Battle-Crys!! [Archive] - Wizards Community

Battle-Crys!! [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
High King Tigernmas
06-16-05, 07:42 AM :fight!: :fight!: :fight!:

Whats your battle-cry, heres where you can get one...

YOUR BATTLE CRY (http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=&sex=m)

Skulking through the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh High King Tigernmas! And he gives a booming scream:

"In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"
buggritall
06-16-05, 07:52 AM Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Buggritall, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to smash you so thoroughly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"

Man, this is so awesome. I especially love the jeweled meat hammer bit, due to the fact that I am a Turtle Tamer.

Ignore the last bit if you do not play Kingdom Of Loathing.
Puritan13
06-16-05, 08:21 AM "SPOON!!!"
TinManFan
06-16-05, 09:12 AM My Skinhead Bard's cry is "OI!" which is also the begining of the epic poem he recites to add bonuses to people. 2 little letters ='s +4. That's a +2 bonus for each letter!

Some other battle cries my party members have used:

"He stole my purse!" (This was a male char)

"YI-HAA-GR-R-R-R-II! That's my halfling battle cry!" That's nice Joel, just roll for attack and +50 xp if you never do that again.
Illion the Red
06-16-05, 09:28 AM "SPOON!!!"

"Not in the face! Not in the Face!"
-Shade-
06-16-05, 10:03 AM I had a mercenary character buddy that would always scream, "FOR MONEY!"

Then there was my Warforged. My table has a bunch of scifi geeks in it, so to get a quick laugh during battle I screamed in a Dalek voice...

EXTERMINATE!

That cracked them up!

(BTW, if you don't know what i'm talking about, what kind of geek are you?!?! Put down the dice and go work on a car engine! :rofl:

Considering that my character was a Warforged CLERIC... five minutes later and in another battle I could not help but blare out...

EXCOMMUNICATE!
JohnnyShotMe
06-16-05, 10:17 AM Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is JohnnyShotMe, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"
Sulaco
06-16-05, 10:45 AM Well, there was my Half Ogre fighter named Slobb the Large. With his 3 INT he could grasp the concept of a battle cry but not much else, so he would charge into battle bellowing "Battle cry! Battle cry!" at the top of his might lungs.

Then there was my halfing rogue who would stab people in the crotch while screaming "NUTS!".

And of course Groinhunter, the goblin barbarian, whose warcry was "Hmphmhph!" You could never understand what he was actually saying cos he always had someone's nuts in his mouth at the time (he was called Groinhunter cos his first attack was normally a bite to the opponent's sack, which was usually at his eye-level).
Cravensson
06-16-05, 10:53 AM My Eldritch Knight's favorite battle cry was :"(Verbal component of Maximized, Empowered Fireball)"
Someone
06-16-05, 12:00 PM One of my favorites was "Run Away!!" (as a command to the enemies, not your allies).

Variants include: "And remember gentlemen- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

And lets not forget: "All your base are belong to us!!!"
Flushmaster
06-16-05, 06:07 PM Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the tarmac! It is Flushmaster, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

It sounds just crazy enough. I must remember it for later use.
Kupokpok
06-16-05, 06:43 PM Let's not forget the greatest of all dwarven battle cries:

Today is a good day for someone else to die!!!

If this cry is invoked, something (anything, preferably the bad guy) MUST die.

good ole' Pratchett... :cool:
Jayr
06-16-05, 06:50 PM Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the mountains! It is Jayr, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"

Um... yeah. And in the game:

"I shalt not mourn for thee!" From a forsaker of Kelemvor.

"Draco Halfling Super Magic Battle Charge Attack!" A halfling transmuter with 3.0 alter self. I just wonder what I was smoking when I thought of it, and where I can get some more.

"Eat flaming wrath!" An effeminate Phoenix Shugenja, until an American friend clued me in on the American meaning of 'flaming', but not until after he burst out in uncontrollable laughter after I said 'flame' more than five times in one sentence.

No more late-night Canadian anime for me, nope. It will only cause me pain... plus that show about the drag-wearing cyberpunk android woman was cancelled. And all the other ones sort of suck compared to that.
Flushmaster
06-17-05, 02:38 AM No more late-night Canadian anime for me, nope. It will only cause me pain... plus that show about the drag-wearing cyberpunk android woman was cancelled. And all the other ones sort of suck compared to that.

