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Drow64 08-03-07, 04:30 PM	The lights dim. It seems to have a queer effect on the audience, for everyone has grown silent. A spotlight descends upon the curtain as it slowly opens. A half-orc strides onto the stage and is met with thunderous applause. The audience recognizes him, for he is the reason they all came here tonight. Skaroq Drakkel, famous comedian. The audience stops clapping as Skaroq holds up his hands. "Thank you for all coming here tonight! I'd start out with an introduction, but, whatever. So let's get to the point. "What do you call a blind mind flayer?" The audience responds. "What?" "Bruised by many stalagmites." The audience laughs.
Stormonu 08-03-07, 04:58 PM	What do you call a werewolf beholder? "What?" Getting the hairy eyeball. :rimshot:
Drow64 08-03-07, 05:19 PM	"Why don't illithids have suckers on their tentacles?" The audience shouts, "What?" "Because they're not interested in con games." The audience laughs.