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beat_takeshi

02-01-06, 05:05 PM
What d'n'd race do you think various famous people are?

Bruce Willis = Dwarf fighter
Marilyn Manson = Lich
Rage against the Machine = Wood Elves, all of them
Dulph Lundgrum = Orc
Arnold Schwarznegger = Orc
Spider Man = Elf
Slipknot = Goblins
Tom Cruise = Halfling barbarian
Jerry Springer = Gnome
Beat Takeshi = Dwarf
Mariah Carey = Wood Nymph
Kresalak

02-01-06, 05:17 PM
Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel: Kobold Divine Minion Wizard 1/Master of Many Forms 3.
RogerWilco

02-01-06, 05:18 PM
Balkenende = Harry Potter
WhiteRaven810

02-01-06, 05:20 PM
Otep: Human Paladin of Freedom (C/G).

Michael Jackson: Halfing (tehe).
Balor von Balorvitch

02-01-06, 05:35 PM
Bruce Willis = Dwarf fighter
He has no beard and is pretty tall (i think) I think human suits him

Marilyn Manson = Lich
He wishs!

Rage against the Machine = Wood Elves, all of them
Hmmm where do you get that?

Dulph Lundgrum = Orc
No he is no orc thats for sure. Maybe 1/2 Ogre but for some reason i think Elan.

Arnold Schwarznegger = Orc
Is anyone ripped an orc to you? Hobgoblin maybe but i am going for Athian (darksun) Dwarf.

Spider Man = Elf
Close! But drow is the correct answer fool!

Slipknot = Goblins
LOL yea i will give you that one

Tom Cruise = Halfling barbarian
I get the halfling part but he is no barbarian (Did you see how erry calm he was with the dude that sprayed him).

Jerry Springer = Gnome
Hmm maybe

Beat Takeshi = Dwarf
Don't know who he is, assuming he is oriental the correct race is Korobokuru

Mariah Carey = Wood Nymph
That carzy bees itch no way! The correct answer is Scarlet Johanson :drool:

Ok now on to my List! Plz comment

Dave Batista- Mul Gladitor!
If Ever there was a Mul Batista is it!

Orlando Bloom- No elf but an Innucubus!
All you preteen girls should know this!

Michael Dorn- Dwarf
Worf is a dwarf!

RA Salvatore- CG Drow

Colin Feral: Satyr! You heard he is Fey
He gets around and he is still wild.

more avaliable upon request. My request give me a Illthid celeb.
nastynate

02-01-06, 06:03 PM
RA Salvatore- CG Drow
Have you ever seen him in person? He's a big white guy (like 6'+ and built like a retired hockey player LoL!)

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel: Kobold Divine Minion Wizard 1/Master of Many Forms 3.
Three Pun-Puns running around...not bloody likely. Not one of them is that cool.
The Grig Fiddler

02-01-06, 06:13 PM
Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris.

Do not argue the fact.
OctoberRaven

02-01-06, 06:14 PM
Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot.
Kresalak

02-01-06, 06:24 PM
Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris.

Do not argue the fact.
Actually, Pun-Pun IS Chuck Norris. The proof is lodged somewhere in the CO boards.
OneEye589

02-01-06, 06:29 PM
I have one thing to say.

Deep Roy is a gnome.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-01-06, 06:31 PM
Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot.

Psst he wishs


Have you ever seen him in person? He's a big white guy (like 6'+ and built like a retired hockey player LoL!)

LOL i know but it was made for a joke post after all


Here is another one based on popular culture

Jennifer Aniston- High Elf

Brad Pitt- high cha 1/2 elf tired of boring elves

Angelina Jolie- Drow Matron

Steve Buscemi- Goblin
God this dude looks like a ****ing goblin!
Hasmead_Guy

02-01-06, 09:17 PM
I don't really get these comparisons! Bruce Willis a dwarf? Manson a bard? Angelina Jolie a drow? I guess. Different strokes for different folks.