Canadian anime? The thought alone frightens me and your description makes the mental image even worse.
meis8173
06-17-05, 03:52 AM I have a character Ive been playing whos battle cry usually gets quiet a bit of laughter out of the group I play with. its a dwarf by the name of dori who always screams "I am Dori the Fire God" then he douses himself with a flask of Oil and runs at the enemy.... works great against trolls hehe
High King Tigernmas
06-17-05, 04:12 AM My battle cry in the game is eith er that (if I remember it) or the simplistic:

'DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE'
'DIIIIEEE YOU BASTARDS!'
SnowbearK
06-17-05, 04:31 AM Thanks for the link, but please be aware that it's not exactly work-/child-friendly, depending on what you put in. There's a certain beanstalk-climbing hero, for instance...

Who is that, rampaging through the wasteland! It is SnowbearK, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate faster than the super-flu!"

Thank god it didn't say defecate that time... :P

[edit: I prefer the silent killer to the loud battle shouts, but then, I also like to play snipers]
Sarella Starshine
06-17-05, 04:49 AM Skulking across the cliffs, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sarella! And she gives a booming grunt:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you're translucent, then make toast!"

well....*ahem* that does kinda fit *blush* (the warcry part, not the other part).

(in every game i play Sarella has always been....how shall i say this?..a major flirt)
Enkeli
06-17-05, 07:37 AM "Oh dear, here we go again!"
High King Tigernmas
06-17-05, 07:41 AM "Oh dear, here we go again!"

Pffft!
Are you one of these people that flee from combat, like the rest of my party?
I'm the one that does all the work and I'm the poorest! :rant: :hoppingma :banghead: :fight!: :chicken:
Beer-Ogre
06-17-05, 07:46 AM Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Beer-Ogre, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts mightily:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
Enkeli
06-17-05, 07:54 AM Are you one of these people that flee from combat, like the rest of my party?

The wise man avoideth combat and loots the bodies afterwards. Poisoning your enemies' food and water supply works a lot better than straight up combat, because it causes less damage to their equipment, meaning they're going to have better sale value. And whole corpses fetch better prices on the necromancy market, too.
High King Tigernmas
06-17-05, 07:57 AM The wise man avoideth combat and loots the bodies afterwards. Poisoning your enemies' food and water supply works a lot better than straight up combat, because it causes less damage to their equipment, meaning they're going to have better sale value. And whole corpses fetch better prices on the necromancy market, too.

:banghead: YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE THE REST OF MY PARTY!!!
IrishDevil
06-17-05, 08:33 AM Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is IrishDevil, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you until you pee fire, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

