D&D Joke About One Hand Clapping [Archive] - Wizards Community

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sciborg2

02-05-04, 06:53 PM
This is a silly topic, but its been driving me crazy. How does this one go again? And who came up with it?

Any help more than appreciated.
Golem1972

02-06-04, 02:44 PM
DM: (as NPC) "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

PC1: (wizard) "I cast Contact Other Plane"
PC2: (psion) "I manifest Hypercognition"
PC3: (bard) "Bardic knowledge check?"
PC4: (loremaster) "Loremaster check!"
PC5: (barbarian) "Foolish questions," draws greataxe, "Tell me answer!" (Intimidation check)
PC6: (cleric) Summons Solar to answer question (I think, don't really remember this one)

DM: Groans and listens to the rattling of dice


Close enough? There's some parts I don't remember
sciborg2

02-06-04, 08:50 PM
thanks man! My sister will get a kick of this one...