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DrowGoddessSong 01-07-04, 08:46 PM	These are some of the halarious quotes said in game and out of game in various rpgs that we have played. 1. Sorry about the rock 2. Well the sound didn't come from his pants Play with me 3. Roll to suck silently 4. Roll to suck properly 5. I cast magic missile at the darkness (I actually didn't this with a monk character) 6. You are always in the clocktower 7. What's the armor class of down (as in the direction) 8. Doors take time Rob, go through the walls 9. A voice from your pants says Finally 10. You have beautiful blue balls 11. Blue like the grass 12. Is there anyway I can reach up and give him a bug hair 13. My hand ate my pants 14. Can a squirrel train in a class? 15. We put the body in my bag of morgue 16. The squirrel is our ally 17. Flame on ... Wack ...flame off 18. You grab the heart and the heart grabs back 19. Thanks for letting me get the heart in as an extra NPC 20. Forget mending the weapon I'm gonna go talk to trees 21. The belt of using stuff in the room 22. Roll to hit you stupid tree 23. When the basement wizards come out of the closet we are all in for it. 24. Do you know anything about mystical containment? You mean like marriage? 25. Look, I can handle Lord Balitmore, the wizards, the hell hounds, and the evil witch, but I'm not quite sure about those flowers. 26. Happy bleeding puppies on a field of purple and yellow flowers 27. That's good because I'm immune to fire from behind 28. Can I have a conviently well place highly decorative high powered rifle? 29. Can I have a conviently well place highly decorative knowledge of how to use to the high powered rifle? 30. Restrain, refresh, restore, I guess I'll mend pirate 31. Hey, look it's Lolth, bug off! 32. An Elf walks into a bar dragged his brother by the ankle, he dropps his brother on the bar and asks "How much for the farmer?" 33. Pinch my butt...Shut up wench 34. Ain't got no silver all I gots this here rabbit meat 35. Detect Floosy...Summon Bimbo 36. I've got moles, I've got worms, I've got weasles...You've gotta see a doctor 37. How do I get in there? You're a ghost 38. Motel Spyhnix, we'll leave the candel on for ya 39. You must first dail one before you can access this soul 40. You walk to your friend wizard's house and there's a sign on the door that says: Go back to the Inn 41. Which direction did they run? We're over here! 42. Just remember that crippled people are worth 300xp (no offense intended) 43. Ah man! You want me to go out there and drag that maiquin back, I just killed all those guys; alright, lets go 44. Material components for charm; candles, chapaign, and Barry White 45. I have a plus four straw of sucking 46. I didn't kill him, I'm just a farmer 47. You notice everyone gives way before you, no one wants to deal with a farmer 48. The wood gets a will save 49. And Tony your shoes, gay 50. Cat got your dice? 51. We're not going to work for a boss who gets violated by a gnomb 52. He falls down motionless...I poke him 53. He's frolicking in the burning building...I'm in my happy place 54. Cloud fog...cloud fart 55. What I thought I killed you...A thumb pops out of the bag and pokes you in the other eye 56. Super Hero with Leoprocy..."Here I come to save the day!" *Plop* 57. "He's psycho...No I'm not...Yes, we are! Shut up!" 58. "I'm perfectly sane...Heh, heh, you wish." 59. Crouching gnomb...hidden sword 60. I'm glad when the DM is happy, even if it means my death 70. God&@% it! We're back in the clocktower again aren't we? 71. I grab all the torches and throw them at the constable's house 72. Summon Posse...I don't have that spell 73. The [urine] of resurrection (it was something else but they censored it 74. A 22 doesn't hit, okay so it's not a crit 75. Ah! You cut off my foot...I draw three cards 76. Reality holds its breath and the God of War goes "What?" 77. You have a 4th level fighter, a mini gun, and a get out of jail free card 78. And you're like, that can't be a mini gun 79. Do you have more than -10? Yes I have -12 80. Take your damage and like it! 81. It's a melee spatula 82. Feel free to ravage me, I just don't want to die 83. I get to be the michevious one, Toilet Duck 84. Who's my universal oneness, yes you are, yes you are, you're my universal oneness (think of talking to a dog) 85. I'm pretty, not as pretty as him, but I'm pretty (said that char with a 26 Cha) 86. I can't find any trees, there's this dang forest in the way 87. Ambush!! Am not, am tree 89. I'm a big black man in a white suit 90. Big fairy kung-fu action 91. Take 4d4 points of damage...Oww, my eye! 92. Mortiki's mystic microwave 93. Poke house Western cottege I choose you! 94. You shall go to the west and hold your own Johnson...Well that ought to scare them away 95. The horse is smarter than the entire party? 96. If his intelligence is higher than Lord Baltimore's I say we make the horse our leader 97. As soon as they give their war cry, "Um, excuse me!" 98. We're off to go to the tower, the wonderful tower of the Elemental Plane of Fire 99. It's off to the tower we will go to save some stupid elven ho(think of southpark) 100. A pencil of oger decapitation 101. Next time call us when it's important or we'll eat you 102. I want to eat their lunch then stab them while I'm enjoying a ham sandwich 103. Two and pair of corpses...that beats a flush 104. And who ever thought that landing on a sword would be a good thing 105. The guards won't talk to you, they're afraid they'll be sentenced to suicide 106. The last thing we need is a smart commander 107. 20 rangers of level 108. Who's your invisible rocket launchin daddy! 109. The horse was trapped? 110. Make the bread go away! 111. I'm not cowering, I'm in a defensive crouch 112. What do you want on your stripper...I mean pizza 113. I cast delayed black fireball on my ball...Goodness gracious great balls of fire! 114. What race am I today? 115. My soul is confused 116. I am the meanest 6 year old girl! (imagine this being said by a 19 year old male) 117. Did you say Barney is sexually entertaining? 118. What did he do to me? I don't know but you wake up pregnant 119. Roasting marshmellows over his dead body 120. Way-to-go for your grandfather; old people sex 121. You want it, you carry it; you're not putting it in my hole. (it was a portable hole) 123. You can always count on my greed to get us out of trouble 124. Lets roll d12s and who ever gets higher goes first...I got a 7...I got an 19...ah 8 125. So if you ever want to escape your husband to go with your husband you can always go to your demi plane 126. Non-leathal death 127. I don't think the pirates have mend dwarf (a play off of a char ability to mend pirates) 128. Who is the quietest and wants to be invisible...The guy in plate mail give me a break! 129. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Bob the dwarf king! 130. Just remember that in combat it is better to give than to recieve 131. We'll have a picnic under swordlight 132. come on honey make the sword noise. -Song
AAOMasta 01-07-04, 09:25 PM	Ima continue this thread ;) . 133. Rub it in your eyes. 134. Drizzt lives forever!! lolth teleports in 135. We rid to the horizon, when do we get there? 136. Im talking in the third person. 137. Is it a creature? No. Is it a person then?