Chuck Norris smiley? [Archive] - Wizards Community

Chuck Norris smiley? [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
theotherdraxen
12-17-06, 10:27 PM Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?
Tempest Stormwind
12-17-06, 10:30 PM Dude, this is the D&D board.

It should at least be Vin Diesel.

Who is every bit as awesome and also an outspoken D&D player and DM.

(Incidentally, the random facts about Vin Diesel are older than chucknorrisfacts.com, and many of the Chuck ones (the majority that don't involve beards, cowboys, or roundhouse kicks) were stolen verbatim from the Vin list.)

That said, no.
Sim_antix
12-17-06, 10:30 PM The awe inspiring coolness that is Chuck Norris could never be adequately captured in a smiley and any attempt to do so only angers Chuck Norris so nobody even tries.
theotherdraxen
12-17-06, 10:33 PM Dude, this is the D&D board.

It should at least be Vin Diesel.

Who is every bit as awesome and also an outspoken D&D player and DM.

(Incidentally, the random facts about Vin Diesel are older than chucknorrisfacts.com, and many of the Chuck ones (the majority that don't involve beards, cowboys, or roundhouse kicks) were stolen verbatim from the Vin list.)

That said, no.

Okay, my mistake, Vin Diesel first.

I get the feeling I'm going to have to turn this into another kitty thread pretty soon...
GreyEagle
12-17-06, 11:27 PM wow that was like... an outpouring of hate against chuck. and for the record vin diesel is bald. just thought id put that out there
Sphyre
12-17-06, 11:56 PM No. Never.
journeyman777
12-18-06, 12:14 AM It should at least be Vin Diesel.Seconded!
Pandaemoni
12-18-06, 12:44 AM There is at least one compelling reason for why there is no Chuck Norris smiley on the boards: if such a smiley exosted, I would use it at the end of this post, and when you looked at it, it would beat you to death.

So the reason there is no Chuck Norris smiley? WOTC doesn't want the lawsuits for recklessly causing the deaths of the forum readers.
Silverthumb128
12-18-06, 01:33 AM Oh yeah, I remember when the Chuck Norris jokes were popular, back around when the 3rd edition Monster Manual came out. *smarmy laugh*
Starman IX
12-18-06, 04:00 AM Mr. T predates both of those suckas. He pities both the foos verily, and has already thrown them helluva far.
High Octane
12-18-06, 05:26 AM Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?

NO!
DIESCUMDIE
12-18-06, 06:04 AM Babies cry when they are born because they are being born into a world with Chuck(Vin Diesal / Fedor).

Chuck Norris (Vin Diesal / Fedor) went to the Virgin Islands once. Now they're just the Islands.
theotherdraxen
12-18-06, 07:45 AM Seconded!

Technically, thirded. I beat ya to it.
Vestigial_Thumb
12-18-06, 09:17 AM People, stop pitting the badasses against each other. They're the good guys.
RobbyPants
12-18-06, 09:22 AM Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?
Yes. I guess I'm the first to jump on this "petition".

Also, there already is a Vin Diesel smiley. It looks like: :) (As someone mentioned, he's bald). :P
caeruleus
12-18-06, 10:25 AM :monk:

Close enough.
Ocalus
12-18-06, 10:35 AM Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?

No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny.
seldom_seen
12-18-06, 10:49 AM Just as Muslims believe that any drawing, picture, or characture of Allah or the prophet Mohammed is offensive, so would be a Chuck Norris smiley face!
You should be fed to a pack of rabid weasles for even suggesting such sacrilege!!:noway:
Vestigial_Thumb
12-18-06, 11:35 AM No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny. Yes. Chuck Norris is awesome. I love him sooo much.
Me too. :)
Optimator
12-18-06, 11:53 AM No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny.

/handgoingoverhead-motion. Anyway, a thread about a Chuck Norris smiley should probably be in the Epic board.
Ocalus
12-18-06, 11:53 AM Me too. Ocalus is right, Chuck Norris is a twonk.

Much better. ;)
Vestigial_Thumb
12-18-06, 11:57 AM Much better. ;)
:weep:
frasmage
12-18-06, 12:02 PM Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?

Hell no! somehow every norris movie I have seen is in fact total, undiluted propaganda.

and whoop-dee-doo, you have a martial artist who somehow never gets hit and who is terrible at actually acting :nonono:. You know come to think of it, hollywood is looking a lot like this now anyways...

PS: the WizO's are not going to like this thread once they notice it.
theotherdraxen
12-18-06, 02:22 PM Yes. I guess I'm the first to jump on this "petition".

Also, there already is a Vin Diesel smiley. It looks like: :) (As someone mentioned, he's bald). :P
It's not so much a petition as it is a general discussion. I just wanted to see if people were interested in a smile of Mr. Norris. If Wizards never made one, I can't say I'd be too upset.

