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Optimized_Commoner

05-29-07, 01:19 PM
There are some celebrities who actually roleplay, Vin diesel apparently for one. But for those who don't I'd like to see people's thoughts on what kind of character they would play.

Would Arnold Schwarzenneger play a barbarian? Or is he more a halfling rogue fan?

In short this is a bit of a game/thought experiment. Pick a celebrity and then pick what kind of character you imagine them playing. For example.

Amelia Earhart: A sassy paladin who rides a hypogriff.
jeffepp

05-29-07, 08:46 PM
Angelina Jolie (forgive me if I misspelled her name): A naughty tiefling beguiler with a heart of gold.
Shiftkitty

05-29-07, 09:28 PM
Do historical figures count? I've actually got Andrew Jackson. Things got strange and we weren't sure where to put him, so we used the old Zero-Level plan and decided to see which way he'd fall. With his temper and bloodlust, he's become an assassin for the cult that brought him into being. They have ways of making sure he stays loyal, i.e., they've got him hooked on magical substances that only they create. They're a "good" organization that believes the best way to defeat the bad guys is to become like them and take them out from the inside. When they've accomplished their goals, they've promised to release Jackson from his addiction. Right now, they can't take any chances.

With that shock of white hair, skeletal build, and ice-blue eyes, some of the party think he's a chaotic spirit summoned to keep an eye on them while one is positive he has drow blood somewhere in his lineage.
Kamin_Majere

05-30-07, 07:43 AM
Steven Colbert:

Lawfully Chaotic (is above the good vs evil scale of morality) Paladin of Truthiness

Race...you might think human but no hes American

funny funny man:P
VrecknidjX

05-30-07, 08:25 AM
Jim Morrison: CN, Barbarian 1 / Bard 14

Well, before he died anyway. I suppose now he might be a vampire.

Dave
Stumm_Dolch

05-30-07, 10:31 AM
George W. Bush:
Rock Gnome Expert/Aristocrat

Somehow this little guy has made it in the world despite having apparently been generated using the 15 pointbuy system.
Sarrazon

05-30-07, 02:09 PM
George W. Bush:
Rock Gnome Expert/Aristocrat

Somehow this little guy has made it in the world despite having apparently been generated using the 15 pointbuy system.

Thats awesome. Mind if I sig that?
Optimized_Commoner

05-30-07, 02:44 PM
George W. Bush:
Rock Gnome Expert/Aristocrat

Somehow this little guy has made it in the world despite having apparently been generated using the 15 pointbuy system.

You know, this reply makes creating this thread worthwhile.
Stumm_Dolch

05-30-07, 03:40 PM
Be my guest, just don't use it in a manner that get's me applied to some federal blacklist... though some of my other hobbies have likely already done so lol
Shiftkitty

05-30-07, 03:50 PM
Marilyn Manson: Whatever he is, it's undead, that's for sure. Ghoul? Wight?

Jim Morrison as a vampire? THAT'S a cool idea...
M1kh43l_P4r4d1s0

05-30-07, 03:58 PM
Al Gore: deniatly an elf druid. Not becuase he looks like one or becuase he has a cool pet, but because he just won't shut up about the enviroment.

Anton LaVey: definatly either High Preist of Pelor, or an UR-Priest.

jonny Depp: max lvls in Dread Pirate.
Escef

05-30-07, 04:21 PM
Jim Morrison: CN, Barbarian 1 / Bard 14

Jim Morrison? Of The Doors? A bard? I must've missed something. Next thing you'll be trying to tell me is Curt Cobain didn't have levels in the Loser PrC. :devil:
JarionSilverblades

05-30-07, 04:26 PM
Bill Gates: Halfling Aristocrat 20
Stumm_Dolch

05-30-07, 05:04 PM
I can't take credit for these, I saw someone make this post a while back but can't even remember where to begin looking for it... so Sorry to the one responsible.

Mother Teresa and Gandhi both as level 20 commoners.
fun2223

05-30-07, 07:24 PM
Alice Cooper, Bard10/Dread Necromancer10...


Rock on.