Mel Gibson- CG Human Paladin of Christ
Scarlett Johansen- NG Half-elf Cleric
Tom Cruise- NE Cleric of Ius
Chester Bennington- NG Human Sorcerer
Joseph Hahn- LN Gnomish Bard with 50 ranks in composition
Wynona Rider- NG Rogue with ranks in pickpocket
Bruce Willis- CG Human Ranger
Kirsten Dunst- CE Beholder
Maggie Gyllenhaal- NG Half-elf Sorcerer
Some tree hugger- LN Elven Druid
Bill Gates- LE Wizard of Mikrosopht, God of chaotic design
Wesley Snipes- CN Drow Fighter
Tripple H- CE Half-orc barbarian
Dakota Fanning- N Halfling Rogue

Wow, it's not as easy as I thought. Mine didn't really make a whole lotta sense either. Oh well.
Ranger REG

02-01-06, 09:27 PM
Psst he wishs
Well, I have never encountered a lich without delusions of grandeur. :P
beat_takeshi

02-02-06, 07:06 AM
What d'n'd race is superman?

Harvey Keitel - goblin
Bill Gates - vampire
Brad pit - Githiyanki (the race who were slaves to mind flayers- because he has no nose) along with the guy from law and order criminal intent
Courtney Cox - yuan ti
Courtney Love - Mind flayer
Kurt Cobain - Kobold
Leap_UK

02-02-06, 07:23 AM
Courtney Cox - yuan ti


Oh my god that is so true!!!!! :eek:

Portia De Rossi - Sun Elf
Miranda Otto - Astral Deva
Anne Heche - Pixie

All three....in my dreams :D
OctoberRaven

02-02-06, 07:54 AM
What d'n'd race is superman?


Devil (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/151.html).

Also, anyone who doesn't realize how godly Manson is: He made a DEPECHE MODE song listenable.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-02-06, 07:59 AM
Wynona Rider- NG Rogue with ranks in pickpocket

lol you nailed that one

Kirsten Dunst- CE Beholder

I always wondered what monster peeps would be?

Tripple H- CE Half-orc barbarian

Hmm i don't see it, not with that nose! I say Bugbear with all those mutton chops. And he is so LE, no CE character has as many plans as him, and i was thinking part psycic warrior to balance out the 'Cerbal Assassin' (God hammers every where!)


Courtney Love - Mind flayer

Hard call, i was lookin on who was the flayer!

Here is my next pick

Trent Reznor- CE Necromancer, Weapon Focus (Nine Inch Nail)
He animated such careers as Marlyin Manson and such golems as the pretty hate machine!
Herald of Jupiter

02-02-06, 08:09 AM
Balkenende = Harry Potter
:D that was hilarious!
babysamurai

02-02-06, 09:42 AM
Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris.

Do not argue the fact.

Yes, in fact, instead of being born normally, our Chuck punched his way out of the womb...he soon thereafter grew a beard.
Dumat

02-02-06, 09:45 AM
What d'n'd race do you think various famous people are?
Mariah Carey = Wood NymphNo, no, NO. Mariah Carey is NOT a wood nymph. She is a glaistig...a vicious, life-sucking airhead.
Dumat

02-02-06, 09:48 AM
I will now make you all love me more than anyone else. Get ready.


Ready?

TOM CRUISE = DERRO.


Yup. A crazy dwarf.
Puca

02-02-06, 10:14 AM
Marilyn Manson is the alternate form of a particularly annoying Quasit.
OctoberRaven

02-02-06, 10:38 AM
Marilyn Manson is the alternate form of a particularly annoying Quasit.

One flaw to your statement, among many others, is that Manson is clearly CG.
tompulsar

02-02-06, 10:40 AM
Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot.
Are you Sure you weren't thinking of David Bowie?
Puca

02-02-06, 11:19 AM
One flaw to your statement, among many others, is that Manson is clearly CG.Clearly. Well, how can I argue with that. Its clear.
:surrender
Balor von Balorvitch

02-02-06, 11:39 AM
Are you Sure you weren't thinking of David Bowie?

Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D

Next pick:

Keanu Reeves- Warforged
Woa,
Both are debated as to having emotional range.
babysamurai

02-02-06, 11:42 AM
Keanu Reeves- Warforged
Woa,
Both are debated as to having emotional range.

"Hey, it's that Dracula dude, and he's grown young!"
OctoberRaven

02-02-06, 12:07 PM
Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D


He wishes.

LOL C WHUT I DID DERE
Rhomphaia

02-02-06, 12:43 PM
Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D

Next pick:

Keanu Reeves- Warforged
Woa,
Both are debated as to having emotional range.
Oh god now I will never get the image of a warforged headbanging and air-guitaring to Iron Maiden songs...

As for liches though, I really must go with Kristie Alley as the top contender for lichdom there.

