Banned from posting for 511,592 hr and 21 min [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Merryadocc

12-31-06, 03:59 AM
OMFG! Seeing "Banned from posting for 511,592 hr and 21 min" at the http://www.wizards.com/ screen is so not kewl after you have been having heaps of trouble with the wizards site and the boards. My heart almost skipped a beat!

I :bow: to the :plotting: person at wizards that thought it up! :clap:
Chippy_the_Devourer

12-31-06, 04:32 AM
... elaborate.
Ariath Ska'Vhor

12-31-06, 04:41 AM
Hey, only a little over 58 more years to go!
Seeker95

12-31-06, 07:47 AM
... elaborate.The tagline under "Wizards of the Coast" in the top left corner changes with each reload. The OP got the one that reads as this thread title indicates.
The_Fan

12-31-06, 08:54 AM
"We hated Uni too."
Board_Rider

12-31-06, 09:45 AM
I never see the homepage....unless it is April 1st.
adimeadozen

12-31-06, 12:19 PM
These were funny, but my heart nearly exploded when I got the "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" line from Firefly.

And I love "Not to be confused with Necromancers of the Northwest/Prestidigitators of the Pacific"
Edymnion

12-31-06, 12:27 PM
I can honestly say that I have never seen that page before in my life (to my knowledge).
Kadasbrass

12-31-06, 12:35 PM
I never realized that was there before... <keeps refreshing the site>

Not to be confused with Necromancers of the Northwest
Freaky in a good way
Tell us about your character
No, really, we want to hear about your character
Chaotic
Not to be confused with Sorcerers of the Sound
If you were a slaad, what kind of slaad would you be?
Where people get paid to make up stuff like this
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Not to be confused with Prestidigitators of the Pacific
Humor pending approval
Bowmore

12-31-06, 12:38 PM
My favourite is "Sponsored by secret dragonic conspiracies."

This one is especially funny to me because I'm something of a conspiracy theorist myself...:rolleyes:
Kadasbrass

12-31-06, 01:22 PM
My personal favorite:
Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry
Always-Late

12-31-06, 02:03 PM
"We'll be your girlfriend."

Aside: Oh, I love the dragon.
Critical_Failure

12-31-06, 03:58 PM
"where people get paid to make this stuff up"
"they made us take our other taglines down"
"the in-character company"
"not to be confused with sorcerors of the sound"
"our elves outperform santa's every Q4"
"were all rocket scientists here"
"You're our primary and secondary demographic"
"rolling a 20 on the die of life"
"where the trolls do more than inpede goats"
"the land of do as you please"
"Click here to see our key selling points"
"we speek in movie references too"
"plese allow us to introduce ourselves"
"secret lair of your feverish desires"
"home of the natural 20"
"ask us about our spell failure garuntee"
"9 out of 10 cool people play our games, the 10th is dead"
but my favoourite is

"purveyours of eldrich, sanity-blasting products"
RadicalTaoist

12-31-06, 04:17 PM
Insert corporate tagline here.
This space intentionally left blank.
We like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
Where fun lives. And sometimes, flop-sweat terror.
Hey, being king of the geeks is pretty cool.

And I love Santa Smaug.
pukunui

12-31-06, 05:59 PM
I like "Behold our Cubicles of Legend". LOL.
revaar

12-31-06, 06:04 PM
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

YES!!! firefly FTW!
KurenaiYami

12-31-06, 07:02 PM
"Chaotic Neutral means never having to say you're sorry."
"We'll be your girlfriend." O.O
Coffee_Dragon

12-31-06, 07:04 PM
My favourite was actually "Someone is going to put a stop to this".
Dontan

12-31-06, 08:14 PM
Tappers of untapped resources... (Is that a paradox?)

The top of the gamer mountain.

(Tee hee, just got the banned one)




This is too much fun!

EDIT: Destroy'dinat'd the repeat.
Ariath Ska'Vhor

01-01-07, 06:26 PM
"No, really. We want to hear about your character."
aotrscommander

01-01-07, 07:05 PM
"where people get paid to make this stuff up"

This particularly amused me, as I play with a computer tech and that pretty much sums up his whole attitude to work...I'll have to show him this!