P.S. Bush would have infinate levels in the Retarded Monkey class...
Shiftkitty

05-30-07, 09:36 PM
I'd give Mother Teresa an LE alignment, let everyone think she's doing a ton of good, but when they go to her for healing, the find out about her belief that suffering is good for the soul as opposed to actually healing anybody, then I'd twist it further and have her decide she has to do a whole of good for your soul. You see, she's actually a succubus torture queen in disguise...

Ghandi would be the only one who knew about it, and he'd be sitting outside her lair in passive protest while she tried to lure him in.

Al Gore I'd set up as a wood golem. Then I'd send a magmen tree-hugger his way.

I'd set Dubya up as a LG knight in shining armor atop a great white stallion,...at least that's what he'd think he was. Then I'd send him off (clad in a jester suit atop a retarded donkey, armed with a blow-mold plastic sword) to hunt down the horrible dragon that's plaguing the village just to see him get eaten. I'd tie Pelosi to his horse and smother her in barbecue sauce, then afterwards I'd send Condi and Cheney in to seek revenge. Then Cheney could "accidentally" shoot Condi, which would draw the dragon's attention. While he's reloading...chomp! After that I'd just keep alternating Reps and Dems until we ran out.

This is why DMs should stay out of politics...:)
Ariath Ska'Vhor

05-31-07, 12:19 AM
Vin Diesel is an outsider with 50 HD and the (chaotic, awesome) subtypes.
Shiftkitty

05-31-07, 12:43 AM
Vin Diesel... Riddick... strictly OT, but I use some medicine for my fish called "Rid Ich", which treats a condition known as "Ick" (duh...). When I use the stuff, I always imagine a little Vin Diesel jumping out of the bottle and kicking the crap out of my fish.
MCage

05-31-07, 02:30 AM
Lewis Black - Barbarian, clearly he starts his rage while on stage.

Dennis Kucinich - i dont know what class, maybe aristocrat 1, but that mother is a Halfling

Jean Reno - Rogue 20, assassin 10, sorry but the professional was just too bad ass.
Johnny_Angel

05-31-07, 03:02 AM
I've always suspected that Dio was a D&D player. I assume he'd be some sort of fighter/bard -based on his videos
AffableDoomwalker

05-31-07, 03:09 AM
Kekekeke, learn2vote, and if you vote, learn2lose, gg.
/end republican superority, we're the new commies, except we're American, and believe in God!

David Hasselhoff:
CN Half-Celestial Human Bard 20. Its pretty, and sings a lot. But can't hold its liquor. Or a job.
Shiftkitty

05-31-07, 10:02 AM
I've always suspected that Dio was a D&D player. I assume he'd be some sort of fighter/bard -based on his videos


Dio has been described since the 70's and 80's as a "demented elf" some while back. I don't know if he plays. Vin Diesel does, or at least did.
ragoftag

06-02-07, 03:56 PM
Her Royal Clintoness: NE Fiendish Harpy, Shrew Enchantress with a modified Leadership feat (Lemmings) and a personal PrC you're not privy to. She's allowed to do things no one else is, her 'pet' pack of press hounds shield her from all scrutiny and work diligently to keep her affairs secret.

Being a Clinton, she's already started an 'FBI' fill on moi!
Shadowhowler

06-02-07, 04:26 PM
Her Royal Clintoness: NE Fiendish Harpy, Shrew Enchantress with a modified Leadership feat (Lemmings) and a personal PrC you're not privy to. She's allowed to do things no one else is, her 'pet' pack of press hounds shield her from all scrutiny and work diligently to keep her affairs secret.

Being a Clinton, she's already started an 'FBI' fill on moi!

Uhhh...

wow?
Einvaldurinn_mikli

06-02-07, 04:33 PM
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Escef

06-02-07, 06:15 PM
Ok, guys, you should know that talk of politics is verboten here. Knock it off before someone gets offended and calls in the moderators.
Raptorial

06-02-07, 10:06 PM
Ok, guys, you should know that talk of politics is verboten here. Knock it off before someone gets offended and calls in the moderators.
Wow...I was beaten to the punch. Anyway...

Jeff Corwin: Chaotic Neutral Elf Ranger 3/Bard 3
Osedox

06-02-07, 10:15 PM
Mel Gibson; Barbarian/Drunkenmaster?
MCage

07-07-07, 06:42 PM
Mel Gibson; Barbarian/Drunkenmaster?

ahahah...yes.
Silverthumb128

07-07-07, 07:38 PM
Would Arnold Schwarzenegger play a barbarian? Or is he more a halfling rogue fan?