And Britney Spears is definately a soul-sucking banshee.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-02-06, 01:03 PM
Keanu Forged.jpg
elven warriorXX

02-02-06, 01:45 PM
Michael Jackson: Halfing (tehe).
No. He would be a Choatic Doppleganger :D
High Octane

02-02-06, 01:52 PM
Dick Clark is an Elan. Hasnt aged for like 80 years.

David Bowie is the Goblin King! End of story.

Mickey Rourke: Bugbear.
red_scare87

02-02-06, 02:14 PM
Dick Clark is an Elan. Hasnt aged for like 80 years.

For Pelor's sake, the man just had a stroke!!

(But if I were to venture a guess I would say he's either a lich or a Warforged. I've always known him to be either the epitome of undeath or a robot...) :D
Lonely_Wombat

02-02-06, 04:38 PM
I will now make you all love me more than anyone else. Get ready.


Ready?

TOM CRUISE = DERRO.


Yup. A crazy dwarf.

You have no idea how right you are.

Read this article on Derro: http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Derro

On this one on Richard Sharpe Shaver (note well the last paragraph): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sharpe_Shaver
Cooked_Auto

02-02-06, 05:10 PM
No. He would be a Choatic Doppleganger :D

I somehow see him as a bodak. They share certain facial distictions. :P
Ranger REG

02-03-06, 02:39 AM
Also, anyone who doesn't realize how godly Manson is: He made a DEPECHE MODE song listenable.
Bah. Depeche Mode was listenable then, child. :P
Flushmaster

02-03-06, 02:44 AM
I agree with Tom Cruise being a derro. He's a half decent actor, but man is the guy nuts off his rocker. Really, I think he might need to be institutionalized.

Since we've apparently got a few WWE fans here, I'll add in that I think Big Show is an oger, Rey Mysterio is a beefed up gnome (coincidentally, is it just me or do a lot of gnomes look at least slightly hispanic?), Undertaker is the mind flayer (Illithid) of the bunch, Chris Benoit is a dwarf, JBL is a none too intelligent shaved bugbear, Gene Snitsky is an orc (not just size, but he's got the personality and attitude perfect), and Mickey James is a drow priestess who has gone insane and started a cult of Trish Stratus. I would also suggest that the late Eddie Guerrero seemed like a renegade gnome, albeit a bit larger.
Flushmaster

02-03-06, 02:52 AM
Bah. Depeche Mode was listenable then, child. :P

Only barely. Manson's version is much better. Though I must note that Johnny cash also produced a rather good rendition of the same song (at an earlier time, IIRC), albeit in notably different style. And this is a guy that also won an award for covering a Nine Inch Nails song (posthumously, and Mr Reznor himself accepted the award for him); being compared to the Man in Black is a compliment to Manson. I don't think Marylin Manson is a lich, but maybe an elf necromancer/bard.
The Grig Fiddler

02-03-06, 02:54 AM
What DEPECHE MODE song did manson a.k.a. (stupid mc crapperson.) do?
High Octane

02-03-06, 08:57 AM
For Pelor's sake, the man just had a stroke!!

For the record, I was unaware.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-03-06, 09:44 AM
I'll add in that I think Big Show is an oger

Hmm i was thinking a hill giant, but quite close!

ey Mysterio is a beefed up gnome (coincidentally, is it just me or do a lot of gnomes look at least slightly hispanic?), I would also suggest that the late Eddie Guerrero seemed like a renegade gnome, albeit a bit larger.

LOL never thought of that! I always looked at and thought Jewish for gnomes and but i say we compermise and they be 1/2 gnomes LOL. They still get the height on their frog splash.

Undertaker is the mind flayer (Illithid) of the bunch
But he is called the deadman? I would say 1/2 troll, big lanky and he can fast heal and make a second wind.

JBL is a none too intelligent shaved bugbear

LOL :rofl: :bow: Nice! It is sooooo true!
elven warriorXX

02-03-06, 09:58 AM
I somehow see him as a bodak. They share certain facial distictions. :P
Indeed your right :cool: I wounder If Ven desil (or how ever you spell it) is reading this right now.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-03-06, 10:06 AM
Indeed your right :cool: I wounder If Ven desil (or how ever you spell it) is reading this right now.

Not likely, he is not the best cleb to play D&D.

