D&D Bedsheets & Underwear [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Foozlesprite

04-17-06, 09:57 AM
So, they have T-shirts, special dice, and bumper stickers for D&D...but the true sign of geekdom is owning bedsheets and/or pajamas of your favorite pastime, ie Superman, Spiderman, or any other thing that would get your dorm bed universally mocked. If there were D&D bedsheets (heck, even a decorative room set, curtains and all) and underwear, what would you want them to be like?
Seeker95

04-17-06, 10:23 AM
Beholder Underoos. The underwear that's fun to wear.
Victoria's Secret newest bra: the Succubus. It feels like it isn't even there.
runestar

04-17-06, 11:20 AM
Maybe a translucent blanket that makes you look like you are being consumed by a ooze/pudding when you wrap yourself in it... :P And matching bedsheets/pillow covers... ;)
Ryusage

04-17-06, 11:58 AM
Get your Heroes Underwear! Have Regdar, Mialee, Tordek or Hennet on your a** for only $4.95!
Foozlesprite

04-17-06, 02:06 PM
Or how about a bra with little d20s attached? "Oh, oh, I think you rolled a 20!"

These are great. Keep 'em coming.
Prak, the Mad

04-17-06, 10:08 PM
boxers of holding types one, two and three

a Back pack of tricks, with small plush animals that can be turned into a small fuzzy ball, if you've ever seen the plush animals that can be turned inside out to look like a christmas present, that's what I'm thinking.

and I like the idea of the Ooze sheets.

succubi and nymph body pillows!(lol, now that's the epitome of geek...)

dungeon wall print curtains

druid's grove shower curtains
Lard_Rent_Hensley

04-17-06, 10:11 PM
New range of Crockery - DM's offering plate; Pint Mug and Snack Altar
WhiteRaven810

04-17-06, 10:21 PM
Nothing says fashionable like a pair of whitie tighties with a Beholder stamped on the tush.
residieu

04-18-06, 12:55 AM
I preferred underoos when they let you dress up like Superman or Batman, and didn't just have a picture of them on your chest. So I'd want D&D underwear like that. Underpants patterned to look like chainmail. Wouldn't chafe as much as the real thing, either.
adder

04-18-06, 09:37 PM
or how about a bra with nymphs all over it
:D :censored:
Fenris Frost

04-18-06, 10:10 PM
Hmmm.........
Hmmmmmmmmm.................
I like the DM offering plate, that's pure genious.
I'd like to see a range of bad-awesome, cheap (I mean c'mon, all our money goes into books), and good quality jewelry; d20 necklaces (manly necklaces), earrings, etc. The BackPack of holding also appeals to me.
How about Dragonmark temporary tattoos?
A delightful array of realistic foam weaponry, fun for all ages?
Or better, specific magical items like the Helm of Brilliance, Mask of the Skull, etc.
I'd love to buy a Cloak of Arachnadia.

Let's not forget soft-drink potions! In thick, non-shatter glass (or just good plastic) with wire-bale tops or corks and things. Mountain Dew tastes better from a vial!
Siginaugan

04-18-06, 11:03 PM
I'd like to see a Trouble game dice roller for all the D&D dice used. Of course really it's just the Trouble dice rollers and you can connect multiples of them and open them up to store dices.
Bluehero

04-19-06, 12:36 AM
I think they gave out dragonmark temporary tattoos in one of the issues of dragon......
valcarde

04-19-06, 02:14 AM
Hmmm.........

I'd like to see a range of bad-awesome, cheap (I mean c'mon, all our money goes into books), and good quality jewelry; d20 necklaces (manly necklaces), earrings, etc.


You mean like this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/jewelry/7ae3/) ?
Or maybe, if you prefer a t-shirt, this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/76a1/\)?
Or this? (http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=113)
sekhmet

04-19-06, 02:30 AM
so... just going on inventions for DnD i would have to say that the soap advertised in the "Dungeon" mag was very interesting. Little soaps with d20s in them. Maybe if you're asking about the whole underwear thing I can see little d20s on them. maybe d20 bras or something. ... i would wear it. :D
Foozlesprite

04-19-06, 06:24 PM
For inconveniently big-boobed girls such as I, the Bra of Holding...instant reduction!!! Now you can play sports and ride in that bumpy wagon/car without being bruised!!!
Kyuketsukiouji

04-19-06, 07:49 PM
Can I have the succubus and/or nymphs on satin bedsheets instead?