I really want to hear him shout "Yondalla!" and jump through a window.

Next thing you'll be trying to tell me is Curt Cobain didn't have levels in the Loser PrC. :devil:

That was Beck, homeboy. :D
Myree

07-08-07, 01:24 AM
Bono: CN Druid 5 / Bard 1. He started out as a bard, but his talent wasn't as evident to everyone else, so he took to trying to save the world by any means necessary instead.

Oprah Winfrey: LE Cleric 12. She is slowly converting an army to her way, with plans on using it to control any part of the multiverse that she can't buy outright.

Tom Cruise: CE Rogue 4 / Cleric 12. He started out LG, but something has mysteriously been changing him one step at a time to where he is almost unrecognisable. He is now out to get his hands on it all and to lead everyone to what HE sees as the one and ONLY "true path". Hmm, on second thought, maybe it is Blackguard instead of rogue...
Epsilon

07-08-07, 02:01 AM
bill goldberg: CN barbarian 6/reaping mauler 5
im not sure if anything else could apply
skydin

07-08-07, 02:18 AM
miss spears: human level 0 bard, level 10 drunken master. she would of course, be chaotic evil.

lindsey lohan:tiefling, level 80 drunken master, CN
Toran_A_Sunder

07-08-07, 02:29 AM
This thread rocks my socks off.

Sean Connery - Lawful Awesome Half-Dragon Human rogue 10/barbarian 10/fighter 10

Jessica Alba - Chaotic Sexy Advanced nymph bard 15 with maxed ranks in Perform (DAYUM!)

I'm sure I have more...but these two are my favs
Demon_Paladin

07-08-07, 06:24 PM
Anton LaVey: definatly either High Preist of Pelor, or an UR-Priest.


LaVey is an Ur-Priest for sure. The Art is a dead-ringer for The Doctor.
Battlesmith

07-08-07, 06:29 PM
George W. Bush:
Rock Gnome Expert/Aristocrat

Somehow this little guy has made it in the world despite having apparently been generated using the 15 pointbuy system.

Make a DC 16 Fortitude save, else choke on a pretzel.
bonethug0108

07-08-07, 06:32 PM
Make a DC 16 Fortitude save, else choke on a pretzel.

lol:D
Epsilon

07-14-07, 11:26 PM
michael ironside CE Rogue 15 with maxed ranks in intimidate and bluff
Von_Harbringer

07-15-07, 12:03 AM
George W. Bush:
Rock Gnome Expert/Aristocrat

Somehow this little guy has made it in the world despite having apparently been generated using the 15 pointbuy system.

Str 6, Dex 8, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 9, Cha 16

Looks about right to me. :D

All Starting Stats

John F Kerry
Halfling Warrior/Aristocrat
Str 8, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 13, Wis 9, Cha 8

Al Gore
Orc Druid/Blighter
Str 12, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 7, Wis 14, Cha 6

Anyways I feel cleansed now.

Hulk Hogan
Bard/Paladin/Blackguard (nWo Hollywood)
Devil Gnasher

07-15-07, 12:37 AM
Theodore Roosevelt: human LG paladin 16/ ranger 14

Chancellor Bismarck: dwarf LG paladin 17/ wizard 11 (transmuter)/ geometer 11

Albert Einstein: gnome NG wizard (conjuror) 12/ geometer 14/ archmage 5

Marie Curie: halfling NG wizard (transmuter) 16/ archmage 5

Albert Hoffmann: gnome CG wizard (necromancer) 16/ 14 loremaster

Benjamin Franklin: human CG wizard (generalist) 11/ loremaster 5/ archivist 6/ fighter or scout (from his days in the Pennsylvania militia) 3

Brian May: elf CG bard 13/ sublime cord 12/ wizard 4 (since he started his physics thesis in the 70's)

Is that too high for them?
Devil Gnasher

07-15-07, 10:20 PM
Are there no further comments or questions in this thread?
Epsilon

07-25-07, 12:52 AM
zzzzzz clear :bump: its alive

seriously no one else has anything to add