That i would say is Stephen Colbert (man that guy loves his LOTR!) Anyone hear his comment about D&D (as i remeber it)

"I don't play poker but if its anything like Dungeons & Dragons break out the +2 scimitars and the cloaks of elvenkind!"
beat_takeshi

02-03-06, 10:34 AM
Issabelle Rosalini (the sick babe from blue velvet) is a succubus!

Law and order criminal intent guy has a face like an orc

Law and order special victims Elliot stabler has a barbarian rage (B.D. Wong rules that show)

Johnny Depp is a wraith (I think they're in d'n'd)
OctoberRaven

02-03-06, 12:59 PM
What DEPECHE MODE song did manson (a.k.a. THE GOD OF MUSIC)do?

Fixed your typo, and Personal Jesus.

I don't usually like "Best Of" albums, but Lest We Forget is one of the only two I can think of worth getting. That and Megadeth's new Back to the Start album.
OctoberRaven

02-03-06, 01:05 PM
WWE pretty much sucks now so I'm doing TNA instead.

Alex Shelley- Half-Elf
Christopher Daniels- Yuan-Ti Pureblood
Samoa Joe- Half-Orc with 16 CHA
Rhyno- Obviously a dwarf.
Balor von Balorvitch

02-03-06, 01:41 PM
WWE pretty much sucks now so I'm doing TNA instead.


TNA is ok but does not have the variety of different people that can be classified as different races although...

Christian Cage (aka Captian Charisma): Half Celestal with tights of charisma +5.
3 power words "Charisma,Canada and Christian!"
beat_takeshi

02-03-06, 04:20 PM
Whiney bands Low and Radiohead are all elves
Andrew WK is a party orc
Superman and Bruce Lee are Half Dragons (because of the awesome stats)
Lonely_Wombat

02-03-06, 04:53 PM
Fixed your typo, and Personal Jesus.


Holy crap, Manson did a cover of "Personal Jesus"?
Araciel

02-03-06, 05:24 PM
they would all be human, just as we would all be human...o...we are..
Ranger REG

02-03-06, 06:46 PM
being compared to the Man in Black is a compliment to Manson.
At the same time, it sullied the memory of Johnny Cash. Now, I can never listen to "Walk The Line" the same way.

:nonono:
OctoberRaven

02-03-06, 07:28 PM
Holy crap, Manson did a cover of "Personal Jesus"?

Not only that, his version doesn't suck.
bakomusha

02-03-06, 08:32 PM
i like most versions of personal jesus. any way


red hot chili peppers: all 20 bard/6monk/14tatooed monk. cg half-elfs

system of a down: epic 40 bards cg humans

my chemical romance: 1 bard, cg(in deniel) humans,who paint themselfs dark, and call themselfs drow.

rob zombie: 20 bard/20 cleric of kord(chaos and strength) cg half-orc
BladeMage_1

02-03-06, 11:00 PM
Not likely, he is not the best cleb to play D&D.

That i would say is Stephen Colbert (man that guy loves his LOTR!) Anyone hear his comment about D&D (as i remeber it)

"I don't play poker but if its anything like Dungeons & Dragons break out the +2 scimitars and the cloaks of elvenkind!"

Read my signature (I got every word, buddy) By the way, Colbert was a D&D freak when he was a kid, from what I heard.

Here's my takes:

Rob Zombie: LG Paladin of Torm
The Undertaker: Human N Lvl 24 Ftr/Sor/Nec/TrN (True Necro) **** THAT REMINDS ME I MISSED SMACKDOWN.
Maynard Keenan: ...
Jesus: Lvl 1 human commoner
Baby Jesus: Lvl 36 Barbarian/Sorcerer/Baby Jesus
Stephen Colbert: is awesome
bakomusha

02-04-06, 03:49 AM
how is baby jesus epic, while adult jesus is a cr of 1/10th?
A_Sheep_in_Wolfs_Clothing

02-04-06, 08:47 AM
how is baby jesus epic, while adult jesus is a cr of 1/10th?

Perhaps he means "Big Baby Jesus," one of the many aliases of Wu-Tang Clan's Ol' Dirty Bastard. I don’t know why, but those class levels just seem to fit the guy :D.
OctoberRaven

02-04-06, 01:40 PM
system of a down: epic 40 bards cg humans


You forgot to factor in the massive XP loss incurred for not having a good album since Toxicity.

I think they're down to level 2 now.