"I AM BEOWULF!" [The Feat] [Archive] - Wizards Community

"I AM BEOWULF!" [The Feat] [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Ryumon_Hozukimaru
04-05-08, 07:33 PM I AM BEOWULF! [General]
Prerequisite: Have a story that has been written before the beginning of english, star in a CGI based movie, powerful lungs, Str +14.

Benefit: You take a standard action to yell out into the air of your opponents. "I AM BEOWULF!" This action instills "fear" into all living figures nearby. Also grants you surreal strength (Str +40). And while under this call of the name, each time you kill a opponent that is larger than you in any category size, you gain DR 40/-, your weapon gains the following enchantments (+10, Vorpal, Keen, Collision.) Plus the ability to jump from one thing to another, despite the huge amount of distance between eachother. The final ability granted through this sudden egotistic yet lame line before a kill, is that, every women within a 100,000,000 mile radius from which you shout, instantly are seduced.

Normal: You wish you were him.

Special: A fighter may select this feat as one of his bonus feats... in his dreams.
Drackthor
04-05-08, 07:44 PM Stay tuned, up next "SPAAAARTAAAA" [The Feat]!
Ryumon_Hozukimaru
04-05-08, 07:53 PM Actually, I am in the process of creating a "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!" [The Feat]. I plan for it to provide the player with a bonus to unarmed damage... I am thinking... +10d100? Then a huge pit of bottomless death appear under the opponent, causing instant death. Then there will be branch feats that will provide things like, the techno remix and or causes fanboys to scream. Seems reasonable. Don't you all think? :)

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Ryumon_Hozukimaru 04-05-08, 07:33 PM	I AM BEOWULF! [General] Prerequisite: Have a story that has been written before the beginning of english, star in a CGI based movie, powerful lungs, Str +14. Benefit: You take a standard action to yell out into the air of your opponents. "I AM BEOWULF!" This action instills "fear" into all living figures nearby. Also grants you surreal strength (Str +40). And while under this call of the name, each time you kill a opponent that is larger than you in any category size, you gain DR 40/-, your weapon gains the following enchantments (+10, Vorpal, Keen, Collision.) Plus the ability to jump from one thing to another, despite the huge amount of distance between eachother. The final ability granted through this sudden egotistic yet lame line before a kill, is that, every women within a 100,000,000 mile radius from which you shout, instantly are seduced. Normal: You wish you were him. Special: A fighter may select this feat as one of his bonus feats... in his dreams.
Drackthor 04-05-08, 07:44 PM	Stay tuned, up next "SPAAAARTAAAA" [The Feat]!
Ryumon_Hozukimaru 04-05-08, 07:53 PM	Actually, I am in the process of creating a "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!" [The Feat]. I plan for it to provide the player with a bonus to unarmed damage... I am thinking... +10d100? Then a huge pit of bottomless death appear under the opponent, causing instant death. Then there will be branch feats that will provide things like, the techno remix and or causes fanboys to scream. Seems reasonable. Don't you all think? :)