PS: the WizO's are not going to like this thread once they notice it.

Speaking of which:
WizOs: this thread is not meant to be spam. While humourous (much like the 1001 threads), I am genuinely interested in seeing a Chuck Norris smiley (though, of course, I won't be too distraught if there never is one).
Androlphas
12-18-06, 03:11 PM You can have a Chuck Norris smiley only if you meet the prerequisites for the Martial Arts Badass of All Time prestige class. So far, only one man has met them...and only because Bruce Lee is dead ;)
OperKOT
12-18-06, 03:20 PM Man, we already have one! Here it is:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/466/90139dwarf7ow.gif
Manyfist
12-18-06, 03:20 PM It already exists.

:lop: The true Chuck Norris.
sparticus_eleisum
12-18-06, 03:40 PM http://lori.hofyland.cz/HL/SMILEY/chuckS.gif

:D
frasmage
12-18-06, 04:36 PM Man, we already have one! Here it is:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/466/90139dwarf7ow.gif

http://lori.hofyland.cz/HL/SMILEY/chuckS.gif

:D

oh brother... Thank god both of those are linked images - had me worried there for a second
Starman IX
12-18-06, 05:25 PM Some people's sense of humor = :ghosted:

:mrt:
Sim_antix
12-18-06, 05:26 PM It already exists.

:lop: The true Chuck Norris.
Did you just call Chuck a girl?
Manyfist
12-18-06, 05:29 PM Did you just call Chuck a girl?

Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;)
Sim_antix
12-18-06, 05:32 PM Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;)
Ok good, I just didn't want anything bad to happen to you... ;)
Manyfist
12-18-06, 05:35 PM Ok good, I just didn't want anything bad to happen to you... ;)

There's no females in the world, just the lack of Chuck Norris.;) :P
theotherdraxen
12-18-06, 06:35 PM Guys, this thread is close enough to spam as is; let's keep it Kosher. ;)
Tempest Stormwind
12-18-06, 06:56 PM Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;)

And yet wasn't she statted recently as LN Female (Unknown Race)?

Note: This is her only published stat.

