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Sucineri 10-29-04, 07:46 PM	Awhile ago someone on these very boards said 'WWWJD' which means 'What Would Wee Jas Do'..I just started thinking about that again today. It would be interesting to have a WWWJD bumper sticker on my car in the same fashion that people have a WWJD bumper sticker on theirs. Then I started thinking about the Jesus Fish..well, there is a Darwin Fish as well..but that doesn't exactly mean anything in D&D terms..is there another 'Fish' that would work for our situation? Jesus = Creation, Darwin = Evolution..so yeah, help me out a bit. I was thinking possibly a 'CR 1/10' Fish or something, heh Any other of these parody items you can think of for a car? Maybe something like 'Proud father of a Gnome Giant-Slayer'? Something goofy. :P And remember..must work for D&D..and must be a parody of an already existing item (such as the jesus/darwin fishes)
ImmortalBlueMage 10-29-04, 08:25 PM	I sure wouldn't mind some fuzzy 20-sided Dice for my rearview mirror. :D
Sucineri 10-29-04, 09:08 PM	I believe fuzzy dice are illegal in california now. Something about obstructing the driver's view. BUT that is an interesting idea. Keep em coming! :)
CzarGarrett 10-29-04, 09:46 PM	I break for Tarrasques bumper stickers The Club +5
Ratheus 10-29-04, 10:52 PM	You could really come up with some great bumper stickers. Here's a handful off the top of my head. This car can go from zero to ethereal in 4.2 seconds Shifting gears is a move-equivelant action Power by Heironious +3 coupe of transportation Gnomish invention It's a hippogriff thing....you wouldn't understand Squeel tires +6 melee Make a will save DC 16 or Fear This Unleaded dwoemer only Driving is a full-round action. Talking on the cell phone incurs a -5 penalty to all reflex and will saves, and attracts attacks of opportunity. If you are distracted while talking on the cell phone, you may drop the cell phone to avoid being distracted. See page 114 of the DMG (dumb motorist guide) for further information on using a cell phone while driving.
SnowbearK 10-29-04, 11:05 PM	Rather than detailing flames on the hood and side, detail a rollercoaster... ;) Just kidding. "My other car is Sustarre's Chariot" Remove the "spoiler" and instead put folded dragon's wings on the back. D20 hood ornament. Tome-styled steering wheel cover. D20 stick shift Box of regular d4's to dump behind you to discourage pursuit.
Seeker95 10-29-04, 11:18 PM	As for the fish... Creationists may have always man. Evolutionists may have ape to man. Roleplayers have polymorph. (Who needs evolution?!) :P
Wizard_Of_Arl 10-29-04, 11:23 PM	the classic... wwtd? http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=73
TheYeti1775 10-29-04, 11:36 PM	I have fuzzy skulls hanging from my mirror.
Dartanel 10-30-04, 12:22 AM	Illithid Dashboard bobble-head. Dragon's head muffler. And for the pickup: Book rack. Succubus mudflaps
The Shaman 10-30-04, 12:45 AM	Beholder antenna ball. :behold:
xmcknight 10-30-04, 04:38 AM	Well, as far as bumper stickers go: "Never trust a smiling DM" "Kolbold driving school" "I break for dragons. I swerve for Halflings" "Please roll a nat'ral 20 on your 'DRIVE' skill check" "Built Gnome Tough" "Powered by Moradin" "I cast 'SILENT' on your cell phone" Those are just the ones that I have seen. As for other accesories, I know there is a Dragon Claw Shifter for manual cars.
Quadstriker 10-30-04, 04:58 AM	My DM has 2 red d20 fuzzy dice hanging from his rear view mirror. They look good and always make me laugh.
Ranger REG 10-31-04, 01:38 AM	"If you can read this, You're within my fireball range."
DrWorm 10-31-04, 03:21 AM	There is always the bumper sticker that I see around a bit- "Be kind to dragons for you are small and taste good with ketchup" or something like that. I always thought that one had broad appeal. Some of the bumperstickers that you all have suggested are a bit too geeky for me...I think I would even mock them.
Sucineri 10-31-04, 04:40 AM	Yeah..I agree with being a bit too geeky..these are the ones I like so far.. *Bumper Stickers* WWWJD Built Gnome Tough *Other* Beholder Antenna Ball Fuzzy D20's Polymorph Fish The others just don't work for me really.
DrWorm 10-31-04, 02:30 PM	Beholder Antenna Ball...now that is a great idea!
Felonious Monk 10-31-04, 11:48 PM	Ao Is My Co-pilot Worship At Pelor's Barbarians Do It With Bigger Swords Mordenkainen/Otiluke '88 My Prestige Class Has A Better Hit Die In Case Of Contingencied Teleport Without Error This Car Will Be Unmanned Have You Hugged an Illithid Today? I'm Not Speeding... It's an Expeditious Retreat spell. Maybe Perform (turn signal) Would Help Toad Familiar On Board Don't Blame Me... I Voted to Keep 3.0 Haste Conjuration: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Here On Your Next Initiative PCs Don't Kill PCs... Wands of Delayed Blast Fireball Kill PCs Never Drive Faster Than Your Hound Archon Can Fly My Kid Got A Natural Twenty On His Turn Check at the Temple of Pelor If There Is A Pantheon of Gods.... Why Haven't You Gotten Flame Striked Yet? Gnome... The Other Other Other White Meat