a lv. 1 kobold killed a cr 5 dire lion. some funny stuff
Arcane 05-13-06, 02:22 AM	Nice story. I assume at least one of you is going to be Pun-Pun...
Darkxarth 05-13-06, 01:28 PM	Is your DM trying to kill you?!?!?! Four Bugbears against four Lv1 Kobolds? And then five Dire Lions against two Lv1 Kobolds? You're lucky that ANY of you survived!!! Funny though...
Braids 05-13-06, 09:08 PM	I wish I could have been there...I loev Kobolds.