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| beat_takeshi02-01-06, 05:05 PM | What d'n'd race do you think various famous people are? Bruce Willis = Dwarf fighter Marilyn Manson = Lich Rage against the Machine = Wood Elves, all of them Dulph Lundgrum = Orc Arnold Schwarznegger = Orc Spider Man = Elf Slipknot = Goblins Tom Cruise = Halfling barbarian Jerry Springer = Gnome Beat Takeshi = Dwarf Mariah Carey = Wood Nymph |
| Kresalak02-01-06, 05:17 PM | Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel: Kobold Divine Minion Wizard 1/Master of Many Forms 3. |
| RogerWilco02-01-06, 05:18 PM | Balkenende = Harry Potter |
| WhiteRaven81002-01-06, 05:20 PM | Otep: Human Paladin of Freedom (C/G). Michael Jackson: Halfing (tehe). |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-01-06, 05:35 PM | Bruce Willis = Dwarf fighter He has no beard and is pretty tall (i think) I think human suits him Marilyn Manson = Lich He wishs! Rage against the Machine = Wood Elves, all of them Hmmm where do you get that? Dulph Lundgrum = Orc No he is no orc thats for sure. Maybe 1/2 Ogre but for some reason i think Elan. Arnold Schwarznegger = Orc Is anyone ripped an orc to you? Hobgoblin maybe but i am going for Athian (darksun) Dwarf. Spider Man = Elf Close! But drow is the correct answer fool! Slipknot = Goblins LOL yea i will give you that one Tom Cruise = Halfling barbarian I get the halfling part but he is no barbarian (Did you see how erry calm he was with the dude that sprayed him). Jerry Springer = Gnome Hmm maybe Beat Takeshi = Dwarf Don't know who he is, assuming he is oriental the correct race is Korobokuru Mariah Carey = Wood Nymph That carzy bees itch no way! The correct answer is Scarlet Johanson :drool: Ok now on to my List! Plz comment Dave Batista- Mul Gladitor! If Ever there was a Mul Batista is it! Orlando Bloom- No elf but an Innucubus! All you preteen girls should know this! Michael Dorn- Dwarf Worf is a dwarf! RA Salvatore- CG Drow Colin Feral: Satyr! You heard he is Fey He gets around and he is still wild. more avaliable upon request. My request give me a Illthid celeb. |
| nastynate02-01-06, 06:03 PM | RA Salvatore- CG Drow Have you ever seen him in person? He's a big white guy (like 6'+ and built like a retired hockey player LoL!) Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel: Kobold Divine Minion Wizard 1/Master of Many Forms 3. Three Pun-Puns running around...not bloody likely. Not one of them is that cool. |
| The Grig Fiddler02-01-06, 06:13 PM | Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris. Do not argue the fact. |
| OctoberRaven02-01-06, 06:14 PM | Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot. |
| Kresalak02-01-06, 06:24 PM | Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris. Do not argue the fact. Actually, Pun-Pun IS Chuck Norris. The proof is lodged somewhere in the CO boards. |
| OneEye58902-01-06, 06:29 PM | I have one thing to say. Deep Roy is a gnome. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-01-06, 06:31 PM | Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot. Psst he wishs Have you ever seen him in person? He's a big white guy (like 6'+ and built like a retired hockey player LoL!) LOL i know but it was made for a joke post after all Here is another one based on popular culture Jennifer Aniston- High Elf Brad Pitt- high cha 1/2 elf tired of boring elves Angelina Jolie- Drow Matron Steve Buscemi- Goblin God this dude looks like a ****ing goblin! |
| Hasmead_Guy02-01-06, 09:17 PM | I don't really get these comparisons! Bruce Willis a dwarf? Manson a bard? Angelina Jolie a drow? I guess. Different strokes for different folks. Mel Gibson- CG Human Paladin of Christ Scarlett Johansen- NG Half-elf Cleric Tom Cruise- NE Cleric of Ius Chester Bennington- NG Human Sorcerer Joseph Hahn- LN Gnomish Bard with 50 ranks in composition Wynona Rider- NG Rogue with ranks in pickpocket Bruce Willis- CG Human Ranger Kirsten Dunst- CE Beholder Maggie Gyllenhaal- NG Half-elf Sorcerer Some tree hugger- LN Elven Druid Bill Gates- LE Wizard of Mikrosopht, God of chaotic design Wesley Snipes- CN Drow Fighter Tripple H- CE Half-orc barbarian Dakota Fanning- N Halfling Rogue Wow, it's not as easy as I thought. Mine didn't really make a whole lotta sense either. Oh well. |
