| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
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| Solymyr08-11-04, 01:11 AM | Let's see what good confucious say ideas we can come up with...in our case it can be Elminster say... Mine are probably gonna suck pretty bad, but you can do better! Elminster say... Mobster movie in Anauroch bound to have shady characters |
| The Vagrant08-11-04, 04:57 AM | Elminster say... If it black and come out of vien, don't touch. Elminster say... If it look like magical item, it a cursed item. Elminster say... Two thread, simular to this one, some out bi-weekly. Elminster say... If it punch fast, punch hard, and punch low: Stay away. Elminster say... Wise man never **** of DM. Elminster say... If potion on sale dirt cheap, make party's bard taste test first. Elminster say... There always be more elfs, so fear not to destroy one or two along way. Elminster say... If fellow player covet thy dice, lick them so he covet no longer. Eliminster say... If DM is sleepy, take advantage of opprotunity. Elminster say... If psion you be, ask for "psionics are diffrent". Eliminster ask... Hey, where the cream filling? Elminster say... Craft (Basket Weaving) more usefull then one may think. Elminster say... Craft (Ty-Dye Shirt) less usefull then one thinks. Elminster say... If low on Gp, invent printing press. Elminster say... To war is to hate. To battle is to love war. Elminster say... If bag of holding ye find, stick not unarmoured hand inside. Elminster say... None suspect the half-ork bard, but all do hate. Elminster say... To "Mary-Mack" during fight is to die happy, but die indeed. Elminster say... Great name not create the man, but a great man create own name for self. Elminster say... BBEG have always max HP. Elminster say... To fight for love; Valiant. To fight for valiance; Foolish. Elminster say... One who type many responces, is one who needs be hit. Elminster say... Stick fight for money, not with caravan of dwarven merchants. Elminster say... Magic stay same, sword get redder. Elminster say... Sunder. Elminster say... If Orcus you fight: always take flight. |
| SnowbearK08-11-04, 05:48 AM | Elminster say...halfling after jewels & caught by guard need only use head. Elminster say...dragons have no cloaca! Elminster say...parade in Waterdeep with full plate fun, parade in deep water with full plate not so much. Elminster say...hill giant who play banjo scare off more than one who play oboe. Elminster say...what is the sound of a zombie Turning? |
| Savras08-11-04, 02:41 PM | Originally posted by Solymyr Elminster say... Mobster movie in Anauroch bound to have shady characters This. Is. PRECIOUS!!!!! Great thing! Can't think of anything now, though... sorry! Savras P.S.: A something of mine, though unrelated: If Cyric would lose his Lies portfolio, would he be known as the God Formerly Known as the Prince of Lies? |
| B Rob08-11-04, 09:16 PM | Originally posted by Savras P.S.: A something of mine, though unrelated: If Cyric would lose his Lies portfolio, would he be known as the God Formerly Known as the Prince of Lies? *shudder* For the love of god, don't do that. |
| wizard_thoarin08-12-04, 01:28 AM | Dump peon say ...... Oooops! Smart peon say ...... Master I didn't know it was you! |
| Fi'Irdray08-12-04, 02:27 AM | Elminster say: Never trust unmarked flask given to you by the wizard in your evil party Elminster also say: Never trust the marked flask given to you by the wizard in your evil party |
| geekous08-12-04, 04:00 AM | Elminster say: Never shoot lightning bolt in water |