Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Michael_Morris 12-25-04, 02:56 AM	There's No Dish Like Gnome. (Use "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays") Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holindaze Nice and plump, but not tough like the dwarves, Not to skinny like the elves And they keep good on a shelf Oh there's no dish like gnome for the Holidaze. - Ottie the Ogre Twelve Days in the Dungeon. (Use "The 12 days of Christmas") The 1st day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, a kobold crying "Please don't kill me!!!" The 2nd day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying Please don't kill me!!" The 3rd day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, Three fetid orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!" " 4th ... Four Snarling Bugbears ... " 5th ... Five Rust Monsters ... " 6th ... Six Shambling Mound ... " 7th ... Seven Flesh Golems ... " 8th ... Eight Ogre Magi .... " 9th ... Nine Nessian Warhounds " 10th ... Ten Mind Flayers " 11th ... Greater Demons On the Twelth Day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me.... Twelve Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Greater Demons, Ten Mind Flayers, Nine Nessian Warhounds, Eight Ogre Magi, Seven Flesh Golems, Six Shambling Mounds... FIVE RUST MONSTERS (28 HD) Four Snarling Bugbears (26th level barbarians), Three Fetid Orcs (30th level fighters), Two Stinking Goblins (Rogues, 29th level) and a kobold crying "Please don't kill me" (Kurtlemak's Avatar).
crazysamaritan 12-25-04, 01:53 PM	I just posted a 12 days of Eberron in the EG. :D
Gadodel 12-25-04, 10:10 PM	What a lousy DM! :P
Rodak_the_Dim 12-26-04, 12:21 AM	Why Are These Stinking Goblins Blinking!!
Mister Mayhem 12-26-04, 04:22 AM	Heh. Some friends and I once went out Carol Singing (well, half carol-singing, half pub-crawling) with a songsheet of Carols that were all Call of Cthulu based :D "Oh, Tidings of madness and woe, madness and Woe! Oh, Tidings of madness and woe!"
quarkstomper 12-26-04, 01:14 PM	Tiamat the Christmas Dragon Tiamat, the Christmas Dragon, Had a half a dozen heads; And if you ever saw her, You would crap your pants in dread. All of the other dragons, Used to bow before her might; They knew if they should diss her, They'd be gone in half a bite. Then was foggy Christmas Eve, A Paladin came to say: "Tiamat with your soul so black, *WHACKETY-WHACK, WHACKETY-WHACK, WHACK-WHACK-WHACK!*" Then all the dragons ate her, And they shouted out with glee: "Tiamat the Christmas Dragon, Won't you save a head for meeeeee!"