| Ranger REG02-01-06, 09:27 PM | Psst he wishs Well, I have never encountered a lich without delusions of grandeur. :P |
| beat_takeshi02-02-06, 07:06 AM | What d'n'd race is superman? Harvey Keitel - goblin Bill Gates - vampire Brad pit - Githiyanki (the race who were slaves to mind flayers- because he has no nose) along with the guy from law and order criminal intent Courtney Cox - yuan ti Courtney Love - Mind flayer Kurt Cobain - Kobold |
| Leap_UK02-02-06, 07:23 AM | Courtney Cox - yuan ti Oh my god that is so true!!!!! :eek: Portia De Rossi - Sun Elf Miranda Otto - Astral Deva Anne Heche - Pixie All three....in my dreams :D |
| OctoberRaven02-02-06, 07:54 AM | What d'n'd race is superman? Devil (http://www.superdickery.com/dick/151.html). Also, anyone who doesn't realize how godly Manson is: He made a DEPECHE MODE song listenable. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-02-06, 07:59 AM | Wynona Rider- NG Rogue with ranks in pickpocket lol you nailed that one Kirsten Dunst- CE Beholder I always wondered what monster peeps would be? Tripple H- CE Half-orc barbarian Hmm i don't see it, not with that nose! I say Bugbear with all those mutton chops. And he is so LE, no CE character has as many plans as him, and i was thinking part psycic warrior to balance out the 'Cerbal Assassin' (God hammers every where!) Courtney Love - Mind flayer Hard call, i was lookin on who was the flayer! Here is my next pick Trent Reznor- CE Necromancer, Weapon Focus (Nine Inch Nail) He animated such careers as Marlyin Manson and such golems as the pretty hate machine! |
| Herald of Jupiter02-02-06, 08:09 AM | Balkenende = Harry Potter :D that was hilarious! |
| babysamurai02-02-06, 09:42 AM | Chuck Norris is that cool in fact pun-pun bows to Chuck Norris. Do not argue the fact. Yes, in fact, instead of being born normally, our Chuck punched his way out of the womb...he soon thereafter grew a beard. |
| Dumat02-02-06, 09:45 AM | What d'n'd race do you think various famous people are? Mariah Carey = Wood NymphNo, no, NO. Mariah Carey is NOT a wood nymph. She is a glaistig...a vicious, life-sucking airhead. |
| Dumat02-02-06, 09:48 AM | I will now make you all love me more than anyone else. Get ready. Ready? TOM CRUISE = DERRO. Yup. A crazy dwarf. |
| Puca02-02-06, 10:14 AM | Marilyn Manson is the alternate form of a particularly annoying Quasit. |
| OctoberRaven02-02-06, 10:38 AM | Marilyn Manson is the alternate form of a particularly annoying Quasit. One flaw to your statement, among many others, is that Manson is clearly CG. |
| tompulsar02-02-06, 10:40 AM | Marilyn Manson isn't a lich. He's a DR20 Greater God and an epic-level Bard to boot. Are you Sure you weren't thinking of David Bowie? |
| Puca02-02-06, 11:19 AM | One flaw to your statement, among many others, is that Manson is clearly CG.Clearly. Well, how can I argue with that. Its clear. :surrender |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-02-06, 11:39 AM | Are you Sure you weren't thinking of David Bowie? Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D Next pick: Keanu Reeves- Warforged Woa, Both are debated as to having emotional range. |
| babysamurai02-02-06, 11:42 AM | Keanu Reeves- Warforged Woa, Both are debated as to having emotional range. "Hey, it's that Dracula dude, and he's grown young!" |
| OctoberRaven02-02-06, 12:07 PM | Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D He wishes. LOL C WHUT I DID DERE |
| Rhomphaia02-02-06, 12:43 PM | Agreed David Bowie is a lich! :D Next pick: Keanu Reeves- Warforged Woa, Both are debated as to having emotional range. Oh god now I will never get the image of a warforged headbanging and air-guitaring to Iron Maiden songs... As for liches though, I really must go with Kristie Alley as the top contender for lichdom there. And Britney Spears is definately a soul-sucking banshee. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-02-06, 01:03 PM | Keanu Forged.jpg |