Also note: I hate Planescape with a passion and wish it would all go die in a fire. Back on topic, though, given the nature of this thread, that fire should be the Sun, into which Chuck might kick it if you subscribe to such nonsense.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
theotherdraxen 12-17-06, 10:27 PM	Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley?
Tempest Stormwind 12-17-06, 10:30 PM	Dude, this is the D&D board. It should at least be Vin Diesel. Who is every bit as awesome and also an outspoken D&D player and DM. (Incidentally, the random facts about Vin Diesel are older than chucknorrisfacts.com, and many of the Chuck ones (the majority that don't involve beards, cowboys, or roundhouse kicks) were stolen verbatim from the Vin list.) That said, no.
Sim_antix 12-17-06, 10:30 PM	The awe inspiring coolness that is Chuck Norris could never be adequately captured in a smiley and any attempt to do so only angers Chuck Norris so nobody even tries.
theotherdraxen 12-17-06, 10:33 PM	Dude, this is the D&D board. It should at least be Vin Diesel. Who is every bit as awesome and also an outspoken D&D player and DM. (Incidentally, the random facts about Vin Diesel are older than chucknorrisfacts.com, and many of the Chuck ones (the majority that don't involve beards, cowboys, or roundhouse kicks) were stolen verbatim from the Vin list.) That said, no. Okay, my mistake, Vin Diesel first. I get the feeling I'm going to have to turn this into another kitty thread pretty soon...
GreyEagle 12-17-06, 11:27 PM	wow that was like... an outpouring of hate against chuck. and for the record vin diesel is bald. just thought id put that out there
Sphyre 12-17-06, 11:56 PM	No. Never.
journeyman777 12-18-06, 12:14 AM	It should at least be Vin Diesel.Seconded!
Pandaemoni 12-18-06, 12:44 AM	There is at least one compelling reason for why there is no Chuck Norris smiley on the boards: if such a smiley exosted, I would use it at the end of this post, and when you looked at it, it would beat you to death. So the reason there is no Chuck Norris smiley? WOTC doesn't want the lawsuits for recklessly causing the deaths of the forum readers.
Silverthumb128 12-18-06, 01:33 AM	Oh yeah, I remember when the Chuck Norris jokes were popular, back around when the 3rd edition Monster Manual came out. smarmy laugh
Starman IX 12-18-06, 04:00 AM	Mr. T predates both of those suckas. He pities both the foos verily, and has already thrown them helluva far.
High Octane 12-18-06, 05:26 AM	Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley? NO!
DIESCUMDIE 12-18-06, 06:04 AM	Babies cry when they are born because they are being born into a world with Chuck(Vin Diesal / Fedor). Chuck Norris (Vin Diesal / Fedor) went to the Virgin Islands once. Now they're just the Islands.
theotherdraxen 12-18-06, 07:45 AM	Seconded! Technically, thirded. I beat ya to it.
Vestigial_Thumb 12-18-06, 09:17 AM	People, stop pitting the badasses against each other. They're the good guys.
RobbyPants 12-18-06, 09:22 AM	Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley? Yes. I guess I'm the first to jump on this "petition". Also, there already is a Vin Diesel smiley. It looks like: :) (As someone mentioned, he's bald). :P
caeruleus 12-18-06, 10:25 AM	:monk: Close enough.
Ocalus 12-18-06, 10:35 AM	Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley? No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny.
seldom_seen 12-18-06, 10:49 AM	Just as Muslims believe that any drawing, picture, or characture of Allah or the prophet Mohammed is offensive, so would be a Chuck Norris smiley face! You should be fed to a pack of rabid weasles for even suggesting such sacrilege!!:noway:
Vestigial_Thumb 12-18-06, 11:35 AM	No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny. Yes. Chuck Norris is awesome. I love him sooo much. Me too. :)
Optimator 12-18-06, 11:53 AM	No. Chuck Norris sucks. I don't know why there has been this sudden ironic upsurge in Chuck Norris fandom lately, but he can't act, was never cool, and the whole thing is not in the least bit funny. /handgoingoverhead-motion. Anyway, a thread about a Chuck Norris smiley should probably be in the Epic board.
Ocalus 12-18-06, 11:53 AM	Me too. Ocalus is right, Chuck Norris is a twonk. Much better. ;)
Vestigial_Thumb 12-18-06, 11:57 AM	Much better. ;) :weep:
frasmage 12-18-06, 12:02 PM	Anyone else think we should have a Chuck Norris smiley? Hell no! somehow every norris movie I have seen is in fact total, undiluted propaganda. and whoop-dee-doo, you have a martial artist who somehow never gets hit and who is terrible at actually acting :nonono:. You know come to think of it, hollywood is looking a lot like this now anyways... PS: the WizO's are not going to like this thread once they notice it.
theotherdraxen 12-18-06, 02:22 PM	Yes. I guess I'm the first to jump on this "petition". Also, there already is a Vin Diesel smiley. It looks like: :) (As someone mentioned, he's bald). :P It's not so much a petition as it is a general discussion. I just wanted to see if people were interested in a smile of Mr. Norris. If Wizards never made one, I can't say I'd be too upset. PS: the WizO's are not going to like this thread once they notice it. Speaking of which: WizOs: this thread is not meant to be spam. While humourous (much like the 1001 threads), I am genuinely interested in seeing a Chuck Norris smiley (though, of course, I won't be too distraught if there never is one).
Androlphas 12-18-06, 03:11 PM	You can have a Chuck Norris smiley only if you meet the prerequisites for the Martial Arts Badass of All Time prestige class. So far, only one man has met them...and only because Bruce Lee is dead ;)
OperKOT 12-18-06, 03:20 PM	Man, we already have one! Here it is: http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/466/90139dwarf7ow.gif
Manyfist 12-18-06, 03:20 PM	It already exists. :lop: The true Chuck Norris.
sparticus_eleisum 12-18-06, 03:40 PM	http://lori.hofyland.cz/HL/SMILEY/chuckS.gif :D
frasmage 12-18-06, 04:36 PM	Man, we already have one! Here it is: http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/466/90139dwarf7ow.gif http://lori.hofyland.cz/HL/SMILEY/chuckS.gif :D oh brother... Thank god both of those are linked images - had me worried there for a second
Starman IX 12-18-06, 05:25 PM	Some people's sense of humor = :ghosted: :mrt:
Sim_antix 12-18-06, 05:26 PM	It already exists. :lop: The true Chuck Norris. Did you just call Chuck a girl?
Manyfist 12-18-06, 05:29 PM	Did you just call Chuck a girl? Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;)
Sim_antix 12-18-06, 05:32 PM	Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;) Ok good, I just didn't want anything bad to happen to you... ;)
Manyfist 12-18-06, 05:35 PM	Ok good, I just didn't want anything bad to happen to you... ;) There's no females in the world, just the lack of Chuck Norris.;) :P
theotherdraxen 12-18-06, 06:35 PM	Guys, this thread is close enough to spam as is; let's keep it Kosher. ;)
Tempest Stormwind 12-18-06, 06:56 PM	Lady of Pain has no gender. LoP isn't even its real name, just what the locals of sigil call her.;) And yet wasn't she statted recently as LN Female (Unknown Race)? Note: This is her only published stat. Also note: I hate Planescape with a passion and wish it would all go die in a fire. Back on topic, though, given the nature of this thread, that fire should be the Sun, into which Chuck might kick it if you subscribe to such nonsense.