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Magiq 07-24-05, 08:01 AM	Ok, so ill give people time to laugh at this idea here.................................... but i think that D&D makes a great subject from which to write parodies of songs. now ive parodied a song here, that is big in England, but im not sure whereelse, so i recomend you download it (legally of course!) its Crazy Chick by Charlotte Church. a terrible song which is irresponsibly catchy! i actually came up with this idea when i realised that PHD sounds like PHB. a mad reason, but i think it works. anywho, download the song, maybe read the original lyrics, listen to it a few times, then sing along (invite your whole party, it can be a D&D kareoke (sp) session!) with my lyrics. its very much a work in progress, and any comments or criticisms are very welcome. also, i think people should post other D&D related parodies. the best could win a :cookie: with no further ado, i bring to you: Gamer Chick I think I'm gonna need some D&D Oh babe I hope you got a PHB Need to get a spell component pouch Crazy plothook for me to figure out I play a wizard Think I'm stupid Must have lost my save Turn undead for the undead Get back Lich, I'll send you to your grave I cast, you'll go insane Illusion's my favourite thing Gnomish ballistics, yeah you're making me a gamer chick You drivin' me To play D&D Challenge Rating 2 My familiar is "Sue" I just can't help myself 9th level wizard Elf, Elf (I play a wizard Elf) Role-playing's far from naff Got myself a nice staff You got me fightin' with an undead horde Which DM is responsible? Campaign plothook's not logical Awakened Squirrels to blame? Come on now, that's just innane I play a wizard Think I'm stupid Must have lost my save Turn undead for the undead Get back Lich, I'll send you to your grave I cast, you'll go insane Illusion's my favourite thing Gnomic ballistics, yeah your making me a gamer chick You drivin' me To play D&D Challenge Rating 2 My familiar's "Sue" I just can't help myself 4th level wizard Elf, Elf (I play a wizard Elf) My PC can't be dead Are you off your head? For those gold pieces baby Bought a magical glove Your DMin' drives me crazy, now I've had enough, Yeah! I play a wizard Think I'm stupid Must have lost my save Turn undead for the undead Get back Lich, I'll send you to your grave I cast, you'll go insane Illusion's my favourite thing Gnomic ballistics, yeah your making me a gamer chick You drivin' me To play D&D Challenge Rating 2 My familiar's "Sue" I just can't help myself 4th level wizard Elf, Elf (I play a wizard Elf) You drivin' me To play D&D Challenge Rating 2 My familiar's "Sue" I just can't help myself 4th level wizard Elf, Elf (I play a wizard Elf) You drivin' me To play D&D Challenge Rating 2 My familiar's "Sue" I just can't help myself 4th level wizard Elf, Elf (I play a wizard Elf) *bows, then runs off stage in a hail of tomatoes*
Zherog 07-24-05, 10:14 AM	Check the link in my sig for VLH. ;)
Ever Lonely Ty 07-24-05, 12:18 PM	We don't need no magic weapons We don't need no +1 swords No flaming maces, vorpal shortspears DM, leave that chart alone! Oi! DM! Leave that chart alone! All in all it's just another waste of the dice. All in all, you're just another waste of the dice