D&D Parody Songs [Archive] - Wizards Community

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SOPI

04-26-06, 03:57 PM
Anyone ever made any D&D parody songs? They used to have them in the back of Knights of the Dinner Table all the time, and they're pretty funny.

All I've ever come up with was a parody of Dr. Worm by They Might be Giants. It's about Kyuss.

They call me "god of worms".
Good morning, how are you? I'm "god of worms."
I'm interested in souls.
I'm not a greater god-dude, but I am made up of worms.
Made up of actual worms.
I kill stuff with worms.

I like to feast on souls.
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.
I'll just suck out your soul
and you can tell me if you think that I was better than before.
I'll leave the front "unlocked"
so I can hear the screaming.

When I get into it, I can't tell if you are screaming
as I suck out your soul.
When I give the signal, my friend, Dragotha, will eat your corpses.

Someday, somebody else besides me will call me by my god-name they will,
call me "god of worms."
Good morning, how are you? I'm "god of worms."
I'm interested in souls.
I'm not a greater god-dude, but I am made up worms.
Made up of actual worms.
I kill stuff with worms.

And I like to feast on souls.
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.
I'll just suck out your soul
and you can tell me if you think that I was better than before.
I'm not a greater god-dude, but they call me "god of wooooooooooooooooooooooorms!"
hmmmm

04-26-06, 04:09 PM
Lol, very good. I have never done that though.