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Journeyman Samwise 07-26-06, 03:52 AM	this is copyrite james maddison 2006-forever so if you will steal I get your money!!! so don't steal because i took a year of karate and i can kill you in seventeen ways! races- racial modifers are banned because they are racist. allso this allows people who aren't newb combat munchkin s to play interesting complex characters like an half-orc wizard instead of an elf wizard. also chuck norris and cheetos are playable races because that would be hilarious! classes- history english math, YEAH RITE LOL! real classes- so every class from before is banned here is the new list of classes- brewer- they craft nutty lagers and smooth vadka. sausagemancer- like your mom loll fighter- short for "people who use magic to fighter" they cast spells and call down the mighty power of the cosmos to clean 1 lb of fabric per caster level clerics- they get the class ability "better than you because my god is bigger" and "generate Chick tract". they are the natural leader of the party because they cast from dumb. god is dumb!!!! anarky 4ever!!! check out my myspace tom- tom is a myspace class that lets you post music and phots of you and your friends doing awesome stuff like being WACKY AT THE MALL1!! rogue- the rogue in 35 really isnt powerful enough so i am currently in talks with blizzard to port their rogue to d8d. i belive this will bring balance to the classes because their suck will be balanced by all the people playing rogues. they are the obviously leader of the party because if they dont they kill people with sharp toothbrushes druids- their hd is increased to a d8 and they can turn into animals as well as cast divine spells have a companion and rediculously awesome ABBA. they are likely the leader of the party because they cast from WTF barbarians- they get bonuses to smelling bad, like bobby. he is such a porkster! they are the natural leaders of the party because if not HULK SMASH rapper- they blind the enemy with bling and then shoot them like on tv. they are usually the leaders of the party because they cast from cHA robber- they steal from people while doing illegal things like running gamboling rings because jesus doesn't love them anymore gangsta- see above but they do it in suits corporate executive- see above but make the suits a hundred times as expensive ninja- they get the ability to turn invisible and kill pirates with a stare. they are usually the leaders of the party because they cast from awesome aquabats- are the best band int he world. samurai- they get bonuses to preform: kabuki and they eat nothing but frizbees pirates- jack sparrow dies SPOILERS. ranger- they continue to be good for absolutely nothing but half-assed drzzt clones. spirit shaman, shujenja, wu jen, spelltheif, sohei, scout and bard- does anyone actually ever play these? since nobody does they now cast maximized empowered silent stilled quickened twinned circle of death taht affects everyone that ever made fun of me in elementary school. stupid john webber youll never be invited to any of my magic the gathering parties again! warlock- they get to cast spells like wizards now until gary gygax descends from heaven to fix that OBVIOUSLY BROKEN class. wizard- they get bonuses to running a clean and orderly coat closet. also they are the natural leaders of the party because they cast from int also they no longer cast spells npc classes- now have the class feature "Hand of Plot" that suspends the pcs from acting for a while. ok now on to presteig classes- prestige classes are banned. miscklenanious- weapons- all weapons are replaced with boffer larp equipment. except npcs who now all have magic weapons for some reason? warehouse direct pricing i dunno stop asking me im tired and this is boring. dice- dice are replaced with boffer larp equipment. contested actions are settled by hilariously impotent rage-fuled battles and ball shots dieties- all deities are replaced by Journeyman Samwise. His domains are Awesomosity and Sexfullness. his consort is Boobula Mammarian, whose domains are huge IF YOU CATCH THE INNUENDO girl gamers- will you go with me to prom? my mom can pick you up after work if that s cool also if you guys could write BOBBY YOURE FAT that would be awesome he would get so mad! again DFONT STEALL PEACH PEMDAS COMMENTS ARE WELCOME!
Thanqol 07-26-06, 04:01 AM	I sense a disturbance in the force. Like one soul getting blindly drunk and using his computer instead of partying.
Journeyman Samwise 07-26-06, 04:07 AM	Clearly we both are not drunk enough to find this thread as hilarious as it seemed like I was writing it. I propose a toast, to narcolepsy, and thinking things through.
Burpcycle 07-26-06, 04:13 AM	Some parts of this were awesome incarnate (ninja). Some were... not. I give you a 4/10.
Psychoticpsymon 07-26-06, 08:04 AM	I want my 2 minutes back. In blood.
Renvale999 07-26-06, 08:30 AM	Ummm....anyone else feel just plain weird after reading that???
babysamurai 07-26-06, 09:16 AM	Ummm....anyone else feel just plain weird after reading that??? Yeah, at first I was curious, now I'm just scared.
greyhaze 07-26-06, 10:45 AM	I feel drunk. Can you get drunk from computer fumes from a posting? :uh-huh: I must admit; I laughed, I cried, it became part of me.
GreyLord 07-26-06, 12:13 PM	Hey great post...probably should be moved to the mature forums...but other than that...I found it funny.
Sulaco 07-26-06, 12:54 PM	http://www.stargazette.com/blogs/genx/scanandplan/uploaded_images/beer-766877.jpg + http://images.apple.com/keyboard/images/indextop09162003.jpg = http://www.micro-blaze.com/graphics/devine.jpg
Gottwick 07-26-06, 01:10 PM	6/10 Pretty funny.
Voldar_Mecorthio 07-26-06, 01:34 PM	http://www.stargazette.com/blogs/genx/scanandplan/uploaded_images/beer-766877.jpg + http://images.apple.com/keyboard/images/indextop09162003.jpg = http://www.micro-blaze.com/graphics/devine.jpg :rofl: :heehee :rofl: :heehee :rofl: :heehee :rofl: :heehee
Edymnion 07-26-06, 01:46 PM	God, I think I can feel my IQ dropping... Anybody see floating brains with stupifaction rays, or was it just this thread?