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Lunar_Shadow 10-05-06, 10:21 AM	My friend posted this on another forum I go to. *to the tune of jingle bells* With a good two-handed blade Over corpses we go And through the gore we wade Mace on helmet rings Making bodies fly What fun to sing our SLAYING song And watch these suckers die! Chorus: Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We're brave and bold for fame and gold We'll make a lot today! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away! Crashing through the door Into the dragon's nose Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold And out its fire goes! Elven bowstrings sing Making balrogs fall And our thief finds a secret door Into the treasure hall! Chorus: Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We're brave and bold for fame and gold We'll make a lot today! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away! Then appears the Lich With his demon guard Our wizard yawns and wishes We'd run into something HARD... He begins to cast His 19th level spell That damn Lich throws a Gate at us And drops us all in Hell! Chorus: Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We're brave and bold for fame and gold We'll make a lot today! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away! We appear in Hell In front of Satan's Throne Our cleric waves us out the door And takes him on alone! Satan's legions don't Want to let us go Our Techno pulls a bazooka out And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW! Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells Don't let 'em get away! We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told To think we'll live the day! Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells Don't let 'em get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away! Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash And drag our loot away!!
The_DM_Cian 10-05-06, 11:52 AM	Hahaha Nice one. That's a classic!
Darkxarth 10-05-06, 01:01 PM	Your friend deserves 4 Awesome Points (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=709304) for that. Consider it an early Christmas gift. :D
LordBOB777 10-05-06, 02:12 PM	he may have 4 awesome points but I believe a penalty of some kind is needed because ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! I hate christmas carols and since the poem goes along with jingle bells it made me shudder to read it. Yes I liked it but I thiink it was slighlty early to pull that out
anshar 10-05-06, 03:59 PM	he may have 4 awesome points but I believe a penalty of some kind is needed because ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! I hate christmas carols and since the poem goes along with jingle bells it made me shudder to read it. Yes I liked it but I thiink it was slighlty early to pull that out Popular misconceptions aside, Jingle Bells is technically a Thanksgiving-related song, not a Christmas carol. And before anyone says it's too early for Thanksgiving too, this Monday is Canada's Thanksgiving Day, so in fact the song is perfectly timed from my perspective. :) No penalty for the awesome parody.
LordBOB777 10-05-06, 04:07 PM	Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, Saint Patty's Day, Valentines, 4th of July, whatever, its all the same to me.
frasmage 10-05-06, 06:51 PM	Wow, that made my day