Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Malachi_III 03-12-05, 09:24 PM	In this thread, lets make a d&d story, I'll start Three adventurers, Warmage, a human mage, Freddie Freeloader, a half-elf theif, and Dreadlok, a drow fighter, are wandering around in the Forest of Lost souls, and come across a small body lying sprawled out, face down with a large gash in the back of its head, what do they do?
The Club 03-12-05, 10:03 PM	They go find a counselor to deal with their angst at the ridiculous names given out by their parents. "Dear, let's name the baby Warmage." The Club
Malachi_III 03-12-05, 10:41 PM	lol, good one...i couldnt come up with any names... they aproach the body and flip it over, only to find a young man whos face is ripped off, they go on in the forest, and find an old man half-dead against a tree, as they get closer, he awakes and says...
thinkhard 03-12-05, 10:45 PM	it was Margaret Thatcher! Her and her band of literary scholars are planning to *cough cough* are planing to *cough cough* to....*dies* DUN DUN DUN!!!! What is Margaret Thatcher planning to do?? (also, if you'll be so kind, check out COMPITUM in my sig. I need some critiques)
Malachi_III 03-12-05, 11:12 PM	the heroes are wondering what she was planning to do, so they do a web search on google, and what they read is...
thinkhard 03-12-05, 11:16 PM	"margaret thatcher online pharmacy....margaret thatcher and herbal viagra....margaret thatcher loves newgrounds....margaret thatcher....."
pseudoidiot 03-12-05, 11:23 PM	'naked On A Cold Night"
Thanqol 03-13-05, 01:26 AM	Naked due to a sudden attack of the evil Rust Monster Swarm that threaten the world's mining operations.
angryman 03-13-05, 11:02 AM	Thatcher's rust monster ninjas attack- the warmage is poisoned and the mage's arm flies off as a katana cuts through flesh and bone. The half-elf thief is unaffected by the ninjas and he is only cut slightly. However, his attacks are also useless against the ninjas! Anyway, they get bored and leave because it's time to watch Iron Chef...
pseudoidiot 03-13-05, 11:34 AM	where the food of choice for the day is dragon liver.
thinkhard 03-13-05, 02:04 PM	Of course, Gragobeth, the Great Worm of the Ages, happened to be watching the program. He becomes appalled and storms the studio, killing all the chefs. (additional plug for reviews on COMPITUM: its in my sig. Please check i need some feedback.)
KnightODaRealms 03-13-05, 05:28 PM	meanwhile back at the castle the prince sir charles is ploting another attack on these pesky adventures.
dragnkpr 03-13-05, 09:01 PM	"I know! I shall attack them with animated pie golems! They shall taste the wrath of homemade pecan flavored doom!"