| elven warriorXX02-02-06, 01:45 PM | Michael Jackson: Halfing (tehe). No. He would be a Choatic Doppleganger :D |
| High Octane02-02-06, 01:52 PM | Dick Clark is an Elan. Hasnt aged for like 80 years. David Bowie is the Goblin King! End of story. Mickey Rourke: Bugbear. |
| red_scare8702-02-06, 02:14 PM | Dick Clark is an Elan. Hasnt aged for like 80 years. For Pelor's sake, the man just had a stroke!! (But if I were to venture a guess I would say he's either a lich or a Warforged. I've always known him to be either the epitome of undeath or a robot...) :D |
| Lonely_Wombat02-02-06, 04:38 PM | I will now make you all love me more than anyone else. Get ready. Ready? TOM CRUISE = DERRO. Yup. A crazy dwarf. You have no idea how right you are. Read this article on Derro: http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Derro On this one on Richard Sharpe Shaver (note well the last paragraph): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sharpe_Shaver |
| Cooked_Auto02-02-06, 05:10 PM | No. He would be a Choatic Doppleganger :D I somehow see him as a bodak. They share certain facial distictions. :P |
| Ranger REG02-03-06, 02:39 AM | Also, anyone who doesn't realize how godly Manson is: He made a DEPECHE MODE song listenable. Bah. Depeche Mode was listenable then, child. :P |
| Flushmaster02-03-06, 02:44 AM | I agree with Tom Cruise being a derro. He's a half decent actor, but man is the guy nuts off his rocker. Really, I think he might need to be institutionalized. Since we've apparently got a few WWE fans here, I'll add in that I think Big Show is an oger, Rey Mysterio is a beefed up gnome (coincidentally, is it just me or do a lot of gnomes look at least slightly hispanic?), Undertaker is the mind flayer (Illithid) of the bunch, Chris Benoit is a dwarf, JBL is a none too intelligent shaved bugbear, Gene Snitsky is an orc (not just size, but he's got the personality and attitude perfect), and Mickey James is a drow priestess who has gone insane and started a cult of Trish Stratus. I would also suggest that the late Eddie Guerrero seemed like a renegade gnome, albeit a bit larger. |
| Flushmaster02-03-06, 02:52 AM | Bah. Depeche Mode was listenable then, child. :P Only barely. Manson's version is much better. Though I must note that Johnny cash also produced a rather good rendition of the same song (at an earlier time, IIRC), albeit in notably different style. And this is a guy that also won an award for covering a Nine Inch Nails song (posthumously, and Mr Reznor himself accepted the award for him); being compared to the Man in Black is a compliment to Manson. I don't think Marylin Manson is a lich, but maybe an elf necromancer/bard. |
| The Grig Fiddler02-03-06, 02:54 AM | What DEPECHE MODE song did manson a.k.a. (stupid mc crapperson.) do? |
| High Octane02-03-06, 08:57 AM | For Pelor's sake, the man just had a stroke!! For the record, I was unaware. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-03-06, 09:44 AM | I'll add in that I think Big Show is an oger Hmm i was thinking a hill giant, but quite close! ey Mysterio is a beefed up gnome (coincidentally, is it just me or do a lot of gnomes look at least slightly hispanic?), I would also suggest that the late Eddie Guerrero seemed like a renegade gnome, albeit a bit larger. LOL never thought of that! I always looked at and thought Jewish for gnomes and but i say we compermise and they be 1/2 gnomes LOL. They still get the height on their frog splash. Undertaker is the mind flayer (Illithid) of the bunch But he is called the deadman? I would say 1/2 troll, big lanky and he can fast heal and make a second wind. JBL is a none too intelligent shaved bugbear LOL :rofl: :bow: Nice! It is sooooo true! |
