D&D's Funny Text [Archive] - Wizards Community

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deanruel

05-02-06, 04:03 AM
Hey everyone. Some of the best laughs I've gotten have been from D&D books. I always love the little inconspicous bits of humour they'll throw in here and there and I wanted to see if we could get a little compendium going. If you find one just go ahead and post it up so we can all giggle at it a little. This one I'm posting here is from the upcoming Players Handbook 2. And anyone who's played Warhammer 40K should get a chuckle.


BARBARIAN BATTLECRIES

Below are a few battle cries you enjoy screaming out to mark the beginning of a conflict, or into an enemy's face in the midst of battle.

#2- Blood for the Blood God!