haha to funny, of course I had to tame mine down.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
High King Tigernmas 06-16-05, 07:42 AM	:fight!: :fight!: :fight!: Whats your battle-cry, heres where you can get one... YOUR BATTLE CRY (http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=&sex=m) Skulking through the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh High King Tigernmas! And he gives a booming scream: "In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"
buggritall 06-16-05, 07:52 AM	Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Buggritall, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He grunts apocalyptically: "I'm going to smash you so thoroughly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!" Man, this is so awesome. I especially love the jeweled meat hammer bit, due to the fact that I am a Turtle Tamer. Ignore the last bit if you do not play Kingdom Of Loathing.
Puritan13 06-16-05, 08:21 AM	"SPOON!!!"
TinManFan 06-16-05, 09:12 AM	My Skinhead Bard's cry is "OI!" which is also the begining of the epic poem he recites to add bonuses to people. 2 little letters ='s +4. That's a +2 bonus for each letter! Some other battle cries my party members have used: "He stole my purse!" (This was a male char) "YI-HAA-GR-R-R-R-II! That's my halfling battle cry!" That's nice Joel, just roll for attack and +50 xp if you never do that again.
Illion the Red 06-16-05, 09:28 AM	"SPOON!!!" "Not in the face! Not in the Face!"
-Shade- 06-16-05, 10:03 AM	I had a mercenary character buddy that would always scream, "FOR MONEY!" Then there was my Warforged. My table has a bunch of scifi geeks in it, so to get a quick laugh during battle I screamed in a Dalek voice... EXTERMINATE! That cracked them up! (BTW, if you don't know what i'm talking about, what kind of geek are you?!?! Put down the dice and go work on a car engine! :rofl: Considering that my character was a Warforged CLERIC... five minutes later and in another battle I could not help but blare out... EXCOMMUNICATE!
JohnnyShotMe 06-16-05, 10:17 AM	Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is JohnnyShotMe, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh: "For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"
Sulaco 06-16-05, 10:45 AM	Well, there was my Half Ogre fighter named Slobb the Large. With his 3 INT he could grasp the concept of a battle cry but not much else, so he would charge into battle bellowing "Battle cry! Battle cry!" at the top of his might lungs. Then there was my halfing rogue who would stab people in the crotch while screaming "NUTS!". And of course Groinhunter, the goblin barbarian, whose warcry was "Hmphmhph!" You could never understand what he was actually saying cos he always had someone's nuts in his mouth at the time (he was called Groinhunter cos his first attack was normally a bite to the opponent's sack, which was usually at his eye-level).
Cravensson 06-16-05, 10:53 AM	My Eldritch Knight's favorite battle cry was :"(Verbal component of Maximized, Empowered Fireball)"
Someone 06-16-05, 12:00 PM	One of my favorites was "Run Away!!" (as a command to the enemies, not your allies). Variants include: "And remember gentlemen- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" And lets not forget: "All your base are belong to us!!!"
Flushmaster 06-16-05, 06:07 PM	Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the tarmac! It is Flushmaster, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!" It sounds just crazy enough. I must remember it for later use.
Kupokpok 06-16-05, 06:43 PM	Let's not forget the greatest of all dwarven battle cries: Today is a good day for someone else to die!!! If this cry is invoked, something (anything, preferably the bad guy) MUST die. good ole' Pratchett... :cool:
Jayr 06-16-05, 06:50 PM	Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the mountains! It is Jayr, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh: "I'm going to pulverize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!" Um... yeah. And in the game: "I shalt not mourn for thee!" From a forsaker of Kelemvor. "Draco Halfling Super Magic Battle Charge Attack!" A halfling transmuter with 3.0 alter self. I just wonder what I was smoking when I thought of it, and where I can get some more. "Eat flaming wrath!" An effeminate Phoenix Shugenja, until an American friend clued me in on the American meaning of 'flaming', but not until after he burst out in uncontrollable laughter after I said 'flame' more than five times in one sentence. No more late-night Canadian anime for me, nope. It will only cause me pain... plus that show about the drag-wearing cyberpunk android woman was cancelled. And all the other ones sort of suck compared to that.
Flushmaster 06-17-05, 02:38 AM	No more late-night Canadian anime for me, nope. It will only cause me pain... plus that show about the drag-wearing cyberpunk android woman was cancelled. And all the other ones sort of suck compared to that. Canadian anime? The thought alone frightens me and your description makes the mental image even worse.
meis8173 06-17-05, 03:52 AM	I have a character Ive been playing whos battle cry usually gets quiet a bit of laughter out of the group I play with. its a dwarf by the name of dori who always screams "I am Dori the Fire God" then he douses himself with a flask of Oil and runs at the enemy.... works great against trolls hehe
High King Tigernmas 06-17-05, 04:12 AM	My battle cry in the game is eith er that (if I remember it) or the simplistic: 'DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE' 'DIIIIEEE YOU BASTARDS!'
SnowbearK 06-17-05, 04:31 AM	Thanks for the link, but please be aware that it's not exactly work-/child-friendly, depending on what you put in. There's a certain beanstalk-climbing hero, for instance... Who is that, rampaging through the wasteland! It is SnowbearK, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate faster than the super-flu!" Thank god it didn't say defecate that time... :P [edit: I prefer the silent killer to the loud battle shouts, but then, I also like to play snipers]
Sarella Starshine 06-17-05, 04:49 AM	Skulking across the cliffs, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sarella! And she gives a booming grunt: "I'm seriously going to hump you until you're translucent, then make toast!" well....ahem that does kinda fit blush (the warcry part, not the other part). (in every game i play Sarella has always been....how shall i say this?..a major flirt)
Enkeli 06-17-05, 07:37 AM	"Oh dear, here we go again!"
High King Tigernmas 06-17-05, 07:41 AM	"Oh dear, here we go again!" Pffft! Are you one of these people that flee from combat, like the rest of my party? I'm the one that does all the work and I'm the poorest! :rant: :hoppingma :banghead: :fight!: :chicken:
Beer-Ogre 06-17-05, 07:46 AM	Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Beer-Ogre, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts mightily: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
Enkeli 06-17-05, 07:54 AM	Are you one of these people that flee from combat, like the rest of my party? The wise man avoideth combat and loots the bodies afterwards. Poisoning your enemies' food and water supply works a lot better than straight up combat, because it causes less damage to their equipment, meaning they're going to have better sale value. And whole corpses fetch better prices on the necromancy market, too.
High King Tigernmas 06-17-05, 07:57 AM	The wise man avoideth combat and loots the bodies afterwards. Poisoning your enemies' food and water supply works a lot better than straight up combat, because it causes less damage to their equipment, meaning they're going to have better sale value. And whole corpses fetch better prices on the necromancy market, too. :banghead: YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE THE REST OF MY PARTY!!!
IrishDevil 06-17-05, 08:33 AM	Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is IrishDevil, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to **** you until you pee fire, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!" haha to funny, of course I had to tame mine down.