| elven warriorXX02-03-06, 09:58 AM | I somehow see him as a bodak. They share certain facial distictions. :P Indeed your right :cool: I wounder If Ven desil (or how ever you spell it) is reading this right now. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-03-06, 10:06 AM | Indeed your right :cool: I wounder If Ven desil (or how ever you spell it) is reading this right now. Not likely, he is not the best cleb to play D&D. That i would say is Stephen Colbert (man that guy loves his LOTR!) Anyone hear his comment about D&D (as i remeber it) "I don't play poker but if its anything like Dungeons & Dragons break out the +2 scimitars and the cloaks of elvenkind!" |
| beat_takeshi02-03-06, 10:34 AM | Issabelle Rosalini (the sick babe from blue velvet) is a succubus! Law and order criminal intent guy has a face like an orc Law and order special victims Elliot stabler has a barbarian rage (B.D. Wong rules that show) Johnny Depp is a wraith (I think they're in d'n'd) |
| OctoberRaven02-03-06, 12:59 PM | What DEPECHE MODE song did manson (a.k.a. THE GOD OF MUSIC)do? Fixed your typo, and Personal Jesus. I don't usually like "Best Of" albums, but Lest We Forget is one of the only two I can think of worth getting. That and Megadeth's new Back to the Start album. |
| OctoberRaven02-03-06, 01:05 PM | WWE pretty much sucks now so I'm doing TNA instead. Alex Shelley- Half-Elf Christopher Daniels- Yuan-Ti Pureblood Samoa Joe- Half-Orc with 16 CHA Rhyno- Obviously a dwarf. |
| Balor von Balorvitch02-03-06, 01:41 PM | WWE pretty much sucks now so I'm doing TNA instead. TNA is ok but does not have the variety of different people that can be classified as different races although... Christian Cage (aka Captian Charisma): Half Celestal with tights of charisma +5. 3 power words "Charisma,Canada and Christian!" |
| beat_takeshi02-03-06, 04:20 PM | Whiney bands Low and Radiohead are all elves Andrew WK is a party orc Superman and Bruce Lee are Half Dragons (because of the awesome stats) |
| Lonely_Wombat02-03-06, 04:53 PM | Fixed your typo, and Personal Jesus. Holy crap, Manson did a cover of "Personal Jesus"? |
| Araciel02-03-06, 05:24 PM | they would all be human, just as we would all be human...o...we are.. |
| Ranger REG02-03-06, 06:46 PM | being compared to the Man in Black is a compliment to Manson. At the same time, it sullied the memory of Johnny Cash. Now, I can never listen to "Walk The Line" the same way. :nonono: |
| OctoberRaven02-03-06, 07:28 PM | Holy crap, Manson did a cover of "Personal Jesus"? Not only that, his version doesn't suck. |
| bakomusha02-03-06, 08:32 PM | i like most versions of personal jesus. any way red hot chili peppers: all 20 bard/6monk/14tatooed monk. cg half-elfs system of a down: epic 40 bards cg humans my chemical romance: 1 bard, cg(in deniel) humans,who paint themselfs dark, and call themselfs drow. rob zombie: 20 bard/20 cleric of kord(chaos and strength) cg half-orc |
| BladeMage_102-03-06, 11:00 PM | Not likely, he is not the best cleb to play D&D. That i would say is Stephen Colbert (man that guy loves his LOTR!) Anyone hear his comment about D&D (as i remeber it) "I don't play poker but if its anything like Dungeons & Dragons break out the +2 scimitars and the cloaks of elvenkind!" Read my signature (I got every word, buddy) By the way, Colbert was a D&D freak when he was a kid, from what I heard. Here's my takes: Rob Zombie: LG Paladin of Torm The Undertaker: Human N Lvl 24 Ftr/Sor/Nec/TrN (True Necro) **** THAT REMINDS ME I MISSED SMACKDOWN. Maynard Keenan: ... Jesus: Lvl 1 human commoner Baby Jesus: Lvl 36 Barbarian/Sorcerer/Baby Jesus Stephen Colbert: is awesome |
| bakomusha02-04-06, 03:49 AM | how is baby jesus epic, while adult jesus is a cr of 1/10th? |
| A_Sheep_in_Wolfs_Clothing02-04-06, 08:47 AM | how is baby jesus epic, while adult jesus is a cr of 1/10th? Perhaps he means "Big Baby Jesus," one of the many aliases of Wu-Tang Clan's Ol' Dirty Bastard. I don’t know why, but those class levels just seem to fit the guy :D. |
| OctoberRaven02-04-06, 01:40 PM | system of a down: epic 40 bards cg humans You forgot to factor in the massive XP loss incurred for not having a good album since Toxicity. I think they're down to level 2 now. |